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Kyo felt her face make contact with the solid ground. Jill landed right beside her in a similar position.
"You stay out!" shouted the weapons seller and than slammed the door shut.
"Ow...nice going, Jill," Kyo mutter sarcastically. She sat up and rubbed her face.
"Kyo, you're the one who threatened him with a weapon you didn't have," Jill said.
"Shaddup, now we don't have a battery," Kyo moaned, "it's going to take forever to beat this game."
"Maybe we should just wait on Cloud and the others to do the work for us?" Jill suggested.
"I guess," muttered Kyo. Jill thought for a moment, trying to formulate some sort of plan.
"I know! Maybe Don Corneo can help us get to the Shinra building!" Jill said, not even thinking of how bad of an idea this could turn out to be.
"Okay, if you say so," said Kyo, and followed Jill as she skipped to Don's mansion.
"I won't do it. Maybe for the pretty red-head, but not for the weird spikey-haired chick," said the man standing outside Don's mansion.
"Why not?!" yelled Kyo, "I see nothing wrong with how I look!"
"Dude, just look at yourself! You don't even look feminine!" Kyo immediately looked at herself. She looked feminine, or at least felt that she was. Kyo's body was average looking, maybe he wanted a girl that was as thin as a pencil. Kyo did look a little strange. She had spikey brown hair that flattened itself out as it reached below her shoulders. Not to mention she was really short.
Jill on the other hand was the almost the opposite. She was as feminine looking as they come. She was cute and innocent looking, with red hair that reached her waist. Her only downfall was that she was pretty tall, or at least she was in Kyo's eyes. That and she wasn't that bright.
Hold on one second, why the heck should I care?!, Kyo thought, He's just some pervert trying to trick us so that we can't get to Don's mansion! Unfortunately, Kyo did not have a clue what Don's job was. She fumed silently as she tried to think of ways to get past him, many of them consisted of using forms of violence they didn't have.
"Then let me go inside, Kyo. Maybe I can work something out for us," Jill suggested.
"What am I supposed to do while you're away?" Kyo asked.
"I don't know, talk to some people here and gather information?" Jill said.
"Okay, okay, I'll go talk to people," Kyo said. Jill smiled and then turned back to the man.
"I'd like to see Don now," she said bravely. The man nodded and escorted her inside. Kyo stood there and stared at what had just happened. She shrugged, "Oh well! Party time!"
Jill stood in the weird basement room of Don's mansion. You know what? I'm getting sick of saying Don's mansion. It's always Don's mansion this and Don's mansion that. That Don's mansion, thinking its all that. I know! Let's burn it to the ground! Oh wait, I'm just the helpless narrator.
"Stay down there until we come for you," said the man and closed the door. Jill smoothed out the dress that they had given her and gulped.
"It's scary," she whined out loud. Her eyes scanned her strange surroundings. There were devices that you'd seemed to think you'd only find in a haunted funhouse. However, this was not fun, and it really wasn't a house either. Since there was nothing else to do but stand there and smooth her dress, Jill started playing with the various devices.
Kyo moped as she walked down the dirty streets. People stared at her strangely as she paced back and forth, trying to figure out what to do.
"I don't understand why I can't get into mansion. What does Don do anyway that makes them want Jill to come in and not me?" she asked aloud. Kyo had no idea what to do, so she decided to talk to the stalker advertising guy at the inn.
"Hey! Why don't you come sleep at our inn?" he asked.
"You won't steal my money if I sleep there, will you?" Kyo narrowed her eyes and gave him an evil look. The inn stalker looked a bit nervous.
"O-Of course not! We are not thieves!" he replied.
"Okay, but I'm still not going to sleep at your inn," Kyo said.
"Why not?" he asked.
"I'm not sleepy," she said. The stalker inn and Kyo stood silent for a moment.
"Well, you could always try the Honeybee Inn. It's a nice place to relax for men," he said.
"I'M NOT A MAN!" Kyo yelled.
"Okay! Okay! I'm sorry! Your hairstyle confused me!" The inn stalker cowered. Kyo walked away, deciding to find something else to do. She looked at the entrance and exit of the sector she was inn and wondered whether or not she should go exploring. Then she remembered what Jill had said. She was suppose to talk to strangers and get information and stay here. Or something to that effect, but Jill wasn't the boss of her and she went off exploring anyway.
There was a loud explosion from the basement of Don's mansion. The two men standing outside his door snapped awake and searched for the source of the sound.
"What the heck was that? It sounded like an explosion," the first man said.
"Don keeps explosives in his mansion?" the second one replied.
"Yeah, he's weird like that. I think it came from the basement! Let's go!"
Jill was huddled in the corner of the room. Her eyes were wide with fear and shock. The strange device she had been playing with had exploded on her. Sure she had been pulling wires and occasionally kicking it, but she never thought it would have exploded.
"Omigoshomigosh what am I gonna DO?!" Jill yelped. To her misfortune, the door swung open and Jill darted in front of the now demolished machine.
"You! What have you done?" the man demanded.
"N-nothing! I did nothing at all! The machine didn't explode because of me!" Jill declared. The two men looked skeptical, but shook there heads.
"Well, we don't have time to deal with this now. Let's get her to Don's office," said one of the men. Jill followed the men out, glancing at the smoking remains of the weird machine.
Ramza yelped and nearly lost his gripped on the Cancer Stone. The device in front of him had just exploded. Mustadio peered over his shoulder.
"That machine just explode?" he asked.
"Yes, I don't know what happened. Oh well, I guess it really wasn't that important," Ramza said.
"Not important?! We had to defeat Worker 7 for this! Let me try to fix it!" Beowulf shoved Ramza aside and begin to work on fixing the smoking remains of the strange device.
Kyo was wandering around helplessly in a small town she didn't recognize. She had walked a short ways from the place they had landed when they had gotten sucked into the game. So far all Kyo had done was try to start conversations and ask for directions.
"Is all of this Midgar place this dull?!" Kyo said aloud. She noticed a large pipe jutting out from a wall. Curiously she walked inside of it and noticed a man staring up at her with a what-are-you-doing-in-my-house look.
"Um, hi there," Kyo said, not expecting anyone to be in the pipes.
"Arrugh?" he asked. Kyo gave him a puzzled look.
"Arrugh?" she repeated. The man's eyes grew wide and began to shine with tears. He looked very happy.
"Uhh..." Kyo backed away, wondering if she had made a mistake by repeating what the weird guy said. The weird guy lunged at her, but Kyo screamed in a tone that would make even the most ferocious monsters cover their ears. It threw the man off guard, giving Kyo enough time to run away. The man gave a very sad look as he watched Kyo leave.
"Arrugh..."
Kyo felt her face make contact with the solid ground. Jill landed right beside her in a similar position.
"You stay out!" shouted the weapons seller and than slammed the door shut.
"Ow...nice going, Jill," Kyo mutter sarcastically. She sat up and rubbed her face.
"Kyo, you're the one who threatened him with a weapon you didn't have," Jill said.
"Shaddup, now we don't have a battery," Kyo moaned, "it's going to take forever to beat this game."
"Maybe we should just wait on Cloud and the others to do the work for us?" Jill suggested.
"I guess," muttered Kyo. Jill thought for a moment, trying to formulate some sort of plan.
"I know! Maybe Don Corneo can help us get to the Shinra building!" Jill said, not even thinking of how bad of an idea this could turn out to be.
"Okay, if you say so," said Kyo, and followed Jill as she skipped to Don's mansion.
"I won't do it. Maybe for the pretty red-head, but not for the weird spikey-haired chick," said the man standing outside Don's mansion.
"Why not?!" yelled Kyo, "I see nothing wrong with how I look!"
"Dude, just look at yourself! You don't even look feminine!" Kyo immediately looked at herself. She looked feminine, or at least felt that she was. Kyo's body was average looking, maybe he wanted a girl that was as thin as a pencil. Kyo did look a little strange. She had spikey brown hair that flattened itself out as it reached below her shoulders. Not to mention she was really short.
Jill on the other hand was the almost the opposite. She was as feminine looking as they come. She was cute and innocent looking, with red hair that reached her waist. Her only downfall was that she was pretty tall, or at least she was in Kyo's eyes. That and she wasn't that bright.
Hold on one second, why the heck should I care?!, Kyo thought, He's just some pervert trying to trick us so that we can't get to Don's mansion! Unfortunately, Kyo did not have a clue what Don's job was. She fumed silently as she tried to think of ways to get past him, many of them consisted of using forms of violence they didn't have.
"Then let me go inside, Kyo. Maybe I can work something out for us," Jill suggested.
"What am I supposed to do while you're away?" Kyo asked.
"I don't know, talk to some people here and gather information?" Jill said.
"Okay, okay, I'll go talk to people," Kyo said. Jill smiled and then turned back to the man.
"I'd like to see Don now," she said bravely. The man nodded and escorted her inside. Kyo stood there and stared at what had just happened. She shrugged, "Oh well! Party time!"
Jill stood in the weird basement room of Don's mansion. You know what? I'm getting sick of saying Don's mansion. It's always Don's mansion this and Don's mansion that. That Don's mansion, thinking its all that. I know! Let's burn it to the ground! Oh wait, I'm just the helpless narrator.
"Stay down there until we come for you," said the man and closed the door. Jill smoothed out the dress that they had given her and gulped.
"It's scary," she whined out loud. Her eyes scanned her strange surroundings. There were devices that you'd seemed to think you'd only find in a haunted funhouse. However, this was not fun, and it really wasn't a house either. Since there was nothing else to do but stand there and smooth her dress, Jill started playing with the various devices.
Kyo moped as she walked down the dirty streets. People stared at her strangely as she paced back and forth, trying to figure out what to do.
"I don't understand why I can't get into mansion. What does Don do anyway that makes them want Jill to come in and not me?" she asked aloud. Kyo had no idea what to do, so she decided to talk to the stalker advertising guy at the inn.
"Hey! Why don't you come sleep at our inn?" he asked.
"You won't steal my money if I sleep there, will you?" Kyo narrowed her eyes and gave him an evil look. The inn stalker looked a bit nervous.
"O-Of course not! We are not thieves!" he replied.
"Okay, but I'm still not going to sleep at your inn," Kyo said.
"Why not?" he asked.
"I'm not sleepy," she said. The stalker inn and Kyo stood silent for a moment.
"Well, you could always try the Honeybee Inn. It's a nice place to relax for men," he said.
"I'M NOT A MAN!" Kyo yelled.
"Okay! Okay! I'm sorry! Your hairstyle confused me!" The inn stalker cowered. Kyo walked away, deciding to find something else to do. She looked at the entrance and exit of the sector she was inn and wondered whether or not she should go exploring. Then she remembered what Jill had said. She was suppose to talk to strangers and get information and stay here. Or something to that effect, but Jill wasn't the boss of her and she went off exploring anyway.
There was a loud explosion from the basement of Don's mansion. The two men standing outside his door snapped awake and searched for the source of the sound.
"What the heck was that? It sounded like an explosion," the first man said.
"Don keeps explosives in his mansion?" the second one replied.
"Yeah, he's weird like that. I think it came from the basement! Let's go!"
Jill was huddled in the corner of the room. Her eyes were wide with fear and shock. The strange device she had been playing with had exploded on her. Sure she had been pulling wires and occasionally kicking it, but she never thought it would have exploded.
"Omigoshomigosh what am I gonna DO?!" Jill yelped. To her misfortune, the door swung open and Jill darted in front of the now demolished machine.
"You! What have you done?" the man demanded.
"N-nothing! I did nothing at all! The machine didn't explode because of me!" Jill declared. The two men looked skeptical, but shook there heads.
"Well, we don't have time to deal with this now. Let's get her to Don's office," said one of the men. Jill followed the men out, glancing at the smoking remains of the weird machine.
Ramza yelped and nearly lost his gripped on the Cancer Stone. The device in front of him had just exploded. Mustadio peered over his shoulder.
"That machine just explode?" he asked.
"Yes, I don't know what happened. Oh well, I guess it really wasn't that important," Ramza said.
"Not important?! We had to defeat Worker 7 for this! Let me try to fix it!" Beowulf shoved Ramza aside and begin to work on fixing the smoking remains of the strange device.
Kyo was wandering around helplessly in a small town she didn't recognize. She had walked a short ways from the place they had landed when they had gotten sucked into the game. So far all Kyo had done was try to start conversations and ask for directions.
"Is all of this Midgar place this dull?!" Kyo said aloud. She noticed a large pipe jutting out from a wall. Curiously she walked inside of it and noticed a man staring up at her with a what-are-you-doing-in-my-house look.
"Um, hi there," Kyo said, not expecting anyone to be in the pipes.
"Arrugh?" he asked. Kyo gave him a puzzled look.
"Arrugh?" she repeated. The man's eyes grew wide and began to shine with tears. He looked very happy.
"Uhh..." Kyo backed away, wondering if she had made a mistake by repeating what the weird guy said. The weird guy lunged at her, but Kyo screamed in a tone that would make even the most ferocious monsters cover their ears. It threw the man off guard, giving Kyo enough time to run away. The man gave a very sad look as he watched Kyo leave.
"Arrugh..."