AN: Hey!! Do you know how annoying long chapters are?!?! THEY SUCK!! And I had to come up with a new chapter!! And if the last one had typos, it's cause I was typing at 6 in the morning!! Sorriez!!
This is dedicated to Aalori!!! Your mum sucks!! And if you don't come to the party, I'm a KILL you!!!
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****************** Chapter2!!! ***************
"Draco?" I asked, shocked. This WAS a muggle club. He turned to me and smiled.
"I didn't know you came here," he simply stated.
"She does," Danielle put in. "We usually go clubbing on Fridays. And let me guess, you're Draco Malfoy?"
"Exactly," he stated, "You must've seen me in a magazine."
"No, my friend told me that you were the devil in disguise and that if she had the chance, she'd cut your dick off. So why don't we find a seat?" Draco just blinked at her like she was a cow with 3 heads.
"Okay," he said slowly, prob'ly thinking she was doing this to lure him to her friend.
We walked to the very back of the club. Danielle only had to talk to the guy for a second, and then he opened a door that said VIP. We walked to one of the many tables against the walls and watched the dancers in the booths. (AN: Like in "Hot in Heere!! I LUV U NELLY!!)
"So who are you?" Draco asked once we sat.
"Have you ever opened a magazine?" she asked. "Cause I'm in them all the time."
"You're a model?!?! You don't look like any of the one's I've met."
"Shagged you mean," I corrected him.
"I'm Danielle," she said, not wanting us to argue.
"Danielle Blu?!?! That writer?!?!" he asked, shocked.
"Yeah, but don't let that bother you."
"What are you doing here?" I asked, wanting to get this over with. There was this cute guy at the bar staring at me.
"I came to dance," he said, drinking his Bloody Mary. "Isn't that why you came?!?!"
"Well, you can go back to partying," I told him standing. "And I'll do the same." I was walking to the guy, when I felt someone's hand on my arm. I looked to see none other then Draco trying to stop me.
"Why don't we dance?" he asked wrapping his arms around my waist.
"Maybe later," I told him and walked towards the other guy just as "When I get you alone," started. His back was turned, but that didn't stop me.
"Wanna dance?" I asked him in his ear. He turned and I saw not the cute guy, but Harry Potter.
"Luv too Gin," he said, smiling. "But I'm trying to get that girl over there to notice me." I looked to where he was pointing and saw that he meant Zakiyyah, who was seated at the table behind the one I was at, drinking.
"That's my friend," I told him. "I'd introduce you, but she has a boyfriend." His face dropped at the word boyfriend and he took a long swig from his drink.
"Thanks anyway," he said. "So, I'm guessing Danielle's here? I wanna talk to her about her brother."
"She's somewhere." I started looking and I couldn't find her. "I guess she left."
"Well, I'll see you later." And with that, he disappeared into the crowd. I was about to go when I felt a hand on my waist. I looked at the owner and found Draco, once again.
"You can't get rid of me that easily," he told me.
"Go away," I screamed at him and tried to get his arm off of me, but he was much stronger and faster. One minute, he was next to me, and the next he was in front of me, holding me by the waist. There wasn't a way out, so I just glared at him.
"No escape," he told me and was leaning in to kiss me when I reacted. I brought my knee up and hit in right in the crotch! (AN: HA!!!) Then, when he bent down to hold his crotch, I pushed his head down and brought my knee up, breaking his nose.
"Bitch," he saw from his position on the ground. "I prob'ly can't have kids now."
"Then, I've done the world some good," I told him and walked over to Kia's table, watching her down a shot of tequila. I sat down and took the glass from her.
"You shouldn't be drinking," I told her. "What happened?"
"It's over," she told me. From her slurred speech I could tell she was drunk. "Me and Collin are over."
"Oliver," I corrected. Collin Harris was her ex and most of their fights were when she called Oliver Collin.
"We're over," she went on. "I told him to fuck off and go to hell. It's over." And with that said, she took another shot. Zakiyyah was a heavy drinker and could drink for hours. She'd drink it straight, saying that it was stronger and better that way.
"Kia," I told her. "Let's go now, okay? I'll get Danielle and we'll take you home."
"Whatever," she said taking another shot. I got up and started looking for Danielle. I found her grinding with some guy to "Hot in Heere." I told her about Kia and she left the guy standing there, shocked. She went to get Veronica while I got Kia to leave the table.
I struggled with her for about 15 minutes until Veronica showed up, as drunk as Kia with a hickey on her neck.
"'Ello," she said before she fell into a chair and started giggling. I inwardly groaned, knowing that I was the designated driver tonight. I was thinking of strangling them both and leaving when Danielle showed up.
She helped me drag them to the door and outside to the car. I got behind the wheel, while she shoved them in the car, not caring anymore. Once we were all in, I pulled off, the two in the back singing a song that went:
"This old man, he had one, he played knick-knack during my fun, with a knick-knack patty-whack, give a man a bone. That old man went smoking home. This old man, he had two, he played knick-knack with my poo, with a knick-knack patty-whack, give a man a bone. That old man went smoking home.
"This old man, he played three, he played knick-knack with my pee, with a knick-knack patty-whack, give a man a bone. That old man went smoking home. This old man, he played four, he played knick-knack during me score, with a knick-knack, patty-whack, give a man a bone. That old man went smoking home."
That went on, until Danielle popped in "The Eminem show" and turned to "Drips". She started singing and so did the two drunks.
"'When I dropped off my outfit, she knew I wanted to bone her. She foamin at the lips, the one between the hips. Pubic hairs lookin like some sour cream dip without the nacho, my dick hit the spot though. Pussy tighter than conditions of us black folks. We in the final stretch, the last part of sex. I bust a FAT-ASS nut. Then I woke up next like, what the fuck is goin on here? This bitch evaporated Pussy and all just picked up and vacated. Now I'm frustrated cause my dick was unprotected And Dr. Wesley, tellin me I really got that shit.'"
"' But what's she shovin me for? Doesn't she love me no more? Wasn't she huggin me four minutes ago at the door? Man, I'm this close to goin toe-to-toe with this whore. What would you do if she was tellin you she wants a divorce? She's havin another baby of the month, and it's yours. And you find out it isn't. Cause this bitch has been visitin someone else and suckin his dick and kissin you on the lips when you get back to Michigan, now the plot is thickenin worse. Cause you feel like you've been stickin your fuckin dick in a hearse. So you paranoid at every little cold that you get. Ever since they told you this shit, you've been holdin your dick. '"
"' That's why I ain't got no time for these games and stupid tricks or these bitches on my dick. That's how dudes be gettin sick. That's how dicks be gettin drips. Fallin victims to this shit from these bitches on our dicks. Fuckin chickens with no ribs. That's why I ain't got no time... '"
Once the song was over, she turned on the radio for the rest of the ride and sang any song that came on.
********************* Annoying car ride later *****************
We had got the two to our guest rooms and had a bucket next to their bed in case they got sick. I was about to go to bed when my curiosity got to me. I went into Danielle's second room where she was brushing a dog.
That was the most annoying thing about this house. Her dog. Her dog's name was Oreo and she was very beautiful. She was a Parti-Color cocker spaniel and was white with black spots. But she acted like a diva all the time. She was spoiled to death by Danielle and wouldn't listen to anyone else. She also had the problem of snapping at people.
The second she saw me, she started to growl. Danielle tapped her on her nuzzle and she quieted, but I could tell she wasn't happy to see me. I sat in the chair next to the bed and watched the dog, making sure she didn't try anything.
"It's okay," Danielle told me, still brushing. "Oreo's just a little crank today."
And every other day, I thought, but I didn't say it. "Where were you earlier?" I asked her instead.
"What do you mean?" was the answer I got.
"At the club. I left the table and next thing I know, you're gone."
"Well, I ran into my editor. We talked and had a drink. Then, I met Draco again. We talked and I gave him our number. Then-"
"YOU WHAT?" I screamed, shocked. This caused Oreo to start to growl and be shut up again.
"I gave him the number," she told me. "He said that he wanted to talk to you and settle things, so I gave him the number. What's wrong with that?"
"Lots of things! He kept bugging me and then he tried to kiss me!! He's a total prat!!"
"A cute prat! Look Ginger, you haven't dated in a while! It's a good opportunity! And look at it this way! He's rich, handsome, and quite a charmer when he wants to be! Hell, I'd just marry him to get a touch of that GOLD! Just give him a chance! For me!"
I sighed and looked at her, giving me puppy eyes. I broke down and gave in. "Okay," I muttered. "One chance, and if he screws up, it's over."
"Good," she said, brushing Oreo once again. "Because I told him to come over tomorrow at 6 to pick you up."
"WHAT?" I screamed for the second time.
"Hush," she said, looking at the sleeping dog in her lap. "Oreo's sleeping." And with that, she picked her curled up body up and put her in a bassinet.
"I don't give a damn about the bloody dog! You told him I'd see him?!?! TOMORROW!"
"Yes," she snapped, obviously tired. "Now if you can't shut that hole you call a mouth, leave because I want to get some sleep tonight."
And I left, remembering the many times she tried to set me on fire for ruining her sleep.
*************************** The next day **************************
I woke and, once again, there was music playing. Today it was "Heart breaker," by Mariah Carey. I groaned and went into the bathroom, wanting to drown out that VOICE. Once I had taken a long shower, I put on my favorite blue jean skirt and a black tube top.
I walked down stairs and saw Veronica, Kia, and Danielle at the kitchen. They had turned the music down in the room and all of them had a mug of tea or coffee in their hands. I grabbed a mug of coffee and sat with them.
"What're you guys doing?" I asked, taking a sip.
"Talking about our men problems," Kia said sadly. I could tell she was upset about the whole Oliver thing.
"As we all know," Veronica said, "I am single and loving it."
"I'm single now," Kia muttered. "So that means two available. What about you two?"
"I'm dating Malfoy," I told them. "Danielle is making me give him a chance."
"And I might not be single for long," Danielle announced. This caused everyone to look at her, shocked. She NEVER dated, except for her one night stands that she had every once in a while.
"Oh my god!" Veronica said, shocked. "He MUST be a looker."
"He is," Danielle confessed. "He's my editor. He is such a hunk. He has the most beautiful green eyes and the sexiest black hair. And since he's my editor, we have to be around each other a lot."
"I think you should go for it," Kia said, taking a sip of coffee. "If he's that good looking, I don't think you could hold yourself back. You'd probably jump his bones the first chance you got."
"That's not a bad idea," was all Danielle said before spacing out. This caused Kia to smack her on the back of the head.
"Take it slow," I told her. "You have to think of your reputation. And if you rush things, it'll only make everything complicated."
"I say just screw his ass," Veronica put in after drinking her tea. "If he wants to date after, then date. And you're gonna screw him anyway."
"Thanks guys," Danielle said. "But I think-" and she was cut off by her ringing phone. "Hold on."
"Hello," she answered. I could hear a deep voice on the other line.
"I'm getting ideas as we speak," she told the other person, obviously her editor. Finding this out, Veronica grabbed the phone.
"Hello Mr. Sexy," she purred into the phone. Danielle was trying to get the phone, but Kia was holding her back, grinning.
"I just wanted to know," she went on, as if her life wasn't in danger. "How big is your dick?" This caused Danielle to start screaming and got a pancake shoved into her mouth.
"How big do I want it to be?" Veronica asked the person on the other line. "You're a freaky little bugger, aren't you?" And she handed the phone back to Danielle, who glared bloody murder at her.
"Excuse my friend," Danielle told him, walking out the room. "She's a little crazy."
We sat there, eating and drinking when Veronica said, "I like him. He seems very nice."
"That's just because he was flirting with you," Kia told her, taking a bite out of a bagel. (AN: I luve bagels!! Especially when you put spaghetti sauce on it and CHEESE!)
"And if you touch him," Danielle said, coming back into the room, "I'll kill you."
"I don't need to," Veronica said, eating a doughnut. "If and when Ginger breaks it off with Draco, I'll take him."
"Against the rules," Kia told her. "In the girlfriend code, it clearly states, don't take your girl's man. Unless you want her to kick your ass, then take him."
"Fine," Veronica said, turning up the stereo. "I won't take him."
She blasted "Walk this way". Her and Danielle started singing into their spoons, dancing together.
"' Backstroke lover always hidin' 'neath the covers, 'til I talked to your daddy he say. He said you ain't seen nothin' 'til you're down on a muffin, then you're sure to be a changin' your way. I met a cheerleader was a real young bleeder, oh the times I could reminisce. 'Cause the best things of lovin' with her sister, and her cousin, only started with a little kiss. A like this '" They pretend to kiss while I just rolled my eyes. They could be idiots sometimes.
"' Schoolgirl sweetie with a classy kinda sassy, little skirt's climbin' way up the knee. There was three young ladies in the school gym locker, when I noticed they was lookin' at me. I was a high school loser never made it with a lady, 'til the boys told me somethin' I missed. Then my next door neighbor with a daughter had a favor, so I gave her just a little kiss. A like this.'" They did another fake kiss and kept dancing.
"' With your kitty in the middle of the swing like you didn't care. So I took a big chance at the high school dance, with a missy who was ready to play. Wasn't me she was foolin' 'cause she knew what she was doin', when she told me how to walk this way.'"
They would've kept singing, but Kia threw her slipper at them.
"SHUT UP," she screamed, causing them to turn down the music. "We have to help Ginger get ready for her date."
"What?" I asked nearly choking on my coffee. "It's 8 hours away!"
"Good," Veronica said. "That's just enough time!"
Then, they grabbed me just before I could escape and dragged me up the stairs.
********************************* 8 hours later ****************************
My skin felt like it was on FIRE! Veronica had insisted that I wax my legs, so I gave in. Then, she waxed my legs, arms, and a place I'd rather not mention. Then, Kia said that I need my hair straightened, so she decided to wash it, hitting me every so often for moving, while Danielle picked out my outfit.
Then, they did my nails, styled my hair, and soothed my skin so it would stop burning badly. They also did my make-up. Then, I had to squeeze into a strapless tight fitting dress that Danielle picked out. It showed every curve in my body, and made my chest look bigger, but it was too tight on my stomach. I had to breathe out my out of my chest just to get some air.
"Perfect," Veronica said, sucking on a watermelon blow pop. (AN: LUV THOSE!!!!)
Then, the door bell rang and veronica and Danielle raced down the stairs, wanting to answer the door. I looked at Kia and we both walked down the stairs, not wanting to scare Draco. But, it was too late.
"Can I call you Drake?" Veronica asked as he stood in the door way.
"No," he told her. He looked very nice. He was wearing a tight black short sleeved shirt and black dress pants. I could see behind him a black Lexus, which was obviously his car.
"What about Mr. Sexy?" she asked, moving closer to him.
"Maybe," he said, grinning at her.
"What about Dragon?" I asked, stepping in front of Veronica and Danielle.
He took one look at me, and I swear his jaw dropped! I smiled and closed it with my index finger.
"Don't drool," I told him. "You might mess up your shirt.
Getting a hold of himself, he said, "Shell we go?"
And with that, we left, where we were going, I had no clue.
*************************** Quiet car ride later ******************
Now I knew where we were. It was Lisa's, Ron's favorite Italian restaurant. I just hoped he didn't show up. Draco had a table reserved for us in the back of the blood red room. That was the color of everything in the room. Red.
That's because Lisa's is best known for its wines. Which is why Ron obviously loves this place. We sat at a table for two and read our menus.
"Do you want any wine?" Draco asked, picking up the wine list.
"Are you trying to get me drunk Malfoy?" I asked.
He smiled and told me, "Maybe."
I told him to get red wine and looked back at my menu.
************************ Dinner, a car ride, and TOO many drinks later ****************
I giggled as Draco and I staggered to the door. Why we had drunk so much, I'd never know, but at the time, it made sense. I pulled out my keys and sushed him.
"Danielle's sleeping," I whispered. I opened the door and someone was standing there, but it wasn't Danielle. It was……………………
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