Disclaimer- Peter: Legolas, Elladan, Elrohir or any other characters from
Lord of the Rings are not Inyxs'. She's just a sad, sad person who thinks
way too much about them. *Gets kicked* I mean.well.just that.
Warnings: AU. This is SLASH, yaoi, that kind of stuff. You know as in
male/male relationships? If it bothers you, you go back. Also contains
incest. And a bit of: 'lets be mean to Arwen'.
I really want to thank everyone who reviewed. It's a great honor. *Grins
madly* I'm so proud of all the reviews I got. I will worship all of my
reviewers from now on. (Jiro: She's gone mad.)
Also my very special thanks to Linteloteiel for beta reading this piece of
junk. I shall forever be grateful.
And of course everything is in the tongue our dear Elflings speak.
Elven school trauma Chapter 2: Old friends meet up.
*************** On the road to Gondor ***************
Legolas groaned. He didn't want to wake up yet. His bed was so nice and warm. It did move every now and then but that didn't matter to him. He rolled over on his side and pulled the blankets around him more. It was only the pain of falling on the ground that woke him. And that made him realize that his bed was not the thing he fell off. The thing he fell off was.Oh no.
With a curse the Elven Prince jumped to his feet. He wasn't in his room! Or even in the palace for that matter. Come to think of it he probably wasn't even in Mirkwood anymore. He was in a carriage. He was in a moving carriage. And he probably knew were he was heading to. Gondor. Oh when he got his hands on his father he was going to.
Elladan looked up at the loud banging sound. He had been lost in thoughts while stroking his brothers' hair. 'Elrohir looks nice with his head in my lap.' Elladan absentmindedly thought. He looked back at the blonde Elven Prince who had leapt up from the ground and had his back turned from them, cursing silently. He sighed. "Let me guess, your father forced you to come."
With a startled cry Legolas whipped around, grabbing at his belt. He looked down confused. "Where did my dagger go?" he asked quietly. Elladan gave another sigh. "They have been removed." He looked down at his twin. "Just like ours." Legolas slumped down on the seat he had been sleeping on. "Oh great, I'm stuck in a stupid carriage, going to a worthless school, and my weapons have been taken away!" He kicked the side of the carriage.
Elrohir moaned. "Elladan be quiet, I'm trying to get some sleep," he opened his eyes and shifted so he was sitting on his brothers lap. "Or do I. have to punish you." Before his brother could tell him that Legolas was awake and watching them the raven-haired Elf pulled his brother into a fierce kiss. But he froze as he heard giggles erupting from the other seat. In shock he stared at Legolas who was giggling softly at the pair. "Oh don't mind me, go on and punish him!"
The sons of Elrond blushed fiercely, much to the joy of the now hysterically laughing Elf in front of them. The youngest twin tried to give a snappy comeback but he couldn't come up with anything worse than: 'Well your weapons are gone!' So he just slumped back against his brother who possessively put his arms around him. "I.Well your weapons are gone!" He flinched. He had to say it. He just had to say it.
Legolas grinned at the pair. He had always known of their feelings for each other. Even before they had confessed to him. Or each other for that matter. "Don't worry, I think you make a great couple." Elladan grinned and pulled his twin closer. Legolas made a frustrated noise and lay back down on his bench.
The hours went by and soon all three of the Elves were bored out of their skulls. Trying to get a conversation started Legolas looked up at the sons of Elrond. He smiled at the adorable sight in front of him. Snuggled up close to his brother was Elrohir, still on his brothers' lap and with his head in the crook of his twins' neck. Elladan had one arm wrapped around Elrohir's waist. The other was stroking the soft dark locks on Elrohir's head. Legolas smiled as the older twin looked up at him.
"How did your father tell you that you were going to this hellhole?" Elladan questioned him. Legolas shrugged. "He said he would force me to go anyway and we had a fight." Elrohir, who had woken because his brother stopped stroking his hair muttered: "You always get into fights with your father Legolas."
Legolas looked thoughtful. "But this time it was different." Elrohir looked up. "He won?" Legolas nodded. "That wasn't suppose to happen, I mean, I ALWAYS win." Elladan gave his friend a sympathetic look. "Poor little baby Legolas. Losing his first fight like this." He motioned his hands around the carriage. Legolas muttered something under his breath. Elladan grinned and kissed his brothers' forehead. "I'm going to get some sleep, so if you don't mind."
Legolas nodded and looked out of his window, deeply in thought. He only looked up again when he heard the twins talking to him: "Hey Legolas, hey, we arrived." The blond closed his eyes and nodded. They slowly opened the now unlocked door [1] and stepped outside. There an old gray-haired man stood to welcome them. He gave the three a threatening look and asked: "Are you three the new students?" They nodded. The man sneered and told them to follow him.
The school was made out of red-brown bricks that shone a brilliant color in the light of the setting sun. Behind the school a beautiful forest could be seen. In silence the group of four walked up to the enormous building where two teachers were in a discussion over the new program of the year. The short gray-haired man stopped in front of the two teachers. "Mister principal, Mister Aragorn sir, the new students have arrived."
Legolas stiffened at that name. Mister Aragorn, did he say. is that.
"Aragorn?"
The Man that had his back turned to the Elves turned around and gasped.
"Legolas?"
The blond Elf nodded and tried to say something to his old friend. His mouth just opened and shut itself like a fish out of the water. The man stared in disbelief. Elrohir gave a quiet cough behind the two. Aragorn looked at his foster brothers and shook his head. "No, no.Elladan? Elrohir?" The twins nodded.
Aragorn looked in awe at his brothers. "You decided to come here and teach?" They blushed. "Not exactly," the answer came from the short man. "These buggers here are the new students."
The principal, an elderly man with no hair looked at the three Elves and grinned. "Well, well, what do we have here. If I'm not mistaken I see Legolas Greenleaf before my eyes. And why are you here son of Thranduil?" Legolas opened his mouth again to speak but Aragorn shook his head. "Lord Cadoss, I will escort our new students to their room." With that he turned and motioned the young Elves with him. They quietly followed.
Once out of earshot of the two men Aragorn gave a glance over his shoulder. "How did you three get here?" he questioned. Elladan growled. "Ada forced us to come here, because he thought it would be good for us." Elrohir nodded. The Man looked at his blond friend. "Legolas."
Legolas blushed and muttered something that sounded like: "Father. fight.woke up in.you."
Elrohir gave a sad smile at the Prince and looked at his brother. Elladan frowned. "I think it would be better to ask. What are you doing here, Estel?"
Aragorn stuttered something. He hadn't expected that question. "A-arwen wanted me to do something for the children of middle-earth. I said it was an awful idea. We had a fight and, as usual she won it." Legolas frowned. "You had a fight with the Evenstar?" Aragorn nodded and sighed. "She has. changed since we married. Even more stubborn then she was, and well she just changed okay?" Elrohir nodded. "Arwen has become a typical Mortal wife," he said thoughtfully. "She has really eh. lost her Elven charm or something." Legolas looked at his old friend accusingly "The Evenstar has lost her beauty?" Aragorn shook his head.
"Nay, just her charm."
"I do not understand you're jest."
Aragorn sighed. "She has been very. very."
"Scary?" Elladan jested. "Annoyed, angry, irritated?"
"Exactly."
The blond Prince shook his head. "So that explains why you're here, but, why do we have to be here?"
Elladan sighed and muttered: "Give it a rest Legolas, all Elven teenagers have to go to school. Glorfindel used to teach some other kids and us in Imladris. Give. It. A. Rest!"
Legolas smiled sweetly. "But I'm an adult Elladan, I do not have to go to school. Plus, I am the Prince of Mirkwood; I can do as I please [2]." Elrohir frowned and shook his head. "Legolas as I recall, we are all from the same birth year. That means we are the same age, and neither me or Elladan is an adult yet."
The blond-haired Elf stopped dead in his tracks. "You.you mean I'm not an adult yet?"
The twins shook their heads.
Aragorn gazed at his Elf friend. "You forgot your own age?"
Legolas blushed, how could he be so foolish. The mistake was unforgivable. And what about his father? Oh the man must be furious with him. "But.I thought.I.and." helplessly he shook his head. "But I am an adult, really I am," he whispered "I was an adult when we were on the Quest. right?" The twins shook their heads softly. "No Legolas you were still under aged."
Legolas blushed. So that's why his father had been so angry when he had returned. He had not understood at the time what his father was talking about and had walked out angry. Startled the blond prince looked up when Aragorn softly touched his arm. "I-" "You were lost in thought?" the Ranger chuckled. "You are always lost in thought Legolas."
The blond Prince blushed again. "I am not."
With a sweet smile Aragorn just nodded knowingly and pointed to a door. "Elladan, Elrohir your room will be here. Legolas your room is a little further down the hall, follow me please." The fair Elf nodded and followed the Ranger down the hall and around a corner.
Elladan sighed as he turned to his brother. "How about we check out our new room, little one?" "If you call me little one more time," the younger twin threatened. "I'll have to punish you." Elladan grinned. "Do that my little, beautiful one." With a small clicking sound the door was opened and the two Elves stumbled inside, lips already locked firmly.
"Aragorn, I am truly sorry for letting you see me in such a degrading situation," Legolas tried to apologize to the Man. "You must think very ill of me now." Aragorn smiled. "Nay fair Legolas, I do not think ill of you, not at all." He bent down and kissed the Elf softly on the lips.
"It has been too long, my love." The Man nodded.
"Indeed."
Legolas gave a shy smile and brushed his lips past Aragorn's. "I have missed you Aragorn," he whispered softly. "I know you might not have missed me but I have missed you so badly." Aragorn gave an affectionate smile. "I have missed you too my beautiful Legolas. Every day I would think of you. Which would annoy Arwen a great deal." Legolas smiled and blushed.
As he pulled in for another kiss Aragorn heard the loud footsteps coming their way down the hall.
"Cadoss," he whispered. "Just be silent my fair Prince." A hasty kiss was pushed on the Elf's brow. When he pulled away the Ranger straitened up and waited for the principal to show.
"Aragorn, why is this student not with the other two?" Cadoss asked and gave a crooked grin at the blond Elf. "I was showing him to his room now sir." Cadoss shook his head. "His room has not been prepared yet, he will have to spend a night or two with the other two in their room." Aragorn nodded and turned to Legolas. "You heard the man, come on, lets get you back to your room." With an approving nodding Cadoss watched the pair round the corner again and grinned. This would be a very. interesting year.
The dark-haired Man stopped a few doors before the room that was for the twins. "This is my room Legolas, if you ever feel the need to talk to me, or something else," he winked. "Just knock." Legolas grinned and headed towards his own room. "I will see you in the morn my love." Aragorn nodded and opened his door silently stepping inside and crawled in his bed.
About a minuet later there was a knock on the door. Startled the Man looked up. "Come in." Silently a blond head popped into the room. "Legolas, what is wrong, did the twins lock you out?" The Elf shook his head. "Can I stay here tonight?" Aragorn frowned. "Why?"
Legolas blushed. "I was about to open the door when I heard muffled sounds from inside the room. On closer inspection I found out what the sounds were and thought it would be better if I slept here tonight." Aragorn looked confused. "What kind of sounds?" Legolas stepped inside and closed the door firmly.
"Think Aragorn."
"You mean."
The fair Elf nodded. "I shall sleep on the floor if you want me to, just let me stay here. I do not have the need to interrupt them in their doings." Aragorn shook his head. "By the Valar Legolas, we are lovers!" Legolas shook his head. "We were lovers Aragorn, now that you are wed with Arwen."
"I still love you," the soft whisper was heard. "I never stopped loving you Legolas." Legolas blushed. Aragorn threw the covers back. "Come on in my love." Grinning Legolas tugged his shirt off and practically jumped into the bed. Quickly he snuggled into Aragorn's arms and fell into a deep peaceful sleep. Aragorn smiled as he to fell into a peaceful slumber.
In another room two bodies collapsed against each other. Slowly Elrohir pushed his head against his brother's chest. "I love you Elladan." The older twin wrapped his arms around his brother's back. "I love you too little one." Elrohir growled. "I thought you had learned your lesson?" Elladan grinned. "Not by far my pretty little pet, Not by far..."
TBC
[1] Legolas was furious when he found out that the door had been locked. He almost killed the first person in sight! AKA: Elladan. [2] The boy is so spoiled. Thranduil should have given him more discipline when he was young. *Whip cracking in the background* No, not the whip.give the boy some rest.
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Jiro: Because Inyx wanted us to actually do something (the nerve) Peter and I decided to annoy some of the reviewers. Peter: Maybe they will flame after this.Remember folks, a flame a day keeps Jiro and Peter warm and happy!
Tenshiamanda ~ Peter: *smiles* You were the first reviewer. Thanks for making Inyx so happy. She's less annoying when she's happy. About the threesome thing. we'll see if we can talk them into that.
ShadowGirl ~ Jiro: 'Brat'. Well I can say it. I think Inyx can too. Oi, could you make Legolas be quiet? Give him something else quickly! My ears hurt. *Tries to hug Legolas but gets hit*
Hitari ~ Peter: Did you read that book too? It's nice. But it doesn't work all to well. Inyx and wonderful.now why do I not see that happening *avoids a flying shoe* Yeah, the twins are very hot. *Gets a glare from Jiro* I hope you liked this chapter.
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Please review. Peter: And flame. Jiro: And if you're good, you can have a cracker. Don't mind them, just review.Pretty please? I need the feedback. And I promise the next chapter will have the lemon in it like the rating says. Well. if the site allows it.
Elven school trauma Chapter 2: Old friends meet up.
*************** On the road to Gondor ***************
Legolas groaned. He didn't want to wake up yet. His bed was so nice and warm. It did move every now and then but that didn't matter to him. He rolled over on his side and pulled the blankets around him more. It was only the pain of falling on the ground that woke him. And that made him realize that his bed was not the thing he fell off. The thing he fell off was.Oh no.
With a curse the Elven Prince jumped to his feet. He wasn't in his room! Or even in the palace for that matter. Come to think of it he probably wasn't even in Mirkwood anymore. He was in a carriage. He was in a moving carriage. And he probably knew were he was heading to. Gondor. Oh when he got his hands on his father he was going to.
Elladan looked up at the loud banging sound. He had been lost in thoughts while stroking his brothers' hair. 'Elrohir looks nice with his head in my lap.' Elladan absentmindedly thought. He looked back at the blonde Elven Prince who had leapt up from the ground and had his back turned from them, cursing silently. He sighed. "Let me guess, your father forced you to come."
With a startled cry Legolas whipped around, grabbing at his belt. He looked down confused. "Where did my dagger go?" he asked quietly. Elladan gave another sigh. "They have been removed." He looked down at his twin. "Just like ours." Legolas slumped down on the seat he had been sleeping on. "Oh great, I'm stuck in a stupid carriage, going to a worthless school, and my weapons have been taken away!" He kicked the side of the carriage.
Elrohir moaned. "Elladan be quiet, I'm trying to get some sleep," he opened his eyes and shifted so he was sitting on his brothers lap. "Or do I. have to punish you." Before his brother could tell him that Legolas was awake and watching them the raven-haired Elf pulled his brother into a fierce kiss. But he froze as he heard giggles erupting from the other seat. In shock he stared at Legolas who was giggling softly at the pair. "Oh don't mind me, go on and punish him!"
The sons of Elrond blushed fiercely, much to the joy of the now hysterically laughing Elf in front of them. The youngest twin tried to give a snappy comeback but he couldn't come up with anything worse than: 'Well your weapons are gone!' So he just slumped back against his brother who possessively put his arms around him. "I.Well your weapons are gone!" He flinched. He had to say it. He just had to say it.
Legolas grinned at the pair. He had always known of their feelings for each other. Even before they had confessed to him. Or each other for that matter. "Don't worry, I think you make a great couple." Elladan grinned and pulled his twin closer. Legolas made a frustrated noise and lay back down on his bench.
The hours went by and soon all three of the Elves were bored out of their skulls. Trying to get a conversation started Legolas looked up at the sons of Elrond. He smiled at the adorable sight in front of him. Snuggled up close to his brother was Elrohir, still on his brothers' lap and with his head in the crook of his twins' neck. Elladan had one arm wrapped around Elrohir's waist. The other was stroking the soft dark locks on Elrohir's head. Legolas smiled as the older twin looked up at him.
"How did your father tell you that you were going to this hellhole?" Elladan questioned him. Legolas shrugged. "He said he would force me to go anyway and we had a fight." Elrohir, who had woken because his brother stopped stroking his hair muttered: "You always get into fights with your father Legolas."
Legolas looked thoughtful. "But this time it was different." Elrohir looked up. "He won?" Legolas nodded. "That wasn't suppose to happen, I mean, I ALWAYS win." Elladan gave his friend a sympathetic look. "Poor little baby Legolas. Losing his first fight like this." He motioned his hands around the carriage. Legolas muttered something under his breath. Elladan grinned and kissed his brothers' forehead. "I'm going to get some sleep, so if you don't mind."
Legolas nodded and looked out of his window, deeply in thought. He only looked up again when he heard the twins talking to him: "Hey Legolas, hey, we arrived." The blond closed his eyes and nodded. They slowly opened the now unlocked door [1] and stepped outside. There an old gray-haired man stood to welcome them. He gave the three a threatening look and asked: "Are you three the new students?" They nodded. The man sneered and told them to follow him.
The school was made out of red-brown bricks that shone a brilliant color in the light of the setting sun. Behind the school a beautiful forest could be seen. In silence the group of four walked up to the enormous building where two teachers were in a discussion over the new program of the year. The short gray-haired man stopped in front of the two teachers. "Mister principal, Mister Aragorn sir, the new students have arrived."
Legolas stiffened at that name. Mister Aragorn, did he say. is that.
"Aragorn?"
The Man that had his back turned to the Elves turned around and gasped.
"Legolas?"
The blond Elf nodded and tried to say something to his old friend. His mouth just opened and shut itself like a fish out of the water. The man stared in disbelief. Elrohir gave a quiet cough behind the two. Aragorn looked at his foster brothers and shook his head. "No, no.Elladan? Elrohir?" The twins nodded.
Aragorn looked in awe at his brothers. "You decided to come here and teach?" They blushed. "Not exactly," the answer came from the short man. "These buggers here are the new students."
The principal, an elderly man with no hair looked at the three Elves and grinned. "Well, well, what do we have here. If I'm not mistaken I see Legolas Greenleaf before my eyes. And why are you here son of Thranduil?" Legolas opened his mouth again to speak but Aragorn shook his head. "Lord Cadoss, I will escort our new students to their room." With that he turned and motioned the young Elves with him. They quietly followed.
Once out of earshot of the two men Aragorn gave a glance over his shoulder. "How did you three get here?" he questioned. Elladan growled. "Ada forced us to come here, because he thought it would be good for us." Elrohir nodded. The Man looked at his blond friend. "Legolas."
Legolas blushed and muttered something that sounded like: "Father. fight.woke up in.you."
Elrohir gave a sad smile at the Prince and looked at his brother. Elladan frowned. "I think it would be better to ask. What are you doing here, Estel?"
Aragorn stuttered something. He hadn't expected that question. "A-arwen wanted me to do something for the children of middle-earth. I said it was an awful idea. We had a fight and, as usual she won it." Legolas frowned. "You had a fight with the Evenstar?" Aragorn nodded and sighed. "She has. changed since we married. Even more stubborn then she was, and well she just changed okay?" Elrohir nodded. "Arwen has become a typical Mortal wife," he said thoughtfully. "She has really eh. lost her Elven charm or something." Legolas looked at his old friend accusingly "The Evenstar has lost her beauty?" Aragorn shook his head.
"Nay, just her charm."
"I do not understand you're jest."
Aragorn sighed. "She has been very. very."
"Scary?" Elladan jested. "Annoyed, angry, irritated?"
"Exactly."
The blond Prince shook his head. "So that explains why you're here, but, why do we have to be here?"
Elladan sighed and muttered: "Give it a rest Legolas, all Elven teenagers have to go to school. Glorfindel used to teach some other kids and us in Imladris. Give. It. A. Rest!"
Legolas smiled sweetly. "But I'm an adult Elladan, I do not have to go to school. Plus, I am the Prince of Mirkwood; I can do as I please [2]." Elrohir frowned and shook his head. "Legolas as I recall, we are all from the same birth year. That means we are the same age, and neither me or Elladan is an adult yet."
The blond-haired Elf stopped dead in his tracks. "You.you mean I'm not an adult yet?"
The twins shook their heads.
Aragorn gazed at his Elf friend. "You forgot your own age?"
Legolas blushed, how could he be so foolish. The mistake was unforgivable. And what about his father? Oh the man must be furious with him. "But.I thought.I.and." helplessly he shook his head. "But I am an adult, really I am," he whispered "I was an adult when we were on the Quest. right?" The twins shook their heads softly. "No Legolas you were still under aged."
Legolas blushed. So that's why his father had been so angry when he had returned. He had not understood at the time what his father was talking about and had walked out angry. Startled the blond prince looked up when Aragorn softly touched his arm. "I-" "You were lost in thought?" the Ranger chuckled. "You are always lost in thought Legolas."
The blond Prince blushed again. "I am not."
With a sweet smile Aragorn just nodded knowingly and pointed to a door. "Elladan, Elrohir your room will be here. Legolas your room is a little further down the hall, follow me please." The fair Elf nodded and followed the Ranger down the hall and around a corner.
Elladan sighed as he turned to his brother. "How about we check out our new room, little one?" "If you call me little one more time," the younger twin threatened. "I'll have to punish you." Elladan grinned. "Do that my little, beautiful one." With a small clicking sound the door was opened and the two Elves stumbled inside, lips already locked firmly.
"Aragorn, I am truly sorry for letting you see me in such a degrading situation," Legolas tried to apologize to the Man. "You must think very ill of me now." Aragorn smiled. "Nay fair Legolas, I do not think ill of you, not at all." He bent down and kissed the Elf softly on the lips.
"It has been too long, my love." The Man nodded.
"Indeed."
Legolas gave a shy smile and brushed his lips past Aragorn's. "I have missed you Aragorn," he whispered softly. "I know you might not have missed me but I have missed you so badly." Aragorn gave an affectionate smile. "I have missed you too my beautiful Legolas. Every day I would think of you. Which would annoy Arwen a great deal." Legolas smiled and blushed.
As he pulled in for another kiss Aragorn heard the loud footsteps coming their way down the hall.
"Cadoss," he whispered. "Just be silent my fair Prince." A hasty kiss was pushed on the Elf's brow. When he pulled away the Ranger straitened up and waited for the principal to show.
"Aragorn, why is this student not with the other two?" Cadoss asked and gave a crooked grin at the blond Elf. "I was showing him to his room now sir." Cadoss shook his head. "His room has not been prepared yet, he will have to spend a night or two with the other two in their room." Aragorn nodded and turned to Legolas. "You heard the man, come on, lets get you back to your room." With an approving nodding Cadoss watched the pair round the corner again and grinned. This would be a very. interesting year.
The dark-haired Man stopped a few doors before the room that was for the twins. "This is my room Legolas, if you ever feel the need to talk to me, or something else," he winked. "Just knock." Legolas grinned and headed towards his own room. "I will see you in the morn my love." Aragorn nodded and opened his door silently stepping inside and crawled in his bed.
About a minuet later there was a knock on the door. Startled the Man looked up. "Come in." Silently a blond head popped into the room. "Legolas, what is wrong, did the twins lock you out?" The Elf shook his head. "Can I stay here tonight?" Aragorn frowned. "Why?"
Legolas blushed. "I was about to open the door when I heard muffled sounds from inside the room. On closer inspection I found out what the sounds were and thought it would be better if I slept here tonight." Aragorn looked confused. "What kind of sounds?" Legolas stepped inside and closed the door firmly.
"Think Aragorn."
"You mean."
The fair Elf nodded. "I shall sleep on the floor if you want me to, just let me stay here. I do not have the need to interrupt them in their doings." Aragorn shook his head. "By the Valar Legolas, we are lovers!" Legolas shook his head. "We were lovers Aragorn, now that you are wed with Arwen."
"I still love you," the soft whisper was heard. "I never stopped loving you Legolas." Legolas blushed. Aragorn threw the covers back. "Come on in my love." Grinning Legolas tugged his shirt off and practically jumped into the bed. Quickly he snuggled into Aragorn's arms and fell into a deep peaceful sleep. Aragorn smiled as he to fell into a peaceful slumber.
In another room two bodies collapsed against each other. Slowly Elrohir pushed his head against his brother's chest. "I love you Elladan." The older twin wrapped his arms around his brother's back. "I love you too little one." Elrohir growled. "I thought you had learned your lesson?" Elladan grinned. "Not by far my pretty little pet, Not by far..."
TBC
[1] Legolas was furious when he found out that the door had been locked. He almost killed the first person in sight! AKA: Elladan. [2] The boy is so spoiled. Thranduil should have given him more discipline when he was young. *Whip cracking in the background* No, not the whip.give the boy some rest.
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Jiro: Because Inyx wanted us to actually do something (the nerve) Peter and I decided to annoy some of the reviewers. Peter: Maybe they will flame after this.Remember folks, a flame a day keeps Jiro and Peter warm and happy!
Tenshiamanda ~ Peter: *smiles* You were the first reviewer. Thanks for making Inyx so happy. She's less annoying when she's happy. About the threesome thing. we'll see if we can talk them into that.
ShadowGirl ~ Jiro: 'Brat'. Well I can say it. I think Inyx can too. Oi, could you make Legolas be quiet? Give him something else quickly! My ears hurt. *Tries to hug Legolas but gets hit*
Hitari ~ Peter: Did you read that book too? It's nice. But it doesn't work all to well. Inyx and wonderful.now why do I not see that happening *avoids a flying shoe* Yeah, the twins are very hot. *Gets a glare from Jiro* I hope you liked this chapter.
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Please review. Peter: And flame. Jiro: And if you're good, you can have a cracker. Don't mind them, just review.Pretty please? I need the feedback. And I promise the next chapter will have the lemon in it like the rating says. Well. if the site allows it.