Thirteen
Unlucky Indeed
Chapter2: Pranks
Thirteen walked around the halls of the HQ trying his best to avoid any of the others. So many victims so many pranks yet to perform. He took a note of most the Autobots names and got ready to go on a pranking spree. He looked at his list and grinned his first victim was the Autobot 'Preceptor' oh this was going to be too easy he almost felt bad. Almost.
He skipped down the hall to Perceptor's working area and looked around the corner of the door. He had heard Preceptor was the kind of guy who wanted EVERY thing neat and tidy. He looked around the small room and saw a lot of files in order and neatly stacked documents in two boxes 'IN' and 'OUT'
"Mwahahahaha" Thirteen laughed and raised his arms in the air.
Spice and Bumblebug walked past and he soon stopped when they gave him odd looks.
"Cough. damn Cough." He pretended to cough but went back the evil laughing when they had gone.
He entered the room and went about gleefully mixing up the neat and tidy files mixing A's with F's and G's with X's. Putting OUT files into the IN files and re arranging the things on Preceptors desk. He sat on the chair and put his feet on the deck and smiled to himself.
"Damn I'm good! Well next victim.."
"Dum de dum" He hummed as he made his way to his next victim.
"Name.. Red Alert the paranoid heheh I swear their making my job SO much easier"
He saw Red Alert working on something at a desk quite happily tapping away at a computer taking no heed to what was around him. Thirteen hid behind a shelf and tried to bite back laughter. He made his voice go into a soft whisper.
"Red.. Red." He cooed.
Red Alert stopped what he was doing and looked behind him with a nervous look plastered on his face.
"A.Any one there?" The Autobot stuttered. "Watch out.. I'm gonna get you.. I'm gonna get you."
Red Alert jumped out his seat and pulled out a gun shaking a little.
"I knew this was going to happen! I was right!" He said looking around.
"I'm in the room.. I'm next to you, you just can't see me" Thirteen grinned and heard Red Alert whimper.
Thirteen jumped out of his hiding place and pulled a face while screaming 'GOT YAS!'
"Ack!" Red Alert fired his gun missing the jet totally and nailing the wall.
Thirteen raised an eyebrow and looked at the dent in the wall with smoke steaming from it. He put his hands on his hips and looked at the nervous bot.
"Damn I bet your glad I wasn't really out to get you!"
"YOU!" Red glared and aimed his gun at the prankster.
"Yes me! It was me!" He burst into laughter and left Red alert fuming with rage.
Thirteen yawned he had done A LOT of pranks in the space of a day he looked down at his list and laughed. He had nailed most the Autobots. He had picked up loads of human music over his com link during the day and was singing words to very few songs he had heard.
"Now for my last victims.. ah yes.. The couples.. " He put his hands together and made kissing noises.
"This beats annoying Yellow eye blinky any day!"
He walked down the halls and stopped in front of the lab he burst into laughter at the sight of the Dinobot trying to his best to mop the floor. He sighed and smiled as he continued down the hall and found another room. He looked in and saw Bumblebug and Wheeljack messing around with chemicals.
Bumblebug leaned on Wheeljack and sighed.
"Too. Much. Work.." She whined.
"Well I guess we COULD take a break" He thought and nodded.
"Good!" Bumblebug grinned and pulled him out the room by his arm.
Thirteen ducked out of sight and when the two were out of view he went in the room and looked over the chemicals. His optics lighted up when he saw what this place had to offer. He was NO stranger to dangerous chemicals.
"Ahh the memories" Thirteen mixed a few blues with reds and some purple with green. Yellows with blacks and then added it all to the beaker the two had been toying over before they left. "ONE drop of this and KABOOM! Mwahahahahaha"
He ran out the room and walked down the hall seeing the two return to their work station. Thirteen counted down the countdown he was used to for so many years of his young life.
"5..4.3.2.1."
KABOOM.
He grinned and turned around to see the two steaming from the smoke and grumbling about how they could have made such a mistake. They glanced along the hall and saw Thirteen laughing at them he winked and blew a kiss to Bumblebug and left them to glare at his back.
Bumblebug stomped down the hall after the immature jet fists clenched. She caught up with him and pushed him into the wall glaring at him.
"YOU did that didn't you?" She asked.
"You have NO proof" He grinned and pushed her away.
"Oh that's it! I'm gonna rig you so when you fly you crash!"
"Pff sure."
'Two death threats and over 12 pranks all in one day! What can I say? When you've got it you've have got it!'
As he was walking he noticed two shadows walking down the other hall and he heard voices.
"I REALLY don't trust him Jazz" Spice sighed as her and Jazz walked hand in hand.
"Some how I don't think he's gonna last here he'll step way out of line soon" Jazz replied frowning at the thought of the newbie.
Thirteen smirked evilly and began to plan another prank. He followed them till they left the ark and sat down outside and watched the stars talking to each other. A wince was clear from Thirteen he always got creeped out by romantic stuff.
He drummed his fingers on a rock trying to formulate a prank. 'Done.. done.. ye.no..done..hmmm' He soon brightened up when the thought came to him. 'Ah ha' He went back into the Ark and came back with two buckets of water and two buckets of green liquid he mixed the stuff together and laughed.
Jazz and Spice where leaning in for a kiss, Thirteen grimaced and dumped the buckets over the two. The water hit the two and they both yelped in surprise. The green liquid was semi- personate dye and the two ended up a shade of green. They looked up at Thirteen and both glared daggers.
"Aww sorry was I interrupting any thing?" He laughed.
"That's IT! YOUR GOING TO DIE!" Spice screamed and went to whack Thirteen.
He grinned and made a gesture to kiss his rear end before transforming into a jet and getting away from the raged femme not with out getting a blast to the wing by her weapon.
Later.
Thirteen was stood before Prime, the other Autobots had all placed complaints to him about the rebellious kid. Prime had no choice but to get rid of the young one. After much yelling Thirteen was yet again on his own. The Autobots had shown him the direction of the con base and literally kicked him out.
~~~~ MORE TO COME ~~~~~~
Chapter2: Pranks
Thirteen walked around the halls of the HQ trying his best to avoid any of the others. So many victims so many pranks yet to perform. He took a note of most the Autobots names and got ready to go on a pranking spree. He looked at his list and grinned his first victim was the Autobot 'Preceptor' oh this was going to be too easy he almost felt bad. Almost.
He skipped down the hall to Perceptor's working area and looked around the corner of the door. He had heard Preceptor was the kind of guy who wanted EVERY thing neat and tidy. He looked around the small room and saw a lot of files in order and neatly stacked documents in two boxes 'IN' and 'OUT'
"Mwahahahaha" Thirteen laughed and raised his arms in the air.
Spice and Bumblebug walked past and he soon stopped when they gave him odd looks.
"Cough. damn Cough." He pretended to cough but went back the evil laughing when they had gone.
He entered the room and went about gleefully mixing up the neat and tidy files mixing A's with F's and G's with X's. Putting OUT files into the IN files and re arranging the things on Preceptors desk. He sat on the chair and put his feet on the deck and smiled to himself.
"Damn I'm good! Well next victim.."
"Dum de dum" He hummed as he made his way to his next victim.
"Name.. Red Alert the paranoid heheh I swear their making my job SO much easier"
He saw Red Alert working on something at a desk quite happily tapping away at a computer taking no heed to what was around him. Thirteen hid behind a shelf and tried to bite back laughter. He made his voice go into a soft whisper.
"Red.. Red." He cooed.
Red Alert stopped what he was doing and looked behind him with a nervous look plastered on his face.
"A.Any one there?" The Autobot stuttered. "Watch out.. I'm gonna get you.. I'm gonna get you."
Red Alert jumped out his seat and pulled out a gun shaking a little.
"I knew this was going to happen! I was right!" He said looking around.
"I'm in the room.. I'm next to you, you just can't see me" Thirteen grinned and heard Red Alert whimper.
Thirteen jumped out of his hiding place and pulled a face while screaming 'GOT YAS!'
"Ack!" Red Alert fired his gun missing the jet totally and nailing the wall.
Thirteen raised an eyebrow and looked at the dent in the wall with smoke steaming from it. He put his hands on his hips and looked at the nervous bot.
"Damn I bet your glad I wasn't really out to get you!"
"YOU!" Red glared and aimed his gun at the prankster.
"Yes me! It was me!" He burst into laughter and left Red alert fuming with rage.
Thirteen yawned he had done A LOT of pranks in the space of a day he looked down at his list and laughed. He had nailed most the Autobots. He had picked up loads of human music over his com link during the day and was singing words to very few songs he had heard.
"Now for my last victims.. ah yes.. The couples.. " He put his hands together and made kissing noises.
"This beats annoying Yellow eye blinky any day!"
He walked down the halls and stopped in front of the lab he burst into laughter at the sight of the Dinobot trying to his best to mop the floor. He sighed and smiled as he continued down the hall and found another room. He looked in and saw Bumblebug and Wheeljack messing around with chemicals.
Bumblebug leaned on Wheeljack and sighed.
"Too. Much. Work.." She whined.
"Well I guess we COULD take a break" He thought and nodded.
"Good!" Bumblebug grinned and pulled him out the room by his arm.
Thirteen ducked out of sight and when the two were out of view he went in the room and looked over the chemicals. His optics lighted up when he saw what this place had to offer. He was NO stranger to dangerous chemicals.
"Ahh the memories" Thirteen mixed a few blues with reds and some purple with green. Yellows with blacks and then added it all to the beaker the two had been toying over before they left. "ONE drop of this and KABOOM! Mwahahahahaha"
He ran out the room and walked down the hall seeing the two return to their work station. Thirteen counted down the countdown he was used to for so many years of his young life.
"5..4.3.2.1."
KABOOM.
He grinned and turned around to see the two steaming from the smoke and grumbling about how they could have made such a mistake. They glanced along the hall and saw Thirteen laughing at them he winked and blew a kiss to Bumblebug and left them to glare at his back.
Bumblebug stomped down the hall after the immature jet fists clenched. She caught up with him and pushed him into the wall glaring at him.
"YOU did that didn't you?" She asked.
"You have NO proof" He grinned and pushed her away.
"Oh that's it! I'm gonna rig you so when you fly you crash!"
"Pff sure."
'Two death threats and over 12 pranks all in one day! What can I say? When you've got it you've have got it!'
As he was walking he noticed two shadows walking down the other hall and he heard voices.
"I REALLY don't trust him Jazz" Spice sighed as her and Jazz walked hand in hand.
"Some how I don't think he's gonna last here he'll step way out of line soon" Jazz replied frowning at the thought of the newbie.
Thirteen smirked evilly and began to plan another prank. He followed them till they left the ark and sat down outside and watched the stars talking to each other. A wince was clear from Thirteen he always got creeped out by romantic stuff.
He drummed his fingers on a rock trying to formulate a prank. 'Done.. done.. ye.no..done..hmmm' He soon brightened up when the thought came to him. 'Ah ha' He went back into the Ark and came back with two buckets of water and two buckets of green liquid he mixed the stuff together and laughed.
Jazz and Spice where leaning in for a kiss, Thirteen grimaced and dumped the buckets over the two. The water hit the two and they both yelped in surprise. The green liquid was semi- personate dye and the two ended up a shade of green. They looked up at Thirteen and both glared daggers.
"Aww sorry was I interrupting any thing?" He laughed.
"That's IT! YOUR GOING TO DIE!" Spice screamed and went to whack Thirteen.
He grinned and made a gesture to kiss his rear end before transforming into a jet and getting away from the raged femme not with out getting a blast to the wing by her weapon.
Later.
Thirteen was stood before Prime, the other Autobots had all placed complaints to him about the rebellious kid. Prime had no choice but to get rid of the young one. After much yelling Thirteen was yet again on his own. The Autobots had shown him the direction of the con base and literally kicked him out.
~~~~ MORE TO COME ~~~~~~