Casey: Ok, Everyone I know you wondering what's up for today so let's get on it.

Kurt: But, T-Boy and Bubba aren't here yet.

Casey: They will be. They had to go get our battle area paid for.

Kurt: Oh well, ok let's start.

Casey: This team's gonna have lots of fans. Team 7 in Black is team Extreme, So what if the name's over played it fits. The members are Steven Richards, Tommy Dreamer, Raven, and the Captain. The Extreme alcoholic, THE SANDMAN!

Kurt: …Team 8 in Orange is Team Attitude. Members Matt Hardy, Shannon Morre, Edge, and Captain Tazz!

The team gather around.

Casey: You've got 6 hours to complete you task of making dragsters! There are to hidden engines in the Junk Yard, to help you out. And now behold I have a bell today. So Kurt will you ring it.

Kurt rings the bell and the team go their ways. Just then T-Boy and Bubba appear.

T-Boy: Did we make it for the start.

Casey: Just rang the bell.

T-Boy: Cool.

Bubba: So what are they making?

Casey: Dragsters.

Bubba: Cool.

Kurt: Bubba look at the Black team. Who do you see.

Bubba: Hum.. Tommy, raven, Steven, Sandman…..SANDMAN!

T-Boy: Oh it's not a big deal, it's not like…

~Extreme's Base~

Sandman: Ok lission, I'm driving, and that's all to it.

Raven: I don't care. I'm not gonna die for a pitiful show.

Tommy: Hay look, rust chips.

Steven: I could care less. Can we get the stuff to make the thing already?

Sandman: Yeah, You and Tommy Get some wheels, that hidden engine and everything else.

~Attitude's Base~

Tazz: You see how the lay out goes?

Matt: Yes, my good man I do. I must say though that I Matt hardy V1 would like to offer the talents of Shannon to drive.

Edge: I'm fine with that.

Tazz: Whatever.

Shannon: What no….

Matt: Great. Well Edge, come on we must find stuff to build the dragster.

~The Hill~

Bubba: So this is the last match of First Round Matches.

T-Boy: Yep.

Kurt: My team was cheated.

Casey: Yeah.

Bubba: Ugh! Well can I get a heads up what's to come.

T-Boy: Next rounds we're leaving this Junk Yard area and going somewhere else.

Casey: Sound fun.

~Junk Yard~

Matt: We're sure to win. With our high amount of Mattitude nothing can stop us.

Edge: It's Attitude. Matt the engine!

Matt walks up to in, when he is attacked by a rainbow….wait it's Jeff. He Twist Of Fait's Matt, and Swanton off a junk pill. Then he runs off.

Edge: What the hell?! Matt are you ok?

Matt: But I want to be the hot one…

Edge: Yeah, your fine.

~other side of the Junk Yard~

Tommy: What was that?

Steven: Who knows…Back to that music we hear. It's getting louder.

Tommy: It sounds like techno music.

Steven: Yeah.

The turn the corner and see the Rainbow Express dancing.

Tommy: Why?

Steven: Don't know.

Tommy: What to do?

Steven: Radio in to Sandman or Raven.

Tommy: How?

Steven: The give us radios.

Tommy: *Raven, Sandman, we have a problem.*

*Raven: What is it?*

Tommy: *Rainbow Express*

*Sandman: Ugh….Tommy eat something odd and Steven sneak by them.*

Steven: …great.

Tommy walks up we're the three members of Rainbow Express are enjoying themselves.

Tommy: Hay guys watch thins.

Tommy perceives to eat an old shoe. As Steven sneak by and gets the engine.

~Hill~

Casey: What's up with Jeff and Rainbow Express being here?

T-Boy: Well the Jeff part worked out. I was planning on Raven going out and then running into his old Flock buddies.

Bubba: Your mean. What do it?

T-Boy: Um….Later

Casey: Look at the time. Kurt.

Kurt hit's the bell.

Casey: 5 hours to go!


T-Boy: Hay Bubba it'll get better later.

Bubba: Really?

T-Boy: Yeah.

Casey: Hay T-Boy keep time. I'm off to gaze into Kurt's eyes.

T-Boy; Fine.

~Extreme~

Raven: Why are those fools here?

Sandman: Don't know. Have T-Boy I need more beer.

Like clock work a cooler of Beer falls from the sky.

Sandman: Thanks.

Tommy: I can't believe this.

Steven: Sam…

*Whap*

Steven is knock out cold.

Raven: Steven, you know better.

Tommy: Sandman, turn on the gas to the torch.

~Attitude~

Shannon: Um.. Can't we talk about this?

Matt: NO, your diving that's it.

Tazz: Don't be such a baby.

Edge: Don't worry I'm making the cage, You want go flying out. See, it's made out of these pipes and this fencing.

Shannon: Well that makes me fill better.

~Hill~

Bubba: I'm board.

T-Boy: Ok.

T-Boy pushes a bright red button and this red light flashes.

~Extreme's base~

Sandman: What hell…?

Rainbow Express attacks the team. Hitting them with pipes and bottles. Even though they were attack the Extreme team won the fight.

Tommy: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ABOUT!!!!!!!!!??????????????

Sandman: Don't know. *Light up a smoke* But Let's get back to work.

~Attitude~

Tazz: Hum…sounds like the had a fight over there. Matt how's that main body coming?

Matt: Great as me.

Edge; That's not good.

Matt: Shut up!

Tazz: Well I've got the gears and stuff ready.

*Blue light shines*

Tazz: Huh?

Jeff, Lita, and Christian all runs in and beats the hell out of Matt, then leaves.

Tazz: Right…?

~Hill~

Bubba: Man that was great.

Casey: Kurt, I love your eyes.

Kurt: So do I.

T-Boy: Bubba ring the bell.

Bubba rings the bell

T-Boy: Hay 2 hours left people.

Casey: Time dose fly.

Kurt: Yep.

~ Attitude's Base~

Tazz: Matt look at the body to the cage. It want hold it.

Matt: So get ride of the cage.

Shannon: NO!

Edge: How about you start building on the body.

Matt: No!

Tazz: Ok buddy, I'm getting sick of you.

Tazz slaps the Tazzmission on to Matt.

Tazz; Punk.

Shannon: Thank you.

~Extreme's Base~

Sandman: Hay this is a good fit Boys. And you gave me a place for my beer.

Raven: The shifts at really easy to hit.

Tommy: You'll be able to hit 0 to 60 under 5 seconds.

Everyone works really hard to put the dragsters together and time flies.

~Hill~

T-Boy: Count down time!

Bubba: 10…9...8...7

Kurt:…6...5...4

Casey…3...2...1

T-Boy: Times UP! Drag racing tomorrow!

***THE NEXT DAY AT THE DRAG STRIP***

T-Boy: this is gonna be great

Bubba: Yeah, but why are we in this tower far way from the track.

T-Boy: Safety first.

Casey: Yeah.

Kurt over intercom: OK lission everyone you'll do two races, three if need. So racers get in your place.

~Extreme Team~

Tommy: Ok just taking him out. Don't forget blue button to have the shot come out.

Sandman: Right…

Raven: How many beers have you had?

Sandman: 9.

Steven: Here drink this one.

~Team Attitude~

Matt: Come on man. Your full of Mattitude. You can do it.

Edge: It's nothing. The shot comes out as soon as you push the red button.

Tazz: You'll do fine kid.

Bubba over intercom: Races start you engines! Everyone get off the track!

The racers are read and set.

T-Boy over intercom: You see the tree aka the lights. You know traffic rules…I hope so when it hits green go!

The racer watch as the light goes from Red to Yellow, then Green!

Sandman hits the gas and take off down the track with Shannon right behind him.

Casey Over Intercom: Extreme Team 6.5666, Team Attitude 6.7655!

The team get ready for the second race.

Shannon: that was the bomb. Let's hurry up and do this again!

Matt: that's great, hurry up guys!

Sandman: It was nothing.

Tommy: I bet.

Race two is ready set and the tree lights. Red, Yellow, Green.

This time Shannon get's a head, but something happens and he spins out of control. It flips and the cage goes flying off in to the side. Needless to say Extreme won that one.

Everyone ran to the cage to see if Shannon was ok.

Tazz: Hay kid you alright.

Shannon: Yeah, Thanks Edge!

Edge: Welcome.

Bubba: That kicked ass.

Casey: Well Team Extreme Won, so they will be moving on Semi-finals!

T-Boy: It will be, Blue Team 1- The Dudleys.

Kurt: Red Team 3- The Masters

Bubba: Purple Team 5- The Divas

Casey- And Black Team 7- Team Extreme.

T-Boy: So for Casey, Kurt, Bubba, The Teams, I'm T-Boy. See You in Alaska!

Everyone: ALASKA!?

T-Boy- You'll see.