Interview with a reaper
By Ranie
((Thanks VERY much for the reviews heres chap 2 I no own any one only Crash))
Chapter2: Evil
Hector looks left while Boskov looks right and vice versa. They are now on the strange chat shows stage. Hector frowns and looks around a little longer. Crash appears munching on popcorn.
Crash: ah so glad you could make it! When I rang up your receptionist said you'd be busy ruling the world.
Hector: Yes well I.. Over estimated my power.
Crash: Isn't dat always the way? So had any problems getting here?
Hector: oh no not at all! I did bump into a very angry reaper on the way past the coffee shop he was saying something about a naked fox..
Crash: *chuckles nervously and looks at the clock* Oh look at the time.. Lets start the questions..
Audience: *all asleep some blowing anime style snot bubbles*
Hector: awww the people are SO happy to see me!
Crash: that was SARCASM right?
Hector: Sarcasm?
Crash: *slaps his own forehead* never mind. so.. Any way first question.
Crash tips the remainder of his popcorn into his mouth and spits out the hard bits all over the cameraman. Cameraman squeals and bursts into tears running off stage leaving a half-drunk director to man the cam.
Hector: Are you sure your camera is ok?
Crash: *shakes head no* Yes.
Hector: Oh ok
Crash: ok question one, do you have a love interest?
Hector: Well it's hard when your just a brain attached to a bear you know *sniffles* I wish I could be with some one! Oh how I miss my body *bursts into tears*
Crash: *pulls out a Banjo and starts to play* heres the worlds dirtiest Banjo playing the worlds hilly billy-ist song JUST for you.
Hector: thank.. you
Boskov: grr arg er
Crash: translation.. I feel your pain
Hector: thank you Boskov
Crash: OKAY enough gay escapades please! Next question! When you take over the world what will be your first order?
Hector: That the bears in any wild life park may be free and get all the food they want!
Crash: You really don't have a life do you?
Hector: Yee... No
Crash: Just as I thought.
Audience: *some ones snot bubble pops and wakes every one up*
Crash: Question three why do you keep General Skarr around when you know he wants nothing more then to take control himself?
Hector: come again?
Crash: *puts towel over his legs* EXCUSE ME? Oh.. Um well Skarr doesn't like you..
Hector: HE DOESN'T? I never would have guessed. are you sure?
Crash: *slams head on the table* bring me the reaper back any day!
Hector: any way next question!
Crash: fine. Question four So I hear you have a son from the future any thoughts on that?
Hector: um I never got my mind around the thought of inter species mating.. Wouldn't the kid be Boskov's?
Crash: *eye twitches* ok enough information please!
Boskov: *grins*
Hector: Oh look at ze time! I have a meeting with Major Doctor Ghastly! See you some other time fox! Hector and Boskov walk though the wall and Crash sighs.
Crash: well! That's interview two! And this is your chance to vote for our next guest! Leave your vote in the review thank you and good night!
~~~MORE TO COME~~~
By Ranie
((Thanks VERY much for the reviews heres chap 2 I no own any one only Crash))
Chapter2: Evil
Hector looks left while Boskov looks right and vice versa. They are now on the strange chat shows stage. Hector frowns and looks around a little longer. Crash appears munching on popcorn.
Crash: ah so glad you could make it! When I rang up your receptionist said you'd be busy ruling the world.
Hector: Yes well I.. Over estimated my power.
Crash: Isn't dat always the way? So had any problems getting here?
Hector: oh no not at all! I did bump into a very angry reaper on the way past the coffee shop he was saying something about a naked fox..
Crash: *chuckles nervously and looks at the clock* Oh look at the time.. Lets start the questions..
Audience: *all asleep some blowing anime style snot bubbles*
Hector: awww the people are SO happy to see me!
Crash: that was SARCASM right?
Hector: Sarcasm?
Crash: *slaps his own forehead* never mind. so.. Any way first question.
Crash tips the remainder of his popcorn into his mouth and spits out the hard bits all over the cameraman. Cameraman squeals and bursts into tears running off stage leaving a half-drunk director to man the cam.
Hector: Are you sure your camera is ok?
Crash: *shakes head no* Yes.
Hector: Oh ok
Crash: ok question one, do you have a love interest?
Hector: Well it's hard when your just a brain attached to a bear you know *sniffles* I wish I could be with some one! Oh how I miss my body *bursts into tears*
Crash: *pulls out a Banjo and starts to play* heres the worlds dirtiest Banjo playing the worlds hilly billy-ist song JUST for you.
Hector: thank.. you
Boskov: grr arg er
Crash: translation.. I feel your pain
Hector: thank you Boskov
Crash: OKAY enough gay escapades please! Next question! When you take over the world what will be your first order?
Hector: That the bears in any wild life park may be free and get all the food they want!
Crash: You really don't have a life do you?
Hector: Yee... No
Crash: Just as I thought.
Audience: *some ones snot bubble pops and wakes every one up*
Crash: Question three why do you keep General Skarr around when you know he wants nothing more then to take control himself?
Hector: come again?
Crash: *puts towel over his legs* EXCUSE ME? Oh.. Um well Skarr doesn't like you..
Hector: HE DOESN'T? I never would have guessed. are you sure?
Crash: *slams head on the table* bring me the reaper back any day!
Hector: any way next question!
Crash: fine. Question four So I hear you have a son from the future any thoughts on that?
Hector: um I never got my mind around the thought of inter species mating.. Wouldn't the kid be Boskov's?
Crash: *eye twitches* ok enough information please!
Boskov: *grins*
Hector: Oh look at ze time! I have a meeting with Major Doctor Ghastly! See you some other time fox! Hector and Boskov walk though the wall and Crash sighs.
Crash: well! That's interview two! And this is your chance to vote for our next guest! Leave your vote in the review thank you and good night!
~~~MORE TO COME~~~