~The Hill~
T-Boy: Well we're back.
Kurt: I'm happy, but it was cold. Achoo!
T-Boy: Baby.
Bubba: Be nice. But it was warm.
Kurt: I bet it was. Who knows what T-Boy can do in a bed. Achoo!
T-Boy: Quite!
Casey: Let's just get this started.
Luke: Hay I'm here.
Casey: Why?
Luke: To see Molly.
Casey: Um you can just sit here then.
Luke: Fine.
Casey: Ok we have in Purple Team 5-Divas, Molly, Victoria, Jazz and Captin Dawn Marie.
Bubba: And in Black Team 7- Extreme- Tommy, Steven, Raven, and Captain Sandman.
The teams gather around.
T-Boy: Ok everyone easy thing. Your making remote controlled Hover Crafts. Two member will have to be in the crafts and the one has to steer it. You have all the steering part and control in you base, Just make the craft, and don't forget it must hover. You got 4 hours. Oh and when you hear Ivory speak your off. Bradshaw.
Bradshaw: Do I have to take it off?
T-Boy: Yes.
Ivory: I can't believe you …..
Bradshaw: I can't take much of that woman.
~Diva's Base~
Dawn: Ok I'll be in the craft and so will Victoria.
Molly: Fine. I want to Steer.
Dawn: Ok Molly, Jazz you luck out and don't have to do anything. But right now Molly and Victory go find us some hover stuff.
~Junk Yard~
Tommy: This is better. We come out here first and just get what ever.
Steven: Theses old fans should do us some good.
Tommy: And this air pressure thing.
Steven; So it's you and I going in the craft while Raven steers?
Tommy: Would you like Sandman to?
Steven: Um…NO!
~The Hill~
Casey: Luke for the last time you can not got down there.
Luke: But why?
T-Boy: Cause you'll end up causing something, like you did last time.
Luke: So?
Bubba: Luke how about you go way before I put you though a table.
Luke: I'm no afraid of you.
T-Boy: Luke, how about this. Tomorrow you can kiss Molly good luck and tell her team when to start.
Luke: Sounds good. Till tomorrow.
Luke leaves.
Kurt: Achoo!
T-Boy: Kurt what's wrong with you?
Kurt: I think Teddy and I got sick for our trip to Hell Froze Over. Achoo, Achoo!
Casey: Poor babies. Here let's take you home.
Casey, Kurt, and Teddy walk off.
T-Boy: Well it you and me.
Bubba: Yep….
T-Boy: I know. Bradshaw got any cards.
Bradshaw: Hell yeah. What we playing?
T-Boy: Strip Poker.
Bradshaw: Well I don't really like playing with only one chick, but hell I haven't played a good game in some time.
T-Boy: Oh Take off the gage real quickly.
Bradshaw: Man.
Ivory: I am not a toy….
T-Boy: You Have 3 hours to go. 3 hours.
~Extreme's base~
Sandman: Let's see, this goes to that and that to this and that to that.
Raven: Something like that.
Steven: Hay we got the stuff.
Tommy; These fans and Air pressure things should let us hover. Plus we found these inner-tubs.
Sandman: What's up with the other part of the hover craft?
Tommy: These hollow pipes, fabric, and rope.
Raven: I think for once you guys are developing minds.
Steven: We hade these cool foam things, but Tommy ate them.
Raven: Then again look who I'm talking about.
~Diva's Base~
Victoria: Look what we found.
Jazz: Vacuums?
Molly: On revues the can make them hover.
Dawn: Good, and for the body?
Victoria: A few peaces of plastic sheeting, rope and pipes.
Jazz: Those should work.
~Kurt's House/ Bedroom~
Kurt: Teddy I can't believe we got sick.
Teddy: Yeah, this is T-Boy's fault.
Casey comes in the room with a big bowl of soup.
Casey: Here you go. Hot soup to make you two feel better.
Teddy:…
Kurt: Yeah, thanks.
Casey: You welcome. Now eat up.
~Extreme's Base~
Sandman: Ok, hook that to that.
Raven: Sandman leave them alone and help me with this control thing.
Sandman. Fine.
~Diva's Base~
Jazz: Ok, so we'll hook the steering here.
Molly: Yeah, so move that up there. Good.
~The Hill~
T-Boy: Well looks like I won again boys. Off with the under shirts.
Bradshaw: When I find out how your cheating I'm gonna get you.
Bubba: Not before I table here..
T-Boy get's up and un gages ivory.
Ivory: You can't use me as a clock….
T-Boy: 2 hours people!
Bradshaw: Get over here. I want my pants back.
T-Boy: But I like Rubber ducky boxers.
Bubba; I thought you liked my silk boxers?
T-Boy: I said I love your silk boxers. There's a difference.
~Extreme's Base~
Raven: Ok so, when I turn on the fans, they will lift the stauncher up, like we see here. But can it's hold you guys is the question, so well put these weights on it, cause I don't feel like losing cause one of you died.
Tommy: Thanks for caring. Weights coming on now.
Steven: These things are heavy.
Sandman: No shit.
Raven: Hum…well they're holding the weights up. So let's put the body together on he tubs and then
the fans. We'll then though you guys on.
Tommy: Fine.
~Diva's base~
Molly: Look the vacuums are holing up the body easily.
Victoria: Yeah, we need to put the steering on now.
~Kurt's house~
Casey: Are you filling better?
Kurt: A bit. Could you read me and Teddy a story?
Casey: Sure. Which one?
Kurt: The Memebers.
Casey:…Um sure, where's the book?
Kurt: Right here. Oh and can you please get in bed with us.
Casey: SURE!
Casey climbs in the bed and as Kurt lifts the sheets she see his red, white and blue pajamas.
Casey: No bunny pajamas?
Kurt: I'm saving them for our sleep over.
Casey: Oh…Anyway. Once upon a time, there lived Three Member, of on of the best teams ever!
~The Hill~
This is great.
I bet, you've only lost your shirt.
Yeah! Look at us.
I'll be getting a better view, cause I win again boys. Take off those boxers, while I let her talk a bit.
T-Boy walks over to Ivory
I can believe how well you are at poker.
Thanks, Gage on. Oh ! An hour to go teams! An hour!
~Extreme's Base~
Raven: We'll have to move this cause It want turn if we don't.
Sandman: Fine, just do it.
~Diva's Base~
Dawn: Wow, I think we need to add that other vacuum, cause with you girls, the body, and the steering, it's kind of low to the ground still.
Jazz: Fine we'll add it.
~Kurt's house~
Kurt: And they shined their gold everyday. The End.
Casey. *zzzZZZ*
Teddy:
Kurt: Yep, she's asleep Teddy. I think she has the right idea. Have a good nap Teddy.
Kurt scoots over, pulls Casey close and gives her a kiss on her cheek.
Kurt: Sweet Napping Casey.
Kurt lays down and closes his eyes.
~The Hill~
Bubba: We have nothing left to give you. You've taken everything, even our cars.
T-Boy: Well, I want a foot and back rub right now.
Bradshaw: You kidding me right?
T-Boy: Ha, and I don't braking tables.
Bubba: I've got her back.
~ Extreme's base~
Steven; It's working.
Sandman: Told yah, it just need a little beer.
Tommy: Sandman saves the day.
Raven: Do you realize how sad it would be to have Sandman as a super hero. I mean Hurridork is bad enough.
Tommy: Hay T-Boy, a new story. Sandman and the Extreme Team as Super Hero's!
*T-Boy: Sounds good!*
~Diva's base~
Dawn: This feels good.
Jazz: I don't want to hear about you like vibrations. We all know how you are.
Victoria: This is fun though. Molly turn us right.
Molly: Ok, here yah go.
~The Hill~
T-Boy: Bradshaw take off Ivory's gage.
Bradshaw: Can't I just lick your feet instead?
T-Boy: No.
Bradshaw un-gagged Ivory
Ivory: Really, am I so bad you would rather like feet?
Bradshaw: Yes.
T-Boy: TIMES UP EVERYONE! Tomorrow you race.
~Kurt's House 12:00 am~
Casey: Where am I?
Sees Kurt hugged up to her.
Casey: I'm dead and I went to heaven.
Kurt in his sleep: Your not dead. At my house. Milk.
Kurt gets up out of bed, walks out of the room, comes back a few minutes later with two glasses of milk. Hands one to Casey and drinks his. After finishing off his milk, he climbs back into bed and hugs up to Casey, who is drinking her milk.
Casey: Oh well, it's just as good.
***AT THE LAKE***
T-Boy: Where are those two?
Bubba: Here they come.
Bradshaw:….
Casey: Hi guys!
Kurt: What's wring with Bradshaw?
T-Boy: Um…he stayed over with me and Bubba. Let's just say he walked into the wrong room.
Bradshaw: Tables…Chains…Chairs…Food….fire…
Casey: Um…right?
T-Boy: Kurt you look better today, but where's Teddy?
Kurt: He's still a bit sick so he stayed home.
Bubba: Sad to here. OK TEAMS COME HERE!
Bradshaw: Cum…?
Casey: Um.. I think he need's a doctor.
T-Boy: Nah, he's fine.
Bubba: Ok Teams here's how it goes. You star here on dry land go around the lake. When you reach the Purple Flag turn left. Go on to the lake and wave through the black flags. If you touch a flag you are given 5 seconds added on. Then you exit the lake and hover all the way over here and cross the line.
Molly: Where do I go?
T-Boy: Driver and Team mate stay here with us. Teams when you here Bradshaw scream take off.
The teams get ready. Tommy , Steven, Victoria and Dawn all get in the Crafts. Molly, Jazz, Raven, and Sandman all line up by the Host.
Casey: How are you gonna make Bradshaw scream?
T-Boy: Like this….Bubba , I think it would help if you light the table on fire before putting me trough it.
Bradshaw stares to scream and yell something about not even hardcore porn would file it.
The Racer go. Divas in the lead, but not by far. Around the Purple flag and into the water. Weaving the black flags.
Molly: Oh no, I hit another one!
Raven: Stupid thing I said right!
Sandman: Yep, nothing like a good beer and smoke to watch a race.
Jazz: You'll never change.
They're coming out of the flags and are on land again. Here they come and it's Extreme in the lead, and crossing the line.
The Teams get out and join the host.
Kurt: Well Extreme got 6 minutes, 48 second.
Casey: Divas 6 minutes 52 seconds.
Bubba: But now add the extra time for hitting the flags. Extreme with 7 minutes 21 seconds. And Divas with 7 minutes…………26 seconds. Extreme wins!
T-Boy: So close. Well Our Championship Match will be called The Extreme Champion War! The Dudleys VS Extreme. This will be good. Well For Bubba, Casey, Kurt, Bradshaw, The Teams, I'm T-Boy say Later!