Author's Note: It may seem like I don't have a plot for this story, but I do. Honest. O_o You just don't get to see it till hopefully the next chapter. You'll find out why Kyo and Jill are there, I promise. So read and review! My writing is fueled by your encouragement and criticism! And uh, it'll feed the starving kitties?
There where no words for the pain Jill was feeling as she stared into the ugly, sweaty face that was Don Corneo.
"Oh boy! Oh boy! You brought in a really cute one today!" Don cheered. Jill eyed the door sadly, but knew she needed to talk to Don if she and Kyo were ever going to get to the Shinra building.
"Mister Don-" she began, but was cut off when she realized the Don was heading towards his bedroom. He motioned for her to follow him.
"Come on! Let's get started!" he said, sounding like a small child. He went into the bedroom. Jill gathered up all her courage and followed him in.
Kyo was leaning against a wall trying to catch her breathe.
"Man, I'll never mimic guys with speech problems ever again," she said. She lifted her head and scanned her surroundings. She was more lost than before and she was beginning to regret not listening to Jill.
"Maybe I should ask someone..." Kyo looked around at all the people standing around and swallowing every bit of fear she stepped forward.
Directly into the nearest house. In true RPG style.
"Like I'm going to deal with those freaks. I'm sure someone here will tell me where I am," Kyo said to herself. She noticed the man sitting in a chair staring at her in bewilderment.
"Hey! Can you tell me where I am?" she asked cheerfully.
"You're in my house," he said calmly.
"I know that! I mean what sector!" Kyo said impatiently.
"Sector Four," he announced.
"Oh drat! Now I'm really lost!" Kyo exclaimed. She turned to walk out, not bothering to explain why she barged into his house. It was an RPG after all. A treasure chest caught her eye while she was walking out. A small formula began to form in Kyo's mind.
Treasure chest+RPG=Free stuff. Yay!
"Treasure!" Kyo literally leaped toward the treasure chest and landed in a not-so-graceful manner. She opened the chest and took out the wooden sword that was inside. It wasn't a great weapon, but it was better than what Kyo originally had. Which was nothing. She immediately took off towards the door, feeling greatly satisfied.
"Hey! You can't take that! Someone help! Thief!"
"Hey! Why are you standing there?! Aren't you excited?!" Don cried, looking at Jill.
"Actually, Mister Don, I came to ask you something," Jill said.
"Ask me what?" he replied.
"I-I kind of need to get to the Shinra building. Can you help me get there?" she asked.
"Sure. On one account," Don said.
"W-what?" Jill noticed what Don was trying to say.
"Ew! No! I don't want to lose my virginity!" Jill wailed.
"Fine, no deal then," he said. Jill panicked. An idea suddenly came to mind.
"What if I just kissed you instead?" Jill said, feeling sick. Don thought about it, then nodded.
"I guess if that's all I can get from you," he smiled a perverted smile. Jill closed her eyes, puckered her lips, and leaned forward. Don did the same. They leaned closer and closer until-
The rest has been edited for the sake of the reader's health.
"I feel dirty," Jill announced to the guard escorting her to the Shinra building.
"Just be glad he accepted just a kiss. He must have really liked you," the guard said. Jill shivered with disgust.
"I'm going to wash my mouth thirty times! No, a thousand! Oh god, what if I'm diseased?" Jill wailed. The guard remained silent and put up with Jill's blabbering the whole way there.
Jill was surprised to find that the Shinra building seemed much bigger in person. Jill strained her neck to look all the way up at it. It seemed to loom over the dark city of Midgar. While Jill was staring at the building, she was suddenly reminded of something.
"Oh no! I forgot Kyo!" Jill exclaimed. She was tempted to go back, but she didn't want to deal with Don again. She knew Kyo would be furious at her leaving her behind though. Jill walked towards the building and stepped inside. She was instantly greeted by the smiling face of the woman at the desk.
"Uh, hello," Jill said nervously.
"Hey there. What are you here for?" the woman asked. Jill panicked, she hadn't thought about what she had come to do here. She only knew that going to the Shinra building was the only way to advance the plot in the game.
"I need to see the president," Jill said proudly.
"I'm sorry, he's a very busy man. Go to level sixty-one and wait there. I'll call someone to come get you when he's available," said the woman.
"Okay," Jill nodded.
"Take this keycard with you. You'll need it," the woman handed Jill the keycard and she stuffed it in her pocket.
"Thank you!" Jill replied and headed toward the elevator, trying to decide what she should do next.
As Jill paced back and forth on level sixty-one, her mind was trying to formulate a plan.
"Um, hello, Mister President. I'd like to know about Sephiroth...No..." Jill thought harder.
"Hello Mister President, I'd like to know about the terrorists...that won't work either..." A young man approached Jill.
"Excuse me, they sent me here to get y-"
"EEEEEK! No! I can't go in yet! I'm not ready!" Jill shrieked, catching the attention of several employees.
"Um, okay. I'll come back when you're ready to talk to President Shinra, but hurry up and prepare. President Shinra won't wait too long," the young man said, and then left. Jill's heart was pounding in her chest.
"Whew! That was too close. I thought they might catch on to me!" she said to herself. She went back to organizing a speech until she heard a familiar voice from one of the rooms.
"WAAAAAH! I didn't mean too! Stop! No more!" a voice begged.
"But we haven't even done anything yet," came another tired voice.
"I WANT MY LAYWER!" the voice screamed.
"Is that Kyo?" Jill thought. Two men dressed in blue suits walked out. Jill recognized them as Rude and Tseng.
"This could be the strangest person they've brought in here," Tseng muttered.
"...Not really," Rude replied.
"There's not much else we can do. Let's go, Rude," Tseng said. They left for the elevator. Jill poked her head inside to see who had been screaming.
"Kyo?!" Jill yelped.
"Jill?!" Kyo looked happy for a moment, then suddenly looked angry, "why didn't you come for me sooner?!"
"I'm sorry! I had some...um....troubles," Jill turned a bit green, "anyway, let's get out of here!"
Kyo and Jill were hiding behind the small plant on the level sixty-one floor. Kyo glanced around nervously looking for Tseng and Rude.
"We can't walk around like this! We need disguises!" Kyo whispered loudly.
"Like what?' Jill asked. Kyo looked around again and spotted a couple of Shinra guards. She smiled.
"Jill? Up for some stealing?" Kyo asked.
"What?" Jill looked to where Kyo was looking, "you want to steal their money to buy disguises?"
"No! Moron! I meant steal their clothes!" Kyo said.
"Ew! I don't want to steal their clothes," Jill said looking horrified.
"Well that's the only way we can get disguises, now watch me," Kyo crept out from the plant towards the guards. She earned a few odd looks as people passed by her. When she reached the two guards, she pounced on them and stole their clothes right of them. She dragged the two now-unconscious guards away so no one would see them right away. Jill ran up to her.
"Kyo! We could get in real trouble for this!" she said.
"I don't care, let's go find some place to put these on," Kyo said. They searched the entire floor until they managed to find a closet. Kyo dragged Jill into the closet and closed the door. They began changing out of their old outfits into their new Shinra outfits.
Elena, one of Shinra's best SOLDIERS, was leaving to report to one of her generals.
"When am I ever going to get promoted to general?" she grumbled, "I work hard and I'm a good leader, too. Is it because they think a girl can't do it? Grrr...someday I'll show them, I'll become the greatest general ever! They'll be sorry then," Elena continued to mutter bad things about Shinra until she passed by a small closet, where she heard two muffled voices. They both sounded feminine. Elena pressed her ear against the door.
"Ow! Jill! Be careful!"
"Kyo! Don't be so rough!"
"Where did my pants go?"
"I can't find my jacket!"
Elena's eyes went wide with disgust, horror, and shock.
"Please don't tell me..." Elena gathered every bit of courage, placed her hands on the door knob, and opened the closet.
To her relief, the two soldiers in the closet weren't completely naked like she had first thought. Unfortunately, they looked like a mess. One of the dark, spikey-haired soldiers had her pants only halfway on and her jacket was buttoned up wrong, as if she were in a hurry to put it back on. The other young soldier was fumbling to put on her shirt. Elena just stared in complete horror.
"Why do these things happen to me?" she wondered to herself.
Kyo was the first to notice that someone was watching them trying to put on their uniforms. A million things raced through her mind as the door swung open, mostly consisting of swears. Jill was still trying to talk to Kyo while failing to put her head through the hole of the shirt. She hadn't even noticed Elena yet.
"It's not what it looks like! I swear!" Kyo yelled, fumbling with her uniform.
"What's not-"Jill finally pulled the shirt over her head to see Elena, "Eek! Don't you know it's rude to watch people get dressed?!"
"T-this is an outrage!" Elena was blushing furiously, "what makes you think you can-"
"I can explain!" Kyo cried. Jill wasn't bothered at all by the conflict between Elena and Kyo. She was folding their old clothes and trying to hide them.
"The general wants all soldiers to report. Just wait until the general hears about this! Oh god, I hope I'll still be the same person after this..." Elena turned and walked away, holding her head. Kyo's face looked blood-red, she looked as if she were going to faint.
"I'm done, Kyo!" Jill said proudly. Kyo collapsed on the floor, muttering about how she hated this stupid adventure.
"Kyo? Are you okay, Kyo?" Jill didn't hear a response from her companion. She shrugged and dragged Kyo out of the closet and then they made their way through the treacherous Shinra building.
There where no words for the pain Jill was feeling as she stared into the ugly, sweaty face that was Don Corneo.
"Oh boy! Oh boy! You brought in a really cute one today!" Don cheered. Jill eyed the door sadly, but knew she needed to talk to Don if she and Kyo were ever going to get to the Shinra building.
"Mister Don-" she began, but was cut off when she realized the Don was heading towards his bedroom. He motioned for her to follow him.
"Come on! Let's get started!" he said, sounding like a small child. He went into the bedroom. Jill gathered up all her courage and followed him in.
Kyo was leaning against a wall trying to catch her breathe.
"Man, I'll never mimic guys with speech problems ever again," she said. She lifted her head and scanned her surroundings. She was more lost than before and she was beginning to regret not listening to Jill.
"Maybe I should ask someone..." Kyo looked around at all the people standing around and swallowing every bit of fear she stepped forward.
Directly into the nearest house. In true RPG style.
"Like I'm going to deal with those freaks. I'm sure someone here will tell me where I am," Kyo said to herself. She noticed the man sitting in a chair staring at her in bewilderment.
"Hey! Can you tell me where I am?" she asked cheerfully.
"You're in my house," he said calmly.
"I know that! I mean what sector!" Kyo said impatiently.
"Sector Four," he announced.
"Oh drat! Now I'm really lost!" Kyo exclaimed. She turned to walk out, not bothering to explain why she barged into his house. It was an RPG after all. A treasure chest caught her eye while she was walking out. A small formula began to form in Kyo's mind.
Treasure chest+RPG=Free stuff. Yay!
"Treasure!" Kyo literally leaped toward the treasure chest and landed in a not-so-graceful manner. She opened the chest and took out the wooden sword that was inside. It wasn't a great weapon, but it was better than what Kyo originally had. Which was nothing. She immediately took off towards the door, feeling greatly satisfied.
"Hey! You can't take that! Someone help! Thief!"
"Hey! Why are you standing there?! Aren't you excited?!" Don cried, looking at Jill.
"Actually, Mister Don, I came to ask you something," Jill said.
"Ask me what?" he replied.
"I-I kind of need to get to the Shinra building. Can you help me get there?" she asked.
"Sure. On one account," Don said.
"W-what?" Jill noticed what Don was trying to say.
"Ew! No! I don't want to lose my virginity!" Jill wailed.
"Fine, no deal then," he said. Jill panicked. An idea suddenly came to mind.
"What if I just kissed you instead?" Jill said, feeling sick. Don thought about it, then nodded.
"I guess if that's all I can get from you," he smiled a perverted smile. Jill closed her eyes, puckered her lips, and leaned forward. Don did the same. They leaned closer and closer until-
The rest has been edited for the sake of the reader's health.
"I feel dirty," Jill announced to the guard escorting her to the Shinra building.
"Just be glad he accepted just a kiss. He must have really liked you," the guard said. Jill shivered with disgust.
"I'm going to wash my mouth thirty times! No, a thousand! Oh god, what if I'm diseased?" Jill wailed. The guard remained silent and put up with Jill's blabbering the whole way there.
Jill was surprised to find that the Shinra building seemed much bigger in person. Jill strained her neck to look all the way up at it. It seemed to loom over the dark city of Midgar. While Jill was staring at the building, she was suddenly reminded of something.
"Oh no! I forgot Kyo!" Jill exclaimed. She was tempted to go back, but she didn't want to deal with Don again. She knew Kyo would be furious at her leaving her behind though. Jill walked towards the building and stepped inside. She was instantly greeted by the smiling face of the woman at the desk.
"Uh, hello," Jill said nervously.
"Hey there. What are you here for?" the woman asked. Jill panicked, she hadn't thought about what she had come to do here. She only knew that going to the Shinra building was the only way to advance the plot in the game.
"I need to see the president," Jill said proudly.
"I'm sorry, he's a very busy man. Go to level sixty-one and wait there. I'll call someone to come get you when he's available," said the woman.
"Okay," Jill nodded.
"Take this keycard with you. You'll need it," the woman handed Jill the keycard and she stuffed it in her pocket.
"Thank you!" Jill replied and headed toward the elevator, trying to decide what she should do next.
As Jill paced back and forth on level sixty-one, her mind was trying to formulate a plan.
"Um, hello, Mister President. I'd like to know about Sephiroth...No..." Jill thought harder.
"Hello Mister President, I'd like to know about the terrorists...that won't work either..." A young man approached Jill.
"Excuse me, they sent me here to get y-"
"EEEEEK! No! I can't go in yet! I'm not ready!" Jill shrieked, catching the attention of several employees.
"Um, okay. I'll come back when you're ready to talk to President Shinra, but hurry up and prepare. President Shinra won't wait too long," the young man said, and then left. Jill's heart was pounding in her chest.
"Whew! That was too close. I thought they might catch on to me!" she said to herself. She went back to organizing a speech until she heard a familiar voice from one of the rooms.
"WAAAAAH! I didn't mean too! Stop! No more!" a voice begged.
"But we haven't even done anything yet," came another tired voice.
"I WANT MY LAYWER!" the voice screamed.
"Is that Kyo?" Jill thought. Two men dressed in blue suits walked out. Jill recognized them as Rude and Tseng.
"This could be the strangest person they've brought in here," Tseng muttered.
"...Not really," Rude replied.
"There's not much else we can do. Let's go, Rude," Tseng said. They left for the elevator. Jill poked her head inside to see who had been screaming.
"Kyo?!" Jill yelped.
"Jill?!" Kyo looked happy for a moment, then suddenly looked angry, "why didn't you come for me sooner?!"
"I'm sorry! I had some...um....troubles," Jill turned a bit green, "anyway, let's get out of here!"
Kyo and Jill were hiding behind the small plant on the level sixty-one floor. Kyo glanced around nervously looking for Tseng and Rude.
"We can't walk around like this! We need disguises!" Kyo whispered loudly.
"Like what?' Jill asked. Kyo looked around again and spotted a couple of Shinra guards. She smiled.
"Jill? Up for some stealing?" Kyo asked.
"What?" Jill looked to where Kyo was looking, "you want to steal their money to buy disguises?"
"No! Moron! I meant steal their clothes!" Kyo said.
"Ew! I don't want to steal their clothes," Jill said looking horrified.
"Well that's the only way we can get disguises, now watch me," Kyo crept out from the plant towards the guards. She earned a few odd looks as people passed by her. When she reached the two guards, she pounced on them and stole their clothes right of them. She dragged the two now-unconscious guards away so no one would see them right away. Jill ran up to her.
"Kyo! We could get in real trouble for this!" she said.
"I don't care, let's go find some place to put these on," Kyo said. They searched the entire floor until they managed to find a closet. Kyo dragged Jill into the closet and closed the door. They began changing out of their old outfits into their new Shinra outfits.
Elena, one of Shinra's best SOLDIERS, was leaving to report to one of her generals.
"When am I ever going to get promoted to general?" she grumbled, "I work hard and I'm a good leader, too. Is it because they think a girl can't do it? Grrr...someday I'll show them, I'll become the greatest general ever! They'll be sorry then," Elena continued to mutter bad things about Shinra until she passed by a small closet, where she heard two muffled voices. They both sounded feminine. Elena pressed her ear against the door.
"Ow! Jill! Be careful!"
"Kyo! Don't be so rough!"
"Where did my pants go?"
"I can't find my jacket!"
Elena's eyes went wide with disgust, horror, and shock.
"Please don't tell me..." Elena gathered every bit of courage, placed her hands on the door knob, and opened the closet.
To her relief, the two soldiers in the closet weren't completely naked like she had first thought. Unfortunately, they looked like a mess. One of the dark, spikey-haired soldiers had her pants only halfway on and her jacket was buttoned up wrong, as if she were in a hurry to put it back on. The other young soldier was fumbling to put on her shirt. Elena just stared in complete horror.
"Why do these things happen to me?" she wondered to herself.
Kyo was the first to notice that someone was watching them trying to put on their uniforms. A million things raced through her mind as the door swung open, mostly consisting of swears. Jill was still trying to talk to Kyo while failing to put her head through the hole of the shirt. She hadn't even noticed Elena yet.
"It's not what it looks like! I swear!" Kyo yelled, fumbling with her uniform.
"What's not-"Jill finally pulled the shirt over her head to see Elena, "Eek! Don't you know it's rude to watch people get dressed?!"
"T-this is an outrage!" Elena was blushing furiously, "what makes you think you can-"
"I can explain!" Kyo cried. Jill wasn't bothered at all by the conflict between Elena and Kyo. She was folding their old clothes and trying to hide them.
"The general wants all soldiers to report. Just wait until the general hears about this! Oh god, I hope I'll still be the same person after this..." Elena turned and walked away, holding her head. Kyo's face looked blood-red, she looked as if she were going to faint.
"I'm done, Kyo!" Jill said proudly. Kyo collapsed on the floor, muttering about how she hated this stupid adventure.
"Kyo? Are you okay, Kyo?" Jill didn't hear a response from her companion. She shrugged and dragged Kyo out of the closet and then they made their way through the treacherous Shinra building.