Romeo and Juliet: The Interference
BY: THE CINNAMON CHAOS
aka. Jordan Terrafell
ACT ONE: Scene 3. (A room in Capulet's house)
(Enter Lady Capulet and Nurse)
Lady Capulet: Nurse! Where's my Bourbon!?!
(Nurse chucks a shot glass at Lady Capulet. Lady Capulet catches it in her mouth)
Lady Capulet: Mmm Mmm! Good shit!!!
Nurse: *sits on the floor* YAY!!!
Lady Capulet: Where is my daughter?
Nurse: ........................ *thinks* ............................ erm...... ah..... umm..... JULIET!!!!!
(Juliet enters the scene by tumbling down the stairs and smashing her head at the bottom floor)
Juliet: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! *BOOM!* ............................... oww
Nurse: hahahahaha! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
.Lady Capulet: *snorts*
Juliet: YOU BASTARDS!!!
Lady Capulet: Ah shaddap! I gotta question!
Nurse: *skips* YAY!!!
Juiliet: ...................... k
Lady Capulet: What stands your disposition to be married?
(Juliet slugs Lady Capulet)
Juliet: How the fuck dare you!!!! It is an honor I do not dream of.
Lady Capulet: .................. k
Nurse: I have a rooster!
(Nurse pulls out a rooster and throws it on the ground)
Juliet and Lady Capulet: ........................... k
Nurse: I am so happy! My dear Juliet shall find a man to be wed!
Juliet: Look lady, you've got some serious issues, along with some serious fat rolls. Go away.
Nurse: ............................. k
Lady Capulet: *hums*
Nurse: Go girl! Find happy days and happy nights!
(Exit Nurse)
Juliet: *lights a cigarrette and takes a puff* What the hell is up with that???
Lady Capulet: *snorts a handful of crack* Beats the hell outta me........
Juliet: *hums*
Lady Capulet: hahahaha! AHAHAHAHAHA! Ahem. Oh by the way, Count Paris wants your body.
Juliet: Sweet!
(Lady Capulet and Juliet both disco)
Lady Capulet: My lord is throwin a sweet ass party tonight! Lets check out the guys!
Juliet: Wee Hoo!
Lady Capulet: Well OK then. I must go get ready!
(Exit Lady Capulet)
Juliet: eeeeee Hee Hee Hee Hee! No one will ever suspect my true motives! NURSE!!!
(Enter Nurse)
Nurse: Yes m'lady?
Juliet: I DON'T KNOW
(Juliet walks over to her chemistry set and begins to mix deadly chemicals together.)
Juliet: Yay! This is fun! *mixes two VERY BAD bottles together*
(There is a big explosion. The Nurse is thrown into a wall. Fire engulfs Juliet's face.)
Nurse: DEAR GODS!
Juliet: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! This is fun! *skips around in circles and shakes her ass*
Nurse: I have a wagon wheel! *throws a wagon wheel on the ground*
(Juliet trips over the wagon wheel and smashes her face into the ground.)
Nurse: Yay!
Juliet: YAY!!!
Nurse: *hums*
Juliet: *gasps* It's time for the party! I gotta move my sweet ass!
(Juliet walks out of the room, and the Nurse rolls behind her.)
(Exit Juliet and Nurse)
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YAY!!! Im happy!
I finished Scene 3!
Woooooooooooooo HOOOO!
BY: THE CINNAMON CHAOS
aka. Jordan Terrafell
ACT ONE: Scene 3. (A room in Capulet's house)
(Enter Lady Capulet and Nurse)
Lady Capulet: Nurse! Where's my Bourbon!?!
(Nurse chucks a shot glass at Lady Capulet. Lady Capulet catches it in her mouth)
Lady Capulet: Mmm Mmm! Good shit!!!
Nurse: *sits on the floor* YAY!!!
Lady Capulet: Where is my daughter?
Nurse: ........................ *thinks* ............................ erm...... ah..... umm..... JULIET!!!!!
(Juliet enters the scene by tumbling down the stairs and smashing her head at the bottom floor)
Juliet: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! *BOOM!* ............................... oww
Nurse: hahahahaha! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
.Lady Capulet: *snorts*
Juliet: YOU BASTARDS!!!
Lady Capulet: Ah shaddap! I gotta question!
Nurse: *skips* YAY!!!
Juiliet: ...................... k
Lady Capulet: What stands your disposition to be married?
(Juliet slugs Lady Capulet)
Juliet: How the fuck dare you!!!! It is an honor I do not dream of.
Lady Capulet: .................. k
Nurse: I have a rooster!
(Nurse pulls out a rooster and throws it on the ground)
Juliet and Lady Capulet: ........................... k
Nurse: I am so happy! My dear Juliet shall find a man to be wed!
Juliet: Look lady, you've got some serious issues, along with some serious fat rolls. Go away.
Nurse: ............................. k
Lady Capulet: *hums*
Nurse: Go girl! Find happy days and happy nights!
(Exit Nurse)
Juliet: *lights a cigarrette and takes a puff* What the hell is up with that???
Lady Capulet: *snorts a handful of crack* Beats the hell outta me........
Juliet: *hums*
Lady Capulet: hahahaha! AHAHAHAHAHA! Ahem. Oh by the way, Count Paris wants your body.
Juliet: Sweet!
(Lady Capulet and Juliet both disco)
Lady Capulet: My lord is throwin a sweet ass party tonight! Lets check out the guys!
Juliet: Wee Hoo!
Lady Capulet: Well OK then. I must go get ready!
(Exit Lady Capulet)
Juliet: eeeeee Hee Hee Hee Hee! No one will ever suspect my true motives! NURSE!!!
(Enter Nurse)
Nurse: Yes m'lady?
Juliet: I DON'T KNOW
(Juliet walks over to her chemistry set and begins to mix deadly chemicals together.)
Juliet: Yay! This is fun! *mixes two VERY BAD bottles together*
(There is a big explosion. The Nurse is thrown into a wall. Fire engulfs Juliet's face.)
Nurse: DEAR GODS!
Juliet: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! This is fun! *skips around in circles and shakes her ass*
Nurse: I have a wagon wheel! *throws a wagon wheel on the ground*
(Juliet trips over the wagon wheel and smashes her face into the ground.)
Nurse: Yay!
Juliet: YAY!!!
Nurse: *hums*
Juliet: *gasps* It's time for the party! I gotta move my sweet ass!
(Juliet walks out of the room, and the Nurse rolls behind her.)
(Exit Juliet and Nurse)
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YAY!!! Im happy!
I finished Scene 3!
Woooooooooooooo HOOOO!