Disclaimer: What the hell? You know the *CENSORED* drill!
Me: Well that was rude,
Disclaimer: Why the *CENSORED* WOULD I *CENSORED* GIVE A *CENSORED* *CENSORED*!!!???!?!?!?!?!!?!?
Me:*blinks*.anyways, to the story!
I'm really bored and I have no life, oh and I hate school so I figured I write this, no guarantees that it'll be a *CENSORED* masterpiece but what the hell eh? Shut up, not all Canadians say "eh" but you have to admit it sounds a lot more intelligible than "huh," don't you agree? Anyways, this story'll be about what you want and I will take ten people and write about our adventures in TAMORA PIERCE'S Tortall, k? happy? No? WELL WHY THE *CENSORED* NOT?!?!!? AND NO MORE THAN TEN PEOPLE BECAUSE IF THERE ARE TOO MANY IT'S CONFUSING!! Oh, and first come first serve!!
*Grumbles* anyways, my own bio since yes, I am going to annoy your presence in this particular story so HA!! YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ME!! *laughs maniacally then begins to choke*
Disclaimer: THIS ISNT EVEN MY *CENSORED* IDEA!! WHY THE *CENSORED* ARE YOU STILL *CENSORED* HERE YOU SON OF A *CENSORED* *CENSORED* *CENSORED*?!?!?!?!
Name: Kao (no, not my real name I know but, meh, I like this one)
Age: 14
Personality Description: often referred to as "nuts" or "crazy" I have a reputation for being ill tempered and violent. I bite people when I have the chance, often sarcastic, a pyro, schizo, klepto, and a lot of other things, but who's counting right? Hehe *giggles insanely*. Uhhh, that's all I can think of right now.oh and forgetful, and I know karate! Hi YA!!!!! .note to self: you are NOT a black belt, you cannot kick everybody's and anybody's ass, you are NOT stronger than your average vampire. I have waaaaaay too much pride..I also swear and curse, a lot, I don't just say, "How are you?" I say "Why the fuck are you here?" I like rain and thunder and lightning storms, I like forests, I could go on but I won't because I'm probably wasting your time and now on your hit list. Yes, yes I do occansionally hear voices but- what did you say? No, no I didn't light the school on fire yet! *trails off* Jasper is one of 'em, so's is Loir, and Alexander..then the dominating personality.me.I don't have a short..a..tt.ent..io.HEY A BIRD!!
Physical Description: slightly over-muscular, approximately 5'2, long blonde hair which has blue streaks (dyed of course for those a tad slow), blue eyes that always change, basically white skin since I rarely go outside. I'm not a people person.
And so the story will hopefully begin, and if you review then it would go quicker and I'll make a sad attempt to keep up to date on this one, you know, just for you.
Voice in backround: awwwwwww!!!!!!!
Me: SHUT UP JASPER!!
Jasper: *angry grumbles and grunts*
Me: Well that was rude,
Disclaimer: Why the *CENSORED* WOULD I *CENSORED* GIVE A *CENSORED* *CENSORED*!!!???!?!?!?!?!!?!?
Me:*blinks*.anyways, to the story!
I'm really bored and I have no life, oh and I hate school so I figured I write this, no guarantees that it'll be a *CENSORED* masterpiece but what the hell eh? Shut up, not all Canadians say "eh" but you have to admit it sounds a lot more intelligible than "huh," don't you agree? Anyways, this story'll be about what you want and I will take ten people and write about our adventures in TAMORA PIERCE'S Tortall, k? happy? No? WELL WHY THE *CENSORED* NOT?!?!!? AND NO MORE THAN TEN PEOPLE BECAUSE IF THERE ARE TOO MANY IT'S CONFUSING!! Oh, and first come first serve!!
*Grumbles* anyways, my own bio since yes, I am going to annoy your presence in this particular story so HA!! YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ME!! *laughs maniacally then begins to choke*
Disclaimer: THIS ISNT EVEN MY *CENSORED* IDEA!! WHY THE *CENSORED* ARE YOU STILL *CENSORED* HERE YOU SON OF A *CENSORED* *CENSORED* *CENSORED*?!?!?!?!
Name: Kao (no, not my real name I know but, meh, I like this one)
Age: 14
Personality Description: often referred to as "nuts" or "crazy" I have a reputation for being ill tempered and violent. I bite people when I have the chance, often sarcastic, a pyro, schizo, klepto, and a lot of other things, but who's counting right? Hehe *giggles insanely*. Uhhh, that's all I can think of right now.oh and forgetful, and I know karate! Hi YA!!!!! .note to self: you are NOT a black belt, you cannot kick everybody's and anybody's ass, you are NOT stronger than your average vampire. I have waaaaaay too much pride..I also swear and curse, a lot, I don't just say, "How are you?" I say "Why the fuck are you here?" I like rain and thunder and lightning storms, I like forests, I could go on but I won't because I'm probably wasting your time and now on your hit list. Yes, yes I do occansionally hear voices but- what did you say? No, no I didn't light the school on fire yet! *trails off* Jasper is one of 'em, so's is Loir, and Alexander..then the dominating personality.me.I don't have a short..a..tt.ent..io.HEY A BIRD!!
Physical Description: slightly over-muscular, approximately 5'2, long blonde hair which has blue streaks (dyed of course for those a tad slow), blue eyes that always change, basically white skin since I rarely go outside. I'm not a people person.
And so the story will hopefully begin, and if you review then it would go quicker and I'll make a sad attempt to keep up to date on this one, you know, just for you.
Voice in backround: awwwwwww!!!!!!!
Me: SHUT UP JASPER!!
Jasper: *angry grumbles and grunts*