:: Scene changes to a blonde "pretty boy". He's. how can one put it? Hot.
His hair is meticulously perfect, and he has this broad smirk on his face.
Name: Draco Malfoy- Big man on campus.::
Rita: You tell me you have the "real" scoop on the boy-who-lived.
Draco: Yeah. Potter and that redhead, Ron Weasley, they fool around. A lot! I've caught them snogging more than once before.
Rita: Really? How did it effect you?
Draco: What do you mean? It was gross.
Rita: But did it hurt you that your crush was making out with another boy?
Draco: ::looking sick:: My secret crush? On a guy? HARRY POTTER?
Rita: No, not Harry. I'm talking about Ron, people tell me that you scream his name at nights.
Draco: Did Crabbe tell you this? He doesn't know anything!
Rita: Oh, did I hit a soft spot?
Draco: Forget it! The deal's off Rita, here's your money back!
Rita: ::looks kind of sheepish as Draco waves around a couple of sickles:: What are you talking about Draco? ::a nervous laugh, raises her hand, swiftly moving it across her throat.::
::The picture turns blank for a few seconds. It comes back on, focusing on an elbow slightly to the left. Hermione's and Ginny's voice are heard in the background.::
Hermione: GINNY! Don't put your hand *there*!
Ginny: Oops. Sorry.
Hermione: Stop touching!
Ginny: Oh, come on! I'm just playing!
Hermione: No! Come on, Rita's trying to shoot a film here!
Ginny: ::seductively:: Oh, come on Hermione!
Hermione: ::gasps:: Ginny! Now look what you did! I'm all *wet*!
:: It seems as if the cameraman just realizes that he's shooting absolutely nothing. He swings the camera around a couple of times to see Hermione Granger standing up brushing black ink off her dress. Ginny Weasley looks a little sheepish with an ink bottle in her hand.::
Ginny: Sorry!
:: The picture is back on again with Harry and Ron, Harry looking a little more than upset stands up and starts waving his hands around.::
Harry: Are you insinuating something Rita?
Rita: ::nervous giggle:: My, whatever do you mean?
Ron: I'm confused.
Rita: Don't worry Ron, Harry's just being overdramatic.
Harry: OVER DRAMATIC? ::says overdramatically::
Ron: What? What's wrong?
Harry: All of the nerve! ::waves his hands a bit more:: To even think! Ah!
Ron: I'm confused.
Rita: He's upset dear.
Ron: ::looks at Rita like she's a blithering idiot:: Yeah. Got that.
Rita: ::shrugs her shoulders:: You said you were confused.
::Scene switches to a stumpy plump kid. He looks around nervously. He sees writing beneath him, which says: Neville, the flamboyant one, points and giggles.::
Neville: Hey, that's my name!
Rita: Don't touch that! That's for the movie.
Neville: Oops. Sorry. ::giggles again::
Rita: So.
Neville: Oh. Yeah. ::giggle giggle:: I'm gay.
~~~
Gasp! NEVILLE GAY? Wait. that's not a surprise. ha! Neway. hoped you liked it! I think this one is funnier than the last. yay! Hopefully it'll get funnier. Snape next time. god I love playing with that man! Yay! Review please! Oooh. and if you have any great ideas, please email them to me at Kitts4real@aol.com! Thanks! I'll use 'em. cuz god knows I need help! Ha! Neway. love you guys! Love me
Rita: You tell me you have the "real" scoop on the boy-who-lived.
Draco: Yeah. Potter and that redhead, Ron Weasley, they fool around. A lot! I've caught them snogging more than once before.
Rita: Really? How did it effect you?
Draco: What do you mean? It was gross.
Rita: But did it hurt you that your crush was making out with another boy?
Draco: ::looking sick:: My secret crush? On a guy? HARRY POTTER?
Rita: No, not Harry. I'm talking about Ron, people tell me that you scream his name at nights.
Draco: Did Crabbe tell you this? He doesn't know anything!
Rita: Oh, did I hit a soft spot?
Draco: Forget it! The deal's off Rita, here's your money back!
Rita: ::looks kind of sheepish as Draco waves around a couple of sickles:: What are you talking about Draco? ::a nervous laugh, raises her hand, swiftly moving it across her throat.::
::The picture turns blank for a few seconds. It comes back on, focusing on an elbow slightly to the left. Hermione's and Ginny's voice are heard in the background.::
Hermione: GINNY! Don't put your hand *there*!
Ginny: Oops. Sorry.
Hermione: Stop touching!
Ginny: Oh, come on! I'm just playing!
Hermione: No! Come on, Rita's trying to shoot a film here!
Ginny: ::seductively:: Oh, come on Hermione!
Hermione: ::gasps:: Ginny! Now look what you did! I'm all *wet*!
:: It seems as if the cameraman just realizes that he's shooting absolutely nothing. He swings the camera around a couple of times to see Hermione Granger standing up brushing black ink off her dress. Ginny Weasley looks a little sheepish with an ink bottle in her hand.::
Ginny: Sorry!
:: The picture is back on again with Harry and Ron, Harry looking a little more than upset stands up and starts waving his hands around.::
Harry: Are you insinuating something Rita?
Rita: ::nervous giggle:: My, whatever do you mean?
Ron: I'm confused.
Rita: Don't worry Ron, Harry's just being overdramatic.
Harry: OVER DRAMATIC? ::says overdramatically::
Ron: What? What's wrong?
Harry: All of the nerve! ::waves his hands a bit more:: To even think! Ah!
Ron: I'm confused.
Rita: He's upset dear.
Ron: ::looks at Rita like she's a blithering idiot:: Yeah. Got that.
Rita: ::shrugs her shoulders:: You said you were confused.
::Scene switches to a stumpy plump kid. He looks around nervously. He sees writing beneath him, which says: Neville, the flamboyant one, points and giggles.::
Neville: Hey, that's my name!
Rita: Don't touch that! That's for the movie.
Neville: Oops. Sorry. ::giggles again::
Rita: So.
Neville: Oh. Yeah. ::giggle giggle:: I'm gay.
~~~
Gasp! NEVILLE GAY? Wait. that's not a surprise. ha! Neway. hoped you liked it! I think this one is funnier than the last. yay! Hopefully it'll get funnier. Snape next time. god I love playing with that man! Yay! Review please! Oooh. and if you have any great ideas, please email them to me at Kitts4real@aol.com! Thanks! I'll use 'em. cuz god knows I need help! Ha! Neway. love you guys! Love me