Disclaimer~ I do not own any Saiyuki characters in this fic. I only owned the weird characters with very weird names.

Author's note~ I'm just writing this because I've got some spare time. So if it's boring, don't kill me.

Kaji and Mizu Chapter One~ Fire and Water

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Sanzo's party was resting in Hakuryu. Everyone was sleeping except Hakkai, he was thinking of where to head to after everyone is done resting. "Edo, which lane should we take later? This one or that one?" he pointed at the two lanes on the map. One of the lanes was a bright and clean one while the other one was a dark and dirty one.

"Nikuman," Goku said in his dream as he bit Gojyo's hand.

"Baka saru," Gojyo just looked annoyed in his sleep. He couldn't feel Goku's teeth sinking into his arm.

Sanzo was sleeping normally; his fringe covered his eyes like always.

Hakkai smiled. " Yare yare desu ne. I can't think without them being noisy. I guess it's too bad to me. I guess I'll have to choose a lane when they wake up and start making noise,"

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On the other hand, there were two teenage demons that were brother and sister. They were asked to destroy Sanzo's party. They were given a photograph of how Sanzo's party looked like but too bad for them. They left it on their dinning table at home.

" Kaji, you idiot!" shouted the girl demon. She dressed like a tomboy, which she was. She tied her hair with a black ribbon.

"Shut up Mizu, it's not my fault that you forgot the picture of the humans were looking for!" said the boy demon, who was carrying the entire bag packs. He looked really tired throughout the whole journey.

"I don't blame you at all, Kaji. It's just that, we were ask to do a duty that us to find a few guys by such a weird woman," Mizu told her brother. She looked at her tired out brother and asked him. " Do you need my help? You look tired,"

Kaji dropped on the ground and smiled at his sister. " Don't worry, I can handle it," he stood up again and walked faster than his sister. "Besides, girls are weaker than boys,"

Mizu heated up. " Who are you calling weak!!!" She chased after Kaji, who was laughing all the way.

Back to our dear Sanzo's party who, finally woke up from their sleep. Goku and Gojyo were arguing with each other. Sanzo was yelling at them and firing his gun. Hakkai was glad that it wasn't quiet anymore. He could finally figure out which lane to choose. He chose the dark and dirty one. (sweat drop)

"Baka saru!!! You bit my arm while I was sleeping!!!" shouted Gojyo as he showed the teeth marks on his arm to Goku.

Goku looked at Gojyo's arm. "How could I do that if I'm sleeping?"

"I don't know but you're the only one beside me!!! Hakkai and the corrupted monk couldn't have bit my arm while they were sleeping,"

" Maybe you bit your own arm while you were sleeping!!!"

"Urusai!!! I don't give a damn if the baka saru bit your arm or not. Just shut up and bit your tongues off, you idiots!!!" Sanzo shouted as he fired his gun more than four times.

Hakkai smiled happily. " Sanzo, isn't it a peaceful day?"

"I told you girls could do what boys do!!! Baka!!!"

"Whatever! At least I don't have to carry everything. Girls are too gullible,"

Hakkai paused. " Eh? Sumimasen is there anyone around here!!!" Hakkai shouted out, he wanted to know if there was anyone else on the forest. Gojyo and Goku looked to the left then the right. Sanzo just covered his ears.

Then, he saw Kaji and Mizu coming out from the dark area. They arguing just like Goku and Gojyo always does. They continued arguing until they noticed Sanzo's party in front of them. Both of them blushed and sweat dropped.

Hakkai smiled at them. " Are you both brother and sister?"

Both of them nodded their heads

"Are you both lost?" asked Goku with a glee

Both of them nodded their heads

"Are you both demons?" asked Gojyo because their ears weren't as pointy as the other demons they have seen.

"Are you both working on the Gyumao side?" asked Sanzo as he glared at them.

Kaji and Mizu had no idea what or who Gyumao was. They only knew Gyokumen Kosyu. So they said no, Sanzo was relief but he didn't show it. The truth is, they were on the Gyumao side.

" Well, I guess that's settled. Bye!" said Kaji as he went to the other direction.

Mizu hit his head and sighed. " How stupid can you get?" She turned to Hakkai, who was holding a map in his hands. "Ne, do you know how to get you this village? We're suppose to look for some guys,"

Hakkai looked at the paper in Mizu's hands and nodded. " Hai, what a coincidence. We're going there too. Do you want us to take you there?" Hakkai asked them sweetly.

" Honto?" Mizu paused for a second and looked at Sanzo that looked really angry with Hakkai. She smiled with sorrow. "It's alright, we can walk there by ourselves. Right, Kaji!" She smacked Kaji on the back.

"Yeah, I can handle it but I think my sis will collapsed on the way there," teased Kaji who received another smack by Mizu. He walked over to Hakkai and whispered secretly. " Do you think you can take my sis along with you? I wouldn't want her to tag along with me in such a dangerous place like this. She'll be safe with strong guys like you,"

" Of course but she doesn't want to,"

Kaji gave a smug. " I'll take care of that later. Just make sure she doesn't get into trouble,"

Gojyo put an arm on Hakkai's shoulder as soon as he heard what they were talking about. " How can a babe like her get into trouble?"

"Believe me she gets into big trouble all the time,"

" Aw? That's hard to believe. Not even I get into that much trouble," said Goku with pink cheeks.

" Baka saru, you get into trouble everyday," yelled Gojyo.

Hakkai turned to Sanzo. " Sanzo?"

Sanzo looked at Hakkai, then Kaji and finally Mizu. She was reading the map and trying her hardest to understand it. Sanzo felt a slight pity for her safety. " Whatever you want,"

Kaji smiled at Sanzo. " Thanks pal I owe you one," He ran over to Mizu.

"You better pay back real soon," said Sanzo softly.

Gojyo went closer Sanzo. " Aren't you glad your helping someone for the first time?"

" Sanzo, your face is red just like Gojyo's hair,"

"Urusai, baka saru!"

"Big trouble, he said?" Hakkai thought.

"Oi, Mizu!!!"

"Nani? I'm trying to figure out where this village is and . . . . . . " before she could say anything more. Kaji pinched the end of her neck, making her faint without noticing what hit her. He carried her and placed her beside Gojyo.

Goku was surprised with the trick Kaji did, that he asked Kaji how to do that. " How'd you do that? Sugoi!"

Kaji patted Goku on the head and smiled. " Just pinch the end of their necks and they'll faint. Well, then take care of my trouble-making sister. Jya na!" he ran deeper into the forest.

"What a weird idiot," said Sanzo. Goku pinched the end of Sanzo's neck, making him faint without noticing that Goku did it. Goku started giggling with a saru face.

"Good job, chibi saru. Now we won't have to hear the corrupted monks insults," praised Gojyo. Again, Goku pinched the end of Gojyo's neck, making him faint like Sanzo and Mizu. Goku started giggling again with a saru face. Suddenly, Hakkai pinched the end of Goku's neck without him noticing at all. Soon Goku fainted just like Sanzo, Gojyo and Mizu.

Hakkai smiled. " Sorry for doing that Goku but if I didn't pinch your neck, you would've done that to me first, causing me to faint. And if I faint, nobody can drive us to the village. Hope you understand, have a nice rest again,"

And Hakkai continued driving to the village where they and Mizu were heading. As for Kaji, he just walked deeper into forest without a map, torchlight and his sister. He was alone in darkness and of course he got lost and couldn't find a way out of the forest where he was.

"Darn, maybe I should've tag along with those men and Mizu," he slapped his face. " No, if I followed those men. The demons back at home will think I'm a wimp depending on men. I can handle this without anyone's help . . . . . . . . . but I do need the help of a map,"

~To Be Continued~

Author's note~ I hope you my version of "Fire and Water" I know it makes no sense but this is based on the two brother and sister who were separated and reunited again. So please review after you're done reading. It'll mean so much to me. And if you have any suggestions for this fic, please feel free to tell me. I don't mind at all but if you flame me, then you'll get a piece of my mind. Kidding. Please review. Sankyuu ne. =^_^=