Elven School Trauma chapter 3: Disclaimer: Jiro- like Inyx could ever afford Lord of the Rings or the characters. She owns nothing. Just two muzes and a lot of stupid ideas. Warnings: I love these. AU, SLASH or yaoi is in this chapter. Incest. You know the deal. This chapter has LEMON, as in two pretty Elves getting very comfy with each other. Thanks to everyone who reviewed. Actually thanks to everyone who read this. You will all get Elven crackers sent to you by my muses. Everything is in the Elven tongue.

Chapter 3: Nightly activities and the morning after.

"Elladan," the younger twin moaned between kisses. "Should we be doing this?" The older elf began tugging at his twins' shirt. "Of course we should Elrohir, unless you don't want to that is." Pushing his brother on the bed Elrohir shook his head. "I want this Edda, I need this." Elladan pulled his brother atop of him, kissing him forcefully. Elrohir smiled against his brothers' lips. "Now lets begin your punishment shall we?"

Elladan moaned as his little brother straddled his thighs. "Yes, please, go on and punish me little one." The youngest twin had a catlike grin as the he lowered himself to a dark nipple gently kissing and sucking on it. Elladan gasped as he felt teeth tugging at the hardened nipple.

"Valar!"

"It is not Valar, my name is Elrohir remember Edda?" the teasing note was obvious in Elrohirs' voice. The other Elf groaned. "More, Elrohir I need more." Elrohir gave a playful grin. "Maybe I should stop right now and leave you to yourself as a punishment." His twins' eyes went big. "Don't you dare do something like that Elrohir!"

The younger Elf giggled. "You are so cute."

Elladan growled and pushed up his hips. "Now!"

The younger twin put on a hurtful face. "You're being mean again," he pretended to wipe away a tear. "Why are you always so bossy?" Elladan jumped up. "Elrohir! I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, I didn't know, oh Elrohir." He pulled his now fake sobbing brother in an embrace. "I'm sorry, I'll make it up. I love you? I really didn't mean to? I'm sorry?" The youngest twin giggled. "Fooled you."

"What?"

"You are always so gullible my precious brother."

Elladan frowned. "You had me worried little one." The smaller twin shrugged. "Now I think I've been punished enough for one night, so goodnight." With a small peck on his brothers' cheek Elladan curled up and closed his eyes. "Goodnight Elrohir." The younger twin took a moment of thought.

Elladan was just joking right? He wouldn't really go to sleep leaving him like, well, in the state of arousal he was. Would he? He wouldn't just go to sleep after practically begging for his little brother to continue?

"Elladan? Are you really going to sleep?" a soft timid voice asked. The other Elf just muttered something in his sleep and turned over. "Edda?" Elladan hid his face in his arms.

"Okay then."

No response.

"I'll just have to relieve myself."

Silence.

"Edda?"

Nothing.

With a sigh Elrohir looked down. He knew he would get no rest tonight if he did not take care of this. A shaking hand went down to the waistband of his tight fitting leggings. Slowly pulling them down Elrohir closed his eyes and took a deep breath in.

What if it was his Elladan stroking down his stomach. What if it was his Elladan taking him in his hands, loving him and giving him this pleasure. A thrill went through Elrohir's body as he imagined his twins' hands running over him. Imaging the look in his eyes, the way he would smile, kiss him. The smaller twin moaned.

Opening his eyes Elladan watched his brother giving pleasure to himself. He gasped at the way Elrohir tilted his beautiful head and closed his eyes. Every little movement he made. When his brother shouted his name in ecstasy Elladan couldn't take it anymore. Quickly he jumped up and ran to the bathroom. Closing the door behind him he heard Elrohir call from the other room.

"I knew it! You were watching!"

With a sigh Elladan poured himself a glass of water. This was going to be a long night. "Elladan, I'm waiting." the voice called from the bedroom. "And I want you." Elladan grinned; maybe this was going to be a nice night after all.

***************In Aragorn's room***************

"Aragorn?" the blond Elf asked as he wrapped his arms more tightly around his lovers back. "Aragorn are you awake?" The ranger muttered something. "Go back to sleep." "But it's morning." The Man groaned and pushed his head into the blond Elf's hair. "I don't want to go and teach some spoiled kiddy class," he muttered "I want to stay in bed and make love to you."

Legolas blushed. "I want to- wait a minute. spoiled kiddy class?"

The Man groaned. "All those snotty children fussing about matters they don't understand. Trying to impress me with things they don't understand. It's frustrating when they are at that age you know." The teenaged Elf frowned. "That age?"

"Puberty," the answer came as Aragorn nuzzled on his lovers ear, making the Elf gasp. "The age when Elves get highly annoying." The Prince growled and pushed his lover away. "You forgot that I'm one of your students Aragorn, I may not like that, but I will not let you insult me like that!" Before the Man could say another word the blond warrior hopped out of bed and pulled his shirt back on. "If you think of me like that than I had better go!"

Aragorn called his lovers name: "Legolas, my love, I didn't mean it li-" The door slammed. Cursing himself in every tongue he knew the King of Gondor began dressing himself to go find his lover before the Elf woke up the whole school. Aragorn sighed to himself as he began combing brown locks [1]. "Why is that dratted Elf so stubborn?"

With a jump Aragorn looked around the room again. Did he just see something move? No, he must have been mistaken. "That's great, I've only been with Legolas for one night and I'm turning paranoid!" the man exclaimed. "I tell you that Elf will be my downfall one day." Still muttering to himself the man left the room to begin searching for the angry Elf.

As soon as the door closed and was locked a small panel moved from behind the overfull bookshelf. A pair of eyes peered true the little opening in the wall one last time before it was closed. In the shadows of the dimly lit secret passageway a soft laugh sounded. "A very interesting year indeed."

TBC

[1] Yes the man combs his hair. And he washes it twice a week. He may be a rugged Ranger type but that is no excuse for lack of personal hygiene. I'm beginning to sound like Elrond. Valar help me.

***************

Peter: So chapter 3 already. Another round of annoying reviewers for us. *Smiles* I think I'm getting the hang of these Muze-Duty-Things Inyx keeps telling us about.

Shakura~ Jiro: I keep telling you people! Inyx and awesome don't mix! Yes there'll be lots more chapters if Inyx will ever get enough reviews to keep writing. Or flame her and I'll make her continue! *growls* I can't belive what you did! Liking her story and all! Leave a flame! *gets whacked by Inyx*

Tenshiamanda~ Peter: Nope, the Elflings are still in puberty. Gorny's an adult but lets just not begin about his age. He's sensible about that sort of thing. Legolas a brat? Well, he probably is. *gets a death-glare from Leggie* Only a bit! Um. forget I said that.

ShadowGirl~ Jiro: Too good to flame? *Falls down laughing* Every story is good enough to flame! Arwen, hmm well she suspects something is going on but isn't smart enough to see the obvious: that Leggie and Gorny are made for each other. So she's still figuring out who her competition is. So she can hunt them down and kill them.

**************

So that's chapter 3 for you lot. Please review and tell me what you think. This is my first attempt at a lemon and I've never worked with an R rating. Peter: That should tell you enough to flame. Jiro: Flame please! Well give you crackers!