Hi everybody! Thanks to all who reviewed, and an extra BIG thanks to Android 71 and Hervé! You guys were a HUGE help. The Namek song will be in the next chapter and I hope everyone will like it!

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Chibi Trunks screeched as Goten chased him around the bathroom wielding a washcloth. The Lost Girls sat in the doorway, watching the two brothers' antics.

"Get away!" Chibi Trunks wailed as Goten closed in.

"Come on, you don't want to have this makeup on forever do you? Let me finish getting it off." Goten reasoned.

"Nononononono!" Came Chibi Trunks' cries, muffled by Goten's firm scrubbing.

"There, was that so bad?" Goten teased, as the two of them dried off.

"Yes." muttered Chibi Trunks grumpily.

"So, what do you guys want to do next?" asked Marron.

"Let's go visit Mr. Piccolo!" suggested Pan eagerly.

"Yeah," agreed Marron, "we haven't seen him in a while."

"Then it's settled, we'll go to the Namek camp." Bra said firmly.

"Yay! Real Nameks, this is so cool." exclaimed Goten excitedly.

Chibi Trunks just rolled his eyes.

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The Lost Girls led Goten and Chibi Trunks from Capsule Corps hideout to the Namek village. When they got close enough Bra called for silence.

"It's a tradition," Marron explained to the two boys.

"Yeah, we always try to sneak up on Mr. Piccolo," Pan agreed.

Chibi Trunks and Goten quickly consented to the Lost Girls' mischief.

Bra took the lead and beckoned for the others to follow. They crawled behind the huts outskirting the village. The Nameks were celebrating their daily sacred lunch ritual, which involved a large bonfire and chanting. As Chibi Trunks and Goten edged closer with the Girls, they were overjoyed to discover that the ritual bonfire was in fact, a giant barbeque pit.

Pan and Marron sneaked ahead so they could surround the village center and take the Nameks by surprise. Unfortunately they barely got ten feet before several large Nameks jumped into their path.

"Damn!" Bra yelled. "How did you know we were here?"

The Namek in charge smirked. "You will have to be much quieter than that to sneak up on us."

"Shut up Nail," Pan grumbled.

"Don't look so sad Girls, you have perfect timing, the barbeque is about to start." Nail said sympathetically.

"Barbeque! Yes!" Chibi Trunks and Goten crowed, as they leapt around, following the Nameks towards the bonfire.

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Mirai and Gohan circled down for a landing at the Namek village, with Dende- Lily in tow. Gohan's nose twitched, something smelled GOOD.

"Mmm, looks like we're just in time for the daily barbeque ritual." Mirai said, "Namek Gods demand that they do the cooking ceremony every day, but it doesn't matter what they do with the food afterwards. Nameks don't eat, so I'm sure they won't mind if we polish off their meal."

Gohan tried not to drool at the smells wafting past. His stomach growled in a loud reminder that he hadn't eaten in too long. Two answering tummy rumbles came echoing from the village center.

"I know those stomachs! Goten and Chibi Trunks must be here too. Come on Mirai, with those two we'll be lucky if there's any food left within a ten mile radius." Gohan said grabbing Mirai and Dende-Lily and running towards the wonderful smells.

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"Mr. Piccolo!" The Lost Girls shrieked latching onto the poor Namek chief, "We missed you!"

Piccolo almost smiled, "Hello Girls, back for more food?"

Marron grinned, "Yup! We came here to introduce you to our new friends, but food is good too."

Piccolo noticed the two boys standing behind the Girls. "Hello you two, don't worry, I don't bite." He said to them, "You're welcome to all the food you can eat, we always seem to have an abundance. By the way, have any of you seen Dende-Lily?"

"No, Why?" Asked Pan.

Piccolo sighed, "He's been gone awhile, I'm starting to worry about the kid."

"I'm sure he's just wondered off again," reassured Bra.

"Hey Goten, I bet I can eat more than you can!" Chibi Trunks challenged, looking at the heaps and heaps of perfectly cooked sacred Namek food.

Goten tried to stop drooling long enough to respond, "No way! I eat way more than you ever could."

"Is that a fact?" Chibi Trunks asked skeptically.

Bra snorted at the two boys, "We Lost Girls are champions, we could eat you out of house and home before you finished your first bite!"

"Really?" asked Goten, awed.

Chibi Trunks dope slapped him, "No way, they're just bluffing you dope," turning to the Girls he declared "We challenge you three to an eating contest!"

Marron scoffed, "We accept, losers have to scrub the floors at the hideout."

Pan made a face, "But Marron! Those floors haven't been cleaned in forever!"

"So we had better not lose then." Bra advised.

"Okay fine!" Chibi Trunks yelled.

Just then Gohan came running toward the sacred barbeque pit dragging Mirai and Dende-Lily in his wake.

"Food! Glorious wonderful food!" Gohan cried.

Piccolo saw Dende-Lily and grabbed him by the ankle and held him upside- down, "Where have you been?" He demanded, "Do you know how worried everyone was about you!"

"Chill Mr. Piccolo," Mirai said, "Dende-Lily got kidnapped by Captain Dumbass."

A vein bulged out of Piccolo's forehead, "You got kidnapped by Mr. Satan! You are never allowed to leave the village again without Nail as an escort!"

Dende-Lily grumbled as Piccolo dropped him back on the ground.

Gohan unexpectedly grabbed Mirai in a big hug, "Look at the food!"

"Yeah Gohan, I know, let's eat," Mirai said.

"No! We're having an eating contest, and you two will spoil it all." Chibi Trunks complained.

Gohan's eyes filled up with tears and his stomach protested loudly, "No food?" He asked pitifully.

"We are entering the contest too" Mirai declared.

"Fine," said Pan, "we already decided that the losers have to scrub the floors at Capsule Corps."

Mirai turned green, "Ewww, those floors are so dirty."

"Don't worry! We can't lose against these children!" Gohan asserted.

"Ok," Mirai said hesitantly.

"Alright!" Exclaimed Chibi Trunks and Goten joyfully.

"Mr. Piccolo, you be the judge, okay?" Bra asked, flashing him her dreaded cute look.

Piccolo withered at that look and consented.

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Vegeta-Bell scowled angrily as he watched the events at the Namek camp. He ducked back around the hut he was hiding behind. Those brats! How dare they not invite him to the eating contest. Ha! They were probably afraid to lose to him.

Vegeta-Bell was so caught up in his little internal rant that he didn't even notice the tranquilizer dart until it hit him smack dab in the butt. His growl quickly faded to a groan and then to silence as he dropped to the ground, the dart half as large as his entire body still sticking up out of him.

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Heehee, Veggie got shot in the tuchis! Poor baby!

-aqua_illusion