Note: More Sephy for you. And more musical tunes! Sorry about any grammar errors you find. I was sleepy when I checked this.
Kyo and Jill wound up back outside of the Well of Awakening. They were near a cave that was next to a swamp. The dark shadow in the water was still swimming around. Fortunately, there was no one there to throw them into the swamp again.
"Okay. So we need to find this Crystal of Funk thing. Where do we start?" Kyo asked. Jill thought long and hard, then smiled. She had an answer.
"I have no idea!" she said cheerfully. Kyo resisted the urge to strangle her.
"How are we supposed to locate the Crystal of Funk if we don't know where it is?!" Kyo yelled.
"Why don't we try looking in that cave?" Jill suggested.
"Okay, fine," said Kyo, and both girls entered the cave.
Meanwhile, in Junon, Sephiroth stood in the middle of the dirty streets. People quickly hurried past him. They had obviously never seen a man with a black cape bent on world domination. He smiled to himself. Junon would be the perfect place to start his quest to rule the world. He sniffed a bit, mommy would be so proud. Sephiroth felt another song coming on. The music began as people stopped to watch.
"People of Junon! You're in for big trouble!
For I'm the evil Sephiroth,
My strength knows no bounds!
The world will belong to me,
I will conquer it for mommy!"
A female chorus broke in and began singing. The people looked around for the source of the singing, but couldn't find it. Sephiroth couldn't find it either. He shrugged.
"He's the baddest of them all!
The very baddest of them all!"
Another piano solo began. Sephiroth calmly waited until it was over before singing again.
"Heroes will cower,
When they hear my name!
Villains won't dare challenge,
This mighty Shinra general,
Because they are very L-A-M-E!"
The chorus started up again.
"He's the baddest of them all!
The very baddest of them all!"
Sephiroth broke in once again to finish the song.
"Oh yeah, I'm the very baddest...villaaaaiiin!"
The song stopped and the crowd's jaws hung open. They really didn't know what to make of this unusual musical outburst. However, the music was nice, and the song was catchy...
"WHOO! That was awesome!"
"Do more! Do more!"
The crowd applauded. This was not the reaction Sephiroth wanted. He expected them to cower in fear.
"Oh well, I'll work on that later," Sephiroth needed to go to Costal de Sol next. He'd get onto one of the ships. He smiled to himself as he walked off. This was a nice start...
Meanwhile, Kyo was furious.
"Hey! This chapter is ending already?! Our scene wasn't even that long!" she exclaimed.
"And we're the main characters!" Jill cried.
"Yeah! What about our adventures through danger? Our triumphs? Our exciting discoveries?!" she cried, waving her arms around furiously.
Sephiroth appeared behind them.
"Shut up, peons. You don't deserve a story," he said simply.
Kyo and Jill wound up back outside of the Well of Awakening. They were near a cave that was next to a swamp. The dark shadow in the water was still swimming around. Fortunately, there was no one there to throw them into the swamp again.
"Okay. So we need to find this Crystal of Funk thing. Where do we start?" Kyo asked. Jill thought long and hard, then smiled. She had an answer.
"I have no idea!" she said cheerfully. Kyo resisted the urge to strangle her.
"How are we supposed to locate the Crystal of Funk if we don't know where it is?!" Kyo yelled.
"Why don't we try looking in that cave?" Jill suggested.
"Okay, fine," said Kyo, and both girls entered the cave.
Meanwhile, in Junon, Sephiroth stood in the middle of the dirty streets. People quickly hurried past him. They had obviously never seen a man with a black cape bent on world domination. He smiled to himself. Junon would be the perfect place to start his quest to rule the world. He sniffed a bit, mommy would be so proud. Sephiroth felt another song coming on. The music began as people stopped to watch.
"People of Junon! You're in for big trouble!
For I'm the evil Sephiroth,
My strength knows no bounds!
The world will belong to me,
I will conquer it for mommy!"
A female chorus broke in and began singing. The people looked around for the source of the singing, but couldn't find it. Sephiroth couldn't find it either. He shrugged.
"He's the baddest of them all!
The very baddest of them all!"
Another piano solo began. Sephiroth calmly waited until it was over before singing again.
"Heroes will cower,
When they hear my name!
Villains won't dare challenge,
This mighty Shinra general,
Because they are very L-A-M-E!"
The chorus started up again.
"He's the baddest of them all!
The very baddest of them all!"
Sephiroth broke in once again to finish the song.
"Oh yeah, I'm the very baddest...villaaaaiiin!"
The song stopped and the crowd's jaws hung open. They really didn't know what to make of this unusual musical outburst. However, the music was nice, and the song was catchy...
"WHOO! That was awesome!"
"Do more! Do more!"
The crowd applauded. This was not the reaction Sephiroth wanted. He expected them to cower in fear.
"Oh well, I'll work on that later," Sephiroth needed to go to Costal de Sol next. He'd get onto one of the ships. He smiled to himself as he walked off. This was a nice start...
Meanwhile, Kyo was furious.
"Hey! This chapter is ending already?! Our scene wasn't even that long!" she exclaimed.
"And we're the main characters!" Jill cried.
"Yeah! What about our adventures through danger? Our triumphs? Our exciting discoveries?!" she cried, waving her arms around furiously.
Sephiroth appeared behind them.
"Shut up, peons. You don't deserve a story," he said simply.