Raen Lee: KNIGHT!!! NO GIFT!!

Cami of Queenscove: Knight; YELLOW GIFT!!

Dyana: mage/author Light Blue Gift, and apparently her muse is surrounded by a white haze and she has muse magic..mah, I've said weirder things in my day.And raining fire and brimstones on enemies!

Keita: You will be a MAGE!!! RED GIFT!! WAR MAGE!! Or if you prefer a LADY!! But still red gift.I like red..I don't know why.

Taigan: Lady; purple Gift

Eve Eastborne: spy; invisibility

Brekke: SPY; GREEN GIFT!!



Katey: SHANG!! NO GIFT!!

Kathryn/Kao: Shang; no gift.

Angel Of The Storms: Shang BLUE GIFT!!!

Reaper: hmmm, I wanna be creative with you.I'm gonna make something up.gimmie a sec.usually I'm pretty morbid and I can't think of anything where you aren't mutated or where you don't mutate people, or if that's what you want.a crap, I can't think.you have the ability to..oh you have wild magic!!

Chopstix: you have wild magic too! You see?!!? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T TELL ME THINGS!! I GET CONFUSED!!!



Soooo that equals.. TWO SPYS!! THREE SHANGS!! ONE LADY!! TWO MAGES!! TWO KNIGHTS!! TWO WILD MAGIC PEOPLE!! HA!! you wouldn't answer so I MADE THEM UP!! If you no like than I no like you. You can read it, whatever floats your boat, rocks your rocker, and whatever other annoying thingy you can think of..hey, this works out PERFECTLY!! TWELVE PEOPLE!! Well, including me..meh, ON TO THE STORY!!!! I'll add special features that you like along the way if you like.I like even numbers.I don't know why.



"Oh, gods, I need an Advil, I'm sending you to Tortall to fight and conquer the forces of evil, blah, blah, blah, good bye." With that the goddess disappeared and the herd of girls found themselves on a grassy knoll overlooking a rich looking town with a large magnificent castle.

"OOOOh, I'm liking this already!!" Brekke yelled overly enthusiastically throwing a fist in the air and charging down the knoll to a clear crystal-like lake.

"HEY!! Look what we're wearing!" Taigan squealed joyfully looking down at a beautiful forest green dress with a matching cape over her slender shoulders, "And I have POCKETS!!!!"

".and you don't usually?" Dyana asked giving Taigan a suspicious eye. Dyana was wearing a long black cloak that covered her almost completely, she also wore boots and had a bow and quiver slung over her shoulders.

"Don't usually what?" Taigan replied still in awe over her dress.

"Have pockets." Dyana pressed.

"HAH! No, who does anyways?" Taigan retorted.

"Oooookay.easily amused girl in isle 7." Kao said walking away down the hill, she was wearing a tunic and a cape with hood, she also was wearing the hood, it was black, and everything she was wearing was black, creepy.

"Isle 7? HAH!! SAYS YOU!! OOOOOHH BURN!!" Taigan yelled back pointing.

"HEY!! Look over there!!" Katey yelled then ran away down the hill her dark blue cape trailing behind her.

"I have a knife in ma boot." Kao said suddenly.

"What?! Who gave her a knife?" Brekke yelled angrily, she was also wearing black, a tunic and breeches to be specific.

"You have one too." Cami indicated pointing to Brekke's boot where a knife hilt was seen.

"But hers is hidden!!!"

"She also is a Shang, she HAS reflexes."

"SHUT UP!!"

A/N I don't feel like going through everyone so everyone is wearing a cape any colour you wish and Knights are wearing tunics and breeches, Shangs are wearing breeches and a shirt, Ladies (or more so "LadY") is wearing a dress, and Spies are wearing light clothes that are easy to move in quickly and silently.

And so our heroes retreated down the hill and into a dark forest where they encountered stuff, things, and animals.yeeeeeeah. and THAT brings us to when..

"Hey, whassat?" Rean Lee asked pointing to a shadow moving through the trees.

"Hello there!! Would it not be easier to walk on the SIDEWALK!! Way to be smart no smart!! AH HA HA HA!!" Angel of the Storms yelled laughing ecstatically.

"I am lost and would like to know where an inn is! Could you give me directions please?"

"Hey, sorry bud, but we're knew to the town and we're just going straight 'cause we saw a castle straight ahead." Reaper replied shrugging.

"Oh, well would one of you fine lads mind if I talked to you?" The shadow asked.

"Oh, of course!" Rean Lee replied sweetly waltzing towards the man and into a sliver of light. The rest of the girls snickered at the man's stupidity, narrow-minded, sexist bastard!! Kao almost yelled this but Katey throw a hand over her mouth before anything came out.

The man walked into the light, he must have been at least 7'3. "HOLY SHIT!!" Keita yelled when she saw how tall he was. She basically gawked at him while he stood there.

The man gave a disgruntled grunt and what looked like a bit of a smile, not much of his face was seen though since of course his hood was pulled over his face. "HO THERE!! How many exactly are in there may I ask? Twenty?"

"Actually twe-" Taigan began before Cami elbowed her in the ribs and interrupted.

"There are seven of us sir." Cami said.

"Seven?" Taigan mouthed questionably.

"YES!! Katey, Kao, Angel of the Storms, Eve, and Brekke didn't trust him so they're surrounding the area!" Cami mouthed back still in the darkness and out of the man's sight.

"Seven? It sounded like more, oh well. Mind stepping into the light for me?" The man asked.

"Of course not sir." Taigan replied curtsying deeply to him.

The man grinned and said to the girls he thought were boys, "You let your woman speak for you?"

"Why yes, of course we do, where we're from women rule and men are our selves." Taigan replied sarcastically a sharp edge to her voice, she glared at the man angrily. The man only laughed.

"Well, you're quite the frisky one aren't you?"

"No, I just don't like sexist bastards."

"Ooooh, THAT was a burn." Reaper commented whistling her appreciation.

"Shut up slave!" Taigan snapped.

"Yes ma'am." Reaper replied quickly playing along with the women rule game.

"Hm, must be a strange town." The stranger said.

"Actually it's a whole different dime-" Taigan began.

"She means Dime..ole.ri..ca.." Cami interrupted again.

"That's the name of our Fief." Dyana piped in.

"YEAH!! FIEF." Keita yelled suddenly seeing that someone that looked like one of the spies or Shangs were about to step on a twig.

The stranger winced and looked at Cami questionably.

"She has ADD." Cami replied attempting to look sympathetic for her friend's motives.

"ADD? What's that?" the stranger asked looking at Keita as though she had some kind of disease.

"No, I don't, I'm s-s-s-special, yeah, SPECIAL!!" Keita said playing along and ticking her head to the right.

"I supposed you could say she acts a bit.childish at times." Cami said looking at Keita who started foaming at the mouth.

The stranger openly showed his disgust and said, "So there is a town that way?" he asked pointing to the way they came, "Oh well then I'll go there, bye now, it was a pleasure." The man basically ran away before any of the girls could say anything.

"HEY!!" Keita yelled at his back sending foam flying out of her mouth, a blob of foam/spit landed on Dyana and she wiped it away with the edge of her cloak a look of great disgust on her face.

"That is disgusting." Angel of the Storms said coming out from the shadows.

"What?" Keita asked innocently the ground around her covered with foam. "Oh, well if one of you idiots hadn't stepped on the twig!! You people need spy lessons!!" She yelled noticing what they were talking about and cleaning up her foam by spitting in out and wiping her mouth on a handkerchief she found in a pocket.

"Oh, yeah, sorry about that," Brekke said sheepishly coming out of her hiding spot.

"BOO!" a voice boomed suddenly from the center of their little group making everyone jump. Eve appeared in the middle of the circle laughing hysterically.

"Second time I've fallen for that!" Katey yelled stomping her foot.

"Yeah well, people like you are scared easily." Kao said jumping out of a tree she found.

"People like me?!?! You basically squeaked!! THAT'S RIGHT!! I HEARD YOU!!" Katey accused.

"NO YOU DIDN'T, NO YOU DIDN'T!!" Kao yelled back.





I think that's good for now, is it?!?!!? Please say yes because I'm not on a creative run right now and I have to leave because I need to think..