Reviews are always welcome (nudge nudge, wink wink) and I will read and display ALL of them... It's about 04:10am and I am sooo tired! I had to do the second chapter again because the stupid PC crashed. I don't know if the reviews show up anyway, but I'll put them on. Bahh -Toxic Orange
From: Sushie-chan ()
Teehee i find this quite comical in my own little mind but i like it! I'm going off very little sleep so i'll make this short. Continue soon. I like it. Very unique typish. Wow what if little old ladies thought she was a hooker? Teehee not cool! cant wait to read more!
From: Vix ()
lol hehe u could have so much fun with this. lmao cant wait 4 more!! update soon!
From: psychoman364 ()
BWAHAHAHAHA! this is gonna be GOOD!
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Later that evening, Hermione began to unpack her bags. Her last year at Hogwarts, she decided not to think about it, after all, it was still the beginning of the year. Suddenly, she heard a large bang coming from the next room. "What the..." As she marched through the bathroom separating her own and Draco's room, she heard another. She hammered on his door. Another. He opened it. "What are you doing in there, I'm trying to get some peace in here, please could you keep the noise down!" she yelled in his face.
"I'm enlarging my furniture," Draco replied calmly. And so he was, Hermione walked over to the other side of his room where she found a box full of shrunken things, such as robes, a wizarding wireless and school books. "Pass me that wireless, would you." Draco held his hands open, and Hermione threw it him ("Good aim!"), and he enlarged it with a thud. "I'll be in to inspect your room in a second." He said. She sighed, she thought he was joking, but within a few minutes, he has making adjustments to her furniture.
"How did you get the walls this colour?" Draco pointed at the green walls.
"It came this colour. But to colour them, you say 'Pamos' and whatever colour you want the room after it. She demonstrated; pointing her wand to the wall and colouring it pink.
"Hmm, I think I'll go and try that..." and he left the room swiftly.
The next day, Draco woke feeling drowsy, and decided to take a shower. When he got out, he wondered if Hermione was up yet, and knocked on her door, and there was no answer. If he didn't get her up soon, she'd be late for breakfast, he thought worriedly.
He got dressed in record time and knocked again, there was still no answer. He burst into Hermione's room, where he found a lump underneath the quilt. He pulled back the covers; he almost hated to do it, but...
"GRANGER!"
She sat up straight away, "What's the time, has somebody died, is there a fire, has Voldemort reincarnated?"
"Whoa, jumping to conclusions, Granger! Breakfast in two minutes.
"Oh no!" Hermione pushed him out of the room.
"If you need me, I'll be in the hall eating marmalade on toast." He shouted through the closed door.
She arrived in the great hall ten minutes later and out of breath, while trying to pull on her left shoe. "Made it!" she yelled, triumphantly, to nobody in particular. The whole hall turned to face her. "Sorry," she blushed and laughed, somewhat sheepishly. She walked over to the Gryffindor table and sat by Ginny, who was pouring herself a bowl of cereal, while reading "The Daily Prophet". "I guess I never thought about waking up in the mornings. I'm so used to you coming in and making a racket that I just lay in bed."
"It doesn't matter anyway, you got here sort of on time, and anyway, you've got a new alarm clock." Ginny raised her eyebrows twice while drinking her pumpkin juice.
"I know! It completely freaked me out! I was just dreaming about the end of the world, and..." Hermione widened her eyes, "you can imagine what I thought when I saw Draco standing by the side of my bed, sort of ant-view. It was like that scene in Frankenstein." She shivered.
"Whatenstein?"
"Oh yeah, you wouldn't know. It's a muggle film."
"Film?"
"Ah, never mind." Hermione started to eat some pancakes. "I'll ask him later."
Draco impatiently was waiting outside the third floor corridor entrance. Where was that stupid Granger? He had thought too soon, Hermione came running around the corner. "Where have you been!" Draco moaned. "I've been waiting for ages. I was forced to 'chat' with that git, Lupin."
"Firstly, Lupin is not a git. Secondly, I need a favour," Hermione was slightly out of breath from running too fast, "Could you wake me up in the mornings?" she said quickly, obviously embarrassed.
"What?!!"
"I need you to be my human alarm clock." Hermione looked desperate.
Draco looked right at her and said, "What do you mean, human alarm clock?" Snape passed them both and they stopped talking at once. They only started again when his billowing cloak reached the end of the third floor. "Everyday? Weekends included?"
"And for astronomy," Hermione's eyes were pleading with him.
"Well as long as you don't ask me to brush your teeth and dress you or anything." He sighed.
"Thank you! So much!" she was extremely relieved.
*
Hermione decided to spend the evening in the Gryffindor common room, after all, she hadn't seen Ron or Harry since the day before. She found them in a corner, playing wizard's chess.
"Hello Hermione!" Ron cheered. "I expect that you were too busy to meet us at lunch today?"
Hermione groaned. "Had to eat lunch with Draco and the prefects. At least Ginny was there, I wouldn't have survived. Have you two nearly finished?"
"Checkmate." Ron grinned. This was his fifth win. "Harry, I need to lose!"
Harry laughed, and rubbed is forehead. "You don't have to tell me that!"
After around three more wins, Ron gave up, and the two of them went to their dormitory.
*
Draco kept his deal with Hermione, and woke her up the next day with a shout that could be heard in the dungeons, five floors below. "Alright, I'm up!" said a groggy sounding voice. He watched as she rolled over.
"You do know that I'll have to drag you out if you don't get out of bed now, don't you?" Draco smirked.
"I don't care."
"Don't say I didn't warn you..." And with that, Draco pulled the quilt away from her, and dragged her by the feet onto the floor.
"Ahh!" Hermione stood up and brushed herself off. "You could've waited!"
"No, you wouldn't have got up and you would have blamed it on me."
Hermione thought for a second. "True." She pushed him out of the room
"See you at breakfast, Mudblood!" Draco sneered. "Uh oh..." Hermione had taken out her wand from behind her and looked like she could kill. "No!" he rushed out, charged with energy.
From: Sushie-chan ()
Teehee i find this quite comical in my own little mind but i like it! I'm going off very little sleep so i'll make this short. Continue soon. I like it. Very unique typish. Wow what if little old ladies thought she was a hooker? Teehee not cool! cant wait to read more!
From: Vix ()
lol hehe u could have so much fun with this. lmao cant wait 4 more!! update soon!
From: psychoman364 ()
BWAHAHAHAHA! this is gonna be GOOD!
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Later that evening, Hermione began to unpack her bags. Her last year at Hogwarts, she decided not to think about it, after all, it was still the beginning of the year. Suddenly, she heard a large bang coming from the next room. "What the..." As she marched through the bathroom separating her own and Draco's room, she heard another. She hammered on his door. Another. He opened it. "What are you doing in there, I'm trying to get some peace in here, please could you keep the noise down!" she yelled in his face.
"I'm enlarging my furniture," Draco replied calmly. And so he was, Hermione walked over to the other side of his room where she found a box full of shrunken things, such as robes, a wizarding wireless and school books. "Pass me that wireless, would you." Draco held his hands open, and Hermione threw it him ("Good aim!"), and he enlarged it with a thud. "I'll be in to inspect your room in a second." He said. She sighed, she thought he was joking, but within a few minutes, he has making adjustments to her furniture.
"How did you get the walls this colour?" Draco pointed at the green walls.
"It came this colour. But to colour them, you say 'Pamos' and whatever colour you want the room after it. She demonstrated; pointing her wand to the wall and colouring it pink.
"Hmm, I think I'll go and try that..." and he left the room swiftly.
The next day, Draco woke feeling drowsy, and decided to take a shower. When he got out, he wondered if Hermione was up yet, and knocked on her door, and there was no answer. If he didn't get her up soon, she'd be late for breakfast, he thought worriedly.
He got dressed in record time and knocked again, there was still no answer. He burst into Hermione's room, where he found a lump underneath the quilt. He pulled back the covers; he almost hated to do it, but...
"GRANGER!"
She sat up straight away, "What's the time, has somebody died, is there a fire, has Voldemort reincarnated?"
"Whoa, jumping to conclusions, Granger! Breakfast in two minutes.
"Oh no!" Hermione pushed him out of the room.
"If you need me, I'll be in the hall eating marmalade on toast." He shouted through the closed door.
She arrived in the great hall ten minutes later and out of breath, while trying to pull on her left shoe. "Made it!" she yelled, triumphantly, to nobody in particular. The whole hall turned to face her. "Sorry," she blushed and laughed, somewhat sheepishly. She walked over to the Gryffindor table and sat by Ginny, who was pouring herself a bowl of cereal, while reading "The Daily Prophet". "I guess I never thought about waking up in the mornings. I'm so used to you coming in and making a racket that I just lay in bed."
"It doesn't matter anyway, you got here sort of on time, and anyway, you've got a new alarm clock." Ginny raised her eyebrows twice while drinking her pumpkin juice.
"I know! It completely freaked me out! I was just dreaming about the end of the world, and..." Hermione widened her eyes, "you can imagine what I thought when I saw Draco standing by the side of my bed, sort of ant-view. It was like that scene in Frankenstein." She shivered.
"Whatenstein?"
"Oh yeah, you wouldn't know. It's a muggle film."
"Film?"
"Ah, never mind." Hermione started to eat some pancakes. "I'll ask him later."
Draco impatiently was waiting outside the third floor corridor entrance. Where was that stupid Granger? He had thought too soon, Hermione came running around the corner. "Where have you been!" Draco moaned. "I've been waiting for ages. I was forced to 'chat' with that git, Lupin."
"Firstly, Lupin is not a git. Secondly, I need a favour," Hermione was slightly out of breath from running too fast, "Could you wake me up in the mornings?" she said quickly, obviously embarrassed.
"What?!!"
"I need you to be my human alarm clock." Hermione looked desperate.
Draco looked right at her and said, "What do you mean, human alarm clock?" Snape passed them both and they stopped talking at once. They only started again when his billowing cloak reached the end of the third floor. "Everyday? Weekends included?"
"And for astronomy," Hermione's eyes were pleading with him.
"Well as long as you don't ask me to brush your teeth and dress you or anything." He sighed.
"Thank you! So much!" she was extremely relieved.
*
Hermione decided to spend the evening in the Gryffindor common room, after all, she hadn't seen Ron or Harry since the day before. She found them in a corner, playing wizard's chess.
"Hello Hermione!" Ron cheered. "I expect that you were too busy to meet us at lunch today?"
Hermione groaned. "Had to eat lunch with Draco and the prefects. At least Ginny was there, I wouldn't have survived. Have you two nearly finished?"
"Checkmate." Ron grinned. This was his fifth win. "Harry, I need to lose!"
Harry laughed, and rubbed is forehead. "You don't have to tell me that!"
After around three more wins, Ron gave up, and the two of them went to their dormitory.
*
Draco kept his deal with Hermione, and woke her up the next day with a shout that could be heard in the dungeons, five floors below. "Alright, I'm up!" said a groggy sounding voice. He watched as she rolled over.
"You do know that I'll have to drag you out if you don't get out of bed now, don't you?" Draco smirked.
"I don't care."
"Don't say I didn't warn you..." And with that, Draco pulled the quilt away from her, and dragged her by the feet onto the floor.
"Ahh!" Hermione stood up and brushed herself off. "You could've waited!"
"No, you wouldn't have got up and you would have blamed it on me."
Hermione thought for a second. "True." She pushed him out of the room
"See you at breakfast, Mudblood!" Draco sneered. "Uh oh..." Hermione had taken out her wand from behind her and looked like she could kill. "No!" he rushed out, charged with energy.