*****
First: * All right- here's a bonus chapter! Yay. I don't know what I'll call it. Maybe- BONUS CHAPTER! Yeah, that'll do. ^_~ *
Second: Disclaimer... I don't own Gundam Wing. =P Ha ha, you can't sue me!! *
Third: * My Ded's: Mich Maxwell, D.A., Nini, veronica, Blossy, miyu, shi-shi, Airurando, Seiji Takayama, Little-shinigami, Shining Emerald, Symee-Sama, Lorimlowe2, selene947, and Seak5! Yay! =D *
Fourth: * I figured we could all use a break from the dreary storyline, hai? *
Fifth: * Randomness. *
An Umi cardboard cut-out stands propped up with a small speech bubble attached. A similar cardboard cut-out of Fuu stands beside it. In badly acted-out voices, they speak...
Umi cut-out: "This chapter is the bomb, baby."
Fuu cut-out: "Boo-yah. I am very exc.... exci... What word is that?"
Umi cut-out: "I concur!"
Fuu cut-out: "And now for the special bonus chapter. Hooray."
~soulwithwings
*****
((Note, these are paragraphs taken from the other chapters [mostly] and messed around with. They are in no particular order and will most likely not make any sense. ^_^ Enjoy!))
Duo stood there, alone, after everybody had left. It got dark, and the stars shone more brightly than they ever had before. Duo felt a smile rise as he looked over at Hilde's grave stone.
"Thank god she's gone!"
***
Duo stood just before the top of the flight of stairs to his apartment, blocking the path down. Hilde stood in front of him.
"After you."
"Nah," Duo replied. "This is as far as I go."
"Yeah, but... That way I can't get around you, either." Duo paused momentarily.
"Oh yeah, that's right... Stairs go down, too..."
***
Hilde looked up to the figure beside her.
"Death...?"
'Yes?' He faced her.
"Why is it that human hearts are so fragile?"
'Hilde,' It paused, as though unsure.'It's because of some genetic mix-up.' ((See, Umi? I used it!! =D))
***
"The new world?" The figure did not respond. It only held out it's hand, long, thin and bony, for Hilde to take. She hesitated before grabbing it. It was clammy, like death itself. "Are you... Death?"
'Some call me that. Others the Grim Reaper, others still the Destroying Angel. Some even call me the Easter Bunny.' Hilde recoiled in terror.
"Oooh, spooky."
***
"Duo... I love you, Duo." The smile faded, their arms dropped. 'Say it Duo, say I love you back... Duo...' Hilde chided him on in her mind, hoping, wishing, wanting him to respond, somehow. He looked down. Duo shook his head. His words came out harshly, like nails on a chalkboard.
"I'm sorry Hilde," He said flatly, outwardly. "I'm sorry, I can't love you, you're just too damn ugly!"
***
"Hi,"
"Duo, hi..." Hilde interrupted, just wanting to get her point across, but he cut her off in turn.
"Hello?"
"Hi Duo, I though maybe we could just talk.."
"I'm sorry, I can't hear you, what?"
"I SAID HELLO!"
"I'm sorry, you'll have to leave a message." *BEEEEEEEEEEEP!* Hilde slammed down the phone.
***
"Give me the knife, Heero!" Duo reached for the knife, and Heero moved it away. Duo's hand grabbed empty space, pure air. Heero lay a hand on Duo's shoulder, as if in reassurance.
"No, I'm supposed to be the one who plunges the knife into your heart."
"Oh yeah... I forgot, sorry."
***
It was then that Hilde ran. She ran long and hard, harder than she could ever remember, even in a race. Her heart pounded inside her chest, and tears stung her cheeks. She didn't care where she was going, it didn't matter, so long as she got out of HERE. She would rather be anywhere than HERE. Especially if it were Disney Land. =D
***
Oriane: "I was thinking..."
Becky: "Oh yeah?"
Oriane: "Maybe we should... Um... Get... I don't know... Lives?" * A long pause ensues. *
Both: "Naaaah."
***
Duo sat back in his desk. This was the hardest test he had ever taken. It was in health class. He stared down at the page in contempt.
'What do you say to you girlfriend when she asks you: "Does this dress make me look fat?"'
***
All your Duo's are belong to us.
***
Becky: "I think Newfoundland should call itself NFL."
Oriane: "You're an idiot."
***
Oriane: "Where did Becky go?"
Shirin: "She did a handspring into the closet..." * She opens the door. *
Oriane: "What are you doing in there?"
Becky: "Um... I'm a coat?"
***
Hilde looked down at her watch. After all, a watch never lies... Unless it's broken.
***
Duo: "I may run, and I may hide, but I never lie!"
Umi: "Unless he has too, of course."
***
Gundam Wing Endless Waltz...
Walt: "Hi Walt!"
Walt: "Hi Walt!"
Walt: "Hey Walt!" ((Thnx to YTV.))
***
Gundam Wing, Gundam Breast, Gundam Chicken is THE BEST!
***
Hilde dialed Duo's number, and sighed inwardly as the machine picked up.
"Out of my mind, please leave a message." Hilde frowned slightly.
"That would explain a LOT."
***
'I have to find the quickest route to get to Hilde and save her from that guy who's punching her face in!' * He looks over to the stairs. *
Fuu: "Throwing yourself down a flight of stairs isn't going to help."
Duo: * He snaps his fingers. * "Damn!"
***
Duo: "ARGH! My glasses!"
Hilde: "What glasses?"
Duo: ^.^; "Hehe... The ones with a big pink nose and furry eyebrows."
***
Captain: "CORPORAL! GET IN THE AND TEACH YOUR CLASS!"
Corporal: "Yes, sir!"
* Ten minutes later. *
Corporal: "Now, if knowledge is power, and power corrupts, what do we want to do?"
Private Brown: "S- study h- hard and b- be evil!"
***
Fuu: * In a serious TV reporter voice. * "When it rains, it pours. When it rains golf balls, it hurts."
Umi: -__-;
***
Fuu: "Make that he has two and a half souls."
Umi: * Pauses. * "No, that sounds bad. Stick with the other one."
***
"So, you're the pilot." The Corporal grinned evilly towards Duo. He walked over to Hilde slowly, and as Duo moved for his knife- he watched in shock as the man pulled out a gun, pointing it towards her neck. Duo felt his heart quicken. "Ah, ah, ah... Let's not be so hasty. You make a move and the girl dies." Duo paused.
"...And your point is...?"
((END! Hope you enjoyed the filler. =P))
First: * All right- here's a bonus chapter! Yay. I don't know what I'll call it. Maybe- BONUS CHAPTER! Yeah, that'll do. ^_~ *
Second: Disclaimer... I don't own Gundam Wing. =P Ha ha, you can't sue me!! *
Third: * My Ded's: Mich Maxwell, D.A., Nini, veronica, Blossy, miyu, shi-shi, Airurando, Seiji Takayama, Little-shinigami, Shining Emerald, Symee-Sama, Lorimlowe2, selene947, and Seak5! Yay! =D *
Fourth: * I figured we could all use a break from the dreary storyline, hai? *
Fifth: * Randomness. *
An Umi cardboard cut-out stands propped up with a small speech bubble attached. A similar cardboard cut-out of Fuu stands beside it. In badly acted-out voices, they speak...
Umi cut-out: "This chapter is the bomb, baby."
Fuu cut-out: "Boo-yah. I am very exc.... exci... What word is that?"
Umi cut-out: "I concur!"
Fuu cut-out: "And now for the special bonus chapter. Hooray."
~soulwithwings
*****
((Note, these are paragraphs taken from the other chapters [mostly] and messed around with. They are in no particular order and will most likely not make any sense. ^_^ Enjoy!))
Duo stood there, alone, after everybody had left. It got dark, and the stars shone more brightly than they ever had before. Duo felt a smile rise as he looked over at Hilde's grave stone.
"Thank god she's gone!"
***
Duo stood just before the top of the flight of stairs to his apartment, blocking the path down. Hilde stood in front of him.
"After you."
"Nah," Duo replied. "This is as far as I go."
"Yeah, but... That way I can't get around you, either." Duo paused momentarily.
"Oh yeah, that's right... Stairs go down, too..."
***
Hilde looked up to the figure beside her.
"Death...?"
'Yes?' He faced her.
"Why is it that human hearts are so fragile?"
'Hilde,' It paused, as though unsure.'It's because of some genetic mix-up.' ((See, Umi? I used it!! =D))
***
"The new world?" The figure did not respond. It only held out it's hand, long, thin and bony, for Hilde to take. She hesitated before grabbing it. It was clammy, like death itself. "Are you... Death?"
'Some call me that. Others the Grim Reaper, others still the Destroying Angel. Some even call me the Easter Bunny.' Hilde recoiled in terror.
"Oooh, spooky."
***
"Duo... I love you, Duo." The smile faded, their arms dropped. 'Say it Duo, say I love you back... Duo...' Hilde chided him on in her mind, hoping, wishing, wanting him to respond, somehow. He looked down. Duo shook his head. His words came out harshly, like nails on a chalkboard.
"I'm sorry Hilde," He said flatly, outwardly. "I'm sorry, I can't love you, you're just too damn ugly!"
***
"Hi,"
"Duo, hi..." Hilde interrupted, just wanting to get her point across, but he cut her off in turn.
"Hello?"
"Hi Duo, I though maybe we could just talk.."
"I'm sorry, I can't hear you, what?"
"I SAID HELLO!"
"I'm sorry, you'll have to leave a message." *BEEEEEEEEEEEP!* Hilde slammed down the phone.
***
"Give me the knife, Heero!" Duo reached for the knife, and Heero moved it away. Duo's hand grabbed empty space, pure air. Heero lay a hand on Duo's shoulder, as if in reassurance.
"No, I'm supposed to be the one who plunges the knife into your heart."
"Oh yeah... I forgot, sorry."
***
It was then that Hilde ran. She ran long and hard, harder than she could ever remember, even in a race. Her heart pounded inside her chest, and tears stung her cheeks. She didn't care where she was going, it didn't matter, so long as she got out of HERE. She would rather be anywhere than HERE. Especially if it were Disney Land. =D
***
Oriane: "I was thinking..."
Becky: "Oh yeah?"
Oriane: "Maybe we should... Um... Get... I don't know... Lives?" * A long pause ensues. *
Both: "Naaaah."
***
Duo sat back in his desk. This was the hardest test he had ever taken. It was in health class. He stared down at the page in contempt.
'What do you say to you girlfriend when she asks you: "Does this dress make me look fat?"'
***
All your Duo's are belong to us.
***
Becky: "I think Newfoundland should call itself NFL."
Oriane: "You're an idiot."
***
Oriane: "Where did Becky go?"
Shirin: "She did a handspring into the closet..." * She opens the door. *
Oriane: "What are you doing in there?"
Becky: "Um... I'm a coat?"
***
Hilde looked down at her watch. After all, a watch never lies... Unless it's broken.
***
Duo: "I may run, and I may hide, but I never lie!"
Umi: "Unless he has too, of course."
***
Gundam Wing Endless Waltz...
Walt: "Hi Walt!"
Walt: "Hi Walt!"
Walt: "Hey Walt!" ((Thnx to YTV.))
***
Gundam Wing, Gundam Breast, Gundam Chicken is THE BEST!
***
Hilde dialed Duo's number, and sighed inwardly as the machine picked up.
"Out of my mind, please leave a message." Hilde frowned slightly.
"That would explain a LOT."
***
'I have to find the quickest route to get to Hilde and save her from that guy who's punching her face in!' * He looks over to the stairs. *
Fuu: "Throwing yourself down a flight of stairs isn't going to help."
Duo: * He snaps his fingers. * "Damn!"
***
Duo: "ARGH! My glasses!"
Hilde: "What glasses?"
Duo: ^.^; "Hehe... The ones with a big pink nose and furry eyebrows."
***
Captain: "CORPORAL! GET IN THE AND TEACH YOUR CLASS!"
Corporal: "Yes, sir!"
* Ten minutes later. *
Corporal: "Now, if knowledge is power, and power corrupts, what do we want to do?"
Private Brown: "S- study h- hard and b- be evil!"
***
Fuu: * In a serious TV reporter voice. * "When it rains, it pours. When it rains golf balls, it hurts."
Umi: -__-;
***
Fuu: "Make that he has two and a half souls."
Umi: * Pauses. * "No, that sounds bad. Stick with the other one."
***
"So, you're the pilot." The Corporal grinned evilly towards Duo. He walked over to Hilde slowly, and as Duo moved for his knife- he watched in shock as the man pulled out a gun, pointing it towards her neck. Duo felt his heart quicken. "Ah, ah, ah... Let's not be so hasty. You make a move and the girl dies." Duo paused.
"...And your point is...?"
((END! Hope you enjoyed the filler. =P))