Heero: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! =D Your time is up my blue, furry rival,
soon you will be gone and I shall be no. 1 again!!!
Mysterious Person: Guess again!
Heero: Huh? *Looks around for the mysterious person* who said that?
MP: I DID!! *Jumps into the light*
Heero: *GASP* It can't BE!!
ChibiChan: But it IS!! IT'S CHIBICHAN TO THE RESCUE!!!!
Heero: *glares at the raven-haired girl* What the hell are you doing here?
ChibiChan: *smirks, ruby eyes gleaming* Kicking your butt, what else? *Attacks Heero*
Heero: 0.0! Help? *Disappears into a dust cloud*
Disclaimer: Tarriot: *sighs* Everyone's forgotten me T_T Oh well, ChibiChaos doesn't own anything in this fic, except for me and herself!!
On with the Story
Kaosu ran down the hallway and ducked into the nearest classroom,
"Not, happening," She froze as the war cries of cheerleaders sounded through the hallways and glared at the ceiling, "why me? What did I ever do to you?" the ceiling gave her a blank look. Kaosu huffed, "Well you're no help." She winced as the cheerleaders ran past the door.
You're probably wondering why Kaosu's running away from cheerleaders when she should be in class, well you see, it all stared during lunch, when Pietro was in detention...
~Flashback~
Pietro looked at his cafeteria food, glanced out the window and sighed in depression.
'This is not good, I have been humiliated in front of a vast population of females, not good.' He scowled, 'SHE MUST PAY!!' His tuna surprise squelched in agreement while the peas did back flips over the carrots.
He glared at the ceiling, 'this is so damn boring,' he grabbed an old magazine from his bag, flipped through it and glanced outside just in time to see the cheerleaders leave Kaosu, he scowled at the thought of her name, and the brotherhood.
"Too bad they didn't do anything to her, wonder what it would take to get them to go after her again," Frowning he glanced ideally at the pages in front of him and froze, "well well well, looks like there could be a way after all." He grinned evilly and grabbed a sheet of paper and a pen.
(During Class)
Kaosu blinked as she sat down, was it just her, or was everyone staring at her? She shrugged and glanced down at her 'History of Mankind' book. Two minutes later she glanced up to see that the entire class had moved at least five inches closer to her desk,
'Okay, this is odd,' she turned back to her book, another few minutes passed and she looked up again to find that the class had moved in again, 'strange how everyone in this class seems to be a cheerleader.' Ten minutes later she couldn't move without knocking a member of the class, scowling she stood up,
"Ok, what the hell is going on?"
One of the girls stood up, "It is her, I knew it, quick, get her before she escapes," Kaosu blinked and found herself surrounded by cheerleaders,
"Ok, I'm out of here," jumping up she darted out of the room with the cheerleaders hot on her tail, a piece of paper caught her eye and she grabbed it as she ran by. "What the hell? Ooh, he is SO DEAD!"
Yes readers, Pietro decided it would be a good idea to put a bounty over Kaosu's head for attempting to seduce him, obviously, she wasn't amused.
~End Flashback~
Which brings us back to the present time where she's hiding in a classroom plotting revenge against Pietro and cheerleaders are combing the school for her.
Kaosu gathered that she was safe for the next 15 minutes or so and leaned against the wall as she considered her options. She considered going out there and telling them the truth, but chances were they'd rip her to shreds before she could get a decent word out. Of course she could always hunt down a certain speed demon and torture him until he confessed to accusing her wrongfully, but then she'd be hunted by his fanclub for hurting him. Kaosu frowned and looked at the sheet in front of her,
'What can I do that wont involve me getting decapitated by cheerleaders and gets back at Pietro at the same time?' she smirked suddenly, 'Oh he is going to get it this time.' She grabbed a piece of paper and a pen and sat down to write, checking the door every so often.
Grinning, Kaosu held up her work, "Let's see him weasel his way out of this one, but I'll need some help," She softly crept out of the classroom and speed down the hallway to detention, huffing she slammed the door open and grinned,
"Hey guys,"
The Brotherhood boys blinked at her sudden appearance,
"Yo, what are you doing here?"
"Apart from running from cheerleaders? I'm here to ask for your help," Lance looked at her suspiciously,
"What kind of help?"
Kaosu smirked and held up three cheerleading outfits, the boys' eyes widened,
"Kaosu," Todd glanced at the uniforms nervously, "why are you holding up cheerleading uniforms?"
"Funny you should ask that, you see, I need someone to divert the cheerleaders' attention from me to Pietro, with, for example, a detailed account of their last date?" She passed a cheerleading outfit to each male, "and since I can't show my face to them, you're going to have to do it."
Todd's jaw dropped, "WHAT?"
"No way," Lance glared at her,
"What do we get in return?" asked Freddy, eyeing the costume.
Kaosu considered this, "Well, it depends on which one of you will do it, like say, if Freddy does it, I'll cook all meals for him for a week."
"Really?" Freddy looked at the outfit again and back at Kaosu, "I'll do it, but they better be big meals,"
Kaosu shrugged, "Hey, I'll cook you seven course meals if you want," Freddy nodded and wondered out to the male changing room.
Lance and Todd watched wide-eyed and turned to Kaosu,
"So, just what will you give us if we do it?"
"I'll get Lance a date with Kitty if he does it,"
"Really? I'm there!" Lance cheered and ran towards the changing room. Todd snorted,
"Todd?"
"Yeah?"
"What do you want?"
"A decent grade,"
"I'll tutor you if you want."
"I think you have enough cheerleaders,"
Kaosu snickered, "Yeah, I guess you're right...wanna watch?"
Todd smirked, "Wouldn't miss it for the world," The two snuck out of the classroom and down the corridors and found the cheerleaders in the auditorium.
Kaosu glanced around and stifled a shriek of laughter when she found Lance and Freddy, tugging on Todd's sleeve she pointed them out and had to gag him to stop him from laughing and blowing their cover.
"Shut up, we're trying to spy on them, not get caught." Her shoulders where shaking with laughter though, Todd wasn't in any better condition to say the least.
"Did you see those wigs, where did they get them?"
"Well, we did pass the drama room, but seriously, Lance should not have grabbed the bright red one."
"Shh, they're about to do it," both froze and strained to hear, still trying to smother their laughter as Lance and Freddy animatedly described their dates complete with high pitched voices. Outrages screeches told them that Kaosu's plan had worked, for better or worse, they weren't quite sure yet.
Kaosu waved as Lance and Freddy made their way out the door, the cheerleaders were arguing about whom was really Pietro's girlfriend. She grabbed a sheet of paper and opened the door a fraction. She motioned for the others to hide in the nearest room and stuck her head in,
"What are we fighting about? Pietro will straighten this out, he'll show you that I'm the one he loves," grinned she watched as the cheerleaders paused and agreed with this decision. She quickly ran into the nearest room and shut the door.
"Let's go home, right guys?"
"Yeah sure, I'm ready to go," Todd followed her out of the room as Freddy and Lance sighed and snuck back into the changing room.
(Later that night)
Kaosu grinned and shoved the tub of ice-cream in front of Freddy before walking into the lounge,
Lance looked up from the TV, "Well?"
Smirking she flopped into the seat next to him, "Well what?"
"Come Kaosu, you said you'd get me a date,"
She frowned and looked at him, "Well, I called her and asked her what she thought of you,"
"And?"
"She started shouting at me to get the hell away from you,"
Lance smirked in content and turned back to the show, "And?"
"I hung up,"
"Wha?"
"What did you expect me to do? I waited an hour for her to stop shouting."
"But...but, my date."
"Oh yeah, about that, she said to meet her outside the movies tomorrow at 10am." Kaosu quickly left the room as Lance started to dance with joy.
Sauntering into the kitchen she paused as the doorbell rang, "Who the hell would be here to see us?" she sighed and walked into the hallway and opened the door, "Oh, it's you. I might have known."
FIN
ChibiChan: *stands on top of Heero in a heroic pose with a breeze blowing her hair to the side*
Tarriot: ¬.¬ As heroic as that pose is, do you think that you could possibly, GET ME OUT OF THIS CAGE!?
ChibiChan: *blinks and looks down at Heero* Did you hear something?
Heero: *groans in pain*
ChibiChan: *shrugs* Ah well, REVIEW MINNA!!! Ja ne!
Mysterious Person: Guess again!
Heero: Huh? *Looks around for the mysterious person* who said that?
MP: I DID!! *Jumps into the light*
Heero: *GASP* It can't BE!!
ChibiChan: But it IS!! IT'S CHIBICHAN TO THE RESCUE!!!!
Heero: *glares at the raven-haired girl* What the hell are you doing here?
ChibiChan: *smirks, ruby eyes gleaming* Kicking your butt, what else? *Attacks Heero*
Heero: 0.0! Help? *Disappears into a dust cloud*
Disclaimer: Tarriot: *sighs* Everyone's forgotten me T_T Oh well, ChibiChaos doesn't own anything in this fic, except for me and herself!!
On with the Story
Kaosu ran down the hallway and ducked into the nearest classroom,
"Not, happening," She froze as the war cries of cheerleaders sounded through the hallways and glared at the ceiling, "why me? What did I ever do to you?" the ceiling gave her a blank look. Kaosu huffed, "Well you're no help." She winced as the cheerleaders ran past the door.
You're probably wondering why Kaosu's running away from cheerleaders when she should be in class, well you see, it all stared during lunch, when Pietro was in detention...
~Flashback~
Pietro looked at his cafeteria food, glanced out the window and sighed in depression.
'This is not good, I have been humiliated in front of a vast population of females, not good.' He scowled, 'SHE MUST PAY!!' His tuna surprise squelched in agreement while the peas did back flips over the carrots.
He glared at the ceiling, 'this is so damn boring,' he grabbed an old magazine from his bag, flipped through it and glanced outside just in time to see the cheerleaders leave Kaosu, he scowled at the thought of her name, and the brotherhood.
"Too bad they didn't do anything to her, wonder what it would take to get them to go after her again," Frowning he glanced ideally at the pages in front of him and froze, "well well well, looks like there could be a way after all." He grinned evilly and grabbed a sheet of paper and a pen.
(During Class)
Kaosu blinked as she sat down, was it just her, or was everyone staring at her? She shrugged and glanced down at her 'History of Mankind' book. Two minutes later she glanced up to see that the entire class had moved at least five inches closer to her desk,
'Okay, this is odd,' she turned back to her book, another few minutes passed and she looked up again to find that the class had moved in again, 'strange how everyone in this class seems to be a cheerleader.' Ten minutes later she couldn't move without knocking a member of the class, scowling she stood up,
"Ok, what the hell is going on?"
One of the girls stood up, "It is her, I knew it, quick, get her before she escapes," Kaosu blinked and found herself surrounded by cheerleaders,
"Ok, I'm out of here," jumping up she darted out of the room with the cheerleaders hot on her tail, a piece of paper caught her eye and she grabbed it as she ran by. "What the hell? Ooh, he is SO DEAD!"
Yes readers, Pietro decided it would be a good idea to put a bounty over Kaosu's head for attempting to seduce him, obviously, she wasn't amused.
~End Flashback~
Which brings us back to the present time where she's hiding in a classroom plotting revenge against Pietro and cheerleaders are combing the school for her.
Kaosu gathered that she was safe for the next 15 minutes or so and leaned against the wall as she considered her options. She considered going out there and telling them the truth, but chances were they'd rip her to shreds before she could get a decent word out. Of course she could always hunt down a certain speed demon and torture him until he confessed to accusing her wrongfully, but then she'd be hunted by his fanclub for hurting him. Kaosu frowned and looked at the sheet in front of her,
'What can I do that wont involve me getting decapitated by cheerleaders and gets back at Pietro at the same time?' she smirked suddenly, 'Oh he is going to get it this time.' She grabbed a piece of paper and a pen and sat down to write, checking the door every so often.
Grinning, Kaosu held up her work, "Let's see him weasel his way out of this one, but I'll need some help," She softly crept out of the classroom and speed down the hallway to detention, huffing she slammed the door open and grinned,
"Hey guys,"
The Brotherhood boys blinked at her sudden appearance,
"Yo, what are you doing here?"
"Apart from running from cheerleaders? I'm here to ask for your help," Lance looked at her suspiciously,
"What kind of help?"
Kaosu smirked and held up three cheerleading outfits, the boys' eyes widened,
"Kaosu," Todd glanced at the uniforms nervously, "why are you holding up cheerleading uniforms?"
"Funny you should ask that, you see, I need someone to divert the cheerleaders' attention from me to Pietro, with, for example, a detailed account of their last date?" She passed a cheerleading outfit to each male, "and since I can't show my face to them, you're going to have to do it."
Todd's jaw dropped, "WHAT?"
"No way," Lance glared at her,
"What do we get in return?" asked Freddy, eyeing the costume.
Kaosu considered this, "Well, it depends on which one of you will do it, like say, if Freddy does it, I'll cook all meals for him for a week."
"Really?" Freddy looked at the outfit again and back at Kaosu, "I'll do it, but they better be big meals,"
Kaosu shrugged, "Hey, I'll cook you seven course meals if you want," Freddy nodded and wondered out to the male changing room.
Lance and Todd watched wide-eyed and turned to Kaosu,
"So, just what will you give us if we do it?"
"I'll get Lance a date with Kitty if he does it,"
"Really? I'm there!" Lance cheered and ran towards the changing room. Todd snorted,
"Todd?"
"Yeah?"
"What do you want?"
"A decent grade,"
"I'll tutor you if you want."
"I think you have enough cheerleaders,"
Kaosu snickered, "Yeah, I guess you're right...wanna watch?"
Todd smirked, "Wouldn't miss it for the world," The two snuck out of the classroom and down the corridors and found the cheerleaders in the auditorium.
Kaosu glanced around and stifled a shriek of laughter when she found Lance and Freddy, tugging on Todd's sleeve she pointed them out and had to gag him to stop him from laughing and blowing their cover.
"Shut up, we're trying to spy on them, not get caught." Her shoulders where shaking with laughter though, Todd wasn't in any better condition to say the least.
"Did you see those wigs, where did they get them?"
"Well, we did pass the drama room, but seriously, Lance should not have grabbed the bright red one."
"Shh, they're about to do it," both froze and strained to hear, still trying to smother their laughter as Lance and Freddy animatedly described their dates complete with high pitched voices. Outrages screeches told them that Kaosu's plan had worked, for better or worse, they weren't quite sure yet.
Kaosu waved as Lance and Freddy made their way out the door, the cheerleaders were arguing about whom was really Pietro's girlfriend. She grabbed a sheet of paper and opened the door a fraction. She motioned for the others to hide in the nearest room and stuck her head in,
"What are we fighting about? Pietro will straighten this out, he'll show you that I'm the one he loves," grinned she watched as the cheerleaders paused and agreed with this decision. She quickly ran into the nearest room and shut the door.
"Let's go home, right guys?"
"Yeah sure, I'm ready to go," Todd followed her out of the room as Freddy and Lance sighed and snuck back into the changing room.
(Later that night)
Kaosu grinned and shoved the tub of ice-cream in front of Freddy before walking into the lounge,
Lance looked up from the TV, "Well?"
Smirking she flopped into the seat next to him, "Well what?"
"Come Kaosu, you said you'd get me a date,"
She frowned and looked at him, "Well, I called her and asked her what she thought of you,"
"And?"
"She started shouting at me to get the hell away from you,"
Lance smirked in content and turned back to the show, "And?"
"I hung up,"
"Wha?"
"What did you expect me to do? I waited an hour for her to stop shouting."
"But...but, my date."
"Oh yeah, about that, she said to meet her outside the movies tomorrow at 10am." Kaosu quickly left the room as Lance started to dance with joy.
Sauntering into the kitchen she paused as the doorbell rang, "Who the hell would be here to see us?" she sighed and walked into the hallway and opened the door, "Oh, it's you. I might have known."
FIN
ChibiChan: *stands on top of Heero in a heroic pose with a breeze blowing her hair to the side*
Tarriot: ¬.¬ As heroic as that pose is, do you think that you could possibly, GET ME OUT OF THIS CAGE!?
ChibiChan: *blinks and looks down at Heero* Did you hear something?
Heero: *groans in pain*
ChibiChan: *shrugs* Ah well, REVIEW MINNA!!! Ja ne!