Interview with a reaper
By Ranie
AN: ok I know I haven't done some in ages but I been busy getting fired from work experience lol what do they expect for FREE labour? Pfff and way thanks for the reviews every one here comes the next chap!
Chapter 4: Ghastly
Ghastly is sitting on one of the highly cheap tacky chairs looking around for any signs of intelligent life. Crash walks on stage grinning like a moron. I guess her search took her to the wrong place.
Crash: Ah hello!
Ghastly: Er Hi..
Crash: so you ready for your interview?
Ghastly: but you're a talking fox!
Crash: *frowns* this is coming from a lady who takes orders from a talking brain with EYES?
Ghastly: what's your point?
Crash: *raises eyebrow* oh nothing.. So you ready?
Ghastly: Sure!
Crash: Question 1. Do you have any feelings towards Hector?
Ghastly: Yeah.. I mean in the further we have a kid! He was such a cute little tyke!
Crash: But since Hector is only a brain and has no.. Well in fact to get a kid wouldn't you have had to 'do' it with Boskov? I mean.. Interspecies mating? And the kid would have come out with fur!
Ghastly: Well when you put something like that of course it sounds bad!
Audience member: *hurls into a bag*
Crash: Not that I'm saying interspecies mating is a bad thing *winks and grins*
Audience member 2: *takes off some one toupee and hurls into before putting it back on the guy's head*
Ghastly: I think I'll have to pass..
Crash: *grumble* fine. Question two! If you had the chance to get rid of Cod Commando how would you do it?
Ghastly: I'd beat him over the head like this *grabs Crash and smacks him over the head with a book* then I'd skin him like so *takes off Crash's blue fur to revel his heart covered shorts*
Audience: *notes down the steps*
Ghastly: Then I'd tie him to a spit and roast him over a fire a lot like this *ties Crash to a spit and puts him over fire and turns it around and around* and just to add more pain do this! *Covers Crash in salt*
Crash: *getting a tan*.. Ok.. Thank.. You..
Crash's tails get set on fire and he brakes free and runs back stage to sort out the fire while Ghastly sits there with a huge grin. Crash comes back with black tails witch soon goes back to blue.
Crash: Thank you for that most wonderful demo
Ghastly: It was a pleasure
Crash: yes. sure it was.. Ok Question 3 would you call yourself a 'mad' doctor?
Ghastly: *Does VERY evil laugher then stops and smiles* I wouldn't say 'mad' a tad bit deranged yes.
Crash: *hiding under chair* a TAD?
Ghastly: *nods*
Crash: Ok question 4 how do you feel about animal testing?
Ghastly: Funny you should say that.. *Holds up a huge net* I do need some more 'Volunteers' *evil grin*
Crash: *backs away* Oh really?
Ghastly: *Holding up sleeping dart* come on you know you want to!
Crash: ep Well folks that's all I have time for this week join me next time when I bring Billy to the show!! *Runs like mad* BYE!
Ghastly: *swings net* COME BACK HERE!
~~~~~ MORE TO COME ~~~~~
By Ranie
AN: ok I know I haven't done some in ages but I been busy getting fired from work experience lol what do they expect for FREE labour? Pfff and way thanks for the reviews every one here comes the next chap!
Chapter 4: Ghastly
Ghastly is sitting on one of the highly cheap tacky chairs looking around for any signs of intelligent life. Crash walks on stage grinning like a moron. I guess her search took her to the wrong place.
Crash: Ah hello!
Ghastly: Er Hi..
Crash: so you ready for your interview?
Ghastly: but you're a talking fox!
Crash: *frowns* this is coming from a lady who takes orders from a talking brain with EYES?
Ghastly: what's your point?
Crash: *raises eyebrow* oh nothing.. So you ready?
Ghastly: Sure!
Crash: Question 1. Do you have any feelings towards Hector?
Ghastly: Yeah.. I mean in the further we have a kid! He was such a cute little tyke!
Crash: But since Hector is only a brain and has no.. Well in fact to get a kid wouldn't you have had to 'do' it with Boskov? I mean.. Interspecies mating? And the kid would have come out with fur!
Ghastly: Well when you put something like that of course it sounds bad!
Audience member: *hurls into a bag*
Crash: Not that I'm saying interspecies mating is a bad thing *winks and grins*
Audience member 2: *takes off some one toupee and hurls into before putting it back on the guy's head*
Ghastly: I think I'll have to pass..
Crash: *grumble* fine. Question two! If you had the chance to get rid of Cod Commando how would you do it?
Ghastly: I'd beat him over the head like this *grabs Crash and smacks him over the head with a book* then I'd skin him like so *takes off Crash's blue fur to revel his heart covered shorts*
Audience: *notes down the steps*
Ghastly: Then I'd tie him to a spit and roast him over a fire a lot like this *ties Crash to a spit and puts him over fire and turns it around and around* and just to add more pain do this! *Covers Crash in salt*
Crash: *getting a tan*.. Ok.. Thank.. You..
Crash's tails get set on fire and he brakes free and runs back stage to sort out the fire while Ghastly sits there with a huge grin. Crash comes back with black tails witch soon goes back to blue.
Crash: Thank you for that most wonderful demo
Ghastly: It was a pleasure
Crash: yes. sure it was.. Ok Question 3 would you call yourself a 'mad' doctor?
Ghastly: *Does VERY evil laugher then stops and smiles* I wouldn't say 'mad' a tad bit deranged yes.
Crash: *hiding under chair* a TAD?
Ghastly: *nods*
Crash: Ok question 4 how do you feel about animal testing?
Ghastly: Funny you should say that.. *Holds up a huge net* I do need some more 'Volunteers' *evil grin*
Crash: *backs away* Oh really?
Ghastly: *Holding up sleeping dart* come on you know you want to!
Crash: ep Well folks that's all I have time for this week join me next time when I bring Billy to the show!! *Runs like mad* BYE!
Ghastly: *swings net* COME BACK HERE!
~~~~~ MORE TO COME ~~~~~