Yeah, so disclaimer's are taken care of, or so I hope, and honestly they're
so annoying that I refuse to do them anymore for this story at least, but I
took a fifth and that's that!! So HA! IN YOUR FACE LEMON MERANE!! Anyway,
sorry about that, *coughs* ON TO THE STORY!! I just got a phone call and
they said that they weren't selling anything but they wanted to do a thirty-
minute survey with me, I was just like.um, sure? Honestly I'd thought she'd
meant SECOND but, well, I just noticed that seconds meant minutes.anyways,
you're probably deeply annoyed right now by my endless rants so I won't
make you wait any longer for this chap! HA! FOOLED YOU!! No I'm just kid-
PSYIC!! I live in a house of psychos, my cat's a friggin' psycho, she's
chasing something that isn't there, did I say that there WASN'T ANYTHING
THERE?? And say, is wushu something like ku budo??? .I was falling
asleep in math today.apparently I was making weird noises.then I said I
always make noises.then when I went to lunch I got a big thing of sugar and
ate it..mmmm *drools at the thought of sugar then takes a big bag and pours
it into her mouth* oops, I just noticed that I put a part from a different
chapter I made while I was bored and eating chocolate syrup...hehe, I do
that then cut, paste when I go somewhere else, so you'll be seeing that
again, sorry 'bout that!! Jez. I really screwed that chapter up didn't I?
Well, I'll be reposting it without the mistakes!! So, if it interests you
in the slightest go on ahead and read it, it's just the ending part though,
explaining the chaotic state the castle will be once I've finish with this
chapter!! MUH AH AH AH!!
"So do we get punishment work or something??" Eve asked curiously after their little run in with the boys.
"Are you asking me if you get punishment work? The instructor asked raiseing an eyebrow.
Eve started to reply when Kao put a hand over her mouth and continued, "Nope, she's not asking,"
The instructor grinned approvingly and Kao glared at Eve then explained that if you asked about something then the instructor would probably give you ten hours worth of what you asked for. (A/N stupid people in my karate class haven't learned that rule yet and we all end up doing about ten push-ups and scrunches, or ten jumping jacks and running around the dojo ten times, THAT I am not kidding about either, these idiots ASK for extra!!)
"So then where are we going?" Storms asked.
"Well, I want you all to learn the staff then we'll be moving to some other weaponry," the instructor said.
"But I thought that we were all going separate ways." Reaper said and curious eyebrow raised.
"Well, we figured it'd be easier to teach all the psychos at once with the other pages. So technically you're all getting the training of pages." The instructor explained.
Chopstix mimicked the instructor rudely the got the death glare. "But not all of us are going to be pages." Dyana said.
"No, but it's easier if we're training one big group at once instead of lots of little groups at random times of the day."
The girls nodded and followed silently, the boys trailing lazily behind. "Shouldn't they be going to the healing wing?" Storms asked grinning evilly.
"Oh, so they should be, boys, you're excused, and when you're better, prepare yourselves for some serious physical work." The instructor said disappointedly. The boys glared and mumbled then walked away to the left all planning a way to get back at the girls.
The girls trailed the instructor to a large room filled with boys waving staffs around lazily, they all turned to see the 11 girls crowd in. A dull murmur echoed around the room considering there hadn't been a female page in years, (A/N my story takes place five years after lady knight!!) One particular boy looked extremely amused by the situation and Kao almost ran up and punched his lights out before the instructor caught her by the collar and removed her to the other side of the room. After that the boy watched her curiously and knew who his staff partner was going to be. "Boys, these are new recruits to the castle from...various fiefs, not all of them are to be pages but all will receive the same training. If you have a problem, you can-" before the instructor could finish, Kao started cracking her knuckles loudly and grinning, the girls and the instructor knowing what she was thinking, got slightly nervous. "Anyways, you can go stuff it up your ass, alright? Because I don't want to hear your problems, I'm not a doctor alright?"
The boys mumbled their disapproval and got partners. The boy who'd showed particular disgust with the girls walked towards Kao and asked to be her partner, she grinned evilly and said, "It'd be my pleasure," with that she grabbed a staff and held it easily in her hand and walked to the training fields.
The girls all got partners with one of the boys purely so that Cami could go with a boy that looked oddly like Joren of Stone Mountain.Raen Lee went with a boy that was almost twice her size, also, she was grinning, evilly, it was kinda scary.
The instructor told them to do some light taps first then go faster and harder as the partner grew more accostimed. Suddenly, Raen Lee's partner started to go really fast and perpusly hitting her hands with his staff. When he took a swing at her head after faking to the legs she lost in and swing her staff up in a sharp turn and spun around swiftly and whacked him in the head, he blocked it but was unprepared for the tricky one that came from at the stomach then to the kidneys when she reversed the staff and brought it up smashing his nose, he grunted and fell back. The instructor saw that he was taking foul and cheap shots didn't get Raen Lee in trouble but told her to take it harder on him, after her went to the hospital wing of course for his broken nose.
Kao was violently smacking her partner with her staff because he'd been trying to hit her all the while when she hardly knew how to use a staff, so, she retaliated by grabbing his staff and throwing it then hitting him with her staff, finding that ineffective she threw the staff and rolled up her sleeves and charged. The instructor found her wrestling with him and got them both in trouble for him provoking her, and Kao for being so straight out violent and not even trying to contain her temper. The partner got sent to the hospital wing and she teamed up with Raen Lee.
The staff training was boring and uneventful after that, other then a few broken fingers on the boys' part nothing happened. The instructor told them to go to their other classes. First, for those with the Gift went to their class and the rest went to history. The day was long, boring, and stupid. They already knew more than teachers on most subjects and slept during them. Eve got bored and became invisible, Katey whacked her head repeatedly against her desk, Kao tried to sneak out with the excuse she had to go to the bathroom, and when Raen Lee got asked to do a complicated-at least in the teachers terms-and did it no problem practically sleep walking up to the board and barely looking at the equation seriously, got it right, was told to teach the class, she didn't, told them some tricks, sat down, and fell asleep with a bang.
Dyana walked down the stairs to see a long line of boys in front of the hospital wing and laughed, "I see you've met the new girls!!" she laughed at their shocked faces and went to dinner, she had just walked around the castle not bothering with lunch and was now going to meet her friends for dinner.
A/N alright, you'd better be happy! Hope you liked it, wait, what am I talking about? I don't care if you liked it!! Oh, and Dyana, YOU DIDN'T DROOL IN THIS ONE!! Don't worry, there will be plenty more drool in future chapters!! Anywho, I have karate in about, SHIT!! TEN MINTUES!! BAH!!
Kao-Shang Katey-Shang Angel of the Storms-Shang, midnight blue Gift Cami-Knight, Emerald green Gift Raen Lee-Knight Brekke-Spy, teal Gift, the Sight Eve-Spy, invisibility Keita-war mage, red Gift/spy Dyana-Mage, light blue Gift; muse with white haze Reaper-Wild Magic Chopstix-Wild Magic
Taigan-Lady, purple Gift
"Kathryn did you spill chocolate syrup on that old text?" "NO I SWEAR I DIDN'T! IT WAS SOMEONE ELSE!!" "Then why is it everywhere from that bookshelf from where the book came from to where you're sitting?" "..I don't know.." "And why is it on your shirt?" "DEAR GOD THEY GOT ME TOO!!! AHHH!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!"
"So do we get punishment work or something??" Eve asked curiously after their little run in with the boys.
"Are you asking me if you get punishment work? The instructor asked raiseing an eyebrow.
Eve started to reply when Kao put a hand over her mouth and continued, "Nope, she's not asking,"
The instructor grinned approvingly and Kao glared at Eve then explained that if you asked about something then the instructor would probably give you ten hours worth of what you asked for. (A/N stupid people in my karate class haven't learned that rule yet and we all end up doing about ten push-ups and scrunches, or ten jumping jacks and running around the dojo ten times, THAT I am not kidding about either, these idiots ASK for extra!!)
"So then where are we going?" Storms asked.
"Well, I want you all to learn the staff then we'll be moving to some other weaponry," the instructor said.
"But I thought that we were all going separate ways." Reaper said and curious eyebrow raised.
"Well, we figured it'd be easier to teach all the psychos at once with the other pages. So technically you're all getting the training of pages." The instructor explained.
Chopstix mimicked the instructor rudely the got the death glare. "But not all of us are going to be pages." Dyana said.
"No, but it's easier if we're training one big group at once instead of lots of little groups at random times of the day."
The girls nodded and followed silently, the boys trailing lazily behind. "Shouldn't they be going to the healing wing?" Storms asked grinning evilly.
"Oh, so they should be, boys, you're excused, and when you're better, prepare yourselves for some serious physical work." The instructor said disappointedly. The boys glared and mumbled then walked away to the left all planning a way to get back at the girls.
The girls trailed the instructor to a large room filled with boys waving staffs around lazily, they all turned to see the 11 girls crowd in. A dull murmur echoed around the room considering there hadn't been a female page in years, (A/N my story takes place five years after lady knight!!) One particular boy looked extremely amused by the situation and Kao almost ran up and punched his lights out before the instructor caught her by the collar and removed her to the other side of the room. After that the boy watched her curiously and knew who his staff partner was going to be. "Boys, these are new recruits to the castle from...various fiefs, not all of them are to be pages but all will receive the same training. If you have a problem, you can-" before the instructor could finish, Kao started cracking her knuckles loudly and grinning, the girls and the instructor knowing what she was thinking, got slightly nervous. "Anyways, you can go stuff it up your ass, alright? Because I don't want to hear your problems, I'm not a doctor alright?"
The boys mumbled their disapproval and got partners. The boy who'd showed particular disgust with the girls walked towards Kao and asked to be her partner, she grinned evilly and said, "It'd be my pleasure," with that she grabbed a staff and held it easily in her hand and walked to the training fields.
The girls all got partners with one of the boys purely so that Cami could go with a boy that looked oddly like Joren of Stone Mountain.Raen Lee went with a boy that was almost twice her size, also, she was grinning, evilly, it was kinda scary.
The instructor told them to do some light taps first then go faster and harder as the partner grew more accostimed. Suddenly, Raen Lee's partner started to go really fast and perpusly hitting her hands with his staff. When he took a swing at her head after faking to the legs she lost in and swing her staff up in a sharp turn and spun around swiftly and whacked him in the head, he blocked it but was unprepared for the tricky one that came from at the stomach then to the kidneys when she reversed the staff and brought it up smashing his nose, he grunted and fell back. The instructor saw that he was taking foul and cheap shots didn't get Raen Lee in trouble but told her to take it harder on him, after her went to the hospital wing of course for his broken nose.
Kao was violently smacking her partner with her staff because he'd been trying to hit her all the while when she hardly knew how to use a staff, so, she retaliated by grabbing his staff and throwing it then hitting him with her staff, finding that ineffective she threw the staff and rolled up her sleeves and charged. The instructor found her wrestling with him and got them both in trouble for him provoking her, and Kao for being so straight out violent and not even trying to contain her temper. The partner got sent to the hospital wing and she teamed up with Raen Lee.
The staff training was boring and uneventful after that, other then a few broken fingers on the boys' part nothing happened. The instructor told them to go to their other classes. First, for those with the Gift went to their class and the rest went to history. The day was long, boring, and stupid. They already knew more than teachers on most subjects and slept during them. Eve got bored and became invisible, Katey whacked her head repeatedly against her desk, Kao tried to sneak out with the excuse she had to go to the bathroom, and when Raen Lee got asked to do a complicated-at least in the teachers terms-and did it no problem practically sleep walking up to the board and barely looking at the equation seriously, got it right, was told to teach the class, she didn't, told them some tricks, sat down, and fell asleep with a bang.
Dyana walked down the stairs to see a long line of boys in front of the hospital wing and laughed, "I see you've met the new girls!!" she laughed at their shocked faces and went to dinner, she had just walked around the castle not bothering with lunch and was now going to meet her friends for dinner.
A/N alright, you'd better be happy! Hope you liked it, wait, what am I talking about? I don't care if you liked it!! Oh, and Dyana, YOU DIDN'T DROOL IN THIS ONE!! Don't worry, there will be plenty more drool in future chapters!! Anywho, I have karate in about, SHIT!! TEN MINTUES!! BAH!!
Kao-Shang Katey-Shang Angel of the Storms-Shang, midnight blue Gift Cami-Knight, Emerald green Gift Raen Lee-Knight Brekke-Spy, teal Gift, the Sight Eve-Spy, invisibility Keita-war mage, red Gift/spy Dyana-Mage, light blue Gift; muse with white haze Reaper-Wild Magic Chopstix-Wild Magic
Taigan-Lady, purple Gift
"Kathryn did you spill chocolate syrup on that old text?" "NO I SWEAR I DIDN'T! IT WAS SOMEONE ELSE!!" "Then why is it everywhere from that bookshelf from where the book came from to where you're sitting?" "..I don't know.." "And why is it on your shirt?" "DEAR GOD THEY GOT ME TOO!!! AHHH!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!"