A/N well, I'm flattered that you all just ADORED Kirkus Nadwack, *pauses as
audience growl* well, um yes, *laughs nervously and continues* anyway, I
WAS going to have Kirkus Nadwack come back but.no I see that if I do then
I'll have people trying to kill me from all directions, so, I won't, at
least he gave off the impression I wanted him to..and Rean, I apologize, I
hadn't meant for your pride to be hurt or anything when Kirkus Nadwack gave
puppy eyes. ON WITH THE CHAPTER!!! Oh, and I just wanted to add, more
super powers will be added to you guys as the chapters go on!!! And holy
shit my sister is doing this stupid little quiz, and for the girls it is
totally stereotypical!! The girls' options are, A. cooking or something, B.
cleaning the closet, or C. reading a book. Holy shit, for me it'd be
inflicting as much chaos as possible or beating up the latest sexist
bastard!! Oh, and my friend sent me this thing and apparently I'm
"*NAVY*....You are attractive, and love your life. You have a strong
feeling towards everything. And very easily distracted. Once you get angry
at someone, its hard for you to forgive them." Whereas, I am THE most laid
back person I know and I'd forgive someone for killing me if I could, the
distracted part is true, but that's only because I'm very easily amused
*laughs uproariously as she pokes her jello* and I would rather be a
warrior in one of the fantasy books I read and wield a sword instead of a
broom or a goddamn computer!!!! I hate internet quizzes, they're stupid and
a waste of time, NEVER do them unless you have absolutely no life, right
now I'm just bored so, yeah. Enough jabbering:
"What do you mean this meeting is about them? Neal asked suspiciously. One of the other knights snorted at the sight or even the thought of one of these girls even lifting up a sword. Just then Rean Lee picked that second to still someone's sword, she snuck up stealthily towards Raoul and slowly maneuvered the large broad sword out of the sheath, she cackled silently as she walked away with the sword in her hands. The man watched her with amazement as she moved with ease with it, she tried to do a complex fighting dance and the sword was merely a blur, (A/N I can tell you're likin' this!!) he raised an eyebrow and walked closer to the moving figure to see if his eyes were playing tricks on him. When he got to her she had the sword at his throat, "Whadda ya waaant??" she growled not moving the sword.
The man made a few unintelligible grunts that were supposed to be words, Rean Lee raised her eyebrows questionably and the man left because he didn't know what to say to this unreasonably strong girl. Rean Lee laughed then said, "That's right!! I AM THE QUEEN OF CHAOS!! MUH AH AH AH!!!"
"NO YOU'RE NOT!! I AM!!" Kao yelled having seemingly heard the loud statement, causing everyone look at her and then Rean Lee.
"ME!!" Rean Lee argued back. Kao growled the tried to attack Rean Lee forgetting that she still had a sword and that she was unarmed practically. Rean Lee swung the sword up in a curve and sliced Kao's midriff slightly.
"HEY!! That was uncalled for!!"
"Sorry, it's reflex,"
"I know the feeling, this one time my sister and I were wrestling, and she faked a blow to my head, so I grabbed her arm, then her other arm because she tried to punch me with that one too, and next thing I know I head butted her in the nose. I did that to my friend too one time, heh, I always do that to her, but I don't hit her, hehehehehehehehe."
"Head butting is funny!!" Keita piped in.
"Yeah, but your forehead hurts a long time afterward." Alanna said rubbing her head distractedly.
"YOUR FOREHEAD?!?!!? YOU USE YOUR FOREHEAD?!?!!? IDIOCY!!" Eve yelled suddenly waving her arms.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!" Alanna yelled angrily her face going red.
"YOU DON'T USE YOUR FOREHEAD!!" Brekke screamed then started laughing uproariously.
"Oh? Then what are you, merely first year learners, going to tell me, the King's Champion?" Alanna smirked.
"Well, that when you head butt somebody you use the baseline of where your hair starts, dumbass," Taigan said easily hardly paying attention to the conversation, "I'm to be a Lady and I know this, I mean, come ON!!"
"Yeah well, where you're from is different now isn't it?" Jonathon said through clenched teeth.
"Yeah, you're right, where we're from a world where women rule and men are our slaves and do as we tell them, a.k.a. women are the dominate gender," Kao snapped.
The men laughed at this, but Kel and Alanna, not seeing what was so funny looked around confusedly. "What's so funny?" they chorused.
"I dunno, but it's gonna stop here," Dyana threatened, "And Alice shut up!!! You're making my head hurt!!"
"Yeah, if you assholes don't shut up, we will be forced to do something that you'll regret later," Katey said hardly keeping Kao under control.
This only made the men laugh harder and tears of laughter fall from their eyes, at this point the girls made a small army and charged at them screaming and flailing their arms wildly and making weird battle cries, that all but made the men laugh all the harder, before they knew what happened, there were fists and kicks being thrown everywhere. They fell back and landed on their asses dumbfounded. Cami was sword fighting with a much larger man and seemingly kicking his ass. Keita's eyes were beginning to glow a slight red shade that made her look very creepy and scary. The battle ended slightly as they noticed the red grew darker and began to grow. Keita's eyes looked like she had burst a blood vessel in her eyes that covered her entire eye except for the pupil (A/N eeesh anyone??). Keita only seemed to snap out of it when she began to float off the ground. "Uhhhh, a little help down please?" she said her eyes no longer red, but floating about 7 feet in the air.
"Heh, what do you mean get down? I'd do anything to be in your place right now!!" Dyana yelled waving her arms excitedly just thinking about floating in the air.
"YEAH!! Why do you want to come down when these sexist bastards are around!!" Kao yelled suddenly then punching a man in the face and breaking his nose.
"Well, I'm not scared of heights or anything but right now the urge to kill is growing." Keita replied glaring at one of the squires.
"Does anybody have a ladder?" Chopstix asked curiously.
"Does it look like we have a ladder?" the man with the blond hair said.
"Well yeah never know, we might've gotten 'curious' one day and stuffed one up you're a-" Taigan snapped before getting cut off.
"Please do not finish that sentence." Eve said looking like she was about to be sick then turning back to a plant she'd found that looked like it might be poisonous. She took three small leaves then put them in a jar, she opened her coat to reveal many other jars filled with various leaves, liquids, and anything that looked poisonous and placed the newly found jar in an unused pocket.
Reaper stood alone in a corner, a dark corner, seemingly concentrating on a certain thought. New thing any of them knew, there was a large metal ladder sitting on the ground in front of them.
"HOLY SHIT!! WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM!!!" Keita yelled still in the air pointing enthusiastically at the ladder that just appeared.
"Well, someone MADE it appear," Numair said looking pale, the looking nervously at Reaper who looked tired yet proud of herself.
"ME!! I DID IT!!" Reaper yelled happily.
"Yes but now someone doesn't have a ladder," Numair replied, "You've disrupted something."
"Oh pish posh, how often do you see a METAL ladder!!" Reaper yelled then started thinking of an airplane before Numair stopped her by throwing a rock at her.
"Don't conjure anything else, for all we know you may cause more of a disruption in the world!"
"But-" Reaper began.
"No, just do not conjure anything unless the need is entirely needful." Numair snapped back still not knowing that considering that the girls were from a different world, what the conjured came from out of their minds and not from the world.
"Hey, but I don't think that it matters," Storms put in having made the logic of the different worlds complete in her mind.
"And why would it be different for nothing but a few GIRLS." The blond said with a sneer as her said 'girls'.
"Well for first thing, these GIRLS, can whip your ass." Kao spat in return.
"I'd like to se you try little GIRL." He said with a laugh.
"Oh I'll *CENSORED* show you all right you stupid *CENSORED* son of a *CENSORED**CENSORD**CENSORED*!!! I'LL *CENSORED* SHOW YOU WHAT A *CENSORED* LITTLE *CENSORED* GIRL CAN *CENSORED* DO TO YOU, YOU *CENSORED* *CENSORED*!!!!! Kao yelled back the censor going wild. The man stared blankly for a while at the red and enraged Kao before backing away slowly as though she were a rabid animal.
"It's okay, just sit down and maybe blink a few times, have a drink of water, perhaps stop glaring at me so," the man coaxed unsuccessfully, "Where did you find her?" he whispered to Raen Lee.
"What do you mean? The line was fabulous!! I swear! The censor will never be the same!!" Raen Lee boosted happily.
"What? You mean that's something to be PROUD of??" the man asked incredulously.
"HELL YEAH!!!" Eve yelled joining the conversation quite abruptly. The two looked at each other then raised their eyebrows and split apart leaving Eve by her lonesome. "Well that was rude," she said dejectedly before turning to go talk with Kao about pointy objects.
The gang of girls went to make a fire and cook marshmallows, you know, the ones that Reaper produced despite Numair's protests.
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Meanwhile on Earth, "Hey, where'd the marshmallows go? I could've sworn they were there just a second ago."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" said one man falling from the roof of his house not noticing his ladder was gone.
"What the hell?"
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"Hey, what about some marshmallow sticks or whatever." Taigan protested.
"Hey, you know, just incase Nummy is right, we shouldn't get any for the time being." Reaper said.
"GUYS I'M STILL STUCK!!!" Keita yelled from her 7 foot high perch.
"Oh yeah," Cami said not moving.
"Hey, um, why don't you guys go help her out." Dyana asked Numair.
"Hey, why me?!" Numair replied.
"I feel so goddamned special right now." Keita said sarcastically rolling her eyes.
"Good, because God loves everyone," Kao said seriously nodding her head solemnly.
"Ooookay, did anyone bring a bible for the nun?" Katey asked.
"You're catholic too you know." Kao snapped back.
"Yeah, what's your point?"
"..I have no idea..."
"...right."
There was an awkward moment of silence, in the background you could hear the crickets chirp and someone cough. "Anyway,"
"Um.." Chopstix said for lack of a better word.
"Yeah.." Taigan put in.
"Ohhhhh, I met a lovely lass, She had lots of class." A voice said from inside the forest.
"OH CRAP!!! QUICK!! SOMEONE GIVE ME THEIR BOW AND ARROW!!" Brekke yelled recognizing the sing-song voice.
"QUICK!! REAPER!! MAKE AN M-16 TO BLOW HIS BRAINS OUT!!" Chopstix begged.
"DO SOMETHING!!!" Keita yelled down a pained expression on her face.
"As the king I ORDER you all to kill the bearer of that voice!!!" Jonathon roared looking horrified. Nobody moved. "Well, at least I know where I stand."
"I have seen the seven seas, Seen a very many tress."
"IT'S HORRIBLE!!!" Brekke yelled raising her hands to her face.
"Where the hell is that M-16??" Raen Lee yelled.
"I don't know what one looks like!!" Reaper yelled horrified.
Suddenly, they heard a distant voice yell, "HEY GUYS WAIT UP!! I FINALLY FOUND MY CUP!!" Just then, Kirkus Nadwack crashed through the bushes, the girls and the king ran for the lake looking terrified and jumped in floundering hopelessly, "SAVE YOURSELVES!!" he yelled over his shoulder sinking beneath the surface of the water. The rest of the meeting people looked at the terrified girls and their floundering king confusedly.
A/N HAH!! Yet another chapter down! Yaaaar!! Sorry, *slipping out of sailor talk* anyway.that took me forever, then again I'm sure you knew that, and don't worry, Kirkus Nadwack is back for only a few minutes in the story, so please do not hurt me, *fanfic readers probably thinking of ripping me to pieces.* I'm sorry, but than again.I'm not because I want YOU to give me ideas on how you want him to die. MWH AH AH AH AH AH!! Please don't be toooooo morbid, I mean, let's keep this PG-13 please!!
"What do you mean this meeting is about them? Neal asked suspiciously. One of the other knights snorted at the sight or even the thought of one of these girls even lifting up a sword. Just then Rean Lee picked that second to still someone's sword, she snuck up stealthily towards Raoul and slowly maneuvered the large broad sword out of the sheath, she cackled silently as she walked away with the sword in her hands. The man watched her with amazement as she moved with ease with it, she tried to do a complex fighting dance and the sword was merely a blur, (A/N I can tell you're likin' this!!) he raised an eyebrow and walked closer to the moving figure to see if his eyes were playing tricks on him. When he got to her she had the sword at his throat, "Whadda ya waaant??" she growled not moving the sword.
The man made a few unintelligible grunts that were supposed to be words, Rean Lee raised her eyebrows questionably and the man left because he didn't know what to say to this unreasonably strong girl. Rean Lee laughed then said, "That's right!! I AM THE QUEEN OF CHAOS!! MUH AH AH AH!!!"
"NO YOU'RE NOT!! I AM!!" Kao yelled having seemingly heard the loud statement, causing everyone look at her and then Rean Lee.
"ME!!" Rean Lee argued back. Kao growled the tried to attack Rean Lee forgetting that she still had a sword and that she was unarmed practically. Rean Lee swung the sword up in a curve and sliced Kao's midriff slightly.
"HEY!! That was uncalled for!!"
"Sorry, it's reflex,"
"I know the feeling, this one time my sister and I were wrestling, and she faked a blow to my head, so I grabbed her arm, then her other arm because she tried to punch me with that one too, and next thing I know I head butted her in the nose. I did that to my friend too one time, heh, I always do that to her, but I don't hit her, hehehehehehehehe."
"Head butting is funny!!" Keita piped in.
"Yeah, but your forehead hurts a long time afterward." Alanna said rubbing her head distractedly.
"YOUR FOREHEAD?!?!!? YOU USE YOUR FOREHEAD?!?!!? IDIOCY!!" Eve yelled suddenly waving her arms.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!" Alanna yelled angrily her face going red.
"YOU DON'T USE YOUR FOREHEAD!!" Brekke screamed then started laughing uproariously.
"Oh? Then what are you, merely first year learners, going to tell me, the King's Champion?" Alanna smirked.
"Well, that when you head butt somebody you use the baseline of where your hair starts, dumbass," Taigan said easily hardly paying attention to the conversation, "I'm to be a Lady and I know this, I mean, come ON!!"
"Yeah well, where you're from is different now isn't it?" Jonathon said through clenched teeth.
"Yeah, you're right, where we're from a world where women rule and men are our slaves and do as we tell them, a.k.a. women are the dominate gender," Kao snapped.
The men laughed at this, but Kel and Alanna, not seeing what was so funny looked around confusedly. "What's so funny?" they chorused.
"I dunno, but it's gonna stop here," Dyana threatened, "And Alice shut up!!! You're making my head hurt!!"
"Yeah, if you assholes don't shut up, we will be forced to do something that you'll regret later," Katey said hardly keeping Kao under control.
This only made the men laugh harder and tears of laughter fall from their eyes, at this point the girls made a small army and charged at them screaming and flailing their arms wildly and making weird battle cries, that all but made the men laugh all the harder, before they knew what happened, there were fists and kicks being thrown everywhere. They fell back and landed on their asses dumbfounded. Cami was sword fighting with a much larger man and seemingly kicking his ass. Keita's eyes were beginning to glow a slight red shade that made her look very creepy and scary. The battle ended slightly as they noticed the red grew darker and began to grow. Keita's eyes looked like she had burst a blood vessel in her eyes that covered her entire eye except for the pupil (A/N eeesh anyone??). Keita only seemed to snap out of it when she began to float off the ground. "Uhhhh, a little help down please?" she said her eyes no longer red, but floating about 7 feet in the air.
"Heh, what do you mean get down? I'd do anything to be in your place right now!!" Dyana yelled waving her arms excitedly just thinking about floating in the air.
"YEAH!! Why do you want to come down when these sexist bastards are around!!" Kao yelled suddenly then punching a man in the face and breaking his nose.
"Well, I'm not scared of heights or anything but right now the urge to kill is growing." Keita replied glaring at one of the squires.
"Does anybody have a ladder?" Chopstix asked curiously.
"Does it look like we have a ladder?" the man with the blond hair said.
"Well yeah never know, we might've gotten 'curious' one day and stuffed one up you're a-" Taigan snapped before getting cut off.
"Please do not finish that sentence." Eve said looking like she was about to be sick then turning back to a plant she'd found that looked like it might be poisonous. She took three small leaves then put them in a jar, she opened her coat to reveal many other jars filled with various leaves, liquids, and anything that looked poisonous and placed the newly found jar in an unused pocket.
Reaper stood alone in a corner, a dark corner, seemingly concentrating on a certain thought. New thing any of them knew, there was a large metal ladder sitting on the ground in front of them.
"HOLY SHIT!! WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM!!!" Keita yelled still in the air pointing enthusiastically at the ladder that just appeared.
"Well, someone MADE it appear," Numair said looking pale, the looking nervously at Reaper who looked tired yet proud of herself.
"ME!! I DID IT!!" Reaper yelled happily.
"Yes but now someone doesn't have a ladder," Numair replied, "You've disrupted something."
"Oh pish posh, how often do you see a METAL ladder!!" Reaper yelled then started thinking of an airplane before Numair stopped her by throwing a rock at her.
"Don't conjure anything else, for all we know you may cause more of a disruption in the world!"
"But-" Reaper began.
"No, just do not conjure anything unless the need is entirely needful." Numair snapped back still not knowing that considering that the girls were from a different world, what the conjured came from out of their minds and not from the world.
"Hey, but I don't think that it matters," Storms put in having made the logic of the different worlds complete in her mind.
"And why would it be different for nothing but a few GIRLS." The blond said with a sneer as her said 'girls'.
"Well for first thing, these GIRLS, can whip your ass." Kao spat in return.
"I'd like to se you try little GIRL." He said with a laugh.
"Oh I'll *CENSORED* show you all right you stupid *CENSORED* son of a *CENSORED**CENSORD**CENSORED*!!! I'LL *CENSORED* SHOW YOU WHAT A *CENSORED* LITTLE *CENSORED* GIRL CAN *CENSORED* DO TO YOU, YOU *CENSORED* *CENSORED*!!!!! Kao yelled back the censor going wild. The man stared blankly for a while at the red and enraged Kao before backing away slowly as though she were a rabid animal.
"It's okay, just sit down and maybe blink a few times, have a drink of water, perhaps stop glaring at me so," the man coaxed unsuccessfully, "Where did you find her?" he whispered to Raen Lee.
"What do you mean? The line was fabulous!! I swear! The censor will never be the same!!" Raen Lee boosted happily.
"What? You mean that's something to be PROUD of??" the man asked incredulously.
"HELL YEAH!!!" Eve yelled joining the conversation quite abruptly. The two looked at each other then raised their eyebrows and split apart leaving Eve by her lonesome. "Well that was rude," she said dejectedly before turning to go talk with Kao about pointy objects.
The gang of girls went to make a fire and cook marshmallows, you know, the ones that Reaper produced despite Numair's protests.
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Meanwhile on Earth, "Hey, where'd the marshmallows go? I could've sworn they were there just a second ago."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" said one man falling from the roof of his house not noticing his ladder was gone.
"What the hell?"
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"Hey, what about some marshmallow sticks or whatever." Taigan protested.
"Hey, you know, just incase Nummy is right, we shouldn't get any for the time being." Reaper said.
"GUYS I'M STILL STUCK!!!" Keita yelled from her 7 foot high perch.
"Oh yeah," Cami said not moving.
"Hey, um, why don't you guys go help her out." Dyana asked Numair.
"Hey, why me?!" Numair replied.
"I feel so goddamned special right now." Keita said sarcastically rolling her eyes.
"Good, because God loves everyone," Kao said seriously nodding her head solemnly.
"Ooookay, did anyone bring a bible for the nun?" Katey asked.
"You're catholic too you know." Kao snapped back.
"Yeah, what's your point?"
"..I have no idea..."
"...right."
There was an awkward moment of silence, in the background you could hear the crickets chirp and someone cough. "Anyway,"
"Um.." Chopstix said for lack of a better word.
"Yeah.." Taigan put in.
"Ohhhhh, I met a lovely lass, She had lots of class." A voice said from inside the forest.
"OH CRAP!!! QUICK!! SOMEONE GIVE ME THEIR BOW AND ARROW!!" Brekke yelled recognizing the sing-song voice.
"QUICK!! REAPER!! MAKE AN M-16 TO BLOW HIS BRAINS OUT!!" Chopstix begged.
"DO SOMETHING!!!" Keita yelled down a pained expression on her face.
"As the king I ORDER you all to kill the bearer of that voice!!!" Jonathon roared looking horrified. Nobody moved. "Well, at least I know where I stand."
"I have seen the seven seas, Seen a very many tress."
"IT'S HORRIBLE!!!" Brekke yelled raising her hands to her face.
"Where the hell is that M-16??" Raen Lee yelled.
"I don't know what one looks like!!" Reaper yelled horrified.
Suddenly, they heard a distant voice yell, "HEY GUYS WAIT UP!! I FINALLY FOUND MY CUP!!" Just then, Kirkus Nadwack crashed through the bushes, the girls and the king ran for the lake looking terrified and jumped in floundering hopelessly, "SAVE YOURSELVES!!" he yelled over his shoulder sinking beneath the surface of the water. The rest of the meeting people looked at the terrified girls and their floundering king confusedly.
A/N HAH!! Yet another chapter down! Yaaaar!! Sorry, *slipping out of sailor talk* anyway.that took me forever, then again I'm sure you knew that, and don't worry, Kirkus Nadwack is back for only a few minutes in the story, so please do not hurt me, *fanfic readers probably thinking of ripping me to pieces.* I'm sorry, but than again.I'm not because I want YOU to give me ideas on how you want him to die. MWH AH AH AH AH AH!! Please don't be toooooo morbid, I mean, let's keep this PG-13 please!!