Hey everybody! Thanks to all the reviewers out there! And here it is, in this very chapter, the long awaited, joyfully anticipated Namek Song! It could not have been possible without the wonderful song perversion skills of Android 71 and Hervé! So this chapter is dedicated to those brilliant people!
Disclaimer: "Smell Buu's breath, minty fresh!" -Buu
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Mr. Satan was angry. Mirai had gotten away! If Cell hadn't interrupted and almost eaten the entire pirate ship, than Mirai Pan would be history by now. Mr. Satan growled, who did that punk think he was? Going up again the strongest man in the world!
The Tenkaichi Budokai Announcer ran over to Mr. Satan, interrupting his thoughts. "Captain!" he bubbled, "We have a visitor! Mr. Buu is back!"
"Buu? Wonderful! Bring him to me!" Mr. Satan ordered.
The Announcer returned a second later with the large pink blob.
"Buu!" Mr. Satan happily addressed his dear friend, "How have you been?"
"Buu good!" The pink thing squealed, "Buu bring you present!"
"A present? For me?" Mr. Satan asked, wondering what it could be.
Buu nodded and pulled out a tiny cage with a familiar disgruntled saiya-jin fairy, still out cold. "Me find him and shoot with tranquilizer. Me bring to you, maybe you eat?"
Mr. Satan glared at the small body and recognized it immediately. "Why I know that little bug-thing! That's Mirai's cohort! Vegetable!"
"Don't call me that!" the still-unconscious Vegeta-Bell grumbled in his sleep.
"Ahh, Buu! This is perfect! We'll hold this little guy and interrogate him about the location of Capsule Corps headquarters." Mr. Satan declared.
Buu gave an evil little chuckle. Mr. Satan was always planning something fun.
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Goten groaned. He had to win! He couldn't let Chibi Trunks down!
The poor little guy tried desperately to raise his fork to his mouth one more time, but he was sooo full; he felt like he was about to pop. Just. . . one . . . more. . . bite. Unfortunately Goten didn't make it and collapsed unconscious into his plate.
Gohan was still going strong as he grabbed another plate and dug in. Both Trunks were beginning to weaken as they struggled to force down more food. Marron had joined Goten face down in her plate, down for the count. Bra was half-heartedly scooping up more and Pan was turning green around the edges looking at how much more food there was.
Ten minutes later everyone except Gohan was sprawled out in various states of consciousness, moaning and holding their overstuffed stomachs. Piccolo declared the Gohan/Mirai Trunks team the winners.
Chibi Trunks looked over at Pan, who still had an unhealthy green tint. "Hey Pan," he said, "You're starting to look like a Namek!"
Bra piped up, "Hey Mr. Piccolo, is that why the Namek are green? Because they ate too much?"
Piccolo sighed, "Well that may not be far from the truth, there are several ancient theories. If you'd like to know, there is a song about it."
"Oh pleasepleaseplease sing it for us Mr. Piccolo!" The Girls begged.
The Namek chief cleared his throat and glared at Nail and Dende-Lily to join in. The three Nameks stood and prepared to sing [to the tune of "What makes the red man red?"]:
"Hana mana ganda
What makes the Nameks green?
What makes the Nameks green?
Let's go back one million years
To the very first Namek Prince
He ate a dodgy custard pie
And we've all been very sick since.
Hana mana ganda
Hana mana ganda
We translate for you
"Hana" means what "mana" means
And "ganda" means that too
Hana mana ganda
Why don't the Nameks eat?
Why don't the Nameks eat?
Let's go back one million years
To that dodgy custard pie
If you ate a dodgy pie like that
Then surely you'd know why.
Hana mana ganda
When did he first howl, "Argghhhh!!!"
When did he first howl, "Argghhhh!!!"
Long time ago, Great Piccolo says
When he first heard Popo guffaw
He turned around, howling "Argghhhh!!!"
As he saw Kami dressed as squaw.
Hana mana ganda
If you don't like these theories
On why Nameks skin is green
Then we'll go back one million years
To the a-sexual Namek Prince
He saw these two boys make out
And we've been green with envy since.
Hana mana ganda
You've got it from Piccolo
It's not dye or chlorine
No matter what's been written or said
Now you know why the Nameks are green"
Everyone clapped and cheered at the wonderful performance. The three Namek blushed purple at the praise.
Suddenly the Lost Girls remembered the bet they had lost and motioned to Goten and Chibi Trunks to sneak away slowly. Unluckily for them, Mirai had also remembered the bet and grabbed them before they could escape.
"Oh no, you all aren't going to get out of it that easily. We're going back to the hideout right now so you five can scrub that floor spotless!" Mirai said.
"Thanks Mr. Piccolo!" Gohan and Mirai said as they dragged the others back to Capsule Corps.
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"Damn it! Why did we have to go and make this bet in the first place!" Bra yelled, angrily brandishing her mop.
"Yeah!" replied Goten, who was using a little sponge to scrub away the layers of grime that had been built up over the years. "This isn't fair!"
Chibi Trunks snorted and toyed around with his broom.
Goten glared at Chibi Trunks and threw his sponge at him, accidentally missing and hitting Pan. Pan was outraged and grabbed the scrub brush from Marron and flung it at Goten, but she missed and hit Bra. Bra squealed and chucked a bar of soap at Pan, but hit Chibi Trunks instead.
Soon it had escalated into a huge soapy brawl.
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Okie-dokie! Hope y'all liked it, review and tell me what ya think!
-aqua_illusion
Disclaimer: "Smell Buu's breath, minty fresh!" -Buu
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Mr. Satan was angry. Mirai had gotten away! If Cell hadn't interrupted and almost eaten the entire pirate ship, than Mirai Pan would be history by now. Mr. Satan growled, who did that punk think he was? Going up again the strongest man in the world!
The Tenkaichi Budokai Announcer ran over to Mr. Satan, interrupting his thoughts. "Captain!" he bubbled, "We have a visitor! Mr. Buu is back!"
"Buu? Wonderful! Bring him to me!" Mr. Satan ordered.
The Announcer returned a second later with the large pink blob.
"Buu!" Mr. Satan happily addressed his dear friend, "How have you been?"
"Buu good!" The pink thing squealed, "Buu bring you present!"
"A present? For me?" Mr. Satan asked, wondering what it could be.
Buu nodded and pulled out a tiny cage with a familiar disgruntled saiya-jin fairy, still out cold. "Me find him and shoot with tranquilizer. Me bring to you, maybe you eat?"
Mr. Satan glared at the small body and recognized it immediately. "Why I know that little bug-thing! That's Mirai's cohort! Vegetable!"
"Don't call me that!" the still-unconscious Vegeta-Bell grumbled in his sleep.
"Ahh, Buu! This is perfect! We'll hold this little guy and interrogate him about the location of Capsule Corps headquarters." Mr. Satan declared.
Buu gave an evil little chuckle. Mr. Satan was always planning something fun.
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Goten groaned. He had to win! He couldn't let Chibi Trunks down!
The poor little guy tried desperately to raise his fork to his mouth one more time, but he was sooo full; he felt like he was about to pop. Just. . . one . . . more. . . bite. Unfortunately Goten didn't make it and collapsed unconscious into his plate.
Gohan was still going strong as he grabbed another plate and dug in. Both Trunks were beginning to weaken as they struggled to force down more food. Marron had joined Goten face down in her plate, down for the count. Bra was half-heartedly scooping up more and Pan was turning green around the edges looking at how much more food there was.
Ten minutes later everyone except Gohan was sprawled out in various states of consciousness, moaning and holding their overstuffed stomachs. Piccolo declared the Gohan/Mirai Trunks team the winners.
Chibi Trunks looked over at Pan, who still had an unhealthy green tint. "Hey Pan," he said, "You're starting to look like a Namek!"
Bra piped up, "Hey Mr. Piccolo, is that why the Namek are green? Because they ate too much?"
Piccolo sighed, "Well that may not be far from the truth, there are several ancient theories. If you'd like to know, there is a song about it."
"Oh pleasepleaseplease sing it for us Mr. Piccolo!" The Girls begged.
The Namek chief cleared his throat and glared at Nail and Dende-Lily to join in. The three Nameks stood and prepared to sing [to the tune of "What makes the red man red?"]:
"Hana mana ganda
What makes the Nameks green?
What makes the Nameks green?
Let's go back one million years
To the very first Namek Prince
He ate a dodgy custard pie
And we've all been very sick since.
Hana mana ganda
Hana mana ganda
We translate for you
"Hana" means what "mana" means
And "ganda" means that too
Hana mana ganda
Why don't the Nameks eat?
Why don't the Nameks eat?
Let's go back one million years
To that dodgy custard pie
If you ate a dodgy pie like that
Then surely you'd know why.
Hana mana ganda
When did he first howl, "Argghhhh!!!"
When did he first howl, "Argghhhh!!!"
Long time ago, Great Piccolo says
When he first heard Popo guffaw
He turned around, howling "Argghhhh!!!"
As he saw Kami dressed as squaw.
Hana mana ganda
If you don't like these theories
On why Nameks skin is green
Then we'll go back one million years
To the a-sexual Namek Prince
He saw these two boys make out
And we've been green with envy since.
Hana mana ganda
You've got it from Piccolo
It's not dye or chlorine
No matter what's been written or said
Now you know why the Nameks are green"
Everyone clapped and cheered at the wonderful performance. The three Namek blushed purple at the praise.
Suddenly the Lost Girls remembered the bet they had lost and motioned to Goten and Chibi Trunks to sneak away slowly. Unluckily for them, Mirai had also remembered the bet and grabbed them before they could escape.
"Oh no, you all aren't going to get out of it that easily. We're going back to the hideout right now so you five can scrub that floor spotless!" Mirai said.
"Thanks Mr. Piccolo!" Gohan and Mirai said as they dragged the others back to Capsule Corps.
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"Damn it! Why did we have to go and make this bet in the first place!" Bra yelled, angrily brandishing her mop.
"Yeah!" replied Goten, who was using a little sponge to scrub away the layers of grime that had been built up over the years. "This isn't fair!"
Chibi Trunks snorted and toyed around with his broom.
Goten glared at Chibi Trunks and threw his sponge at him, accidentally missing and hitting Pan. Pan was outraged and grabbed the scrub brush from Marron and flung it at Goten, but she missed and hit Bra. Bra squealed and chucked a bar of soap at Pan, but hit Chibi Trunks instead.
Soon it had escalated into a huge soapy brawl.
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Okie-dokie! Hope y'all liked it, review and tell me what ya think!
-aqua_illusion