T-Boy: Hello everyone I'm the Host of this show T-Boy.
Casey: I'm the Co-Host Casey and This is Teddy! Say hi Teddy!
Teddy:…
Casey: Oh, and Kurt's here too!
Kurt: Hi. So what's up today?
Casey: Meet the teams!
The team first team is walking.
T-Boy: Here's team 3, in Red. The Masters! Taker, Kane, and RVD. Their Captin…I must be insane. It Homicidal, Suicidal, Genocidal, SABU!
Casey: That's not fair. Team 4, in Gray, Force! Rico, Chris Benito, and Lance Storm. Their Captin, Justin Credible.
Kurt: Hold on, I've caught onto something. You put team mates on each team.
T-Boy: Huh?
Kurt: RVD and SABU VS Lance Storm and Justin Credible. Old ECW rivals.
T-Boy: So I did.
The teams come close.
Casey: Ok everyone, you've got your teams. Now you need to know what your making and the goal.
T-Boy: Say hello to the sky. Your making Air Machines!
RVD: Dude!
Kurt: You have to be able to have two people in flying in your air machine.
Teddy:….
T-Boy: Right Teddy. You also have to be able to fly higher then 6 feet and you have only a 10 yard take off run way.
Kurt: You'll 10 hours to make you machine. So when you see Casey put Jericho in the Wall of Jericho go to work.
They watch Bubba drag out Jericho and though him down infrount of Casey, who slaps the Walls onto him. They take off.
T-Boy: Bubba stay! Sit! Good boy!
Bubba: I'm not a dog.
T-Boy: So beats people?
Kurt: Masters
Casey: Um…Masters
Bubba: Um…Danm. Well I would say Masters, but Justin and Lance helped me and D-von get the titles from RVD and Sabu….Ah, hell Masters!
Teddy:…
T-Boy: Looks like Masters all the way.
~Force's Base~
Lance: Ok, so let's get down to this. Justin, what you got?
Justin: Old School Plane plans. Based off man power.
Rico: So what are you guys gonna go get?
Lance: Ha, Us. No, You and Benito are gonna go out there.
Justin: Yeah, Captain never leaves the base, and my Co-Captain stays here with me.
Benito: Shut up and list off what we need.
Justin: Lightest pipes you can find, light bike, and propeller.
~Master's Base~
Sabu: AH! I've got it! Here!
RVD: Dude. What is it?
Kane: Yeah.
Sabu: Fire Power, Energy of batteries, tarp, light things for a basket, bikes, propeller and hollow pipes.
RVD: Pipes!?
Sabu: Not now man. Go guys.
~Hill~
Bubba: Sabu's making a blimp.
T-Boy: Yep. Helmet?
Bubba: Thanks. I'm feeling safe.
Teddy:….
Bubba: Yeah were did they go?
~7-11~
Kurt: Are you sure they don't wont anything?
Casey: Yeah.
Kurt: I'm still getting Teddy an Apple Pie Snack cake.
~Junk Yard~
Rico: This sucks. How did I get on this team?
Benito: I was asking myself the same thing.
*CRASH*
Taker: Fuck!
Kane: I told you not to pull that.
Benito and Rico walk around the corner and See Taker holding his foot and Kane shaking his head.
Benito: Having trouble?
Taker: Funny.
Benito: I know.
Kane pulls this tarp and an puts it in the buggy that's full of stuff. Kane and Taker climb into the Buggy (What a image) and drive off.
Benito: I truly can say I'm sorry for Taker.
Rico: Why?
RVD: DUDE I COULD TURN THIS STUFF INTO A BONG!
SABU: ROB! QUITE!
Rico: Oh…
~In A Car~
Kurt: Shouldn't we be going? I mean T-Boy, Bubba, and Teddy Must be wondering were we are?
Casey: Nuh.
~Hill~
Teddy is in a cradle and T-Boy is licking and nibbling on Bubba, who's just enjoying.
Suddenly Jericho Starts to move. T-Boy looks at Bubba watch and get's up.
T-Boy over intercom: 9 hours left.
T-Boy and Bubba 3D Jericho though a table and go bad to nibbling on each other.
~Master's Base~
Taker: Ok freaks, what now?
RVD: Dude you need to easy up…
Kane: Um…Rob, chill.
RVD: Oh… Ok Dude!
Sabu: Kane you and Taker put the whole peddle part together. And we'll do the balloon part.
Taker: Who's going up in this thing anyway?
Sabu: Me and Rob.
Taker: Good.
~Force's Base~
Rico: I'm telling you they're making the same thing.
Justin: No they're not.
Lance: Yeah, now shut up.
Benito: Ok your wings are made.
Justin: Good, put them over there for now.
~A Car~
Kurt: Hay look a sign's ahead.
Sign--Alabama State line 100 miles away--
Kurt: I think it's time to turn around.
Casey: Fine.
Kurt: Why did we drive all the way out here?
Casey: Bubba told T-Boy that Dudleyville where he came from was around here or something like that.
Kurt: Oh…
~Hill~
T-Boy: I bet they're hunting for Dudleyville.
Bubba: Losers.
T-Boy: Be nice, or no table tonight.
Teddy:….
T-Boy: Sorry Teddy. We didn't know you woke up.
Jericho: That was not cool.
Bubba over intercom: You've got 6 hours left. 6 hours.
Bubba walked over and through Jericho down the hill.
Bubba: He'll be out for 2 hours.
T-Boy: Good. Let's go find those two.
~Force's Base~
Benito: We got the stuff to make propellers out of.
Rico: Yeah, it's the lightest hard plastic we could find.
Justin: Well start making the propellers.
Benito: And how's the spinners coming?
Lance: They're coming. We wont really know until we hook them on the main frame, which still need building.
~Master's Base~
Taker: Sabu get you ass over here.
Sabu: Yeah?
Taker: Boy you better respect me.
Sabu: And you better respect me. I've taking hard ass kicking then you can dish out.
Taker looks at Kane and RVD who are shaking their heads yes.
Taker: Anyway, here's your set in front. Sit down.
Sabu sits down.
Taker: RVD get over here.
RVD comes and sits in his seat. Kane then walks over and takes a measure of the bikes and the boys sitting down and standing up.
Taker: Go back to that balloon.
Sabu and RVD look at taker and then heads back to the balloon.
Kane: We need to make the cage 5 feet higher then we have it now.
Taker: then get working on it. You know it's working on the propeller so they can have the thing go forward.
~Hill~
Teddy:….
Kurt: Teddy, Your singing my favort song again. Hay, where's T-Boy and Bubba?
Casey: They went hunting for us?
Kurt: But who's hosting the show?
Casey: Thanks for taking over Teddy. So who's looking like the winners.
Teddy:…
Kurt: That suck. They're tied.
Jericho: Must get away.
Teddy:….
Casey: Oh, 4 hours to go. 4 hours to go.
Angle runs down the hill and Angle Slams Jericho. Then he climbs back up the hill and sits down.
Kurt: He's out for and hour. Oh Teddy I bought you back a Apple Pie Snake cake.
Teddy:…
Kurt: You welcome.
~On The Road in a Truck~
T-Boy: I think they might have gone back to the Hill.
Bubba: Yeah, hay what's that?
T-Boy: It looks like…It's Benny and Charlie!…and Paul and Show. Pull over.
Bubba pulls over and T-Boy hangs out the window.
T-Boy: Hi Boys.
Everyone: Hi. Do you know were Kurt is?
Bubba: With Casey, Hosting Junk Yard Wars, hopefully.
Paul: Well you need to take us to him.
T-Boy: Why?
Paul: because I'm his manger and I need to talk to him.
Bubba: Call him.
Paul: I did. That bear of his, hung up on me. Now give us a ride.
Bubba: No, my truck may be heavy duty, but with your fat ass and Show it want make it.
T-Boy: Benny, Charlie hope in.
Benjamin: Please don't call me that.
T-Boy: To Bad.
Paul: What about us?
Bubba: Like I said…
T-Boy: Paul, we're supposes to be doing a show and we have a lot of ECW people on today and Taker, Kane, and Rico. Not a good day come back Tomorrow.
They drive off.
~Master's Base~
Kane: That's it for the frame.
Taker: These bikes are ready to go in.
RVD: The Fire box is what we need to make.
Sabu: You work on that. I've got the Balloon part to finish off. Patching up and stuff.
~Force~
Justin: Stupid ass!
Rico: Am not!
Lance: You didn't make them big enough.
Benito: I'm stuck with the most stupidest people ever.
~Hill~
Kurt: Well the should be coming back.
Jericho: must be quite.
Suddenly Bubba, T-Boy, Benjamin and Charlie un to the Hill.
T-Boy: You guys, look who we picked up Benny and Charlie.
Benjamin; I've asked you not to call me that.
Kurt: Give it up.
Charlie: Kurt, Paul want us to have a meeting.
Kurt: Tell Him tomorrow.
Benjamin: Ok.
Kurt: Hay guys could you beat Jericho up some, you know so he'll wake up in 1 hours and a half.
They do so, before leaving.
Kurt: Hay guys you got 2 hours!
Both teams start to work really hard pace. The group takes a nap.
~Master's Base~
Sabu: Well let's put this baby together.
Taker: Fine.
~Force's base~
Rico: Are you happy? I made new ones.
Justin: Good. Ok Lance spin those baby's.
Benito: I can't believe they work.
Time goes bye and Jericho starts to wake up. He just crawls away, but then knocks over a can.
Jericho: Help.
T-Boy: Hay guys wake up.
Bubba: No.
Kurt: Milk.
Casey: He still has milk dreams.
Teddy:…
Casey: Cute.
Bubba: Hay you guys got 30 minutes.
T-Boy: Jericho you can go now.
Jericho: I can.
Casey: Run.
Jericho hopes up and takes off. As for everyone else the watch the guys work hard at putting the machines together. Soon the count down starts.
Bubba/Kurt/Teddy: 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...
T-Boy/Casey: Time's Up.
~Master's base~
Kane: We made it.
Taker: Yeah.
~Force base~
Benito: I'm not flying in that thing.
Justin: Don't worry. Lance and I are.
~Hill~
T-Boy: Well tomorrow you fly.
Bubba: Your coming home with me right?
T-Boy: Yep.
***The Next Day On A Road***
T-Boy: Here we are our fly zone today.
Casey: Ok this is what's going to happen. We have the road marked out in feet, Kurt will mark were the group land slash crashes. They will be marked off at the front of their Air Machine. Kurt, Bubba, T-Boy, and Myself will be on these ladders. The ropes in-between the leaders are set at different heights, starting at 6 feet on up. The bottom on their feet is were they are counted in height.
Bubba: Shall we get this started?
Kurt: Ok Captains, I have this dime. Justin call it in the air.
Kurt flips the coin.
Justin: Heads
Kurt; It's tails. Sabu Go First or second.
Sabu: Second.
Kurt: You and Lance better hit that plane.
Lance gets on the bike part in front and Justin in the back. They start to peddle and the wheels turn. Lance's propeller starts to lift them and Justin's moves them. They start to climb higher into the air. T-Boy looks at them as they climb. Kurt is keeping track of how far they've gone, but soon they crash.
Lance: 20 feet.
Justin: Kick ass.
Benito: Sure.
Rico: Look at this mess.
Bubba: Hay Sabu ready?
Sabu: AH!
RVD: Let's do this.
Rob pushes the button above his head and the balloon fills really quickly. Slowly lifting them up. RVD and Sabu start to peddle and they move.
Kurt: Well Hell they've passed the 20 foot mark.
T-Boy: You guys have won. Get down!
Justin: NO!
*Whap*
Justin: Ow.
Lance; Stupid idea.
Benito: I hate this team.
Taker: Dude you got to just learn he way.
Kane: Yeah.
Benito: Are you ok Taker?
Taker: Yeah.
RVD: We can't get down Man.
Sabu: Well I can. I'll jump.
T-Boy: Your about 60 feet in air.
Sabu: Oh well.
Sabu jumps out and RVD follows. Oddly enough the land fine on their feet.
Kane: Dudes, that was cool!
Taker: Yeah.
Kurt: Anyway Team 3 Red, Masters Win.
Masters: Cool!
RVD; This was cool, but I'm cool cause I'm R-V-D!
Rico: I think I know what's wrong with them.
T-Boy: No need Rico.
Casey: We know.
Bubba: Didn't even offer to share with the host.
T-Boy: Bubba…Danm ECW Druggies. Anyway For Team 3 & 4, Casey, Kurt, Bubba, Teddy, I'm T-Boy Saying. I hope next show will be just as good as this.