Note: Ah, no, you have it all wrong =D Sephiroth will still be singing and appearing sometimes. I want it like that. You'll be hearing more evil tunes from your favorite evil villain of chaos!
Disclaimer: I own Greg Marrow! Ha ha HA ha HA HA!
Kyo was grumbling about being carried under Sephiroth's arm while he fled the city of Midgar. She was very unhappy about her current situation. So far, Sephiroth had jumped out the window of the top floor they were on, beat up random guards and robots, talked to a boy who raised some kind of freaky birds, and now they were far away from Midgar near a swampy area.
"Your armpits smell, and you look funny. What's with those bangs anyway? Some kind of new look? Loser, put me down now!" she yelled. Kyo realized that Sephiroth wasn't listening to her. He had his mind focused on something else.
"Okay, Mister Sephiroth. I see something that begins with...uh...'G'," said Jill. Sephiroth rolled his eyes. He was beginning to regret bringing along the two Shinra guards. They were quickly becoming very annoying.
"Grass," he muttered.
"Wow! That's great!" Jill exclaimed.
"Put me down! You silver-haired beast! Old man!" Kyo shouted. To her surprise, Sephiroth had stopped near the edge of the swamp. He dropped Jill on the ground while she was trying to form a new game. He lifted Kyo into the air with one hand.
"Put you down?! You want me to put you down?!" he snarled. His patience had snapped. He couldn't stand these two little nuisances any longer. He held her over the swamp. Kyo noticed a large, dark shape moving in the water.
"No! Wait! I'm very comfortable and happy under your armpit!" Kyo cried. Sephiroth glared at her for a moment, then threw her aside.
"You're all a bunch of annoying pests!" he screamed. Then Kyo and Jill heard the music start to play again.
"Oh no, not another song," Kyo began to think being devoured by that dark thing in the swamp would have been a less cruel punishment.
"You're all a bunch of nincompoops,
You really grind my nerves!
You fuss, whine, and cry,
I think I'm going to lose my mind!
I should have just killed you,
'cause you're only a nuisance to my plans,"
Sephiroth stopped singing. There would be time for that later. He wanted the Shinra guards dead now. Sephiroth grabbed Jill who shrieked and squirmed in his grip. He held her over the edge of the swamp. The dark figure in the water swam closer. Sephiroth whispered into Jill's ear.
"I see something that begins with 'S', do you know what it is?" he asked harshly.
"Um...uh...the sky?" Jill answered.
"Nope, serpent food," he answered with an evil smile. To Kyo's utter shock, Sephiroth threw Jill into the swamp's filthy green water.
"I can't believe you did that!" she said.
"Well, I am a villain after all," he reached down and grabbed Kyo by her shirt.
"Prepare to join your friend," he said, and then tossed her into the water. Kyo screamed, "YOU SUCK AS A VILLAAAAAAIIIIN!" before disappearing under the green water. Sephiroth smiled. Finally they were dead and gone. He walked away to figure out where to go next and maybe make some new song lyrics.
IS THIS THE END FOR OUR HEROES?!
NO OF COURSE NOT!
Kyo struggled to stay conscious while trying to swim to the surface. She was having a lot of difficulty swimming, mostly because she swam as good as a rock.
"This is it," she thought, "I'm gonna die in some stupid game because of some singing jerk-" Kyo paused. She felt like there was something close by. Something very big. Something that you didn't want to encounter underwater. Something that's-Okay, I'll shut up now.
Kyo opened her eyes and noticed a large shadow coming towards her. It was difficult to see what it was, but Kyo knew that she was doomed. All shadowy big things meant a messy death. As the shadow came closer, Kyo saw a bright flash of light and fell unconscious.
When Kyo awoken, she could hear two voices talking. It was hard to hear what they were talking about, but one voice sounded like Jill's voice. Kyo forced herself to sit up and she then yawned loudly. She noticed she was in a moss-covered cave.
"Oh! You're awake! I'm so glad you're okay," Kyo squinted and noticed Jill was sitting there.
"How'd I get there? And I smell like dead fish," Kyo grumbled.
"Greetings young ones from another world," a voice said. Kyo jumped and saw that there was a well with light emitting from it. A ghost of a man was sitting on top of the well. He smiled at them.
"Hello, I'm Greg Marrow, and I need you to get something for me," he said.
Disclaimer: I own Greg Marrow! Ha ha HA ha HA HA!
Kyo was grumbling about being carried under Sephiroth's arm while he fled the city of Midgar. She was very unhappy about her current situation. So far, Sephiroth had jumped out the window of the top floor they were on, beat up random guards and robots, talked to a boy who raised some kind of freaky birds, and now they were far away from Midgar near a swampy area.
"Your armpits smell, and you look funny. What's with those bangs anyway? Some kind of new look? Loser, put me down now!" she yelled. Kyo realized that Sephiroth wasn't listening to her. He had his mind focused on something else.
"Okay, Mister Sephiroth. I see something that begins with...uh...'G'," said Jill. Sephiroth rolled his eyes. He was beginning to regret bringing along the two Shinra guards. They were quickly becoming very annoying.
"Grass," he muttered.
"Wow! That's great!" Jill exclaimed.
"Put me down! You silver-haired beast! Old man!" Kyo shouted. To her surprise, Sephiroth had stopped near the edge of the swamp. He dropped Jill on the ground while she was trying to form a new game. He lifted Kyo into the air with one hand.
"Put you down?! You want me to put you down?!" he snarled. His patience had snapped. He couldn't stand these two little nuisances any longer. He held her over the swamp. Kyo noticed a large, dark shape moving in the water.
"No! Wait! I'm very comfortable and happy under your armpit!" Kyo cried. Sephiroth glared at her for a moment, then threw her aside.
"You're all a bunch of annoying pests!" he screamed. Then Kyo and Jill heard the music start to play again.
"Oh no, not another song," Kyo began to think being devoured by that dark thing in the swamp would have been a less cruel punishment.
"You're all a bunch of nincompoops,
You really grind my nerves!
You fuss, whine, and cry,
I think I'm going to lose my mind!
I should have just killed you,
'cause you're only a nuisance to my plans,"
Sephiroth stopped singing. There would be time for that later. He wanted the Shinra guards dead now. Sephiroth grabbed Jill who shrieked and squirmed in his grip. He held her over the edge of the swamp. The dark figure in the water swam closer. Sephiroth whispered into Jill's ear.
"I see something that begins with 'S', do you know what it is?" he asked harshly.
"Um...uh...the sky?" Jill answered.
"Nope, serpent food," he answered with an evil smile. To Kyo's utter shock, Sephiroth threw Jill into the swamp's filthy green water.
"I can't believe you did that!" she said.
"Well, I am a villain after all," he reached down and grabbed Kyo by her shirt.
"Prepare to join your friend," he said, and then tossed her into the water. Kyo screamed, "YOU SUCK AS A VILLAAAAAAIIIIN!" before disappearing under the green water. Sephiroth smiled. Finally they were dead and gone. He walked away to figure out where to go next and maybe make some new song lyrics.
IS THIS THE END FOR OUR HEROES?!
NO OF COURSE NOT!
Kyo struggled to stay conscious while trying to swim to the surface. She was having a lot of difficulty swimming, mostly because she swam as good as a rock.
"This is it," she thought, "I'm gonna die in some stupid game because of some singing jerk-" Kyo paused. She felt like there was something close by. Something very big. Something that you didn't want to encounter underwater. Something that's-Okay, I'll shut up now.
Kyo opened her eyes and noticed a large shadow coming towards her. It was difficult to see what it was, but Kyo knew that she was doomed. All shadowy big things meant a messy death. As the shadow came closer, Kyo saw a bright flash of light and fell unconscious.
When Kyo awoken, she could hear two voices talking. It was hard to hear what they were talking about, but one voice sounded like Jill's voice. Kyo forced herself to sit up and she then yawned loudly. She noticed she was in a moss-covered cave.
"Oh! You're awake! I'm so glad you're okay," Kyo squinted and noticed Jill was sitting there.
"How'd I get there? And I smell like dead fish," Kyo grumbled.
"Greetings young ones from another world," a voice said. Kyo jumped and saw that there was a well with light emitting from it. A ghost of a man was sitting on top of the well. He smiled at them.
"Hello, I'm Greg Marrow, and I need you to get something for me," he said.