Romeo and Juliet: The Intereference

BY: THE CINNAMON CHAOS
aka. Jordan Terrafell

ACT ONE: Scene 4. (A street in Verona)

(Enter Romeo, Benvolio, Yuffie, and Mercutio. Everyone skips)

Yuffie: Tra la la

Mercutio: Blah blah blah

Romeo: Fa fa fa

Benvolio: *belches*

Everyone: *cheers*

Yuffie: *sings* O we're on our way to a party!

Other three: YAY!!

Yuffie: Things could get just a bit tarty!

Other three: YAY!!

Yuffie: I may just end up with a cute guy!

Other three: YAY!!

Yuffie: Using my teeth to unzip his fly!

Only Benvolio: YAY!!

(Everyone looks at Benvolio.)

Benvolio: What?!?!?

Yuffie: ..................... k

Romeo: Hey Mercutio who the hell are you anyways?

Mercutio: Beats the hell outta me!

Romeo: Kay.
Benvolio: So um......... why is it that we're coming here?

Romeo: There's this hot bitch named Rosaline. God do I wanna get down her pants. *humps the air*

Yuffie: Kinky! Can I watch?

Benvolio: Screw watching! Can I join?!

Mercutio: I want some good bisexual sex!

(Everyone puts their hands together like the Scooby Doo people)

Everyone: YAY!!!

Yuffie: *sigh* ah....... Sex is fun........

Romeo: *sighs* yeah.........

Mercutio: QUEEN MAB!!!!!! SHE RIDES ON A LOUSE AND IS MADE OF EGG NOG AND
EATS SOUR CUCUMBERS WHILE DANCING ON MY HEAD!!!!!!! WEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Romeo, Benvolio, and Yuffie: ................... k

(They arrive at the Capulet house, where the party is being held)

Yuffie: Come on you bitch's we're gonna be late!

(Exit Yuffie, Benvolio, and Mercutio.)

Romeo: No... I fear we are too early..... for something in the stars...... hath foreseen a dim..... Oh
what the hell.

(Exit Romeo)

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WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
I'm almost done with Act One! I'm so proud! I love myself! Weeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!