Romeo and Juliet: The Interference
BY THE CINNAMON CHAOS
aka. Jordan Terrafell
ACT ONE: SCENE 2. (A street in Verona)
(Enter Capulet and Paris)
Capulet: But Montague is bound as well as I. In penalty alike; and tis not hard, I think, For men as
old as we to keep the peace.
Paris: Okay I don't know what the hell you're talking about, can I just fuck your daughter Juliet?
Capulet: Oh OK. *winks*
(Enter Montague and Tifa)
Tifa: If you do not let me tie Romeo to my bed and use him as my pleasure toy for the rest of his life
then I will mutilate your fat ugly head and feed it to a pack of on-the-verge-of-prostitution
cockroaches who are very new in town.
Montague: This is an outrage! I will never let you have my son Romeo!
Tifa: I'll give you a doughnut!
Montague: YAY!!! *snatches doughnut* HE'S ALL YOURS!!!
Tifa: YAY!!! *discos*
(Capulet notices Montague, and Montague notices Capulet, and they stare at each other)
Paris: How.....
Tifa: .....odd
(Capulet and Montague walk past each other very VERY very VERY very slowly.)
Tifa: This is boring. *leaves*
(Exit Tifa)
(Suddenly a herd of fat women run down the street and tackle Paris. He is carried away by the
overweight sluts.)
(Exit Paris)
(Suddenly a big fat woman shaped like a giant basketball comes bouncing down the street)
Capulet and Montague: AHHHHH!!!! OH GODS!!!! *run away*
(Exit Capulet and Montague)
(Enter Romeo and Benvolio)
Romeo: *cackles* Oiy! I just love that fat woman!
Benvolio: Ya I know!
Romeo: She's so fat!!!
Benvolio: Ya I know!
Romeo: And Funny!!!
Benvolio: Ya I know!
Romeo: Shut the fuck up Benvolio.
Benvolio: Ya I know!
(Long pause)
Romeo: ...........................................
(Longer Pause)
Romeo: ......................................k
Servant: *runs in* There is a party at the house of Capulet! All Montagues are NOT invited!
Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!! *crashes into a stray cow and dies*
Romeo and Benvolio: ................................k
(Enter Yuffie)
Yuffie: Oh my God! It's my dear Cousin Romeo! Heya Romeo! *slaps Romeo on the ass* oo!
Tight! Yea yea yea! Guess who's back? Back again? Yuffie's back! Tell some men!
Woooooooooooooooooooo HOOOOOOO!!!! Heya Benny boi.... ya got any Materia on ya???
*winks* Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *flings herself into a wall*
Benvolio: Oh God smite us all!
God: ..............................k
(Benvolio gets hit by a bolt of lightning and dies)
Yuffie: Oh God that's such a cheap trick. *uses Pheonix Down on Benvolio*
(Benvolio comes back to life)
Benvolio: Hey that was pretty cool.
Yuffie: oh I know... *blushes* SUPERSTAR!!!!
Benvolio: .........................k
Romeo: Yuffie what the hell are you doing here?!?!?!?
Yuffie: BEATS THE HELL OUTTA ME!!!!!
Romeo: *skips around in circles and hums* YAY!!!
Yuffie: *skips around in circles and screams* YAY!!!
Benvolio: *skips around in circles and falls on his ass* ......oww........
Yuffie: Hey hey hey! Since we all Montagues, LETS GO TO THAT CAPULET PARTY THAT
WE AINT SPOSED TO GO TO!!!!! YAY!!!! IT'LL BE FUN!!!!!!! *grins*
Romeo: CHEERS!!!!
Yuffie: YAY!!!!
Benvolio: ......... Oww.........
(Exit Yuffie, Romeo, and Benvolio)
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Ok, I know that was like completely stupid, but oh well!
I HAD FUN!!!!!!!
BY THE CINNAMON CHAOS
aka. Jordan Terrafell
ACT ONE: SCENE 2. (A street in Verona)
(Enter Capulet and Paris)
Capulet: But Montague is bound as well as I. In penalty alike; and tis not hard, I think, For men as
old as we to keep the peace.
Paris: Okay I don't know what the hell you're talking about, can I just fuck your daughter Juliet?
Capulet: Oh OK. *winks*
(Enter Montague and Tifa)
Tifa: If you do not let me tie Romeo to my bed and use him as my pleasure toy for the rest of his life
then I will mutilate your fat ugly head and feed it to a pack of on-the-verge-of-prostitution
cockroaches who are very new in town.
Montague: This is an outrage! I will never let you have my son Romeo!
Tifa: I'll give you a doughnut!
Montague: YAY!!! *snatches doughnut* HE'S ALL YOURS!!!
Tifa: YAY!!! *discos*
(Capulet notices Montague, and Montague notices Capulet, and they stare at each other)
Paris: How.....
Tifa: .....odd
(Capulet and Montague walk past each other very VERY very VERY very slowly.)
Tifa: This is boring. *leaves*
(Exit Tifa)
(Suddenly a herd of fat women run down the street and tackle Paris. He is carried away by the
overweight sluts.)
(Exit Paris)
(Suddenly a big fat woman shaped like a giant basketball comes bouncing down the street)
Capulet and Montague: AHHHHH!!!! OH GODS!!!! *run away*
(Exit Capulet and Montague)
(Enter Romeo and Benvolio)
Romeo: *cackles* Oiy! I just love that fat woman!
Benvolio: Ya I know!
Romeo: She's so fat!!!
Benvolio: Ya I know!
Romeo: And Funny!!!
Benvolio: Ya I know!
Romeo: Shut the fuck up Benvolio.
Benvolio: Ya I know!
(Long pause)
Romeo: ...........................................
(Longer Pause)
Romeo: ......................................k
Servant: *runs in* There is a party at the house of Capulet! All Montagues are NOT invited!
Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!! *crashes into a stray cow and dies*
Romeo and Benvolio: ................................k
(Enter Yuffie)
Yuffie: Oh my God! It's my dear Cousin Romeo! Heya Romeo! *slaps Romeo on the ass* oo!
Tight! Yea yea yea! Guess who's back? Back again? Yuffie's back! Tell some men!
Woooooooooooooooooooo HOOOOOOO!!!! Heya Benny boi.... ya got any Materia on ya???
*winks* Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *flings herself into a wall*
Benvolio: Oh God smite us all!
God: ..............................k
(Benvolio gets hit by a bolt of lightning and dies)
Yuffie: Oh God that's such a cheap trick. *uses Pheonix Down on Benvolio*
(Benvolio comes back to life)
Benvolio: Hey that was pretty cool.
Yuffie: oh I know... *blushes* SUPERSTAR!!!!
Benvolio: .........................k
Romeo: Yuffie what the hell are you doing here?!?!?!?
Yuffie: BEATS THE HELL OUTTA ME!!!!!
Romeo: *skips around in circles and hums* YAY!!!
Yuffie: *skips around in circles and screams* YAY!!!
Benvolio: *skips around in circles and falls on his ass* ......oww........
Yuffie: Hey hey hey! Since we all Montagues, LETS GO TO THAT CAPULET PARTY THAT
WE AINT SPOSED TO GO TO!!!!! YAY!!!! IT'LL BE FUN!!!!!!! *grins*
Romeo: CHEERS!!!!
Yuffie: YAY!!!!
Benvolio: ......... Oww.........
(Exit Yuffie, Romeo, and Benvolio)
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Ok, I know that was like completely stupid, but oh well!
I HAD FUN!!!!!!!