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By the way, because Chaney said so, Dende-Lily's real name is Dende-Lion. He just decided to get in touch with his Namek roots, and with their whole agricultural history, he decided to re-name himself after his favorite flower. After all the legal proceedings and hassle, Dende-Lily belatedly realized that his old name could be cleverly made into a pun of "Dandelion", unfortunately his lawyers had gone through such an ordeal to get his name changed in the first place, they told him that he was stuck with Dende-Lily. The poor Namek princess fell into a depression for a while, but the he realized that he liked lilies more than dandelions anyway, and that Aqua was really too stupid to get the whole Tiger-Lily, Dende-Lion joke by the first try and had to think about it for a minute. So that's why his name is now Dende-Lily.
Okay, after that whole long explanation, it's ficcy time!
Disclaimer: "Ugh. Got my cape soggy." - Piccolo
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Mirai grinned at Gohan as the two of them touched down at a beautiful lagoon. "I thought it might be fun to take a swim," he said, "and this should help clean you off."
Mirai stripped off his beloved jacket, followed by his shirt and pants and dived into the water. Gohan was practically drooling to see Mirai without a shirt on, but he took off his outer layers of clothing and jumped in too.
They swam around for a while until Mirai decided that Gohan needed to wash off his makeup-encrusted face. He splashed a huge wave right on top of Gohan. Gohan stood dripping in shock for a minute, and then he launched himself at the unsuspecting Mirai, crying out at the top of his lungs, "This means war!"
They wrestled together, splattering water everywhere until Mirai managed to pin Gohan underneath him. Their faces were so close together; Gohan gazed up into Mirai's eyes. Closer . . . closer . . . until their lips were so close together, he could almost feel the heat radiating from Mirai. Gohan couldn't take it any longer, he closed the remaining distance between them and kissed Mirai, hard. They kissed for what felt like hours, tangled up together in the middle of the lagoon.
Suddenly Mirai jerked his head back, "What was that?" he asked.
"Hmm?" Gohan's mind was far too muddled from his recent activity to register anything wrong.
"That sound, I think it's Mr. Satan's ship." Mirai motioned Gohan to follow quietly. They climbed up over the cliff surrounding the lagoon. Mirai quickly peeked up over the top and ducked back down. "He's got princess Dende-Lily," he whispered, "we've got to rescue him"
"Him?" Gohan asked, perplexed "Isn't he a princess?"
"Dende-Lily is the princess of the Namek tribe, they're A-sexual, so we just assign them a gender specific pronoun." Mirai explained. Gohan nodded in understanding.
"Let's go sneak over and find out what they're up to." Mirai proposed, already moving to creep closer. Gohan sighed reluctantly, but it was really too late to resume their make out session, so he'd have to follow and help liberate Dende-Lily.
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Mr. Satan allowed himself a quiet cackle; his plan was working perfectly. Soon Dende-Lily would crack and then he would find Mirai Trunks' precious hideout.
The Tenkaichi Budokai Announcer was tying up poor Dende-Lily to a pole in the shallow water, if the Namek princess didn't spill the beans by high tide, he would drown.
"Tell me Princess, where is Mirai's hideout?" Mr. Satan demanded.
Dende-Lily glared at him, but said nothing.
"I am the strongest man in the world! You will give me the location of Capsule Corps!" Mr. Satan shrieked, but Dende-Lily remained firm.
"Fine. You'll crack," Mr. Satan declared triumphantly, "It's only a matter of time."
Mirai and Gohan watched this whole scene, Mirai decided that it had been long enough and whispered to Gohan, "Stay here, I'm gonna go rescue Dende- Lily."
Mirai flew out from the lagoon and hovered over the pirate ship. "Mr. Satan!" He called.
The Announcer and several of the pirate-monks were startled by his presence and ran around screeching, "Oh no! It's Mirai!"
"Gaahh, come down here and fight like a man, or are you afraid to fight the strongest man in the world!" bellowed Mr. Satan. Mirai started giggling at the poses Mr. Satan was going through as he made this declaration.
"If you don't surrender, your Namek friend over there will drown." Mr. Satan threatened.
"Um, well, I hate to burst your bubble, but it takes a couple hours for the tide to get that high . . ." Mirai pointed out.
"Ha! You're just bluffing because you're terrified by my might!" Mr. Satan hollered.
A faint ticking sound floated on the wind, slowly getting louder with each passing second. Mr. Satan froze and began turning a pale green color, "I-I- It's C-Cell!" He stuttered. The frenzy of pirate-monks ran around in circles on the deck of the ship, horrified by the sound of the approaching crocodile.
Mirai took advantage of the distraction and swooped over to Dende-Lily, untying him and grabbing the poor Namek as he flew back to Gohan.
"Okay, Dende-Lily, let's get you back to your tribe," said Gohan as the three of them blasted off toward the Namek camp.
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Heehee! Bishie make-out session! Yay! Okay, so if any of you have read the actual challenge on the website, it also asks for a spoof of "Why is the Red Man Red", the very un-PC song, to "Why are the Namek green?" I tried to do the best that I could to change the song, unfortunately I am considerably less than talented at song perversion. Not only that, but I haven't heard the song for at least ten years, and don't know the melody. So anyway, my attempts have failed miserably, but I still really want to put in the song. That's where y'all come in. I have decided to do a contest to see if anyone would write the lyrics for me. If you do, I'll give you proper credit and some sort of reward. I could write a fic of your choice, or do a happy dance, maybe write an ode in your honor? So if you want to do it, let me know. The deadline is whenever I get around to posting the chapter that I'll need it in, which is probably the one after next, so maybe two or three weeks. So pleasepleaseplease help! Thanks a lot, and don't forget to review!
-aqua_illusion
By the way, because Chaney said so, Dende-Lily's real name is Dende-Lion. He just decided to get in touch with his Namek roots, and with their whole agricultural history, he decided to re-name himself after his favorite flower. After all the legal proceedings and hassle, Dende-Lily belatedly realized that his old name could be cleverly made into a pun of "Dandelion", unfortunately his lawyers had gone through such an ordeal to get his name changed in the first place, they told him that he was stuck with Dende-Lily. The poor Namek princess fell into a depression for a while, but the he realized that he liked lilies more than dandelions anyway, and that Aqua was really too stupid to get the whole Tiger-Lily, Dende-Lion joke by the first try and had to think about it for a minute. So that's why his name is now Dende-Lily.
Okay, after that whole long explanation, it's ficcy time!
Disclaimer: "Ugh. Got my cape soggy." - Piccolo
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Mirai grinned at Gohan as the two of them touched down at a beautiful lagoon. "I thought it might be fun to take a swim," he said, "and this should help clean you off."
Mirai stripped off his beloved jacket, followed by his shirt and pants and dived into the water. Gohan was practically drooling to see Mirai without a shirt on, but he took off his outer layers of clothing and jumped in too.
They swam around for a while until Mirai decided that Gohan needed to wash off his makeup-encrusted face. He splashed a huge wave right on top of Gohan. Gohan stood dripping in shock for a minute, and then he launched himself at the unsuspecting Mirai, crying out at the top of his lungs, "This means war!"
They wrestled together, splattering water everywhere until Mirai managed to pin Gohan underneath him. Their faces were so close together; Gohan gazed up into Mirai's eyes. Closer . . . closer . . . until their lips were so close together, he could almost feel the heat radiating from Mirai. Gohan couldn't take it any longer, he closed the remaining distance between them and kissed Mirai, hard. They kissed for what felt like hours, tangled up together in the middle of the lagoon.
Suddenly Mirai jerked his head back, "What was that?" he asked.
"Hmm?" Gohan's mind was far too muddled from his recent activity to register anything wrong.
"That sound, I think it's Mr. Satan's ship." Mirai motioned Gohan to follow quietly. They climbed up over the cliff surrounding the lagoon. Mirai quickly peeked up over the top and ducked back down. "He's got princess Dende-Lily," he whispered, "we've got to rescue him"
"Him?" Gohan asked, perplexed "Isn't he a princess?"
"Dende-Lily is the princess of the Namek tribe, they're A-sexual, so we just assign them a gender specific pronoun." Mirai explained. Gohan nodded in understanding.
"Let's go sneak over and find out what they're up to." Mirai proposed, already moving to creep closer. Gohan sighed reluctantly, but it was really too late to resume their make out session, so he'd have to follow and help liberate Dende-Lily.
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Mr. Satan allowed himself a quiet cackle; his plan was working perfectly. Soon Dende-Lily would crack and then he would find Mirai Trunks' precious hideout.
The Tenkaichi Budokai Announcer was tying up poor Dende-Lily to a pole in the shallow water, if the Namek princess didn't spill the beans by high tide, he would drown.
"Tell me Princess, where is Mirai's hideout?" Mr. Satan demanded.
Dende-Lily glared at him, but said nothing.
"I am the strongest man in the world! You will give me the location of Capsule Corps!" Mr. Satan shrieked, but Dende-Lily remained firm.
"Fine. You'll crack," Mr. Satan declared triumphantly, "It's only a matter of time."
Mirai and Gohan watched this whole scene, Mirai decided that it had been long enough and whispered to Gohan, "Stay here, I'm gonna go rescue Dende- Lily."
Mirai flew out from the lagoon and hovered over the pirate ship. "Mr. Satan!" He called.
The Announcer and several of the pirate-monks were startled by his presence and ran around screeching, "Oh no! It's Mirai!"
"Gaahh, come down here and fight like a man, or are you afraid to fight the strongest man in the world!" bellowed Mr. Satan. Mirai started giggling at the poses Mr. Satan was going through as he made this declaration.
"If you don't surrender, your Namek friend over there will drown." Mr. Satan threatened.
"Um, well, I hate to burst your bubble, but it takes a couple hours for the tide to get that high . . ." Mirai pointed out.
"Ha! You're just bluffing because you're terrified by my might!" Mr. Satan hollered.
A faint ticking sound floated on the wind, slowly getting louder with each passing second. Mr. Satan froze and began turning a pale green color, "I-I- It's C-Cell!" He stuttered. The frenzy of pirate-monks ran around in circles on the deck of the ship, horrified by the sound of the approaching crocodile.
Mirai took advantage of the distraction and swooped over to Dende-Lily, untying him and grabbing the poor Namek as he flew back to Gohan.
"Okay, Dende-Lily, let's get you back to your tribe," said Gohan as the three of them blasted off toward the Namek camp.
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Heehee! Bishie make-out session! Yay! Okay, so if any of you have read the actual challenge on the website, it also asks for a spoof of "Why is the Red Man Red", the very un-PC song, to "Why are the Namek green?" I tried to do the best that I could to change the song, unfortunately I am considerably less than talented at song perversion. Not only that, but I haven't heard the song for at least ten years, and don't know the melody. So anyway, my attempts have failed miserably, but I still really want to put in the song. That's where y'all come in. I have decided to do a contest to see if anyone would write the lyrics for me. If you do, I'll give you proper credit and some sort of reward. I could write a fic of your choice, or do a happy dance, maybe write an ode in your honor? So if you want to do it, let me know. The deadline is whenever I get around to posting the chapter that I'll need it in, which is probably the one after next, so maybe two or three weeks. So pleasepleaseplease help! Thanks a lot, and don't forget to review!
-aqua_illusion