Alona: *in total utter shock* Twenty two reviews!! Twenty two friggin' reviews!! .0

Malik: Yeah, I'm just shocked that all of them were so... good.

Alona: Ditto. Negative to positive review ratio... 0/22 .... my god.... I rock!!! Go me!!

Bakura: Great. *sigh* Now the egomaniac has even more ways to proclaim her omnipotence. Great. Just wonderul.

Alona: Anyways... hugs!! Only two peoples get hugs this chapter... 'cause only two peoples reviewed... Bakura, you hug Kyou Kara Rin. You two Ryou!

Ryou: Of course. *hugs Kyou Kara Rin*

Alona: Bakura... now...

Bakura: *grumbling something about stupid authoress'* *hugs Kyou Kara Rin*

Alona: Now then... Blue-Kool-Aid ... you didn't actually specify who you wanted to be hugged by... that, and I *really* don't like being glomped. *shudder* But it's okay, I guess.... And thanks for reffering to me by my first name, it gets really old when people just say "you"

Malik: I can imagine...

Alona: So... will there be a sequel? I don't know... I don't know...

Bakura: Yes there will be. She's been ranting out plans for it for ages, she's just too lazy to get her lazy behind into a chair and write it.

Alona: Okay, you got me, there will be a sequel, but no telling when. I have chronic laziness syndrome. (copyrighted to my friend sarah) But, I can give an incy preview for it...
First off, it won't be centered on Bakura and Malik, but they will be major plot devices. There will probably be a self-insert in it. If I can manage, it'll be a songfic to Creed's "My Sacrifice."

Malik: Ya know, you haven't told them what the pairing is yet.

Alona: Right. Two words. Ancient Egypt.

Bakura: May I point out that I was in ancient Egypt too?

Alona: Shut up. I have already said that it is not centered around you two, and it won't be completely set in ancient Egypt. Just bits and pieces. Come on, think of the song... would you?

Malik: Shut up already. *to audience* She's pairing rich boy and Pharaoh. Got it?

Alona: Hey!! *pouts*

Malik: *shrug* You had it coming.

Alona: Shut up. This is getting so old, we might as well dig a tomb for it. Anyways... this is a stupid little pointless side show... so... here's a commercial for a story about me and my OCs.
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Alona: *walks onto stage* Enjoy yaoi?

Bakura: *walks on stage grudgingly, script in hand* *reads from script* Sick humor?

Malik: *(same as Bakura)* And pointless cameos?

All: Then read the story "(mis)adventures of Alona and friends!"

Alona: Coming soon to the general fiction area of fictionpress.net!!

Bakura: Near you!!

Alona: Shut up!! *back to audience* I hope you enjoyed that little commercial. Please read it!! Onegai? S'il vous plais? *racks her mind of multi-lingualness to find another way to say please* *fails*

*screen fades to black*
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End.
-Alona