Bilbo Potter
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters, or the story line. My sister owns most of the story and all those brilliant authors and producers etc. own the characters.
Warning: I don't think there is any. Oh yeah! This is a small ficlet. There will be no other chapters so any reviews will be replied to in the names' story. Thank you. Also, it would be appreciated if you told me who you want me to explain the name/s of so that I can put another chapter up there. I have already done Harry and Draco, but we're going away from this story.
You will only understand all of the quotes and things if u have seen/read the films/tv proggys/stories that are mentioned here. I will put it in brackets next to it in case you haven't.
THE ONLY CHAPTER - THE STORY OF BILBO POTTER
Bilbo Potter was walking along in the forbidden when suddenly he came to some trolls who caught him. He knew that he would be dead if he didn't do something so he started an argument between them about how they would cook him. (This part is in 'The Hobbit'.) Fortunately, they argued until sunrise when they turned into stone trolls.
Then Bilbo decided that he would go and knock on Ratty and Mole (Wind in the willows) Mole happened to have bright orange hair by the way. They were walking along the river bank when ratty, being a very small kind of ratty, got run over by Mr. Toad of Toad Hall driving a yellow car called Brum (From one of my fave TV programs called 'Brum'). Mole told Mr. Toad off and sent him home without his car.
They finally reached the mountain where the Goblet of Fire was being kept with lots of other treasure. They all went up the steps, Brum with some difficulty and opened the door. Out swooped a large dragon with buck teeth and frizzy, frizzy hair like an Afro. The dragon was about to eat them all up when suddenly Mole said, "You're a GIRL dragon!" (SHREK!!!)
They instantly fell in love and lived happily ever after. But what happened to Bilbo and Brum I hear you ask. No, that's not you because you don't know what I'm saying at the moment, it must be those strange voices in the back of my head that keep saying 'You are a complete and utter idiot!' Well, they felt slightly left out so they went back down the stairs.
Bilbo sat in Brum who, if you remember is a car. Anyway, Bilbo sat in Brum and they went off into the sunset singing 'Always, be together, always be together!' (Grease)
So. what do you think, is my sister as crazy as me or is this actually a good ficlet? Please review!!
Anyhow, chow!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters, or the story line. My sister owns most of the story and all those brilliant authors and producers etc. own the characters.
Warning: I don't think there is any. Oh yeah! This is a small ficlet. There will be no other chapters so any reviews will be replied to in the names' story. Thank you. Also, it would be appreciated if you told me who you want me to explain the name/s of so that I can put another chapter up there. I have already done Harry and Draco, but we're going away from this story.
You will only understand all of the quotes and things if u have seen/read the films/tv proggys/stories that are mentioned here. I will put it in brackets next to it in case you haven't.
THE ONLY CHAPTER - THE STORY OF BILBO POTTER
Bilbo Potter was walking along in the forbidden when suddenly he came to some trolls who caught him. He knew that he would be dead if he didn't do something so he started an argument between them about how they would cook him. (This part is in 'The Hobbit'.) Fortunately, they argued until sunrise when they turned into stone trolls.
Then Bilbo decided that he would go and knock on Ratty and Mole (Wind in the willows) Mole happened to have bright orange hair by the way. They were walking along the river bank when ratty, being a very small kind of ratty, got run over by Mr. Toad of Toad Hall driving a yellow car called Brum (From one of my fave TV programs called 'Brum'). Mole told Mr. Toad off and sent him home without his car.
They finally reached the mountain where the Goblet of Fire was being kept with lots of other treasure. They all went up the steps, Brum with some difficulty and opened the door. Out swooped a large dragon with buck teeth and frizzy, frizzy hair like an Afro. The dragon was about to eat them all up when suddenly Mole said, "You're a GIRL dragon!" (SHREK!!!)
They instantly fell in love and lived happily ever after. But what happened to Bilbo and Brum I hear you ask. No, that's not you because you don't know what I'm saying at the moment, it must be those strange voices in the back of my head that keep saying 'You are a complete and utter idiot!' Well, they felt slightly left out so they went back down the stairs.
Bilbo sat in Brum who, if you remember is a car. Anyway, Bilbo sat in Brum and they went off into the sunset singing 'Always, be together, always be together!' (Grease)
So. what do you think, is my sister as crazy as me or is this actually a good ficlet? Please review!!
Anyhow, chow!