T-Boy: Welcome to Junk Yard Wars. The Extreme Champion War! It's The Dudleys VS Extreme for the Junk Yard Wars Championship! We got something really cool set up, and also your gonna find out were the hell we are, because we got permission to race though the whole town and country part. But, here we are the host.
Casey: I'm here
Kurt: Yep so I'm I.
Jeff: Me too. I'm Helping.
T-Boy: Well Casey and Kurt start talking.
Casey: We've been here a week. I fear for my life. Ok, The Extreme Team has got to go through the town and get use to driving though it. Plus they had to every time they came to the Junk Yard.
Kurt: Now I know everyone has caught on that the teams will be racing. But you don't know what. They will be racing, five different machines. At each machine they will pick up on of their members. Machine 2-has to have three wheels, Machine 3-something that has to be pulled by the team members, Machine 4-Has to be move by paddling bike paddles, 5-is a Bobsled done to the finish. I know you're wondering what the 5th machine is. Well they don't have to do anything but paint their Monsters Trucks!
T-Boy: Yeah, We'll a few more things to say. One team member is to build a machine. And guess what. Jeff and Me will be making the bobsled you The Dudleys and Casey and Kurt will be making the bobsled for Extreme. Now teams how come here.
The Teams come around The Hill.
Buh-Buh: C..C..C..Can I tell them were we are.
T-Boy: Your Studder is back. Is it because of our guess Host?
The Dudleys: YES!
Kurt: Who is our guess? And Where are we?
T-Boy: Everyone our Guess….Big Daddy Dudley!
Everyone, but the Dudleys and T-Boy go into shock.
T-Boy: Hi Big Daddy Dudley.
Big Daddy Dudley: Yah can call me William, Hun. Yah, my boys gurl.
T-Boy: Sweet.
William: Alright, Yah'll lission tu me. Rawon, D-Von you'll muking the three wheel thingy. Tom, Spike muking the pull thing. Steve, Guy make the paddle thing, Buh-Buh, Sandmun you'll paint. By The Way. You folk out there, who ain't got it yet. We've be in Dudleyville and this be Dudleyville Junk Yard. Know you gots some hours. When you here the grand kids go through the tables you be getting. Marry May. You up first girl.
Big Daddy pick up Marry May and tosses her trough the tables. The teams brake up.
~Dudley's Base~
Buh-Buh: I love this! I F...F…Fuck'n Love this.
Spike: Buh-Buh, you paint up truck good.
D-Von: Or I'll put your punk ass in check.
Sign Guy: *holds up sign that reads "WORK"*
Jeff: Ohhhh, I like this.
T-Boy: I know, come on Jeff, let's go get some stuff to work with.
~Extreme's Base~
Kurt: I'm not liking this.
Casey: No one is.
Raven: Wussy boy shut up and work.
Casey: Don't call him a Wussy Boy!
Tommy: You guys let's just get this over with.
Sandman: I ain't afraid of no Dudleys. So get to work.
~Junk Yard~
T-Boy: Hum…Jiffy come here.
Jeff: What is it? Is it candy?
T-Boy: No, but here help me with these old roller skates. Take them back to our work area.
Jeff: They small like Matt when he forgets to shower.
T-Boy: That's nice.
Spike: I…um…this will…and that…
D-Von: Dament Spike your walking to slow. Move.
Sign Guy gives D-Von a bad look before hitting him.
~Dudley's Base~
Buh-Buh is happily humming to himself, his hat crocked to the side and down just a bit. He's painting the whole truck black right now.
~Extreme's Base~
Sandman: Let's see…I'll start off with this blue and spry it like this and I'll spray it here.
~Junk Yard~
Tommy: This is gonna be so cool. I get to make a pull thingy, like they have in chain or some place like that.
Raven: You're a nerd.
~The Hill~
Big Daddy sits on the seats and has a table set up. A large amount of cans are on the table.
William: Kate Ray get me another Beer!
Kate Ray: Yes, Grand-Uncle William.
William: The be hope yet. I can't wait till Buh-Buh Ray has him kids with that T-Boy. He might last a good year with her, before move'n on.
~Dudley's Base~
Jeff: When can I paint it?
T-Boy: First we have to make it. Come here Jeff.
Jeff: What do I get to do?
You Get to sit on this Barrow, as I mold this metal to it.
Right.
~Extreme's Base~
Kurt: Now this sucks.
Casey: Nah, it's fun. Here Kurt I'll make it better.
Casey Hand Kurt a CD Player. He puts it on and a smile comes on his face.
Kurt: The bunny song!
Kurt gets back to work humming.
Raven: Dament this stupid this wont go in.
Casey: I've heard that once from some chick I meet. She had some good stories about you.
Raven: Chastity! Danm her. Evil little sisters!
~Junk Yard~
RVD: How are we gonna get this out of here?
Taker: This is why I said not to make it here.
Kane: Well taker it isn't like a washing machine can fit in the car or on your bike.
Sabu: I've got an idea.
Taker: Save me. Why do I even hang out with you guys?
Kane: You like the smoke, your stockers and Vince's phone calls.
Taker: Right.
Sabu: Taker you're a hillbilly go get your truck.
Taker: …Fine.
RVD: Score!
~Dudley's base~
Spike:…uh...this here…that…here!
D-Von: Quit talking out load!
Buh-Buh: Yah d..d..don't pick on him.
Jeff: Can I paint it now?
T-Boy: Nope. We got to put the wheels on it. Then you can.
Jeff: Ok!
~The Hill~
Big Daddy Dudley now has a castle of Beer cans.
William: Looks like that sun be high in the sky now. Mimi Girl get your butt over here!
Mimi: Yeah, Grandpa?
William: Yah, going through that table, come here.
William grabs her by her hair and power bombs here threw the table.
William: Lission Here, When the ski turns those colors you be done!
Big Daddy sees smoke for the junk yard.
William: That not be fire smoke. DUDLEY!
Dudley: Yeah Pa?
William; You go find out what that smoke be.
Dudley: Right Pa.
~Extreme's Base~
Sandman is looking at his work.
Sandman: I looks good.
The truck has beer, cans cigarettes, naked chicks, and a puppy on it.
Tommy: I like the Puppy.
Sandman: Yeah, me to. It's my old golden lab I had.
Steven: Cool.
~Dudley's base~
Buh-Buh has went to sleep on a table. He had painted tables, beer, guns, chicks, and some odd tripped out thing, which only a stoner could love on the truck.
T-Boy: It's really something.
Jeff: Can I paint yet?!
T-Boy: Yeah, but remember after your done or the paint things run out you have to go in your cage, lock it and take your nap. Then you can have candy.
Jeff is to bissy painting to hear her.
D-Von: Spike, I can't believe you made that. It looks like it'll make your work a lot easier.
Spike: Yeah…
~Junk Yard~
RVD: It's taking him to long. Our stash is almost gone.
Dudley: What the hell are you doing here?!
RVD: Chill Dudley. We're not causing any trouble.
Kane: Yeah.
Dudley: Who are you?
RVD: This is the Coolest Freak EVER. The Big Red Machine Kane.
Dudley; Oh…
Kane: Who are you?
Dudley: Name's Dudley. Oldest of Big Daddy Dudley's Kids.
Kane: Meaning your Bubba, Spike and D-Von's Older half Brother.
Dudley: Yeah.
RVD; Dude join us, or have you change?
Dudley: Ha, even if you change it wouldn't madder. Big Daddy's in town. Everyone goes crazy!
RVD: Dose that mean Spike's?
Dudley: Yeah, tripping all the way.
Taker pulls up with the truck.
RVD: Took you long enough. We're almost out now.
Taker: What! Man, this sucks. Oh well when we get back at your house we'll be fine. Who's the kid?
Dudley: Was about to ask the same.
Sabu: This is Taker, Kane's older bro. Taker, this is Dudley, the Dudley's older bro. Now can we go?
Taker: Let's get this thing on the truck.
Dudley: Well thanks for the hits. Got to go check in with Pa. Later.
RVD: Later. Ok now we got this thing on, let's go.
~Dudley's Base~
Spike is looking at the spot on the Monster Truck, that only a stoner or anyone on drugs could love. T-Boy had decided since Buh-Buh was laying flat on the table she would lay one him. Jeff was curled up in his cage asleep. D-Von and Sign Guy work hard adding last touches.
~Extreme's Base~
Raven; Where have you been?
Tommy: I went over to the Dudley's Base.
Steven: Can we do that?
Tommy: Well I did.
Casey: Yeah as long as the other team lets you.
Kurt: Really?
Casey: Yes.
Tommy: Right, Anyway, everyone, but D-Von and Sign Guy are done. So you guys aren't behind.
~The Hill~
William: Alright I want to go home. Dill you get your ass over here.
Dill: Right Grandpa.
Big Daddy didn't even think, just put Dill though a table.
William; Ok lission yah time's up. Tomorrow you'll race. Don't hit my house. Buh-Buh, you and that T-Boy make me a grand kid. That's it.
***The Next Day***
T-Boy: Hi everyone. I'm here at the entrance to Dudleyville and finish line for the race. See at the top of the hill sits the Bobsleds. Anyway to Kurt who is at the four stop.
~Junk Yard~
Kurt: Yeah, I'm here at the Junk Yard with Sign Guy and Steven Richards. They have the paddle pushers. As you see, Sign Guy has one were everyone on this team sits in a row. As Steven made a Circle setting. Well Jeff take it.
~Store~
Jeff: I'm with Spike and Tommy, who have their pull thingys. Tommy's looks like on of those China thingys and Spikes looks like a dogsled with a wheel. Casey your turn.
~Dudleyville Town Hall~
Casey: Here at Town Hall, D-Von and Raven wait. Raven made thing at sits with 2 wheels infrount and 1 in back, while D-Von made a normal looking 3 wheeler. Now to the starting line, with William.
~Outskirts~
William: Ok I'm here with Sanmun and Buh-Buh. Yah'll got some nice trucks here. You guys got to drive over these cars and then right to Town Hall. When you see Lady go through the table you go.
Buh-Buh:B..B..But Daddy. You said you only were putting your grand kids though tables.
William: You Sister is in trouble. Now go get in the trucks.
The guys get in their trucks and start them up. The look for William to put Lady through the table. And he dose. Sandman's go a lead, but Buh-Buh rams him. The enter the city can round the corners. Oh they are so close to hitting buildings.
~Town Hall~
Casey: I see the truck and it's Buh-Buh here first. He's turned off the Truck and is hopping out. D-Von's waiting for him to get on before, and he's on. And they're off. Sandman is on the and him and Raven are off as well.
As the fly down the roads, Raven makes a turn and then later on as they are closing in on the store take a huge lead on Buh-Buh and D-Von.
~The Store~
Jeff: Oh here they come. Raven and Sandman are here. They are jumping onto Tommy's pull thing and is off. Here's the Dudley's now, They're on and gone.
Tommy is having a bit of trouble with pulling, but not as much as Spike with the weight of his brothers.
~Junk Yard~
Kurt: Here they come….Raven, Sandman and Tommy Climb are almost here and Wow Spike's picking up the pace. There in the Junk Yard and Raven, Tommy and Sandman are climbing into Steven's peddle thing And the Dudley's have just shown up. They're off…wait they're spinning in circles. Oh No! The Dudleys are in and the are leaving. Steven is putting Raven on the side Tommy's on and trying again. It's working. It had to be the weight.
The Dudleys make it out of the junk yard and are almost to the hill.
~Entrance~
T-Boy- Extreme catching up. The Dudleys are there and now climbing into the Bobsled, there they go. Extreme is also now coming down the hill. It's Extreme, no Dudley's no Extreme. Let me grab my video camera. They're over the finish line!
The Teams recover and everyone gathers with all the racing machines.
T-Boy: Ok, it's a video finish, let's see.
T-Boy plays the video and we see that the Dudley's bobsled passes the finish line by an inch.
T-Boy: THE DUDLEYS WIN!
Buh-Buh-HELL YEAH!
William: I'm pround of you boys,
Extreme looks pissed.
Casey: Kurt, where's Jeff?
Kurt: In his kiddie seat in the car.
Casey: Alright. T-Boy we're gone.
T-Boy: Later. Ok, For our winners a metals and a trophy. For our losers metals of second place and Big Daddy, will you please.
William: KIDS GET THE TABLES!!!!!!!!!!!
Sandman was Buh-Buh bombed, Raven was given Grace by D-Von, Tommy was Acid Dropped by Spike, and Steven got kicked really hard in the nuts, hit with a sign and then DDT trough a table all by Sign Guy.
William: That was great, but you know what?
Dudleys/T-Boy: What?
Big Daddy picks them all up and puts them all trough one table, with out trying.
William: For T-Boy, Casey, Kurt, Jeff, The Teams, I'm William Dudley saying tabling them young ones only makes them harder.