Summary: Just a short-little something I thought I'd post today, Scully's
birthday!
Category: Useless.
Author's Note: Enjoy! Please review!
Disclaimer: Not mine, ain't mine, not mine, ain't mine. Of course, if Mr. Carter wants to give me a gift...he could always...you know, hand over the copyright.
Scully frowned. Mulder called her over to his apartment last minute on a Sunday night, HER BIRTHDAY!!!!, blind-folded her when he answered the door, and was shoving her towards..well..she couldn't be sure...I mean, she was ONLY familiar with one room in his house, the living room.
"Mulder..Mulder! Where- Where are you taking me?-OWW!!!!" Scully screamed as she banged her knee on what was presumably the coffee table.
Mulder removed the blind-fold, and she stared wide-eyed.
"SURPRISE!"
Yeah, she thought it was suspicious that this year she only received a quicky call from her mother on her birthday. Usually they had dinner, but, still!, she didn't expect THIS!
"What? When-I-OH my!"
Before her stood her mother, her two brothers, Agent Reyes, Agent Dogget, Langly, Byers, Frohike, Skinner, Kerch (which Mulder later explained was only invited through courtesy) Federico and Garaguso.
Greetings were exchanged, and she happily thanked everyone from the bottom of her heart. She looked at Mulder's apartment with new eyes----Literally! He decorated! I mean, there was crepe paper streamers streaming across the ceiling, multi-colored balloons hung from corners, he COOKED, and his fish were wearing party hats! (Well, actually, if you want to be technical about it, he just taped party-hat images to the inside of the tank. But when the fish passed a certain way, it looked as if they were wearing them.) But the big surprise was something totally unexpected----Mulder..you won't believe this...HE VACUMED...VOLUNTARILY!!!!!
Suddenly everyone was ushered in for cake. Scully was blindfolded again as the cake was brought out, and when she finally was allowed to see it, it read, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DANA SCULLY!!" in her mothers very precise handwriting. A terrible rendition of Happy Birthday was sung on totally different keys, and she blew out the candles.
"Are you 1? Are you 2? Are you 3? Are you 4?........"
"That's far enough, Mulder." Scully said, shoving a plate with cake into his hand, hoping to shut him up.
Cake eaten, the group proceeded to give Scully her gifts. She received an interesting array of gifts. Frohike gave her a dozen roses, for obvious reasons. Langly arranged for a hypnotist to fix Mulder's labanza. Unfortunatly, it was of no help. But, Scully was very greatfull anyway.
Party games were even arranged! There was a party game from each person. Mulder came up with Pin The Devil Horns On The Smoking Man. Langly insisted on "Name That Ramones Song!"
Late that night, after another round of cake, the guests left, and Scully drove home. Frankly, this very unconventional Scully-family-birthday- celebration was perhaps one of the most fun Birthday-celebrations she'd had.
Category: Useless.
Author's Note: Enjoy! Please review!
Disclaimer: Not mine, ain't mine, not mine, ain't mine. Of course, if Mr. Carter wants to give me a gift...he could always...you know, hand over the copyright.
Scully frowned. Mulder called her over to his apartment last minute on a Sunday night, HER BIRTHDAY!!!!, blind-folded her when he answered the door, and was shoving her towards..well..she couldn't be sure...I mean, she was ONLY familiar with one room in his house, the living room.
"Mulder..Mulder! Where- Where are you taking me?-OWW!!!!" Scully screamed as she banged her knee on what was presumably the coffee table.
Mulder removed the blind-fold, and she stared wide-eyed.
"SURPRISE!"
Yeah, she thought it was suspicious that this year she only received a quicky call from her mother on her birthday. Usually they had dinner, but, still!, she didn't expect THIS!
"What? When-I-OH my!"
Before her stood her mother, her two brothers, Agent Reyes, Agent Dogget, Langly, Byers, Frohike, Skinner, Kerch (which Mulder later explained was only invited through courtesy) Federico and Garaguso.
Greetings were exchanged, and she happily thanked everyone from the bottom of her heart. She looked at Mulder's apartment with new eyes----Literally! He decorated! I mean, there was crepe paper streamers streaming across the ceiling, multi-colored balloons hung from corners, he COOKED, and his fish were wearing party hats! (Well, actually, if you want to be technical about it, he just taped party-hat images to the inside of the tank. But when the fish passed a certain way, it looked as if they were wearing them.) But the big surprise was something totally unexpected----Mulder..you won't believe this...HE VACUMED...VOLUNTARILY!!!!!
Suddenly everyone was ushered in for cake. Scully was blindfolded again as the cake was brought out, and when she finally was allowed to see it, it read, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DANA SCULLY!!" in her mothers very precise handwriting. A terrible rendition of Happy Birthday was sung on totally different keys, and she blew out the candles.
"Are you 1? Are you 2? Are you 3? Are you 4?........"
"That's far enough, Mulder." Scully said, shoving a plate with cake into his hand, hoping to shut him up.
Cake eaten, the group proceeded to give Scully her gifts. She received an interesting array of gifts. Frohike gave her a dozen roses, for obvious reasons. Langly arranged for a hypnotist to fix Mulder's labanza. Unfortunatly, it was of no help. But, Scully was very greatfull anyway.
Party games were even arranged! There was a party game from each person. Mulder came up with Pin The Devil Horns On The Smoking Man. Langly insisted on "Name That Ramones Song!"
Late that night, after another round of cake, the guests left, and Scully drove home. Frankly, this very unconventional Scully-family-birthday- celebration was perhaps one of the most fun Birthday-celebrations she'd had.