The Attack of Irony
+Scene opens when Sabin is standing there.+
Sabin: Geez, today is really boring. Why is the day so boring?
Celes: Sabin, you need to find something to do! Look at Gau, he's having fun!
Gau: Uaoooo! *swings on Cyan's arm*
Cyan: Get off me, Sir Gau! I need that arm to use my sword…
Sabin: It's not fair! Hey plot! I need some action! *kicks plot*
+All the sudden the plot breaks and irony starts to overflow into the plot+
Celes: Ack! Being overtaken…by…irony! *eats grass like a cow*
Cyan: Giddyup, horsey! *rides Celes like a horse, bit and all*
Gau: *reads book with intelligent glasses and a tuxedo*
Sabin: What the…no…not me too…nooo!!….*becomes shy and hides in corner*
+Everybody else enters the room+
Locke: *steals from the bank* Mwahahaha!
Setzer: *does a coin toss and drops it in the lake* Oh shoot. *jumps in lake to find coin*
Mog: Kupo.
+Everybody looks at Mog who is not being ironic.+
Mog: What? I don't like irony… *dances and falls on toosh* Oh poo, now I'm ironic.
Gau: *looks over* I say, it's obvious what happened.
Sabin: *shivers* I know, I broke it. *cries*
Gau: No, it wasn't you, moron. It was Kefka. He knocked a statue off the floating continent, causing a distortion in reality, a reverse polarity, if you will. It is causing us to act differently. Then again, kicking the plot didn't help.
Sabin: I didn't know… *cries like a baby*
Locke: Who cares! *knocks Terra over and steals her money*
Terra: Ow. Grrr… now I'm really mad!!
+Terra goes Super Esper mode and brutally massacres Locke+
Edgar: Ladies are scary…
Terra: *gives Edgar evil look*
Edgar: AHHHH!! *runs and hides under a rock*
Gau: Instead of squabbling, we should try to fix everything. Any ideas?
Shadow: Oh! Oh! Pick me! Pick me!
Gau: Sure.
Shadow: Maybe if we go get some super glue and glue the pot together and then get a cookie and then take the statue and put it back on the floating island place and then get another cookie then we beat up Kefka and then get more cookies and then when the statue is there and Kefka is dead and the pot is repaired and we have cookies and then everything should go back to normal so that we won't have to be ironic anymore because being ironic is very annoying and I usually like being stoic and out of the way except I can't because there is too much irony and so I have to be loud and obnoxious and talkative and stuff.
Gau: … Okay, you lost me, but I think I know what you mean. It sounds okay I guess except the cookies and maybe, well, it could be too difficult.
Celes: Moo.
Setzer: *still searching for coin in lake* It's here somewhere.
Mog: Hey guys, it's fixed.
Everybody except Mog because he just talked: ????
Mog: Yeah, I know, it wasn't very hard. I just used some duct tape and it turned up the statue flew back to the island and squashed Kefka. Things are normal again.
Setzer: *drowns*
Celes: Oh, so I can spit out this grass now? Good. *spits out grass*
Gau: *goes from tuxedo to loin cloth* Uaooo~!
Cyan: *sigh* I'm so glad he's back to normal.
Gau: Thou thou.
Locke: *dead because Terra attacked, remember?* …
+And because I'm bored I don't want to resolve everybody, so let's just say it's over here. And as you can tell I had a lot of free time to do this. Not to mention my friend nagged me to do this. Well, a little.+
THE END…whatever.
+Scene opens when Sabin is standing there.+
Sabin: Geez, today is really boring. Why is the day so boring?
Celes: Sabin, you need to find something to do! Look at Gau, he's having fun!
Gau: Uaoooo! *swings on Cyan's arm*
Cyan: Get off me, Sir Gau! I need that arm to use my sword…
Sabin: It's not fair! Hey plot! I need some action! *kicks plot*
+All the sudden the plot breaks and irony starts to overflow into the plot+
Celes: Ack! Being overtaken…by…irony! *eats grass like a cow*
Cyan: Giddyup, horsey! *rides Celes like a horse, bit and all*
Gau: *reads book with intelligent glasses and a tuxedo*
Sabin: What the…no…not me too…nooo!!….*becomes shy and hides in corner*
+Everybody else enters the room+
Locke: *steals from the bank* Mwahahaha!
Setzer: *does a coin toss and drops it in the lake* Oh shoot. *jumps in lake to find coin*
Mog: Kupo.
+Everybody looks at Mog who is not being ironic.+
Mog: What? I don't like irony… *dances and falls on toosh* Oh poo, now I'm ironic.
Gau: *looks over* I say, it's obvious what happened.
Sabin: *shivers* I know, I broke it. *cries*
Gau: No, it wasn't you, moron. It was Kefka. He knocked a statue off the floating continent, causing a distortion in reality, a reverse polarity, if you will. It is causing us to act differently. Then again, kicking the plot didn't help.
Sabin: I didn't know… *cries like a baby*
Locke: Who cares! *knocks Terra over and steals her money*
Terra: Ow. Grrr… now I'm really mad!!
+Terra goes Super Esper mode and brutally massacres Locke+
Edgar: Ladies are scary…
Terra: *gives Edgar evil look*
Edgar: AHHHH!! *runs and hides under a rock*
Gau: Instead of squabbling, we should try to fix everything. Any ideas?
Shadow: Oh! Oh! Pick me! Pick me!
Gau: Sure.
Shadow: Maybe if we go get some super glue and glue the pot together and then get a cookie and then take the statue and put it back on the floating island place and then get another cookie then we beat up Kefka and then get more cookies and then when the statue is there and Kefka is dead and the pot is repaired and we have cookies and then everything should go back to normal so that we won't have to be ironic anymore because being ironic is very annoying and I usually like being stoic and out of the way except I can't because there is too much irony and so I have to be loud and obnoxious and talkative and stuff.
Gau: … Okay, you lost me, but I think I know what you mean. It sounds okay I guess except the cookies and maybe, well, it could be too difficult.
Celes: Moo.
Setzer: *still searching for coin in lake* It's here somewhere.
Mog: Hey guys, it's fixed.
Everybody except Mog because he just talked: ????
Mog: Yeah, I know, it wasn't very hard. I just used some duct tape and it turned up the statue flew back to the island and squashed Kefka. Things are normal again.
Setzer: *drowns*
Celes: Oh, so I can spit out this grass now? Good. *spits out grass*
Gau: *goes from tuxedo to loin cloth* Uaooo~!
Cyan: *sigh* I'm so glad he's back to normal.
Gau: Thou thou.
Locke: *dead because Terra attacked, remember?* …
+And because I'm bored I don't want to resolve everybody, so let's just say it's over here. And as you can tell I had a lot of free time to do this. Not to mention my friend nagged me to do this. Well, a little.+
THE END…whatever.