Note: Thanks for the reviews ^_^ Anyway, this chapter is totally dedicated to Sephiroth. Anyway, as for the confusing part. Uh, sorry, I didn't know it was confusing. I'll do a short recap (and maybe it'll clear things up a bit for you). Okay, so far Jill was playing FF7 on her Playstation and get sucked into the game by a mysterious force. Kyo and Jill are totally lost on how to get home and Jill suggest that they try to go to the same places that Cloud and co. did (so basically, Kyo and Jill are trying to take on the roles of Cloud and co. thinking that by "beating" the game as them, it will take them home). So one of the most important places they went to is the Shinra building, but they don't know what to do from there...(Hope this cleared things up. Sorry about that. Now on with the story!)
Kyo started to come to her senses after being dragged around by Jill.
"Hey! Where do you think you're going?!" Kyo demanded, trying to pry off Jill's fingers from her shoulder.
"I'm going to report to the general like that girl said to do," Jill replied.
"Are you crazy?! We can't do that! We don't even work for them!" Kyo cried.
"Oh, that's right," Jill giggled, "besides, I didn't know where to report to anyway."
"I'm sick of this. We're not getting anywhere, let's try to find some other way out of um...uh..."
"Midgar?"
"Yes, Midar. Let's go!" Kyo proceeded to the elevator with Jill following behind her, saying that going through the Shinra building was the only way out of Midgar. The two of them entered the elevator and Jill was immediately attracted to the glowing buttons.
"Ohhh..." she began pushing random buttons.
"Jill! What are you doing now?!" Kyo yelled. She glanced at the buttons Jill had pressed.
"You idiot! You took us to the wrong floor!" Kyo hit Jill over the head.
"Ow! Sorry, Kyo! It was reflex!" Jill protested. Kyo looked at the button Jill had pressed. It was taking them to the very top floor. The irritating elevator music was beginning to grind Kyo's nerves.
"With our luck, I bet there are hundreds of guards and stuff," Kyo muttered.
"It shouldn't be too bad. We're wearing our Shinra disguises," Jill said.
The elevator stopped and Kyo was more than happy to get out. Oddly enough, there were hardly any signs of life on the floor. She noticed a few blood trails on the floor.
"This is were Cloud and the others found out about Sephiroth and Rufus," Jill informed.
"Whatever," Kyo shrugged, "let's go back down. I don't think we want to stay here."
"No! We need to explore!" Jill said.
"If we explore we're going to get killed," Kyo argued, but Jill wasn't listening. Jill ran towards the stairs and began to head up them. Kyo sighed, muttered about dying too young, and followed after her.
What was standing before them was the most amazing thing the two girls had seen so far. A man with long silver hair and wearing a black cape had his back turned to them. This was the almighty Sephiroth.
"Yes, this is perfect..." he said, and then turned around. Sephiroth was surprised to see two Shinra guards staring at him, then he beamed. He finally had an audience!
"Well, well, I wasn't expecting guests," he said coolly, "what a pleasant surprise."
"What's this all about? Who are you?" Kyo asked.
"Who am I? I am the almighty Sephiroth. I have come to take the Promised Land to mommy," said Sephiroth, the tone of his voice not changing even a little. Kyo tried to hold back her laughter as soon as she heard the word "mommy" out of Sephiroth's mouth. She leaned over and whispered into Jill's ear.
"Did a tough guy like that just say 'mommy'?" Kyo asked, chuckling a bit. Jill giggled too.
"What's so funny?" Sephiroth demanded in irritation. The two girls went silent and Sephiroth was able to continue.
"But instead of being your average cool-looking villain, I wanted something much greater..." he trailed off.
"Like what?" Jill asked.
"I want to be...a singing villain!" Sephiroth declared. Kyo and Jill just stared in shock.
"A singing...villain...?" Kyo repeated.
"Yes! Would you like to hear my first song?" Sephiroth asked. Before Kyo could shout "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NOOOO!", music began to play in the background. Kyo and Jill watched Sephiroth helplessly as he began to sing.
"Oh, I'm the mighty villain,
The greatest know villain!
I'm the mighty villain,
Bow down at my feet!
Heroes wanna beat me,
Other villains wanna be me!
Oh, I'm the mighty villain,
Obey me or die!"
Kyo was crying on the floor and Jill was looking around the room in total confusion. Sephiroth stopped singing for a moment and there was a bizarre piano solo that didn't really seemed to match the song. The piano solo continued for a while, drowning out Kyo's sobs. Sephiroth checked his watch and tapped his foot in annoyance. The piano solo was longer than he thought. When it was his cue, Sephiroth began to sing again.
"I'll obliterate my opponents,
I'll smash them to tiny bits!
I'll-"
"PLEASE STOP! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" sobbed Kyo. The music stopped and Sephiroth glared at Kyo.
"How dare you interrupt me you little runt," he snarled, "that was my very first song."
"I think your song was very lovely, Mister Sephiroth," Jill said brightly.
"Thank you," Sephiroth smiled and then looked serious, "but since you saw me, you're going to have to come with me."
"What?! No way! I refuse! I'm staying right here!" Kyo shouted. Sephiroth unsheathed his masamune and pointed at Kyo's throat. Kyo gulped.
"I guess it wouldn't be such a bad idea to come with you," Kyo grumbled. Sephiroth put away his sword and he grabbed our two hapless heroes and leaped out the window before the other Shinra guards could arrive.
More notes: Short chapter, huh? It'll be shorter from now on. This way I can pump out more chapters faster without feeling pressured. As for Sephiroth...what happened is that I wanted to change some of the characters' personalities. I wanted Sephiroth to be one of those singing villains (like you see in the Disney movies). If you're groaning about Kyo and Jill going with Sephiroth...don't worry, it won't last. Remember, this is a parody of a cliche...In the next chapter, Kyo and Jill's purpose for being sucked into the FF7 world will be revealed!
Kyo started to come to her senses after being dragged around by Jill.
"Hey! Where do you think you're going?!" Kyo demanded, trying to pry off Jill's fingers from her shoulder.
"I'm going to report to the general like that girl said to do," Jill replied.
"Are you crazy?! We can't do that! We don't even work for them!" Kyo cried.
"Oh, that's right," Jill giggled, "besides, I didn't know where to report to anyway."
"I'm sick of this. We're not getting anywhere, let's try to find some other way out of um...uh..."
"Midgar?"
"Yes, Midar. Let's go!" Kyo proceeded to the elevator with Jill following behind her, saying that going through the Shinra building was the only way out of Midgar. The two of them entered the elevator and Jill was immediately attracted to the glowing buttons.
"Ohhh..." she began pushing random buttons.
"Jill! What are you doing now?!" Kyo yelled. She glanced at the buttons Jill had pressed.
"You idiot! You took us to the wrong floor!" Kyo hit Jill over the head.
"Ow! Sorry, Kyo! It was reflex!" Jill protested. Kyo looked at the button Jill had pressed. It was taking them to the very top floor. The irritating elevator music was beginning to grind Kyo's nerves.
"With our luck, I bet there are hundreds of guards and stuff," Kyo muttered.
"It shouldn't be too bad. We're wearing our Shinra disguises," Jill said.
The elevator stopped and Kyo was more than happy to get out. Oddly enough, there were hardly any signs of life on the floor. She noticed a few blood trails on the floor.
"This is were Cloud and the others found out about Sephiroth and Rufus," Jill informed.
"Whatever," Kyo shrugged, "let's go back down. I don't think we want to stay here."
"No! We need to explore!" Jill said.
"If we explore we're going to get killed," Kyo argued, but Jill wasn't listening. Jill ran towards the stairs and began to head up them. Kyo sighed, muttered about dying too young, and followed after her.
What was standing before them was the most amazing thing the two girls had seen so far. A man with long silver hair and wearing a black cape had his back turned to them. This was the almighty Sephiroth.
"Yes, this is perfect..." he said, and then turned around. Sephiroth was surprised to see two Shinra guards staring at him, then he beamed. He finally had an audience!
"Well, well, I wasn't expecting guests," he said coolly, "what a pleasant surprise."
"What's this all about? Who are you?" Kyo asked.
"Who am I? I am the almighty Sephiroth. I have come to take the Promised Land to mommy," said Sephiroth, the tone of his voice not changing even a little. Kyo tried to hold back her laughter as soon as she heard the word "mommy" out of Sephiroth's mouth. She leaned over and whispered into Jill's ear.
"Did a tough guy like that just say 'mommy'?" Kyo asked, chuckling a bit. Jill giggled too.
"What's so funny?" Sephiroth demanded in irritation. The two girls went silent and Sephiroth was able to continue.
"But instead of being your average cool-looking villain, I wanted something much greater..." he trailed off.
"Like what?" Jill asked.
"I want to be...a singing villain!" Sephiroth declared. Kyo and Jill just stared in shock.
"A singing...villain...?" Kyo repeated.
"Yes! Would you like to hear my first song?" Sephiroth asked. Before Kyo could shout "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NOOOO!", music began to play in the background. Kyo and Jill watched Sephiroth helplessly as he began to sing.
"Oh, I'm the mighty villain,
The greatest know villain!
I'm the mighty villain,
Bow down at my feet!
Heroes wanna beat me,
Other villains wanna be me!
Oh, I'm the mighty villain,
Obey me or die!"
Kyo was crying on the floor and Jill was looking around the room in total confusion. Sephiroth stopped singing for a moment and there was a bizarre piano solo that didn't really seemed to match the song. The piano solo continued for a while, drowning out Kyo's sobs. Sephiroth checked his watch and tapped his foot in annoyance. The piano solo was longer than he thought. When it was his cue, Sephiroth began to sing again.
"I'll obliterate my opponents,
I'll smash them to tiny bits!
I'll-"
"PLEASE STOP! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" sobbed Kyo. The music stopped and Sephiroth glared at Kyo.
"How dare you interrupt me you little runt," he snarled, "that was my very first song."
"I think your song was very lovely, Mister Sephiroth," Jill said brightly.
"Thank you," Sephiroth smiled and then looked serious, "but since you saw me, you're going to have to come with me."
"What?! No way! I refuse! I'm staying right here!" Kyo shouted. Sephiroth unsheathed his masamune and pointed at Kyo's throat. Kyo gulped.
"I guess it wouldn't be such a bad idea to come with you," Kyo grumbled. Sephiroth put away his sword and he grabbed our two hapless heroes and leaped out the window before the other Shinra guards could arrive.
More notes: Short chapter, huh? It'll be shorter from now on. This way I can pump out more chapters faster without feeling pressured. As for Sephiroth...what happened is that I wanted to change some of the characters' personalities. I wanted Sephiroth to be one of those singing villains (like you see in the Disney movies). If you're groaning about Kyo and Jill going with Sephiroth...don't worry, it won't last. Remember, this is a parody of a cliche...In the next chapter, Kyo and Jill's purpose for being sucked into the FF7 world will be revealed!