Get Over It
How many times to I have to say it?! I don't own Inuyasha or "Get over it" the movie!
Chapter 5
A Change In the Play
Geez. Getting arrested is one thing. Getting busted out of jail for being underage in a strip club by your parents is another. At least, if you don't have mine. Did I tell you about my parents yet? No? Well, they work on one of those relationship shows, and try to act all cool and junk like that.
Driving home, we had the freakiest conversation ever.
"Well, it's not every night when you wake up to the police calling you, saying that your son has been arrested for being part of the sex ring," My dad said. I rolled my eyes, although I'm sure he saw it. "And we have to say...." I winced, waiting for the worst.
"We're proud of you son!" My mom finished. My eyes were probably the size of dinner plates now.
"We thought you'd still be hung up on Kikyo, although you got back on that horse, or should I say, suspension wire (a/n- i finally remembered what it really was)," My dad said, jokingly. "I say, we celebrate with some frozen yogurt!"
"Well, Inu might want to spend some time alone in his room," My mom said, her eyebrows raised. I knew what she was talking about.
In a monotonous voice, I said, "Yogurt's fine."
*~*~*
When I got to school the next day for the rehearsals, I just got there in time to hear Naraku acting out a scene backstage. He turned and saw me.
"Aah, if it isn't our little celebrity," Naraku said, showing everyone backstage the article in the newspaper that was about my little strip club problem. "You know, you take a very good picture, Inu." By now, that fake British accent Naraku tries to pull off (unsuccessfully, I might add) really ticks me off.
"You know, if you keep talking with that accent, people are going to mistake you for Mary Poppins," I said, with a smirk. Then I saw the foundation on his face. "Wait... are you wearing make up?"
"Oh, if that's the way you want it, FINE!" Naraku said, and pulled out nunchucks (is that the correct spelling?) from his pants. What? What freak does that?!
"Who keeps nunchucks in their pants?!" I yelled. Suddenly, Naraku had one of the nunchucks slip out of his hand, and it hit the stage assistant, Yura, in a very private spot on the body, while she was pulling on the curtain rope. She dropped that, which in turn, dropped a light (who knows?) on the guy playing Lysander.
After a few minutes, you saw the poor sap on a stretcher.
I heard in front of me, the two guys in stage and sound crew say, "I... never saw the bone poke through the skin like that..."
Yeah, I was gonna be sick soon.
"Since our perfect star cannot perform, we'll need to find a replacement, who can learn the lines in only three days," Hiten-sensei said, OBVIOUSLY angry that it happened. "Who's volunteering." Some guy who played a fairy raised his hand. "SIT DOWN, LITTLE STEVE!"
"I volunteer someone," Naraku said.
"Well, a man of... thirty...seven can't possibly keep up with you youngsters," Hiten-sensei said.
"I was meaning, Inu Yasha."
"Oh..." Hiten-sensei said. "Who else?" Seeing Little Steve try to stand up. "SIT DOWN, LITTLE STEVE!"
"I accept." I answered. I smirked, and looked at Kagome, who's eyes were wide.
*~*~*
I decided to call Kagome to practice that stupid script. Unfortunately, I got Shippou on the phone instead.
"Moshi moshi, Higurashi residence," Shippou's voice said.
"Hey, it's me," I said.
"Hey, Inu. I'm watchin' the dog hump the rubber tree," He answered. I was confused.
"Huh? Is that some sort of saying over there?" I asked.
"No, we're watching my aunt's dog, Skip, and it has some kind of... hormonal imbalance," Shippou said.
"Wow." I said, merely. "Can I talk to Kagome?"
"Okay..." I heard him get up, and say to Kagome, "Inu's on the phone. Why are my friends calling you anyway?"
"Shut up," Kagome's voice was heard, and then I heard her louder. "Hey!"
"Hi, I wanted to take you up on that offer. I really need that help," I said.
"Of course," She said.
"Ja!" I said, quickly, and hung up, but not before I heard Shippou breathing on the other phone in their house.
*~*~*
After school, I usually have basketball practice, but not tonight. So, I went directly to rehearsal, then to the game which was immediately afterward.
I ran onto the court, and pulled off the pants that covered the bottom part of my uniform. Suddenly, I heard, "Nice Ass!" from the crowd, and looked down. OH MY GOD, I forgot my shorts! I pulled the shirt down as far as it could go, and ran out of the gymnasium.
*~*~*
a/n- Konnichiwa! Thank you all so much for the reviews! Cookies to all!!
Review Replies:
Mediaminer.org:
Duo no Tsuin- O.O You really stayed up that late to see the movie? Whoa! Even on the weekends, my parents won't let me stay up that late! Thanks for reviewing!! ^^
On Fanfiction.net:
lilmiko_grl- Here's the next chapter!
Ice dagger- Souten's evil... ^_^ And the actual play scene's coming up, watch out for it!
tOKU-cHaN- I agree, Inuyasha should be more stubborn, but it would also screw up the storyline.
Hoshi- I'm glad you like the fic and the movie!
tsunami-chan- ^^ Hope this chapter's to your liking!
AGAIN, Thank ya all for reviewing!! ^^
How many times to I have to say it?! I don't own Inuyasha or "Get over it" the movie!
Chapter 5
A Change In the Play
Geez. Getting arrested is one thing. Getting busted out of jail for being underage in a strip club by your parents is another. At least, if you don't have mine. Did I tell you about my parents yet? No? Well, they work on one of those relationship shows, and try to act all cool and junk like that.
Driving home, we had the freakiest conversation ever.
"Well, it's not every night when you wake up to the police calling you, saying that your son has been arrested for being part of the sex ring," My dad said. I rolled my eyes, although I'm sure he saw it. "And we have to say...." I winced, waiting for the worst.
"We're proud of you son!" My mom finished. My eyes were probably the size of dinner plates now.
"We thought you'd still be hung up on Kikyo, although you got back on that horse, or should I say, suspension wire (a/n- i finally remembered what it really was)," My dad said, jokingly. "I say, we celebrate with some frozen yogurt!"
"Well, Inu might want to spend some time alone in his room," My mom said, her eyebrows raised. I knew what she was talking about.
In a monotonous voice, I said, "Yogurt's fine."
*~*~*
When I got to school the next day for the rehearsals, I just got there in time to hear Naraku acting out a scene backstage. He turned and saw me.
"Aah, if it isn't our little celebrity," Naraku said, showing everyone backstage the article in the newspaper that was about my little strip club problem. "You know, you take a very good picture, Inu." By now, that fake British accent Naraku tries to pull off (unsuccessfully, I might add) really ticks me off.
"You know, if you keep talking with that accent, people are going to mistake you for Mary Poppins," I said, with a smirk. Then I saw the foundation on his face. "Wait... are you wearing make up?"
"Oh, if that's the way you want it, FINE!" Naraku said, and pulled out nunchucks (is that the correct spelling?) from his pants. What? What freak does that?!
"Who keeps nunchucks in their pants?!" I yelled. Suddenly, Naraku had one of the nunchucks slip out of his hand, and it hit the stage assistant, Yura, in a very private spot on the body, while she was pulling on the curtain rope. She dropped that, which in turn, dropped a light (who knows?) on the guy playing Lysander.
After a few minutes, you saw the poor sap on a stretcher.
I heard in front of me, the two guys in stage and sound crew say, "I... never saw the bone poke through the skin like that..."
Yeah, I was gonna be sick soon.
"Since our perfect star cannot perform, we'll need to find a replacement, who can learn the lines in only three days," Hiten-sensei said, OBVIOUSLY angry that it happened. "Who's volunteering." Some guy who played a fairy raised his hand. "SIT DOWN, LITTLE STEVE!"
"I volunteer someone," Naraku said.
"Well, a man of... thirty...seven can't possibly keep up with you youngsters," Hiten-sensei said.
"I was meaning, Inu Yasha."
"Oh..." Hiten-sensei said. "Who else?" Seeing Little Steve try to stand up. "SIT DOWN, LITTLE STEVE!"
"I accept." I answered. I smirked, and looked at Kagome, who's eyes were wide.
*~*~*
I decided to call Kagome to practice that stupid script. Unfortunately, I got Shippou on the phone instead.
"Moshi moshi, Higurashi residence," Shippou's voice said.
"Hey, it's me," I said.
"Hey, Inu. I'm watchin' the dog hump the rubber tree," He answered. I was confused.
"Huh? Is that some sort of saying over there?" I asked.
"No, we're watching my aunt's dog, Skip, and it has some kind of... hormonal imbalance," Shippou said.
"Wow." I said, merely. "Can I talk to Kagome?"
"Okay..." I heard him get up, and say to Kagome, "Inu's on the phone. Why are my friends calling you anyway?"
"Shut up," Kagome's voice was heard, and then I heard her louder. "Hey!"
"Hi, I wanted to take you up on that offer. I really need that help," I said.
"Of course," She said.
"Ja!" I said, quickly, and hung up, but not before I heard Shippou breathing on the other phone in their house.
*~*~*
After school, I usually have basketball practice, but not tonight. So, I went directly to rehearsal, then to the game which was immediately afterward.
I ran onto the court, and pulled off the pants that covered the bottom part of my uniform. Suddenly, I heard, "Nice Ass!" from the crowd, and looked down. OH MY GOD, I forgot my shorts! I pulled the shirt down as far as it could go, and ran out of the gymnasium.
*~*~*
a/n- Konnichiwa! Thank you all so much for the reviews! Cookies to all!!
Review Replies:
Mediaminer.org:
Duo no Tsuin- O.O You really stayed up that late to see the movie? Whoa! Even on the weekends, my parents won't let me stay up that late! Thanks for reviewing!! ^^
On Fanfiction.net:
lilmiko_grl- Here's the next chapter!
Ice dagger- Souten's evil... ^_^ And the actual play scene's coming up, watch out for it!
tOKU-cHaN- I agree, Inuyasha should be more stubborn, but it would also screw up the storyline.
Hoshi- I'm glad you like the fic and the movie!
tsunami-chan- ^^ Hope this chapter's to your liking!
AGAIN, Thank ya all for reviewing!! ^^