Disclaimer: Why must you bother me so? What have I done to give you the
misconception that I actually OWN something! Please tell me!! PLEASE!! I
beg of you!
TELL ME WHY!!
Me: uhhh, no more sniffing pixie stix fer you! *reaches to take pixie stix that the Disclaimer is using as some kind of scepter.*
Disclaimer: *snarls and hugs the pixie stix closer*
Me: I'll fight you for it!! GIVE ME THE DAMN PIXIE SITX!!
Disclaimer: *snarls louder*
Me: THAT'S IT!!! HEAD CRUSHING TIME!! *body checks Disclaimer knocking both of them to the ground* *suddenly someone yells "THE CHAIR!!" and a fold-up chair comes out from nowhere. Disclaimer takes chair and whacks me on the head with it and stands over me tauntingly when I (cleverly) foot sweep the disclaimer making it fall on it's ass, I take the pixie stix and run away cackling insanely*
The following have been recruited to the nav- heh, *nervous laughter* IIIIII mean this story, heh, yeah.."story".. *laughs nervously looking left to right*
Eve Eastborne
Katey
.I thought there were more.what the hell? ..Mah, still excepting!!! And I don't know what dreadlocks are.. My eyes are burning!! I have a cold and right now it feels like I have some kind of red-hot poker up my nostrils and in my eyes...and I guarantee you now, that I have a creative mind that will probably come to use during gory scenes...did I forget to mention that? I must have because not nearly half of you would have signed up had you known just exactly HOW morbid I really am!!!! *evil, insane laughter*
The girls (both groups) somehow ended up together in the same place. Mist rose up eerily making the scene look particularly creepy. They appeared to have ended up in some kind of strange Limbo land or something. It was dark and misty making the world seem oblivious to whatever went on beyond this darkness. There were scattered "What the Hell!"s and other unintelligible curses.
"SHUT UP!!" said a voice that could only be described as the goddess's booming temper when it came to these girls.
"I am oh so happy to see you too your highness. It's all our fault we're stuck in Limbo." Raen Lee said to the goddess sarcasm rich in the air, bowing deeply.
"Well, technically it is our fault we're stu-" Reaper pointed out.
"Bimbo? Who's a bimbo? DID YOU JUST CALL ME A BIMBO?!?!?! It's ass- whoopin' ti-" Angel of the Storms roared angrily.
"I SAID LIMBO YOU IDIOT!!" Rean Lee snapped back.
"Oh...shut up! Common mistake common mistake...right Kao?" Angel of the Storms replied awkwardly turning to Kao who seemed to have disappeared under the mist.
"Huh? Yeah, heh, sure, whatever you say..." Kao said popping out of the mist in front of Keita, causing her to jump, then going back under before Keita could hit her.
"See?" Angel of the Storms replied hastily.
"That's coming from Kao think about what she normally says.." Cami retorted.
"HEY SHUT- ahh true enough, true enough.." Kao said momentarily raising from behind Cami and poking her square in the back causing Cami to fall forward slightly. Kao dodged a punch that Cami threw at her face and hid under the mist again to avoid further beating.
"Kathryn, cut it out, you look like an idiot, then again.." Another girl said who had bright red hair annoyance thick in her voice.
"MY NAME IS KAO!! FEAR MY WRATH PUNY MORTAL!!!" Kao, presently known as 'Kathryn' bellowed making the goddess look weak. Katey retaliated by punching Kao in the mouth and rolling her eyes.
"Ow, damnit Katey that hurt!!!" Kao whined clutching her nose.
"AND YOUR BREATH HURT MY EYES!! I'M SURPRISED THEY DIDN'T CORRODE BECAUSE OF THE SMELL!!" Katey screamed walking away.
"Oh, come on Katey! I didn't mean it!! Ah come back Katey!!" Kao said running after Katey.
"Riiiiight, getting back to the topic of getting out of here without Kao..." Eve said trailing off to muffled grunts and mumbles.
"Dear god what have I done? I have taken the liberty of getting heroes to save Tortall and I'm stuck with these idiots!!" The goddess yelled clutching her head, "I feel a headache coming on." "Oh, really? Here." Cami said touching the goddess' head with her fingers gently and suddenly there was a bright yellow flash of light. "What the hell?" The goddess asked looking around confusedly. "Is your headache better?" Cami asked sympathy in her voice. (A/N aren't you happy? YOU have the healing Gift!! Very strong.) "It's entirely gone..." the goddess said looking at Cami with new light. "Well, I must say I AM known for having the magical touch." Cami said getting slightly cocky. "Well, not that I want to intrude on this love fest but, Eve has seemed to have gone somewhere.." Angel of the storms said drifting off slightly looking around. "I could have sworn, she was right behind me.." Keita said also looking around. "BOO!!!" Yelled a voice making everyone jump. Uncontrollable laughter was then was heard radiating through Limbo, NOT Bimbo. "Oh my, don't tell me one of you ruffians can turn invisible!!! I've never even heard of that!!" the goddess complained. "Oh shut up you whiny idiot!!" Taigan said putting her hands on her hips and cocking her head. Suddenly Eve was visible and laughing so hard tears were rolling down her cheeks.
I know I'm skimping on the chapters but first you have to tell me what it is exactly you WANT!!
Fill out what you want people!! Gift, no Gift, what colour, Shang, Knight, Lady, Mage, etc., etc., etc.... Oh, and if you don't tell me I'll make something up, *evil laughter* you never know, I might just make you a sacrifice to the centaurs, you know what that means..
Raen Lee (status?)(Gift? Colour?)
Angel Of The Storms; Shang (Gift? Colour?)
Keita (status?)(Gift? Colour?)
Cami of Queenscove; Knight; yellow Gift (if you want I can change it for you.)
Dyana; mage/author (Colour?)
Taigan; Lady; purple Gift
Eve Eastborne; spy; (Gift? Colour?)
Katey (status?) (Gift? Colour?) If you want you can tell me at school, I honestly don't care..
Me: uhhh, no more sniffing pixie stix fer you! *reaches to take pixie stix that the Disclaimer is using as some kind of scepter.*
Disclaimer: *snarls and hugs the pixie stix closer*
Me: I'll fight you for it!! GIVE ME THE DAMN PIXIE SITX!!
Disclaimer: *snarls louder*
Me: THAT'S IT!!! HEAD CRUSHING TIME!! *body checks Disclaimer knocking both of them to the ground* *suddenly someone yells "THE CHAIR!!" and a fold-up chair comes out from nowhere. Disclaimer takes chair and whacks me on the head with it and stands over me tauntingly when I (cleverly) foot sweep the disclaimer making it fall on it's ass, I take the pixie stix and run away cackling insanely*
The following have been recruited to the nav- heh, *nervous laughter* IIIIII mean this story, heh, yeah.."story".. *laughs nervously looking left to right*
Eve Eastborne
Katey
.I thought there were more.what the hell? ..Mah, still excepting!!! And I don't know what dreadlocks are.. My eyes are burning!! I have a cold and right now it feels like I have some kind of red-hot poker up my nostrils and in my eyes...and I guarantee you now, that I have a creative mind that will probably come to use during gory scenes...did I forget to mention that? I must have because not nearly half of you would have signed up had you known just exactly HOW morbid I really am!!!! *evil, insane laughter*
The girls (both groups) somehow ended up together in the same place. Mist rose up eerily making the scene look particularly creepy. They appeared to have ended up in some kind of strange Limbo land or something. It was dark and misty making the world seem oblivious to whatever went on beyond this darkness. There were scattered "What the Hell!"s and other unintelligible curses.
"SHUT UP!!" said a voice that could only be described as the goddess's booming temper when it came to these girls.
"I am oh so happy to see you too your highness. It's all our fault we're stuck in Limbo." Raen Lee said to the goddess sarcasm rich in the air, bowing deeply.
"Well, technically it is our fault we're stu-" Reaper pointed out.
"Bimbo? Who's a bimbo? DID YOU JUST CALL ME A BIMBO?!?!?! It's ass- whoopin' ti-" Angel of the Storms roared angrily.
"I SAID LIMBO YOU IDIOT!!" Rean Lee snapped back.
"Oh...shut up! Common mistake common mistake...right Kao?" Angel of the Storms replied awkwardly turning to Kao who seemed to have disappeared under the mist.
"Huh? Yeah, heh, sure, whatever you say..." Kao said popping out of the mist in front of Keita, causing her to jump, then going back under before Keita could hit her.
"See?" Angel of the Storms replied hastily.
"That's coming from Kao think about what she normally says.." Cami retorted.
"HEY SHUT- ahh true enough, true enough.." Kao said momentarily raising from behind Cami and poking her square in the back causing Cami to fall forward slightly. Kao dodged a punch that Cami threw at her face and hid under the mist again to avoid further beating.
"Kathryn, cut it out, you look like an idiot, then again.." Another girl said who had bright red hair annoyance thick in her voice.
"MY NAME IS KAO!! FEAR MY WRATH PUNY MORTAL!!!" Kao, presently known as 'Kathryn' bellowed making the goddess look weak. Katey retaliated by punching Kao in the mouth and rolling her eyes.
"Ow, damnit Katey that hurt!!!" Kao whined clutching her nose.
"AND YOUR BREATH HURT MY EYES!! I'M SURPRISED THEY DIDN'T CORRODE BECAUSE OF THE SMELL!!" Katey screamed walking away.
"Oh, come on Katey! I didn't mean it!! Ah come back Katey!!" Kao said running after Katey.
"Riiiiight, getting back to the topic of getting out of here without Kao..." Eve said trailing off to muffled grunts and mumbles.
"Dear god what have I done? I have taken the liberty of getting heroes to save Tortall and I'm stuck with these idiots!!" The goddess yelled clutching her head, "I feel a headache coming on." "Oh, really? Here." Cami said touching the goddess' head with her fingers gently and suddenly there was a bright yellow flash of light. "What the hell?" The goddess asked looking around confusedly. "Is your headache better?" Cami asked sympathy in her voice. (A/N aren't you happy? YOU have the healing Gift!! Very strong.) "It's entirely gone..." the goddess said looking at Cami with new light. "Well, I must say I AM known for having the magical touch." Cami said getting slightly cocky. "Well, not that I want to intrude on this love fest but, Eve has seemed to have gone somewhere.." Angel of the storms said drifting off slightly looking around. "I could have sworn, she was right behind me.." Keita said also looking around. "BOO!!!" Yelled a voice making everyone jump. Uncontrollable laughter was then was heard radiating through Limbo, NOT Bimbo. "Oh my, don't tell me one of you ruffians can turn invisible!!! I've never even heard of that!!" the goddess complained. "Oh shut up you whiny idiot!!" Taigan said putting her hands on her hips and cocking her head. Suddenly Eve was visible and laughing so hard tears were rolling down her cheeks.
I know I'm skimping on the chapters but first you have to tell me what it is exactly you WANT!!
Fill out what you want people!! Gift, no Gift, what colour, Shang, Knight, Lady, Mage, etc., etc., etc.... Oh, and if you don't tell me I'll make something up, *evil laughter* you never know, I might just make you a sacrifice to the centaurs, you know what that means..
Raen Lee (status?)(Gift? Colour?)
Angel Of The Storms; Shang (Gift? Colour?)
Keita (status?)(Gift? Colour?)
Cami of Queenscove; Knight; yellow Gift (if you want I can change it for you.)
Dyana; mage/author (Colour?)
Taigan; Lady; purple Gift
Eve Eastborne; spy; (Gift? Colour?)
Katey (status?) (Gift? Colour?) If you want you can tell me at school, I honestly don't care..