A/N: I do not mean anything bad about Native, bring harm to walruses, or get my self involved with the use of drugs. This is fiction. Get A Life if your gonna bitch about it. Also Luke and Casey thanks for the reviews.
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Well the camera show's T-Boy in blue jeans, sneakers, and a jacket. Casey and Kurt and bundled up.
T-Boy: Hi everyone and welcome to Houston, Alaska. Right outside of Big Lake, Alaska. It's warm out today being 28*F out for this point of year, but that's fine.
Kurt: Freak.
T-Boy- Anyway we're gonna have fun today.
Casey: Oh Really?
T-Boy: Yep. So let's meet the teams.
Casey: Um…Oh…Blue Team 1- The Dudleys. Bubba Ray, Spike, D-Von, and Captain Sign Guy.
Kurt: Cold…Red Team 3- the Masters. Taker, Kane, RVD and Captain Sabu.
The Teams circle around T-Boy. Oh guys I'm not that mean. You see that huge open face building. We'll that's you work area, but your junk is still outside. Your mission is to make Snow Machines! Lucky for you, we always have engines laying around and you don't have to make on. You'll race them around the track we'll have set up tomorrow.
Bubba: I have a question.
T-Boy: What?
Bubba: Where are the igloos?
T-Boy: UGH! PEOPLE THAT IS UPPER CANADA! WE DON'T LIVE IN IGLOOS! Um...Sorry. Anyway when you here A Rooster crow get to work. You'll have 5 hours for this one.
A Rooster Crows Recording plays and the teams take off to the building.
Casey: So we stand out here and freeze?
T-Boy: Sure why not. Nah, We go our own little hut house over here.
Kurt: It looks like on of those drive up coffee places. Plus Teddy's cold, even in my jacket.
T-Boy: It use to be one. We'll you can go in if you want. I'm playing in the snow.
T-Boy hits Casey and Kurt with snowball.
Casey: Hay.
Nails T-Boy Back. Snow ball fight starts.
~The Master's Base~
Sabu: Well this is gonna be fun. Any ideas?
RVD: We'll dude we need skies.
Take: Seat, and a way to get us moving.
Kane: We'll find something.
Sabu: Your so cool man. No fussing about going out in the snow.
Kane: Dude it's nothing. Come on Taker.
Taker:…
They walk out into the snow.
RVD: Dude I heard that the smoke up here is like a kill.
Sabu: Pothead.
RVD: Dude, not cool to say on TV.
Sabu:…
~The Dudley's base~
Bubba: Your right Sign Guy. The convoy belt idea is the best.
Spike: We should make a wagon like body.
D-Von: Cool, let's go out there and get throw with the cold.
~Junk Yard~
Taker: Snow, Snow, Snow… Kane look at this, an old snow board.
Kane: Cool, we can use it.
The to walk some more and Taker and Kane stop again.
Kane: metal sheets, should do something for us.
Taker leans back on a brown furry thing.
Taker: Yeah, hay this thing I warm and nice.
Kane:…….!!!!!
Taker: What?
Kane: It's a Moose!
Taker: Huh?
Taker spines around and is looking eye to eye with a bull moose. Like a stupid or very afraid person would he runs like the wind.
Taker: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Casey; What was that?
They all look up to see Taker running a full speed and A Bull Moose jogging after him.
T-Boy: Taker your not suppose to run!
Taker: Thanks for telling that to me!
Kurt: Are you gonna help him.
T-Boy: Yeah, it's the moose is messing with him. It wouldn't be jogging if it wasn't. Man Animal Control is gonna ticket me big for this.
T-Boy troughs out some carrot slices. The moose sees them and starts eating. T-Boy makes a trail into the woods. The moose follows. At the same time Animal Control comes and writes T-Boy a ticket. Lucky she has the money on her to pay it right then.
T-Boy: Taker I hope your happy.
Taker: Yes I am.
T-Boy: You owe me man.
Taker: So?
Taker walks off.
~The Master's Base~
Sabu; How much dose a moose coast?
RVD: Don't know.
~The Dudley's base~
Bubba: Well that was a good laugh.
Sign Guy: Yeah!
D-Von: We're back.
Spike: This stuff should do us.
Bubba: Looks like it.
D-Von: Let's get started.
~Hut~
Teddy:….
Kurt: Your right, it's nice here.
T-Boy: What are you talking about?
Kurt: How nice it is.
T-Boy: Yeah, out here. The city is a city though. Except Fairbanks. I still don't see how Matt and Edge ended up at North Pole, Alaska, when they were hunting for the gym. It's like down the road or something, not out of the city.
Casey: That's pretty funny.
T-Boy: I know. Kurt you should've done the Anchorage show so I you could've seen Haymen get hit with a bottle. It was just grand.
Casey: An hours up.
Casey Pushes the recording.
Casey over Intercom: 2 ½ hours people. 2 ½ hours!.
~Dudley's base~
Spike: Bubba, how come you know so much about making things?
Bubba: I might of not been the brightest when it came to school work and talk and girls and stuff. But I've always been skilled at making things.
D-Von: Yeah he made you wagon when you were little.
Sign Guy: And that huge mess that always showed up in the house after he was done making something.
D-Von: Quite school boy.
Sign Guy: Like your even better.
Bubba: QUIT RIGHT NOW!…Good. We got the body made. We need to make steering and the push, plus giving the gas and such.
Sign Guy: Fine.
~The Master's base~
Sabu: Dudes, look at this. We got the whole front made.
Taker: Yeah, that's cool boys.
Kane: It freak' in rules!
RVD: Of course it rules.
~The Hut~
T-Boy: Ok, looks like RVD had some stuff dropped off.
Casey: Yeah, will it help? Who knows?
Kurt: Well at less, he wont piss off Taker.
*Knock Knock*
Casey: What the hell?
Casey opens the door.
Girl Scout: Hi would you like to buy some cookies?
Casey: You know there's snow on the ground and your in the uniform, which is a skirt, right?
GS: Yeah, so what. Do you want cookies or not?
T-Boy: Got Thin Mint?
GS: Yep.
T-Boy: I'll buy every box you have and A box of Peanut Butter.
GS: $795 Please.
T-Boy Buys the cookies and pulls out the Peanut Butter.
T-Boy: Here Kurt. Milk's in the fridge.
Kurt starts jumping around with Teddy singing the Bunny Song.
Casey: $795 of cookies. What was the tax she made you pay?
T-Boy: Tax? What is this Tax thing? Can I put it through a table?
Casey: You never heard of tax?
T-Boy: No, we don't have evil things in Alaska.
Casey:……
Kurt: Milk and Cookies! Milk and Cookies. Tra la, la, la, la!
T-Boy: Well everyone's happy. Let's get cookies!
Casey: Fine.
Recoding goes off.
T-Boy Over intercom: Time flies when you've got cookies or stoned, so you have 2 ½ to go. Finish up before you get to stoned.
~Master's base~
RVD: Dude's look at this.
Kane: Yeah, but it needs that moving thingy.
Taker: We'll just have to make it.
Sabu: Yeah.
~Dudley's Base~
D-Von: This Push thingy is hard took hook on.
Sign Guy: I know. By the way, who's driving this?
D-Von: Not me. You know the black guy always dies in a story or move. If he dose something like this.
Bubba: I'm not. Lightest should.
Spike: Thanks Bubba.
Bubba: Welcome Spike.
~The Hut~
Kurt: T-Boy, we don't have any more milk!
Kurt starts to cry. T-Boy walks out of the hut and into a barn, hooks a cow to a milker, the milker the a machine that dose all the other stuff need to it, and then it to a hose that hooks the hut's sink. T-Boy walks back in.
T-Boy: No worry now. Turn on the sink to get cold milk.
Kurt goes a fills his cup up with a smile.
~Master's base~
Taker: Man, this suck.
Kane; Yeah.
RVD: Sabu, man save the day.
Sabu: Ok.
Sabu reaches into his pant and pulls out a microwave and microwave able pizzas.
Taker: Thank God, FOOD!
~Dudley's Base~
Spike: Well we got everything, but the pusher done.
Bubba: Do you smell pizza?
D-Von: Danm stoners. Never shearing.
Sign Guy: Yep.
~The Hut~
Kurt: Casey can we have a sleep over?
Casey; I don't know.
T-Boy: Yeah, It'll be fun. Come in what you sleep in.
Casey: Um… No. It might cause to much trouble.
*Knock Knock*
Casey: We never had so many people show up at one show:
Casey opens the door.
Paul Haymen: Yes, I would like my client back.
Casey: No.
Slams the door.
Casey: Walrus man is here for Kurt!
T-Boy:…I know.
T-Boy get's on the phone and Haymen bangs on the door. The T-Boy get's off and we suddenly hear Haymen scream.
Casey: What did you do?
T-Boy: Called up some drunk natives who like walrus meat.
Kurt: T-Boy you saved me!
T-Boy: I'll table you if you come to close.
Kurt:…um…It's time for 30 minute call.
Kurt let's the recording play.
Kurt on intercom: 30 minutes left. It's true, It's danm true.
~Master's Base~
Sabu: Ok, so this chain goes here to the tire in the back over here.
Kane: Got it.
RVD: Dude, what about this chain.
Taker: That goes here.
Kane: I though this one did?
Sabu: Where did that come from?
~Dudley's Base~
Bubba: FUCKSHITCOCKSUCKSONOFABITCH!!!!!!!!!
D-Von: I told you not to try and pick it up.
Spike: I can't say I've never been impressed with Bubba's ability to shot out so many swear word at once.
Sign Guy: It's not fair. He's to much like dad.
D-Von/Spike: You know what Dad acts like?
Sign Guy: Only when he's pissed. Other then that, I see him like you do. A sleep, eating, a hug, gone.
~Hut~
Kurt: Count down time!
Teddy:……
Casey:…7 …6...5
Kurt:…4...3...2
T-Boy…1. Time's up.
Casey: Can we go to the hotel now?
T-Boy: Yeah, I'm going home. Bye.
***NEXT DAY RACE TRACK***
T-Boy: Well here we are. Race track time. Ok teams watch so you don't mess up.
Casey: Ok, You start at the staring line, go up to that Red flag, turn right head off that jump, turn left at the blue flag, hit another jump, and come back here. Team who dose this in the fastest time wins. If your machine can not make it and you have to walk the track it's 10 second added. Captains go to Kurt for the coin flip.
Kurt: Ok call it in the air Sabu.
Sabu: Head!
Kurt: It's heads. First or second?
Sabu; First!
Kurt: Ok go get your driver ready.
Casey: Ok I got the stop watch.
Rob on the Snow Machine drives up.
T-Boy: Ok Rob, on my call………….Go!
Rob take off at a high speed around the right turn, hit's the first jump, around the blue flag….oh he tipped over, but her's getting back on. He's driving, but it looks like he's not getting enough speed on the jump….ouch that's got to hurt the butt. He's coming back now….
Casey: TIME! 5 minutes 22 seconds.
Spike drives up on his.
T-Boy: Ok Spike when I say……….GO!
Spike takes off doing really good. He takes the first turn and jump like nothing….Next turn fine, the jump, but …oh no the engine died. Spike's off and running to the finish.
Casey: TIME! 5 minutes 12 seconds. Plus 10 makes it 22 second. We have a tie.
Kurt: What now?
T-Boy: Fix up you Machines Kurt, Casey come with me.
Kurt, Casey and T-Boy walked a long ways cause it took T-Boy 10 minutes to get back.
T-Boy; Ok everyone we're I stand is the line. You drive straight to Kurt and Casey. Pick one of them up and drive back her. First one back wins.
Spike and Rob get ready.
T-Boy: Ready……………GO!
They take off. It's head to head, but then Spike hits something and he picks up most speed passing Rob. Head drive up to the two passing them, turns around and stops. Casey hopes on, just as Rob shows up. Spike and Casey take off, with Rob and Kurt right behind them….It's a close race, but then Spike hits that thing again and Speed up even more winning the race.
After everyone is back.
Taker: Boy you cheated.
Spike: There was nothing saying no shifts.
T-Boy: He's right. Well Dudleys are going into the Championship Match. Well see who your facing after then next show. We'll be returning to the Junk Yard. Anyway For Casey, Kurt, Teddy, The Teams, I'm T-Boy saying Later.