T-Boy: First thing First I feel alone.
Casey: Why I'm here.
Kurt: So am I.
T-Boy: But Bubba and Teddy aren't, and Kurt you got to leave and go down there today.
Kurt: Your right. I can't leave you by yourselves.
Kurt Pulls of his cell phone and calls up someone. And like nothing a limo pulls up and the driver opens the door.
Kurt: Well girls I've got to go, but he'll take cear of you.
Luke hopes out.
Luke: Cool place.
T-Boy: Kurt, did you go trough my team list.
Kurt: Um.. No.
Kurt hopes down and runs around to the side of the hill were his team is,.
Luke: So what's up.
T-Boy: We've got a show you'll like. Casey Team 5 please.
Casey: Team 5, In Purple, The Divas. Victoria, Jazz, MOLLY, and Captain Dawn Marie.
Luke: Molly…Kurt dose something right for once. Hay why ain't Molly Captain?
T-Boy: Brakes the pattern. Anyway Team 6, In Green. The Webs. Kurt, William Regal, and Stephanie. Captain Tajiri.
Luke: Wow…What a team.
Casey: Ok lission up everyone your making Boats. Your gonna race them around the lake.
T-Boy: Molly don't sink the boat.
Luke: I would hit you, but…
T-Boy: You know I'm right. Anyway. All of you have to be able to be in the boat, plus our extra weight of 200lbs. We add to you boat. Oh, you can't use whole peaces of stuff. You have to bind thing together. You'll have 6 hours to complete your boat.
Kurt: What happen to 10?
Casey: Your making a boat and paddles or engine.
Kurt: So?
*Smack*
T-Boy: Thanks Tajiri. Anyway when you hear a scream go. Luke see that rope hanging down. Pull it.
Luke dose as she says and Suddenly Bishoff's scream is heard.
The teams go off.
Luke: Where's he at?
T-Boy: Behind the Hill. Come to the top.
Well they got to the top and T-Boy pointed over and Luke saw Bishoff with his hands tied behind his back. Legs tied up. And the rope he pulled tied to his…
Luke: Wow…That's got to hurt. When do I get to do that again?
Casey: In 2 hours.
Luke: That's a long wait.
T-Boy: You'll get to go down and talk to Molly in a bit.
Luke: That'll do.
~Web's Base~
Tajiri: Ok, Kurt get barrel, William get rope. Get anything else useful.
Kurt: you speak English.
T-Boy over intercom: No he's just been wrestling and most likely living in the US for about what? 10 years maybe?
Kurt: I knew that.
~Divas~
Dawn: Ok get anything you think will float. Rope and anything else you want.
Victoria: Right, come on Molly.
~Junk Yard~
Kurt: Ok, we've got a 6 of these barrels. How many more do we need?
William: I would think 2 more would do us good. Plus I just found this strangely placed spindle of rope, with a note that says: To: The Webs, From: Casey.
~Hill~
Luke: You can't do that!
Casey: Yes I can.
T-Boy: Um…No you can't. Now I have to give The Divas something.
~Junk Yard~
Victoria: I found more plastic.
Molly: Good.
Like magic two peaces of foam appear.
Molly: Hay, that was cool. We should be able to use these.
~Web's Base~
Kurt: So what else do we need?
Stephanie: We need places to sit. A body area.
William: Do you think those pipes laying around could be of use.
Stephanie: Yes.
Tajiri: Stephanie, help me out. You two get going.
~Junk Yard~
Molly is lugging a barrel, that couldn't fit in the buggy.
Luke: Hay Molly, let me help you with that.
Luke takes the barrel from her.
Molly: Why thank you. I really need a brake. Victoria was suppose to come back for me, but she forgot.
Luke: Yeah…
~Hill~
Casey: He can't help Molly. If can I get to go help Kurt!
T-Boy: Fine
T-Boy snaps her fingers. Casey is in a Green Outfit and Luke is in a Purple outfit. T-Boy then looks at her watch. She pulls the rope and Bishoff screams again.
T-Boy on intercom: Ok lission people. Each team has new members for now. Casey on the Webs and Luke on the Divas. I'm adding something to your mission though. Now not only do you need to make a boat to race, but water pumps, to help you sink the other team. You sill have 4 hours people, so get to work.
~Web's Base~
Casey: Ok, people you heard what she said.
Kurt: Yeah and with you on our team we'll win. Oh It's true, It's Danm true!
Tajiri: Ok Kurt, and Casey you get stuff to make Pump. Stephanie you make Engine. William and I will make boat. Got it good.
~Diva's Base~
Dawn: Ok Luke, what do you say about helping me over here?
Luke: Oh, I'm helping Molly.
Dawn: But…
Jazz: Shut up!
Molly: We need to start working more on the boat.
Victoria: Look what I found!
They look to see she's found 2 plungers.
Luke: Are they used?
Victoria: Nope.
Jazz: What are we gonna do with Plungers?
Victoria: For our pump.
~Hill~
T-Boy: Great, I'm alone. Bubba, D-Von and Spike are working, so no go there….Hold on.
T-Boy pulls out her remote and pushes a button. A bold headed guy falls down beside her.
T-Boy: Yeah I worked. Hello Snot.
Snot: Hay, it's you. The chick from last night. Bubba's girl.
T-Boy: We're not dating. So Snot Dudley I go board cause I'm alone. What to keep me company?
Snot: Sure. What's going on?
T-Boy: Boats with water pumps are being made. Luke joined the Divas and Casey Joined the Webs.
Snot: …Hum I'm betting on The Webs.
T-Boy: We'll see. Oh it's time to pull on the rope.
Snot: Rope?
T-Boy shows him her set up.
Snot: Nice. Can I pull?
T-Boy: Go a head.
Snot pulls the rope really hard.
Bishoff: *Screams so high I can't write it*
T-Boy: 3 hours left people!
Snot: You cuter when you sober.
T-Boy: um….
~Diva's Base~
Luke: Dawn how's that float coming?
Dawn: Great! Jazz pull the rope tighter on that end. I still have to much slack.
Jazz: Fine.
Victoria: Hay T-Boy, can we have a bucket of water to make sure our pump works?!
T-Boy on intercom: There's a kiddie pool over here at the bottom on the Hill to test it out. Snot don't touch me.
Victoria and Molly lug the pump to the kiddie pool and test it out. After a few good pushes up and down the pump sprays water.
Victory: Yes!
The lug the pump back to base, we're they see Jazz holding up on end of the frame. Luke on the other end, with Dawn grabbing his ass.
Molly: That Bitch!
Molly drops her side of the pump, smashing Victoria's foot. Spins Dawn around and Knocks the hell out of her.
Molly: That ass is mine and only mine! Don't let me see you touching it again!
Victoria: Help.
Molly: Oh Victoria, I'm sorry.
Molly returns to Victoria. Luke has a goofy smile on his face.
Luke: She likes my ass.
Jazz: Well, I'm gonna kick your ass, if you don't hurry up and even this weight out.
Luke: Yes ma'ma.
~Web's Base~
Stephanie: I'll say I did really good.
Casey: Yep and you weren't even on your back.
Stephanie:…..
Kurt: Casey be nice. Look come over here and help me finish off these seats and I'll let you look at my eyes later.
Casey: Fine.
Tajiri: Stephanie, you bring engine over here. We hook it to pump.
Stephanie:
~Hill~
T-Boy is kicking Snot off her. She runs and pulls the rope.
Bishoff:…….
T-Boy: Danm he passed out!
Snot: Oh well, I'll make you scream.
Bubba: Oh you will, will you?!
Snot: Bubba! Hi I didn't mean what…I was just saying.
T-Boy: Bubba he's been touching me and called me cute and…and
T-Boy Starts to look like she's gonna cry
Bubba: That's it. Your making my girl cry…
T-Boy: But we're not dating?
Bubba: you're still me girl.
T-Boy melts.
Bubba: Anyway….BUBBA! GET THE TABLE!!!!!!!!
Snot tries to run, but Bubba grabs him, and out of nowhere a table appears. He drags a kicking, scream, Snot up the highest hill and Bubba Bombs him off it. Then he returns to T-Boy's side.
Bubba: Are you ok?
T-Boy: Just fine. Oh I almost forgot. (Over intercom) Teams you have under an hour to go!
Bubba: Why is Casey down there? Who's that guy, down there getting his butt smacked by Molly?
T-Boy: Well….
~Web's Base~
Stephanie: Stand back, just incase it blows up.
Stephanie turns the engine on and everything works fine. Even the suction of the pump, which ends up pumping out dirt.
Casey: Turn it off!
Tajiri: And let's finish off what else need to be done.
~Diva's Base~
Luke: Hay girls, It's ready for the Pump to be put in.
Jazz: That'll be all. Good.
Molly: Yep, this will be fun.
Victoria: A long as we don't sink.
~Hill~
Bubba: Not with Molly's butt.
T-Boy: Look who's talking. What did you use to be? 350+, or was it 397?
Bubba: That was then, I'm 298 now.
T-Boy: Yeah 100 pounds gone. Oh look count down time.
Bubba: 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...
T-Boy: Time's Up! Tomorrow you'll race.
***THE NEXT DAY AT THE LAKE***
T-Boy: Hi everyone, welcome to the water race.
Bubba: Do Kurt even know who to swim?
T-Boy: Do it madder?
Bubba: Nope.
T-Boy: Go set up to interview the team Captains.
Bubba walks away.
T-Boy: Anyway, this is how the race goes. The race is times for 10 minutes. The team will start at the starting line. The will race around the lake, making 2 full laps. At the same time trying to sunk the other team. Even if you do sink you opponents, you still must make the 2 laps. At that time the other team can try to save there boat, they still can swim as a group to do the laps, but will have to add on 30 second to their time. Don't forget the also have 200 extra pounds on their boats. And that's how it is.
Bubba: Ok I'm here with Webs Captain Tajiri. Man how did you get stuck on this team?
Tajiri: No idea. At less they didn't fight.
Bubba: Yeah, so do you think you'll win.
Tajiri; Yeah, We don't have fat ass on boat. Only Ho.
Bubba: Try. Now Dawn, what do you have to say?
Dawn: We'll win. We'll be able to sink them and that's all that madders.
Bubba: Well go get ready.
Bubba meets T-Boy in a Yacht and they sail out to the canter of the lake. The teams push their boats out into the water and all seem to float with extra weight and all.
T-Boy: Teams are you ready?!
The Teams wave.
Bubba: GO!
The Webs are behind, the engine isn't wanting to start. And oh they just got sprayed. The Divas, have Victoria and Molly on the pump, the others are paddling. Suddenly, The Web's engine kicks in and they start to move. William and Kurt and the Pump's hose and start to spray The Divas.
Bubba: Look at this. They're already half way on done with the first lap.
T-Boy: Yeah, but the Divas are taking on a lot of water.
Bubba: Yeah, but notice, that the Divas have their pump hooked to the inside of the boat. It sucks out the water they take on.
T-Boy: Wow, we're getting close to the end of the first lap and we're almost to 4 minutes.
Bubba: Webs have just finished the first lap with the Divas, who looks to have sprung a leak.
~Diva's boat~
Luke: We can't go out like this. Molly I love yah and all but jump out and get on your back.
Molly: Huh?
Before Molly can think Jazz threw her out of the boat. Everyone hopes out and climbs onto Molly. Then they start to paddle.
~Web's Boat~
Kurt: Can they do that?
Casey: I don't know.
Tajiri: They're catching up to us!
Stephanie: Stock faster!
Casey: We're not as skilled at that as you Steph.
Kurt: Casey I told you be nice.
Luke: Hi!
Victoria: Bye!
~Yacht~
T-Boy: Good Thinking Luke. Even with the 30 second add on to their time, it doesn't look like it'll hurt them. I mean they're already at the half way and the Webs are at the Quarter point.
Bubba: Yeah that 30 second's isn't anything.
Luke: 1...2.…1…2
Molly: You Guys this isn't funny anymore.
Jazz: Lission hunny, we're winning.
Molly: Really? Well, here.
Molly starts to back stroke, helping them pick up speed.
~Finish Line~
T-Boy: And here they come the Winners the Divas!
Divas: Kick butt!
Bubba: Oh look the web engine couldn't take the stress. They're stuck.
T-Boy: Your time with the added 30 second is 7:58.
Luke: let's get back to land.
~Land~
After some time the Webs come in and onto land.
T-Boy: You guys passed the finish line at 9:45.
Kurt: That sucks!
Casey: Yeah.
Bishoff: Were am I?
Bubba: You don't want to know. T-Boy?
T-Boy: Love to.
T-Boy and Bubba 3D Bishoff.
Luke: Can I have him?
T-Boy: Sure, I know you'll treat him well. We'll it's been a hard day for me. I learnt not to trust any of The Dudley sibs, unless I know them well enough. Anyway, for Bubba, The Teams, I'm T-Boy, saying the next show's the end of the First Round Matches. Till then TABLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!