Disclaimer: I do not own the song (Santa Baby) or Severius Snape. I only wish I did.

This song is dedicated to all the Sevy fans out there, but especially one in particular (cough/Pandora/cough). R/R please!

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Sevy Baby

Sevy baby slip a Slytherin under the tree, for me. I've been an awfully good girl. Sevy baby and hurry down the corridor tonight.

Sevy baby, an out-of-space Ford Anglia too, bright blue. I'll wait up for you dear. Sevy baby and hurry down the corridor tonight.

Think of all the fun I've missed. Think of all the times we haven't kissed. This year I could be oh so good. If you'd check off my potions list. Boo doo bee doo.

Sevy honey, I want your cock, really that's. Not a.well maybe that's a lot. I've been your fan all year. Sevy baby and hurry down the corridor tonight.

Sevy cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed. To your "behind". Sevy cutie and hurry down the corridor tonight.

Sevy baby, I'm inviting you to my duplex, for sex!. Trace your pecks down the line. Sevy baby and hurry down the corridor tonight.

Come, just you and me. With some things bought at Venus Envy's**. I really do believe in you. Lets see if believe in me too. Boo doo bee doo.

Sevy baby, forgot to mention one little thing, I sing! I don't want to be alone dear! Sevy baby, and hurry down the corridor tonight.

Hurry down the corridor tonight. Hurry down the corridor tonight.

END.

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** a store that sells sex toys in Halifax, Nova Scotia.