AN: ( sticks out her tongue and makes a mean face) mean people I still don't have a lot of reviews. If you like pop music ( or more specifically the stars I suggest that you skip this chapter. Or better yet stop reading the story all together.
It has come to my attention that I have forgotten the disclaimer so here it goes:
Disclaimer: each and every person tells me I don't own DBZ. ( holds hands over ears) " La la la. Not listening."
The music at the club was blaring. Bulma was sitting alone and was stone drunk. A guy who she vaguely remembered walked up to her and pulled her closer to him. ' Mmmmm. He has a nice body Mmmmmmmmmmmm.' She thought while snuggling closer to him. In no time at all Bulma was asleep in Vegeta's arms.
Vegeta got up, holding Bulma in his arms and started to walk out of the club when he " decided" ( he's drunk, remember?) To have some fun. He took of into the night sky and landed in a big city. A blonde ( Sorry, one of my best friends is a blonde. But I can't resist a chance to crack a dumb blonde joke.) Girl was walking along the sidewalk with a few ( ok understatement), a lot of guys following her and carrying a bunch of shopping bags.
" Woman." ( how is he able to talk like he is not drunk when he can't even recognize someone? I dunno.)
" Huh?"
" Yeah, you Woman. Where is the fanciest hotel in this pathetic town?"
" Ummmmmmmmm."
One of the many guys intervened. " That would be the castle plaza and it is just around the corner." The guy ( whose name was Tod) pointeed to the nearest corner.
" Humph."
" Well at least you could say thank you ."Tod yelled in outrage as Vegeta blasted off into the sky.
Vegeta disintegrated him.
The hotel was really a palace. It had gold chandeliers with candles that looked like they had never been used. The carpeting was a red velvet an the walls were maroon.
Vegeta went up to the desk. " Give me the grandest room you have." Vegeta said in a voice so menacing that you would have to be insane not to listen to him.
" Yes sir." the person st the desk surveyed Bulma suspiciously.
The person at the desk handed Vegeta the keys.
Vegeta walked up to the Elevator and waited for it to come down.
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