Disclaimer: It's in the first chapter. So leave me alone!
Announcer Man man man man man: (In cheezy blue felt suit with lacy things on sleeves. Like the thing Austin Powers wears. I don't own that either. . .) Emily stars as Evilee (pronounced-ee-vil-ee) . . .
Emily: *darts eyes craftily while writhing fingers* Heheh! My plan is perrrfect, yes, yes my precioussss. We will steal the keyblade from sexy Sephy. . . My precioussss. And then I'll tie up Sora, bind him and gag him and throw him on my bed. . . HEHEHEHE! (What are you perverts thinking you think I'd do that!) You know I'd do it too. Only with my precioussss (AKA Sephy-Poo-Kins!)
Kotk: Hey peeps what happening? Um okay apparently something and it can't be good. *sigh* My sister again. Curses! Oh well here's the next chapter for my readers, who are again humans but won't be for long if they don't shut up!
Kotk: Oh and P.S. I am not resonsible for what Emily writes.
Emily: Be QUIET! Whitless droids. I control the story now. Anything I say and do happens from now on. GOT IT!?
Readers: . . . .
Kotk: . . . .
Seph: . . . .
Sora: . . . .
Michel Jordan: . . . .
President Bush: . . .
Elton John: . . . .
Adam Sandler: _' . . . . Why is everyone so damn quiet?
Emily: Silence fool. You dare disturb my moment of GLORY! Uh wait a minute here . . . this ain't right! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GUYS COME FROM? Oh well it doesn't matter you can't interfere with my plan. *mwahahahahahahah* (aka l.e.)
Kotk: I still think this is kinda weird, so handle this with me. If you like it make me feel good with lots of reviews!
Emily: Reviews! Reviews! Crave reviews . . . must . . . have . . . reviews. *grabs reader and shakes him relentlessly*
Reader: Okay! Okay, I'll be a good boy and review.
Emily: . . . That's better. I'm watchin you--you better review. Yeah, and that means you smart @$$!
Seph and Sora: *drunk from having to like each other* Merry *hic* Christmas! *hug each other and wave*
Kotk: Okay, um that was a little freaky. They're kinda sexy when they're drunk though.
Readers: Yeah!
Emily: I though I'd told you all to be quiet! *tear* (blubbering) ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS TAKE OVER THIS STORY. . . . IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
Allen: Don't worry Emily! I still love. . . MY BELLY BUTTON!
Emily: *cries louder*
Grinch: Bleading hearts of the nation unite!
Allen: Go away no one likes you.
Grinch: Fine be that way. Max fetch me my cloak.
Kotk: Okay umm movin' on . . . I think there is a difference between readers and peeps. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The readers are people I make up. The peep are the good people that take the time out of their day to read my literally "gay" story. Thank you peeps! Okay enough with my mindless talk. On to my mindless story! Enjoy! I hope I fixed the mushed problem. When I do this ********** it means I'm changing POV's.
Emiy: Mindless Moi? Nah.
What will you do now?
Chapter Two
What Just Happened?
"What will you do now?" I whisper into his ear. What am I doing? I can't even control my emotions. I kick myself mentally. He is right here, helpless. I can't do this. I can't hurt him more mentally than physically. (If you know what I mean!~_~) I snap out of it and without a second thought teleport out of the arena and run away, leaving my little angel on the ground, dumfounded.
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I ask myself over and over again, what just happened? That man, at the point he could have killed me, or beat me in the match, ran away. I kept on thinking about it until Donald and Goofy came looking for me and found me still at the coliseum. They were both worried about me and offered to take me to my hotel room. I accepted the invitation and started to walk to the hotel. I felt much better by the time we got past the bar. My thoughts reflected back to the other night when I ran into that man. I was walking with my hands behind my head, staring up to look at the stars. Thinking about all the worlds out there and how I have only seen about ten of all those planets. When I ran into someone. I fell down, and then rubbed my head, and it winced at the pain. Then I looked up at the man, Sephiroth. He, also, was staring into space, and when he looked down he looked as if he was about to hit me. Instead he stretched his hand out to help me up. I found it very weird and never said a word to him. I just ran off like a ill- mannered child. I'm not a child anymore, I'm a teen. Teens don't act like that. I probably should say I'm sorry.
But where could he have gone? Maybe if I would just relax I will be able to think clearly. I'll get a drink, non-acholic of course. I yelled to Donald and Goofy to meet me later. I turn left and walk into the bar door, and to my surprise I see mostly everyone there is a child. I'm guessing at the age of eight or nine. What a place to leave small children in a world like this! I walk past them to the table where a few men are sitting. I ask Tifa for a glass of water, and started to pull munny out of my pockets. Before I could pay, a man stuck out his hand to give Tifa some of his munny for my drink. His face was blocked out by the shadows of the dark place, but I could tell who he was. Sephiroth.
"T-hanks." I said shyly. "You didn't have to do that though."
"I wanted to though." He said quietly. He gave me a smile. I looked away from him and blushed slightly. I turned my attention to Tifa, who was serving my drink.
"How come there are so many children here at the bar?" I asked.
" They can come here because I'll watch them. If anyone laid a finger on them, Sora, I'd punch them to next week." She said making a punching motion with her hand. I finished my drink and was about ready to go, until Tifa told me,
"Sora be careful. You're a cute guy, so you have to watch yourself out there okay?" I blushed, and said I would be extra careful. With that, I walked out of the bar and headed to the inn's lobby. **********
I watched my little friend walk out the door. I felt the sudden urge to go and follow him to make sure he would be okay walking back to the hotel. I got up out of my seat still watching him when I felt a hand pull my leather jacket. I turned around to find Tifa pulling at my coat for me to sit down again. She pulled the collar of my jacket forward so her face was inches from mine. She whispered so softly that the other people in the bar couldn't hear.
"Where are you going? You're going to go follow him aren't you? Listen buddy, I'm your friend, but I'm not going to let you go around chasing helpless children. If I find that you have been messing with him in anyway, I really will hurt you. I don't mean give you a few slaps on the face. I mean I will litterally beat the shit out of you until your practically dead!" (Go Tifa! Go Tifa! Go Tifa!) She let go of my jacket and left me alone. Even after threatening me I left the bar to follow Sora. When I got outside I started to walk to the inn, where Sora was going.
As I was walking past one of the alleyways to the inn, I started to hear noises. I turned my head to look down the alley and saw a group of people huddled in a circle. I started to walk down the alley, just in case. When I got closer it looked as though they were kicking something. I quickened my pace, until on of the people turned around.
"Shit! Someone's coming! Let's get out of here!" The men started to run, but instead of chasing them I went to see what they were circled around. From my distance it looked like a heap of something. As I got closer, I saw that it was a body, a child, in his teens. Fear struck me and I started to run as fast as I could. I knew who it was, but my mind couldn't bare the thought of it.
I dropped at the body that was face first on the ground. I slowly, slowly reached out and turned the body over.
"Sora. . ." I said in a hoarse whisper. It was him, beaten, bruised, and bloody all over. They didn't. They just took all his munny. He wasn't raped, just mugged. Good thing too. Blood dripped from his beautiful lips. I just couldn't stand him looking like this. I picked up the body with trembling hands and brought him close to my chest. I have to help him. Damn! Why didn't they build a potion shop? There should be some potions in my room. I hugged the boy close and started to run to the inn. I rushed past the doors, and right to the front desk.
"Jasmine! Give me the key! Hurry!" I yelled. No one could hear anyway.
"Why the rush, Sephy?" She eyed Sora suspiciously.
" He's hurt- If you give me the key and don't tell a soul, I'll. . . I'll give. . . you a. . . . kiss." Man, what I do for you Sora, if you only knew. I leaned over and gave her the smallest lightest kiss ever imaginable. She blushed so red I couldn't take it. I grabbed the key from her hand and shot up the stairs as fast as I could. I kicked down the door and gasped at the sight to behold. The room was completely bare. The curtains, the bed sheets, my pillows, the books owned by the hotel, my clothes, the chair cushions, my stock of potions, my comb, and even my toothbrush was gone. Damn girls! Why the fuck can't they leave me alone!
I laid my love on the now bare bed, and took off my jacket to wrap it around him. I gave him a small peck on the cheek. I set out to the bathroom and grabbed a cloth off the rack. I ran it under hot water and walked back to Sora. I hesitated, and then pulled off his shirt, shoes, and socks. I gazed at his half-naked body. Seeing it almost drove me crazy. I tried to shake that thought from my mind. I started to clean him, rubbing every inch of his bare skin. He moaned in his sleep when I rubbed his wounds, which made me go insane. When he was finally clean, I laid down next to him. I pulled him close, wrapped my arms around him, and crushed a passionate kiss on his lips.
"What will happen now?" I question myself, until I fall asleep next to him.
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Kotk: How did you like that chapter? Know what? Sephy kissed Sora TWO times! I think Sephy is still puking from that experience!
Seph: *still puking from that experience*
Kotk: If you don't like it flame it! 'Cause it counts as a review? I guess? Wah! I'm going to get nothing but flames!
Emily: Don't worry. I still love. . . candy!
Kotk: Are you on drugs?
Emily: Nooo . . . *starts burning readers* Now that's what I call flames! *laughs evilly and pulls out fire extinguisher* There, no more worries about flames!
Kotk: Uh, chocobo? Could you come here a second?
Chocobo: *wark*
Kotk: Giddy up! *rides away from crazy characters on chocobo* See you soon!
Emily: I want a chocobo, too! Oo-Oo! And I'll name it George! He'll be my best friend right Kotk? Kotk? Hello? Anybody there? Drat! They left me here all alone AGAIN! *grumbles profainly under breath and starts to follow chocobo tracks*
Announcer Man man man man man: (In cheezy blue felt suit with lacy things on sleeves. Like the thing Austin Powers wears. I don't own that either. . .) Emily stars as Evilee (pronounced-ee-vil-ee) . . .
Emily: *darts eyes craftily while writhing fingers* Heheh! My plan is perrrfect, yes, yes my precioussss. We will steal the keyblade from sexy Sephy. . . My precioussss. And then I'll tie up Sora, bind him and gag him and throw him on my bed. . . HEHEHEHE! (What are you perverts thinking you think I'd do that!) You know I'd do it too. Only with my precioussss (AKA Sephy-Poo-Kins!)
Kotk: Hey peeps what happening? Um okay apparently something and it can't be good. *sigh* My sister again. Curses! Oh well here's the next chapter for my readers, who are again humans but won't be for long if they don't shut up!
Kotk: Oh and P.S. I am not resonsible for what Emily writes.
Emily: Be QUIET! Whitless droids. I control the story now. Anything I say and do happens from now on. GOT IT!?
Readers: . . . .
Kotk: . . . .
Seph: . . . .
Sora: . . . .
Michel Jordan: . . . .
President Bush: . . .
Elton John: . . . .
Adam Sandler: _' . . . . Why is everyone so damn quiet?
Emily: Silence fool. You dare disturb my moment of GLORY! Uh wait a minute here . . . this ain't right! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GUYS COME FROM? Oh well it doesn't matter you can't interfere with my plan. *mwahahahahahahah* (aka l.e.)
Kotk: I still think this is kinda weird, so handle this with me. If you like it make me feel good with lots of reviews!
Emily: Reviews! Reviews! Crave reviews . . . must . . . have . . . reviews. *grabs reader and shakes him relentlessly*
Reader: Okay! Okay, I'll be a good boy and review.
Emily: . . . That's better. I'm watchin you--you better review. Yeah, and that means you smart @$$!
Seph and Sora: *drunk from having to like each other* Merry *hic* Christmas! *hug each other and wave*
Kotk: Okay, um that was a little freaky. They're kinda sexy when they're drunk though.
Readers: Yeah!
Emily: I though I'd told you all to be quiet! *tear* (blubbering) ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS TAKE OVER THIS STORY. . . . IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
Allen: Don't worry Emily! I still love. . . MY BELLY BUTTON!
Emily: *cries louder*
Grinch: Bleading hearts of the nation unite!
Allen: Go away no one likes you.
Grinch: Fine be that way. Max fetch me my cloak.
Kotk: Okay umm movin' on . . . I think there is a difference between readers and peeps. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The readers are people I make up. The peep are the good people that take the time out of their day to read my literally "gay" story. Thank you peeps! Okay enough with my mindless talk. On to my mindless story! Enjoy! I hope I fixed the mushed problem. When I do this ********** it means I'm changing POV's.
Emiy: Mindless Moi? Nah.
What will you do now?
Chapter Two
What Just Happened?
"What will you do now?" I whisper into his ear. What am I doing? I can't even control my emotions. I kick myself mentally. He is right here, helpless. I can't do this. I can't hurt him more mentally than physically. (If you know what I mean!~_~) I snap out of it and without a second thought teleport out of the arena and run away, leaving my little angel on the ground, dumfounded.
**********
I ask myself over and over again, what just happened? That man, at the point he could have killed me, or beat me in the match, ran away. I kept on thinking about it until Donald and Goofy came looking for me and found me still at the coliseum. They were both worried about me and offered to take me to my hotel room. I accepted the invitation and started to walk to the hotel. I felt much better by the time we got past the bar. My thoughts reflected back to the other night when I ran into that man. I was walking with my hands behind my head, staring up to look at the stars. Thinking about all the worlds out there and how I have only seen about ten of all those planets. When I ran into someone. I fell down, and then rubbed my head, and it winced at the pain. Then I looked up at the man, Sephiroth. He, also, was staring into space, and when he looked down he looked as if he was about to hit me. Instead he stretched his hand out to help me up. I found it very weird and never said a word to him. I just ran off like a ill- mannered child. I'm not a child anymore, I'm a teen. Teens don't act like that. I probably should say I'm sorry.
But where could he have gone? Maybe if I would just relax I will be able to think clearly. I'll get a drink, non-acholic of course. I yelled to Donald and Goofy to meet me later. I turn left and walk into the bar door, and to my surprise I see mostly everyone there is a child. I'm guessing at the age of eight or nine. What a place to leave small children in a world like this! I walk past them to the table where a few men are sitting. I ask Tifa for a glass of water, and started to pull munny out of my pockets. Before I could pay, a man stuck out his hand to give Tifa some of his munny for my drink. His face was blocked out by the shadows of the dark place, but I could tell who he was. Sephiroth.
"T-hanks." I said shyly. "You didn't have to do that though."
"I wanted to though." He said quietly. He gave me a smile. I looked away from him and blushed slightly. I turned my attention to Tifa, who was serving my drink.
"How come there are so many children here at the bar?" I asked.
" They can come here because I'll watch them. If anyone laid a finger on them, Sora, I'd punch them to next week." She said making a punching motion with her hand. I finished my drink and was about ready to go, until Tifa told me,
"Sora be careful. You're a cute guy, so you have to watch yourself out there okay?" I blushed, and said I would be extra careful. With that, I walked out of the bar and headed to the inn's lobby. **********
I watched my little friend walk out the door. I felt the sudden urge to go and follow him to make sure he would be okay walking back to the hotel. I got up out of my seat still watching him when I felt a hand pull my leather jacket. I turned around to find Tifa pulling at my coat for me to sit down again. She pulled the collar of my jacket forward so her face was inches from mine. She whispered so softly that the other people in the bar couldn't hear.
"Where are you going? You're going to go follow him aren't you? Listen buddy, I'm your friend, but I'm not going to let you go around chasing helpless children. If I find that you have been messing with him in anyway, I really will hurt you. I don't mean give you a few slaps on the face. I mean I will litterally beat the shit out of you until your practically dead!" (Go Tifa! Go Tifa! Go Tifa!) She let go of my jacket and left me alone. Even after threatening me I left the bar to follow Sora. When I got outside I started to walk to the inn, where Sora was going.
As I was walking past one of the alleyways to the inn, I started to hear noises. I turned my head to look down the alley and saw a group of people huddled in a circle. I started to walk down the alley, just in case. When I got closer it looked as though they were kicking something. I quickened my pace, until on of the people turned around.
"Shit! Someone's coming! Let's get out of here!" The men started to run, but instead of chasing them I went to see what they were circled around. From my distance it looked like a heap of something. As I got closer, I saw that it was a body, a child, in his teens. Fear struck me and I started to run as fast as I could. I knew who it was, but my mind couldn't bare the thought of it.
I dropped at the body that was face first on the ground. I slowly, slowly reached out and turned the body over.
"Sora. . ." I said in a hoarse whisper. It was him, beaten, bruised, and bloody all over. They didn't. They just took all his munny. He wasn't raped, just mugged. Good thing too. Blood dripped from his beautiful lips. I just couldn't stand him looking like this. I picked up the body with trembling hands and brought him close to my chest. I have to help him. Damn! Why didn't they build a potion shop? There should be some potions in my room. I hugged the boy close and started to run to the inn. I rushed past the doors, and right to the front desk.
"Jasmine! Give me the key! Hurry!" I yelled. No one could hear anyway.
"Why the rush, Sephy?" She eyed Sora suspiciously.
" He's hurt- If you give me the key and don't tell a soul, I'll. . . I'll give. . . you a. . . . kiss." Man, what I do for you Sora, if you only knew. I leaned over and gave her the smallest lightest kiss ever imaginable. She blushed so red I couldn't take it. I grabbed the key from her hand and shot up the stairs as fast as I could. I kicked down the door and gasped at the sight to behold. The room was completely bare. The curtains, the bed sheets, my pillows, the books owned by the hotel, my clothes, the chair cushions, my stock of potions, my comb, and even my toothbrush was gone. Damn girls! Why the fuck can't they leave me alone!
I laid my love on the now bare bed, and took off my jacket to wrap it around him. I gave him a small peck on the cheek. I set out to the bathroom and grabbed a cloth off the rack. I ran it under hot water and walked back to Sora. I hesitated, and then pulled off his shirt, shoes, and socks. I gazed at his half-naked body. Seeing it almost drove me crazy. I tried to shake that thought from my mind. I started to clean him, rubbing every inch of his bare skin. He moaned in his sleep when I rubbed his wounds, which made me go insane. When he was finally clean, I laid down next to him. I pulled him close, wrapped my arms around him, and crushed a passionate kiss on his lips.
"What will happen now?" I question myself, until I fall asleep next to him.
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Kotk: How did you like that chapter? Know what? Sephy kissed Sora TWO times! I think Sephy is still puking from that experience!
Seph: *still puking from that experience*
Kotk: If you don't like it flame it! 'Cause it counts as a review? I guess? Wah! I'm going to get nothing but flames!
Emily: Don't worry. I still love. . . candy!
Kotk: Are you on drugs?
Emily: Nooo . . . *starts burning readers* Now that's what I call flames! *laughs evilly and pulls out fire extinguisher* There, no more worries about flames!
Kotk: Uh, chocobo? Could you come here a second?
Chocobo: *wark*
Kotk: Giddy up! *rides away from crazy characters on chocobo* See you soon!
Emily: I want a chocobo, too! Oo-Oo! And I'll name it George! He'll be my best friend right Kotk? Kotk? Hello? Anybody there? Drat! They left me here all alone AGAIN! *grumbles profainly under breath and starts to follow chocobo tracks*