Neko: I am not good with humor, but I do hope this is funny. You know how your parents got all nervous when they had "The Talk" with you? Well just wait until Kagome had to do just that!
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha cries... Oh well, I'll just buy the DVDs and bring them home with me! And maybe a plushie Inu-chan.
Shippo walked up to Kagome and sat on her lap. He looked at her for a moment before asking, "Kagome? How are babies created?"
Kagome blanked. Miroku, who was about to grab Sango's butt (again), froze. Inuyasha choked on his ramen, and Sango's eyes widened. Kaede looked passive as usual.
"Uh… Well… why don't you have Miroku and Inuyasha tell you?" Kagome said, handing the kitsune off to Inuyasha and ran for the well. Sango made an excuse and left, while Kaede just left. Inuyasha looked at the kitsune in his arms. He blinked a few times, then tried to explain as best he could with his limited knowledge.
"Why do ya want to know that for Shippo? I mean you are just a baby, so you don't need to know for a while… uh? Miroku, why don't you explain it to him?"
Miroku took the kitsune in his arms and then sat him across for himself. Miroku needed to go about this the correct way as not to corrupt the child. "Well Shippo babies are created when a male and female of adult age come to an agreement to have... Uh? Inuyasha, why don't you explain that part to him," he said sweatdropping. Inuyasha looked at the kitsune and sighed.
"They have... have... do I have to say it, it's so embarrassing!" He complained. Shippo looked at the both of them.
"They have what?" He asked in his child like voice. Inuyasha and Miroku sweatdropped.
"Uh... well..."
"Just say it! Miroku just say it!" Inuyasha yelled.
"Why don't you?" Miroku yelled at him. They then ensued in a yelling match. Shippo sighed, walked out the door and found Kaede.
"Kaede-sama?"
"Hai?"
"Can you tell me where babies come from?"
"They come from their mothers. Their mother's birth them," Kaede said.
"I know that, but how do they get there?" Shippo said.
"Well they..." she started, blushing," they..."
"Shippo! Where did you go!" Inuyasha yelled. Shippo sighed and went back into the hut.
"Okay Shippo this is how it goes, a man and a woman share an agreement to have.." Miroku started.
"SEX!" Kagome yelled walking in, "Shippo, a man and a woman have sex to create babies."
"Oh... well you could have just said so.." he said before going out side to chase butterflies.
Everyone did an anime fall in exhaustion.
Neko: I hope you liked it! NOW R&R! Or I have Inuyasha come and kick your a!