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Tables!
T-Boy
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A huge junk yard we see something move. Suddenly these lights come on and we see T-Boy standing infrount of a huge hill of junk, with a set at the top.
T-Boy: Hello and welcome to Junk Yard Wars! I'm the host T-Boy and That on top of the hill Is Casey, my Co-Host. If you never seen the show on TLC, it goes like this. We gave the teams a junk yard, some tools, and 10 to 10+ hours to make what ever we tell them. We would also gave them a specialist to be on their team, but know would do it, so I got some other people, who will be team captain. Well Let's meet our teams.
We see a far way shot of four people walking. The camera zooms in on ever person T-Boy introduces.
T-Boy: First we have in Blue, The Dudleys. Spike, D-Von, and Bubba Ray Dudley. Their Captain, Sign Guy Dudley!
New far away shot.
Casey: Here in the Yellow team, The Lords, Jeff hardy, Jericho, and Christian. Their Captin is Rey Misterio
The teams come up to the huge hill were T-Boy and Casey are sitting at.
T-Boy: Ok, teams are your gonna have a great time with this, cause your making Tanks! Your to make them so all four members of the team can fit in and they must be able to shot your ammo, Eggs. Ok Teams you've got 10 hour and it's early so get going. You time starts when this ball crashes though the table.
Casey pulls this handle and a ball falls from nowhere right through a table and the teams run off to their own work areas.
~The Dudley's Base~
They are standing around their white board and Sign Guy has the marker.
Bubba: Ok, what's the plan Bro?
Sign Guy draws a sketch of a tank. Then he starts to write down a list of things need.
D-Von: Ok Pipes, Air compressor, wheels, sheets of metal and what ever else seems needed. Ok great, Spike let's go.
D-Von and Spike jump into their Buggy and drive off into the Junk Yard.
The seen shows Christian and Jeff in the Junk Yard.
T-Boy's Voice Over: As The Dudley's were planning out what they need. Team Force just send out Christian and Jeff to find stuff to work with while, Rey and Jericho go over the plan.
~The Lords Base~
Rey: Jericho You can't have it like that. There will be to much wait. We'll get hit.
Jericho: I don't care. I want my set!
Rey: Forget it!
Jericho: Lission midget.
Rey kicks Jericho on the nut.
Rey: Like I was saying….
Jeff: We're back!
Rey: What you get?
Christian: Um.. Some pipe, a car door, and this box thingy Jeff found.
Rey: A compressor! That's the most important thing needed. Good job boys. Well Jericho and I made a deal on the design.
Jeff: It looks like a Volkswagen Beattle!
Rey: Hum…your right.
Christian: Hay we saw on of them. I bet we could get it to drive.
Rey: Go get it!
The seen is T-Boy on the hill and looking at the clock. The clock starts to spine up a few hours.
T-Boy on intercom: 7 hours to go. You have 7 hours to go.
Over look of both teams work areas. Then back to T-Boy
T-Boy: Well has they work I would like to say that they've come a long way.
Casey: Yeah, I'm surprised that Jericho is working at all.
T-Boy: I think it's Rey's kicks to his nuts.
Casey: That could be it. Well I'm going down there.
T-Boy: Good luck.
~Team Lords Base~
Casey: Hay, guys! Tell me about your Tank.
Rey: Well it was Jeff who made me see we had a Beattle as a Tank, so we added to the Beattle that Christian went and got. We had to work on the engine some, but it's fine. We're lucky we found the compressor so we can shot the eggs.
Casey: Sounds like things are going good over here. T-Boy how's the Dudleys?
~The Dudley's Base~
T-Boy: Things are great over here. Check this out.
T-Boy leads the camera into this double door van the Brothers had found. She taps Bubba on the behind and he scoots over. We see these two boxes in the area were the passenger seat would've been. It these two pipes lead to the left and right of the van, all the way to the back, which comes up.
T-Boy: Bubba, tell everyone what this stuff is.
Bubba: Well we found the compressor and Sign Guy decided to make a copy, that in took a whole lot of air, and would give out twice as much. We've pulled this piping down to the three areas of shooting.
T-Boy: Sounds really kick ass. So who do you plan on doing loading?
Bubba: That's why we sent Spike out. He's hunting us some wide pipes and a holder for eggs.
T-Boy: Well it looks like everything is going your way.
~Junk Yard~
Spike is walking and runs into Jeff.
Spike: Sorry.
Jeff: No harm. Hay have you seen something that could be used as a guide?
Spike: Have you seen 3 inch wide pipes?
Jeff: Yeah, answer my question first.
Spike: No, cause you might run away and I can't caught you like you can me.
Jeff: Sounds like you got a point. Go down to the red truck and turn left.
Spike: Try some string parts out of a car.
The two take and run off.
~The Hill~
T-Boy: We need something entraining.
Casey: What?
T-Boy pulls down a TV and flips the channel. She flips the channels and we see Stephanie talking to someone on a phone, Matt looking in a mirror, Vince chocking Bishoff, and then we come to Kurt Angle in his large room.
Casey: Turn it up.
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Kurt: Kurt you're the hottest man alive. You very skilled to. What do you think Teddy?
Teddy:….
Kurt: Your right and thank you. Yes, I haven't danced in a long time. I should.
Kurt pushes a button and his room becomes a strip club. Tons of man flock around a stage, which Kurt is pole dancing on.
Casey: WOW.
T-Boy: How much money dose it cost to get a strip club put in my house, I wonder?
Suddenly like time was nothing the screams of a chick awoke the females from their trance.
Casey: What was that?
T-Boy: The Clock. *Gets on intercom* You have 4 hours! I repeat you have 4 hours to go!
~the Dudley's Base~
D-Von: Well Bubba what's the problem with the engine?
Bubba: Well it needs a new spark plug, and Battery.
Sign Guy smacks Bubba upside the head.
Bubba: Oh, Shields for the outside and we need seats. Then we can put the rest of everything inside the van.
D-Von: Ok, Come on Spike.
Spike: Right, I know were to get the seats and shields. It the battery and Spark plug I'm worried about.
~The Lord's Base~
Jericho: It's staring to look like a plan with these caged boxes on the sides.
Rey: Ha, oh well I'm just worried about our eggs being on the outside of the tank. The could be smashed.
Jeff: No worry, the holder being curved will help save them.
Christian: Shouldn't we start it up?
Rey: Ok Jericho, since your driving. (God Save US) Go start it up.
Jericho hopes in and starts it up. It's running fine till, insert cartoon explosion from engine.
Jeff: What went wrong.
Christian lifts up the lid of the Beattle.
Rey: Hum…looks like the fan belt blew and then tangled everything. Jericho turn the car off already man.
Jericho turns the car off and hopes out.
Jericho: So why are you ass clowns still here? He told you what we need, so get it.
Jeff and Christian run out as Rey Shakes his head and Jericho works more on the outside.
~The Hill~
T-Boy and Casey are missing. Then with a zoom in on the TV we see them up on the Stage with Kurt (Who's in his star and strips thong) dancing.
T-Boy: I love this.
Casey: Yeah, I'm hungry though.
Suddenly the wild strip club is turned into a calm strip club. Kurt dancing still, but the girls are at this bar sitting eating food.
T-Boy: This is the life.
Casey: Yeah, Hay do we have to pay for this?
T-Boy: Nope, it's on Kurt. He just doesn't know it.
~The Lord's Base~
Rey: Ok, let's try this again.
Jericho stars the Beattle up and it runs and doesn't stop.
Jericho: Hay, this is cool.
Rey: Cut it Jericho.
Jericho cut the engine and jumps out.
Rey: Ok, we need to finish our guns and paint the outside.
Christian: That's great.
~The Dudley's Base~
D-Von: Well here I got the last of grids.
Bubba: Good the van works and the gun works, so let's start to shield this up.
Spike: We should make the van able to take a hit.
~The Hill~
The Chicks are now returning. When the Clock goes off.
T-Boy: Huh?…Oh.. Casey go a head.
Casey: You have 1 hour. 1 Hour people!
The teams work hard adding the little bits her and there. As Jericho get's caught in a window, and Sign Guy goes over the last checks. Till the very last second.
T-Boy/ Casey: 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1.. TIME UP!
Both teams stop.
T-Boy: Well everyone that's it.
Casey: Tomorrow, you get to fire at each other.
T-Boy: So go get some sleep.
Casey: Back to Kurt's?
T-Boy: You know it.
***THE NEXT DAY IN A FIELD***
T-Boy: Hello, well it's the next day and our teams will be shooting at each other today.
Casey: And believe me these guys are ready.
A blue van drives into the filed and then a yellow Beattle.
T-Boy: I'm here with The Dudleys. Ok, who's driving?
Spike: Sign Guy. We're shooting.
T-Boy: Any goal in points?
Bubba: Nope, just high amount and the win.
Sign Guy: We're gonna kick their asses! Come on!
T-Boy *Died from hearing Sign Guy talk final*
Casey: Wow, Um Ray is your team ready?
Rey: As ever.
Jericho: Yep we wont fail.
Casey: You haven't fussed much with Rey, was it the kicks to the balls?
Jericho: Nope….It's more if we lose it's his fault, but we're gonna win, causes I'm King Of The World.
Christian: that he is.
Jeff: Can I be you jester?
Jericho: Sure.
Casey: Well I'll let you get in you tanks.
The teams get in the tanks and Casey meets T-Boy with Kurt on the Couch on a hill.
T-Boy: So Kurt who do you think will win?
Kurt: I'm not sure. The Lords tank might take flight and gave them an avenge over The Dudley's, but who knows what they came up with.
T-Boy: Your right their. Casey tell our viewers how everything goes.
Casey: They will have this whole field to themselves. The first round they will only have half the field to battle on, five minutes to battle and will have 200 eggs to shot. The second round the whole field, ten minutes, and 400 eggs to shot. At the end of each round we will tally the amount of points they get in each round. Oh and if they go out of the bound the first round they loss 20 points.
T-Boy: There's only one way to score. Shot the painted on targets. Each target will be worth 10, 20, and 30 point.
Casey: This should be great.
Kurt: I bet if I had a team they would kick major ass. It's true, It's Danm true.
T-Boy: Quite! Well let's get this started.
Casey pushes a huge button and a load horn goes off.
The Lords start off ahead getting a shot for 10 right away, but the Dudleys head straight for them. One of the doors go flying open and Bubba's platform comes out. He starts to blast the Lords from behind his, egg launcher. Then Jeff pops up with his gun and starts to shot. D-Von comes out of his side and starts blasting. Jericho turns to keep from getting hit and get Rey in some action, when he drove out of bounds.
Kurt: That's gonna hurt.
Driving back in, Rey and Jeff start shooting double time, and then rams The Dudleys out. As the come in Casey sounds the horn. Both Tanks stop.
The Teams get out and Stretch as T-Boy, Casey, and Kurt count up points and stuff.
Kurt: Ok, lission. Dudleys you got 230, you would've had 250, but you went out of the bounds. Lords you guys have 250, that would've been 270, but the bounds got you. So Lords you lead.
T-Boy: So Casey who do you think will win?
Casey: I'm going to say Lords, the move fast enough to keep from getting hit and that's what madders.
T-Boy: What about you Kurt?
Kurt: I still don't know, but it looks Like Lords.
T-Boy: Well we'll see.
T-Boy blows the horn and the to tanks go.
Driving straight tords The Dudleys Rey and Jeff fire hard, but then Christina comes out from the passenger side firing. Bubba and D-Von are having a hard time firing at them, so Spike opens up the back and comes out on his platform. Then he cocks up his gun witch is double barrow and starts to shot. Hitting double time for the shots is great. Then Sign Guy starts to spin the van. Blowing The Lords chance at hitting them. As the Lord retreat The Dudleys give chase. Then the odd thing happens. The van stops.
Casey: What's going on?
Kurt: They probley ran out of gas.
T-Boy: The Lords should get on them.
The Lord do. The start to head for them shooting all the way when, The Three Brothers come from the top, with their guns all combined. They starts shoot and nailing the Lords hard, who are trying to run, but The Dudley's have far rang hits.
Kurt sound the horn and the tanks stop. Another count of the points and both teams circle T-Boy, Casey and Kurt.
Casey: Ok, people in this round The Lords made 540 points.
T-Boy: The Dudleys made 570.
Kurt: So the final scores are, The Lords came out with 790 and The Dudleys came out with 800 point.
The Dudleys jump around and hug, while holds Jericho back as he yells at Rey and Christian wines.
T-Boy: Well there you have it. What an episode. Well For Casey, Kurt, and the Teams. I'm T-Boy, saying Tables!!!!!!!!!!!!!!