A/N haha, damn, wait, why am I laughing?? I nearly had the chapter done
then my computer went all *makes a very long line of profanity and the
censor goes wild*! All right, whooo, calm, calm, calm, ca- I'LL *CENSORED*
CALM *CENSORED* *CENSORED**CENSORED* HOW CAN I *CENSORED* BE *CENSORED*
CALM WHEN I *CENSORED* WAS *CENSORED* MAKING THE *CENSORED* CHAPTER AND THE
*CENSORED* COMPUTER *CENSORED* UP??? *CENSORED* SON OF A
*CENSORED**CENSORED*!!!!!! .Alright, I'm mad, don't blame it on the
monitor, do not destroy it, do not destroy it, do not destroy it.don't
blame the wall, cats, family members, my sister's boyfriend, wooooo,
caaaaaaaaaalm, caaaaaaaaaalm,
caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalm.......IT'S *CENSORED* NOT WORKING!!!
"Guys, I think I'm gonna hurl." Keita complained after spending the night suspended in the air considering the camp's residents laziness.
"SHADDAP!!" a voice yelled angrily throwing a shoe at her.
"Alright, someone look for whoever is missing a shoe and beat them crapless!!" Keita yelled looking slightly green. Next thing she knew there was a rain of shoes hitting her that were thrown from all of the members in the camp, "Bitches, you're all bitches," Keita mumbled angrily.
"RISE AND SHINE MY LITTLE BUTTERFLIES!!" a Shang yelled happily bounding through the bushes obscenely taking deep breaths and smiling disgustingly largely. The Shang had been introduced as Leo the Shang CHINCHILLA, he had a big poofy bright red beard that was tied in some kind of ponytail, ridiculous bright red hair that stuck out at all angles, his eyes were a warm brown and an overly cheerful smile always plastered to his face, and he looked to be about 7 feet, with extremely large muscles. When the girls met him they thought at first that he was a comical character, but soon became as loathed and discriminated as Kirkus Nadwack, whom they all had chased far, far away the night before with pitchforks screaming like savages as he screamed for his life in rhymes.
The whole camp groaned their disapproval at this stupid, overly cheerful, pathetic man and wishing futilely for their shoes that they wasted throwing at Keita. One man began to weep sadly at the thought of having to endure on yet another sad and disgustingly buoyant ordeal with this poor excuse for a fighter.
Kao threw one of her many knives at the man only half-heartedly considering her lack of capability to get up, the Shang Chinchilla responded by looking slightly confused then recovered his nauseating big smile, "Who is up for a nice little JOG?!" he boomed then started breathing loudly and exuberantly audible, breathing in through his nose, out through his mouth, "SNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! SNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! HAAAAAAAAAA!!! FEEL THE BURN MY LITTLE OPALOOPAS!!!"
"What did he just say?" Brekke asked dubiously looking horrified.
"What is exactly this big and evil force we are to overcome and defeat? Disgustingly cheerful creatures?? We are no match for such horror!!!" Eve yelled dramatically to the night, falling to her knees her head raised to the morning sky.
In the background you could hear one of the men sobbing uncontrollably because of the large man still breathing loudly, "SNNNNNNNNNNN! HAAAAAAAAAA! SNNNNNNNNNNNNN!! HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Will someone shut him up?!?!" Cami screamed throwing a large-sized rock at the man, fortunately it hit him squarely in the forehead, but, he look dazed for a while then looked around confusedly his smile momentarily gone then resumed his loud breathing. (A/N doesn't he remind you of a Viking?) With that the gang of girls jumped up and all charged at the large man angrily screaming war calls, the all stumbled and leapt at the man in blind fury. Leo looked slightly confused then began roaring with laughter as the girls screamed and tried to strangle him. It would have been comical if they all weren't so tired and so angry with this stupid, stupid man.
"AH HA HA HA!! Yes, FIGHT MY LITTLE MUNCHKINS!! FIGHT LIKE YOU'VE NEVER FOUGHT BEFORE!! AH HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA!!" The stupid, stupid man roared happily laughing heartily (A/N that was a rhyme wasn't it? NO!! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!! *winces as fanfiction readers try to murder me*)
"RIP OUT HIS TONGUE!!" Taigan screamed.
"AH HA HA HA!!! NO THAT'S THE SPIRIT!!!" With that, Kao screamed and unsheathed another of her many knives and stabbed the man in one of his large legs. He began to roar in pain and started jumping on his uninjured leg screaming.
"IT'S NOT EVEN THAT BAD YOU BIG BABY!!" Chopstix yelled angrily as the man fell to the ground and started bawling his eyes out.
"UGHHHHHHHHHHH!!' Raen Lee screamed in fury reaching for the nearest person's sword. Fortunately, at least, for the rest of the people, there was no one near her with a sword. Instead, she waved her arms and screamed as loud as she could and ran up a tree.
"Get up you baby!" Dyana said kicking Leo in the gut lightly.
"That's it, out of the way!" the Duke Baird yelled shoving his way through the people toward the crying Shang CHINCHILLA. The Duke Baird was red in the face and within moments Leo's leg was fine and everyone was thankful, if not for the king, they'd've killed him
"Now, now, I'm sure that the blade was infected and really was causing the Shang Chinchilla severe pain," everyone rolled their eyes but backed off so they could go back to bed. First they claimed their shoes and Keita spat at them making their job even more difficult.
"AHHH! SPIDER!!" The Shang Chinchilla yelled screaming like a little girl, pointing at a spider sitting on a tree. Everyone rolled their eyes, Leo continued to scream until Kao got mad and walked up, then smashed the spider with her hand, then looking at the mess on her hand, she wiped it on Leo's tunic. Kao walked back to her bedroll and flopped down, snoring within a couple of moments.
"I'M STILL STUCK!!" Keita yelled as everyone dozed off and the Chinchilla ran away sobbing pathetically.
"Guys, I think I'm gonna hurl." Keita complained after spending the night suspended in the air considering the camp's residents laziness.
"SHADDAP!!" a voice yelled angrily throwing a shoe at her.
"Alright, someone look for whoever is missing a shoe and beat them crapless!!" Keita yelled looking slightly green. Next thing she knew there was a rain of shoes hitting her that were thrown from all of the members in the camp, "Bitches, you're all bitches," Keita mumbled angrily.
"RISE AND SHINE MY LITTLE BUTTERFLIES!!" a Shang yelled happily bounding through the bushes obscenely taking deep breaths and smiling disgustingly largely. The Shang had been introduced as Leo the Shang CHINCHILLA, he had a big poofy bright red beard that was tied in some kind of ponytail, ridiculous bright red hair that stuck out at all angles, his eyes were a warm brown and an overly cheerful smile always plastered to his face, and he looked to be about 7 feet, with extremely large muscles. When the girls met him they thought at first that he was a comical character, but soon became as loathed and discriminated as Kirkus Nadwack, whom they all had chased far, far away the night before with pitchforks screaming like savages as he screamed for his life in rhymes.
The whole camp groaned their disapproval at this stupid, overly cheerful, pathetic man and wishing futilely for their shoes that they wasted throwing at Keita. One man began to weep sadly at the thought of having to endure on yet another sad and disgustingly buoyant ordeal with this poor excuse for a fighter.
Kao threw one of her many knives at the man only half-heartedly considering her lack of capability to get up, the Shang Chinchilla responded by looking slightly confused then recovered his nauseating big smile, "Who is up for a nice little JOG?!" he boomed then started breathing loudly and exuberantly audible, breathing in through his nose, out through his mouth, "SNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! SNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! HAAAAAAAAAA!!! FEEL THE BURN MY LITTLE OPALOOPAS!!!"
"What did he just say?" Brekke asked dubiously looking horrified.
"What is exactly this big and evil force we are to overcome and defeat? Disgustingly cheerful creatures?? We are no match for such horror!!!" Eve yelled dramatically to the night, falling to her knees her head raised to the morning sky.
In the background you could hear one of the men sobbing uncontrollably because of the large man still breathing loudly, "SNNNNNNNNNNN! HAAAAAAAAAA! SNNNNNNNNNNNNN!! HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Will someone shut him up?!?!" Cami screamed throwing a large-sized rock at the man, fortunately it hit him squarely in the forehead, but, he look dazed for a while then looked around confusedly his smile momentarily gone then resumed his loud breathing. (A/N doesn't he remind you of a Viking?) With that the gang of girls jumped up and all charged at the large man angrily screaming war calls, the all stumbled and leapt at the man in blind fury. Leo looked slightly confused then began roaring with laughter as the girls screamed and tried to strangle him. It would have been comical if they all weren't so tired and so angry with this stupid, stupid man.
"AH HA HA HA!! Yes, FIGHT MY LITTLE MUNCHKINS!! FIGHT LIKE YOU'VE NEVER FOUGHT BEFORE!! AH HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA!!" The stupid, stupid man roared happily laughing heartily (A/N that was a rhyme wasn't it? NO!! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!! *winces as fanfiction readers try to murder me*)
"RIP OUT HIS TONGUE!!" Taigan screamed.
"AH HA HA HA!!! NO THAT'S THE SPIRIT!!!" With that, Kao screamed and unsheathed another of her many knives and stabbed the man in one of his large legs. He began to roar in pain and started jumping on his uninjured leg screaming.
"IT'S NOT EVEN THAT BAD YOU BIG BABY!!" Chopstix yelled angrily as the man fell to the ground and started bawling his eyes out.
"UGHHHHHHHHHHH!!' Raen Lee screamed in fury reaching for the nearest person's sword. Fortunately, at least, for the rest of the people, there was no one near her with a sword. Instead, she waved her arms and screamed as loud as she could and ran up a tree.
"Get up you baby!" Dyana said kicking Leo in the gut lightly.
"That's it, out of the way!" the Duke Baird yelled shoving his way through the people toward the crying Shang CHINCHILLA. The Duke Baird was red in the face and within moments Leo's leg was fine and everyone was thankful, if not for the king, they'd've killed him
"Now, now, I'm sure that the blade was infected and really was causing the Shang Chinchilla severe pain," everyone rolled their eyes but backed off so they could go back to bed. First they claimed their shoes and Keita spat at them making their job even more difficult.
"AHHH! SPIDER!!" The Shang Chinchilla yelled screaming like a little girl, pointing at a spider sitting on a tree. Everyone rolled their eyes, Leo continued to scream until Kao got mad and walked up, then smashed the spider with her hand, then looking at the mess on her hand, she wiped it on Leo's tunic. Kao walked back to her bedroll and flopped down, snoring within a couple of moments.
"I'M STILL STUCK!!" Keita yelled as everyone dozed off and the Chinchilla ran away sobbing pathetically.