Interview with a reaper
By Ranie
((Thanks VERY much for the reviews heres chap 3 I no own any one only Crash))
Chapter2: Mandy
Mandy waves the green smoke away from her face and blinks at the sight of the stage and the fox sitting on a tacky chair. She frowns and crosses her arms over her chest as she walks towards one of the chairs and sits on it.
Crash: So glad you could make it!
Mandy: Do you think I came here of my own free will?
Crash: Um. yes sorry about the kidnapping you from your realm but I knew you wouldn't come *looks down in shame*
Mandy: yeah whatever just hurry up with this show so I can go
Crash: *whimpers and nods* Ok question one! Do you have a crush on Billy?
Mandy: Do you like being male?
Crash: er yes why?
Mandy: then shut up before I take that option away from you.
Crash: hehehe k. *crosses legs* next question. Why are you so miserable?
Mandy: Because I'm stuck here on this flee ridden stage with you that would make any normal person want to commit suicide deal with it.
Crash: *sniffles* your mean!
Mandy: *puts hand to ear* can you hear that?
Crash: no what is it?
Mandy: that's the sound of no one giving a shit.
Audience: *cheer for Mandy while chucking cans at Crash* WOOOOO!!
Mandy: At least your audience knows class when they see it unlike you, who wouldn't know class if it bit you on the nose.
Crash: NOT PICKING ON ME!! *Bursts into tears*
Mandy: you just can't HANDLE the truth! *Glares*
Audience member: hay this is turning into Jerry Springer!
Mandy: that berk ain't got nutting on me!
Crash: Any way next question. If you meet that goddess who tricked you again what would you do?
Mandy: you want the PG version or the non-edited one?
Crash: the PG please
Mandy: ah yes since your readers are SO young and sensitive.. Lets just say Grim's scythe will be getting a birthday..
Crash: Oh dear.. I REALLY need to read the back ground of the people I interview..
Mandy: just shut up and ask more questions.
Crash: *blinks* thought you hated questions?
Mandy: I do but this gives me a reason to insult you.
Crash: you need a reason?
Mandy: No I just said that to make you feel good about yourself.
Crash: *puffs himself up* There is nothing wrong with me!
Mandy: *pokes him making him deflate* you keep telling yourself that ignorance truly IS bliss.
Crash: *growls* any way. Question.. ah lost count.. Do you ever feel lonely?
Mandy: No
Crash: Not at all?
Mandy: does your head feel empty with out a brain? I thought so.
Crash: THAT'S IT YOU AND ME SISTER OUTSIDE NOW!!
Mandy: Pff you think you stand a chance?
Crash: No but I can dream can't I?
Mandy: whatever I'm going . *walks off stage and out the back doors*
Crash: I feel so. *cries* V..i..o..l..a..t..e..d! any way. that's all tonight! More next time and keep those votes coming in!
~~~MORE TO COME ~~~~~~
By Ranie
((Thanks VERY much for the reviews heres chap 3 I no own any one only Crash))
Chapter2: Mandy
Mandy waves the green smoke away from her face and blinks at the sight of the stage and the fox sitting on a tacky chair. She frowns and crosses her arms over her chest as she walks towards one of the chairs and sits on it.
Crash: So glad you could make it!
Mandy: Do you think I came here of my own free will?
Crash: Um. yes sorry about the kidnapping you from your realm but I knew you wouldn't come *looks down in shame*
Mandy: yeah whatever just hurry up with this show so I can go
Crash: *whimpers and nods* Ok question one! Do you have a crush on Billy?
Mandy: Do you like being male?
Crash: er yes why?
Mandy: then shut up before I take that option away from you.
Crash: hehehe k. *crosses legs* next question. Why are you so miserable?
Mandy: Because I'm stuck here on this flee ridden stage with you that would make any normal person want to commit suicide deal with it.
Crash: *sniffles* your mean!
Mandy: *puts hand to ear* can you hear that?
Crash: no what is it?
Mandy: that's the sound of no one giving a shit.
Audience: *cheer for Mandy while chucking cans at Crash* WOOOOO!!
Mandy: At least your audience knows class when they see it unlike you, who wouldn't know class if it bit you on the nose.
Crash: NOT PICKING ON ME!! *Bursts into tears*
Mandy: you just can't HANDLE the truth! *Glares*
Audience member: hay this is turning into Jerry Springer!
Mandy: that berk ain't got nutting on me!
Crash: Any way next question. If you meet that goddess who tricked you again what would you do?
Mandy: you want the PG version or the non-edited one?
Crash: the PG please
Mandy: ah yes since your readers are SO young and sensitive.. Lets just say Grim's scythe will be getting a birthday..
Crash: Oh dear.. I REALLY need to read the back ground of the people I interview..
Mandy: just shut up and ask more questions.
Crash: *blinks* thought you hated questions?
Mandy: I do but this gives me a reason to insult you.
Crash: you need a reason?
Mandy: No I just said that to make you feel good about yourself.
Crash: *puffs himself up* There is nothing wrong with me!
Mandy: *pokes him making him deflate* you keep telling yourself that ignorance truly IS bliss.
Crash: *growls* any way. Question.. ah lost count.. Do you ever feel lonely?
Mandy: No
Crash: Not at all?
Mandy: does your head feel empty with out a brain? I thought so.
Crash: THAT'S IT YOU AND ME SISTER OUTSIDE NOW!!
Mandy: Pff you think you stand a chance?
Crash: No but I can dream can't I?
Mandy: whatever I'm going . *walks off stage and out the back doors*
Crash: I feel so. *cries* V..i..o..l..a..t..e..d! any way. that's all tonight! More next time and keep those votes coming in!
~~~MORE TO COME ~~~~~~