The Cast
The Femme Fatales (girls):
Trish--Unlike Dante, Trish is 100% demon. Though she is technically Dante's girlfriend, their relationship, while still on good terms, has cooled off considerably. They still say "hi" to each other in the hall, but Trish is now what is called by the Rainbow Soldiers and the Femme Fatales alike a Loose Cannon. She is on the prowl for a new guy. Her weapons of choice are her hands and feet, Kung Fu style. When kicking some fool's teeth in just isn't a viable option, she brings her AP (Armour Piercing) rifle to bear. It hurts to all nine Hells and back. Just ask Zidane. He found out when....well you'll find out. She is hot- tempered, and decisive in her actions, basically the girl's equivalent of Dante, just not so overbearing. She was last seen chasing Auron down a dark hallway.......
Rinoa Heartilly--This is the shy one. She idolizes Squall and looks to him for comfort, support, and protection from the "white-haired monster under her bed with the red trenchcoat who wants to eat her all up!" This is obviously Dante. She is a meek soul, and is definitely not a fighter. She doesn't have to. Squall does it for her. She spooks easily, and all Dante has to do is let his "Monster Laugh" rip and she runs screaming for her room or Squall, whichever is closer. She is innocent, eager to please, and loves cute n' cuddly animals (Red XIII).
Malon--Malon is probably the most mellow person in the whole castle. Girlfriend to Link, she has learned to take the verbal and mental abuse that comes with living within a mile of Dante in placid silence. But make no mistake, her pent up aggressions are always looking for some poor idiot to vent themselves on, and if you damage any of her property in any way, you can be assured that the next few hours of your miserable existence will be filled with extraordinary pain. Once these emotions have drained themselves for the moment, she goes right back to being the mellow, placid Malon we all know and love. It is a little known fact that she and Link got together when he appeared crying at her door because that stuck-up prig, Zelda, dropped him completely after he finished saving her kingdom, her people, and indeed her, from the horrors of a land ruled by Ganondorf. Zelda then proceeded to sponge up all the glory for herself. Arrogant bitch that she is.
Garnet Til Alexandros 17th--Garnet is Zidane's girlfriend/caretaker. She has more control over him than Squall, but less than his stomach. She's seen many strange and horrifying things in the course of her duties. Early on, she enlisted the help of Freya Crescent to keep Zidane in line. They both try to the utmost of their abilities, but it has proved to be a long and arduous task. Now, she mostly lets him run free throughout the castle, a decision met with consternation on both sides of the castle's RS-FF dividing line. She is not insane, however, as is evidenced by her clear thinking when the going gets rough. She probably got this trait during the many months she's been taking care of Zidane before she moved to the castle. Her patience is easily strained, however, and her emotions never build up long before they come merrily out to be noticed. Usually in the form of a blunt object upside the head.
Freya Crescent--Unlike Garnet and Malon, Freya has no patience whatsoever. She sees Cid as competition, if only because he has a lance just as long as her spear. And so she takes every opportunity to belittle him and his friends. Unlike Cid, she actually uses her spear for many things. Like scraping Zidane off the wall. Or hoisting an offending person up by the scruff of their necks and "removing" them from her presence. Or making a shish-kabob out of just about anything. She would be a Loose Cannon, but seems disinterested in guys in general. Rumor has it that she had a boyfriend once, but he forgot her after a trip around the world. Since then the thing she fears most is being forgotten. So she makes it hard for you to forget her. In many painful ways. But who knows? She might find someone else someday. She carries great pride in her race, heritage, and chosen profession. She is a member of the Bermecian mouse clan Dragon Knights, and has superb jumping ability due to her highly advanced leg muscles.
Tifa Lockheart--This is one of the infamous girls who are after Cloud's heart. She and Aeris have a long-standing rivalry over Cloud, and he's caught right in the middle (poor guy). She scorns firearms, but will resort to them if pressed. She much prefers her own martial arts skills, which are in no little way assisted by her steel-reinforced gloves and boots. Tifa is mostly mild-mannered, but whenever Cloud is in the same room, she gets weird. If Aeris is there too, she gets aggressive. She has little interest in anything other than finding a way to outsmart Aeris and gain Cloud forever.
Aeris--This is the second half of Cloud's own personal Hell. Aeris is sweet and condescending, unless, you guessed it, Cloud and/or Tifa are in the same room. Almost murdered by Sephiroth once, she never quite got over the feeling of cold steel in her chest. However, she is able to relieve the burning hate she feels for Sephiroth on, lo and behold (or rather don't), Sephiroth himself. He has been known to plummet over cliffs and tie lead weights to his feet before jumping in the ocean to escape from this sweet-looking she-devil from Hell. On a more positive note, she is the driving force behind all improvements in the guy's lifestyles, such as healthy cigarettes for Cid, replacing all the beer with Vanilla Cokes, and the supply of soap and other toiletries in the castle. Her excuse for all this effort over the boys of all things is that she simply refuses to live with pigs.
Katt Monroe--A Loose Cannon of the worst sort, Katt is vehemently searching for a man that can handle her lifestyle. Anyone who thinks they are up to the challenge is welcome to try, but chances (and all bets) are not in your favor. She is a swift and agile fighter with either a gun or her fists, but she excels when she has the advantage of range and surprise, most preferably with a silenced sniper rifle in her graceful paws. Most well known for being the one to take Barret Wallace down in a fight, she is also known for winding up any girls she is pissed at by flirting with their boyfriends, often leading to a conflict of the kind no-one ever wants to be dragged into, but is always eager to watch. She never actually seriously goes for 'taken' men, and always respects the ties between boyfriend and girlfriend. But it never hurts to press the envelope a little every now and then.
Fara Pheonix--Fox's former bitchy consort, she has now calmed down due to Fox finally putting his booted foot down. Though still quick to anger, her relationship with Fox has shifted from rocky in the extreme to tolerable, in that she no longer skims his wallet three times a day, and has stopped being so demanding. Besides her willingness to start a fight, Fara is also known for fighting Barret Wallace and, even though she was KO'd, giving him a few things to think about in the morning. Fara's fighting style is all her own. Her mastery of the blunt object, coupled with her innate need for a good pistol on her shapely hip, makes her a formidable opponent, and a good ally to have beside you in the heat of a pitched battle.
Maria--Oh shit! It's Dante's mother! Run! Run for your miserable lives! A stickler for cleanliness and good manners, she is less than impressed at Dante's lifestyle, what with the empty coke cans and pizza boxes all over the place. If you want to know where Dante's got his unique opinions on the female gender, look no further. She had a heavy hand in his upbringing, and has no tolerance for slackers and mess-makers. When she said "Come!" by God he came. If he didn't, he'd better have a damn good reason. Usually, though, he came if he had to crawl on his belly and drag himself across the house. She has made it her mission to clean up Dante's life, though he's probably already too far-gone to help.
Yuna--Daughter of High Summoner Braska, Yuna is also a Summoner. She is shy, though not as shy as Rinoa, and is Tidus' girlfriend. This has had both positive and negative influences on her life. For instance, she has learned to hold her breath almost as long as Tidus, and is able to swim like a duck. On the downside, she has also experienced such awful things as green hair from algae and bites from rather large fish that look at the usual human as a pre-meal morsel. Some of Tidus' brashness has also rubbed of on her, though it shows through rarely. A healer before all else, she is able to cure almost any kind of sickness or wound known to man.
Lulu--The castle's resident black mage, Lulu is quiet and conservative in manner. As a focus point for the various spells of mass destruction she casts, she carries around little dolls, many of which get stepped on as they make their way about the castle. Despite her appearance, she is a woman of the world and as such has seen many strange things, one of which being Tidus. Another guardian to Yuna, Lulu is quite fearsome when angry, and is capable of making a monster the size of a semi truck disappear in a brilliant flash of beautiful-yet-terrifying light. Unlike Yuna, Lulu specializes in destruction, not preservation.
Coco--Crash's sister. Unfortunately for her. She is often the only one who can have any kind of influence on Crash at all without bribing him with something. He loves her dearly, and will do almost anything for her. As you can probably imagine, she is a harried individual, with many, many worries of her own without having to think about the combined effects of both Crash and Zidane loose in the same Castle. Most of her time in eaten up by Crash's special needs, but when she does have some free time on her hands, she pursues such intellectual interests as chess, reading, computer work, and research. A precocious person, words as long as ten inches are a cinch for her. Most puzzles present her with no challenge whatsoever, and the only thing capable of confusing her is Crash. Even though he is her brother, she has yet to fully understand him and all his idiosyncrasies.
The Femme Fatales (girls):
Trish--Unlike Dante, Trish is 100% demon. Though she is technically Dante's girlfriend, their relationship, while still on good terms, has cooled off considerably. They still say "hi" to each other in the hall, but Trish is now what is called by the Rainbow Soldiers and the Femme Fatales alike a Loose Cannon. She is on the prowl for a new guy. Her weapons of choice are her hands and feet, Kung Fu style. When kicking some fool's teeth in just isn't a viable option, she brings her AP (Armour Piercing) rifle to bear. It hurts to all nine Hells and back. Just ask Zidane. He found out when....well you'll find out. She is hot- tempered, and decisive in her actions, basically the girl's equivalent of Dante, just not so overbearing. She was last seen chasing Auron down a dark hallway.......
Rinoa Heartilly--This is the shy one. She idolizes Squall and looks to him for comfort, support, and protection from the "white-haired monster under her bed with the red trenchcoat who wants to eat her all up!" This is obviously Dante. She is a meek soul, and is definitely not a fighter. She doesn't have to. Squall does it for her. She spooks easily, and all Dante has to do is let his "Monster Laugh" rip and she runs screaming for her room or Squall, whichever is closer. She is innocent, eager to please, and loves cute n' cuddly animals (Red XIII).
Malon--Malon is probably the most mellow person in the whole castle. Girlfriend to Link, she has learned to take the verbal and mental abuse that comes with living within a mile of Dante in placid silence. But make no mistake, her pent up aggressions are always looking for some poor idiot to vent themselves on, and if you damage any of her property in any way, you can be assured that the next few hours of your miserable existence will be filled with extraordinary pain. Once these emotions have drained themselves for the moment, she goes right back to being the mellow, placid Malon we all know and love. It is a little known fact that she and Link got together when he appeared crying at her door because that stuck-up prig, Zelda, dropped him completely after he finished saving her kingdom, her people, and indeed her, from the horrors of a land ruled by Ganondorf. Zelda then proceeded to sponge up all the glory for herself. Arrogant bitch that she is.
Garnet Til Alexandros 17th--Garnet is Zidane's girlfriend/caretaker. She has more control over him than Squall, but less than his stomach. She's seen many strange and horrifying things in the course of her duties. Early on, she enlisted the help of Freya Crescent to keep Zidane in line. They both try to the utmost of their abilities, but it has proved to be a long and arduous task. Now, she mostly lets him run free throughout the castle, a decision met with consternation on both sides of the castle's RS-FF dividing line. She is not insane, however, as is evidenced by her clear thinking when the going gets rough. She probably got this trait during the many months she's been taking care of Zidane before she moved to the castle. Her patience is easily strained, however, and her emotions never build up long before they come merrily out to be noticed. Usually in the form of a blunt object upside the head.
Freya Crescent--Unlike Garnet and Malon, Freya has no patience whatsoever. She sees Cid as competition, if only because he has a lance just as long as her spear. And so she takes every opportunity to belittle him and his friends. Unlike Cid, she actually uses her spear for many things. Like scraping Zidane off the wall. Or hoisting an offending person up by the scruff of their necks and "removing" them from her presence. Or making a shish-kabob out of just about anything. She would be a Loose Cannon, but seems disinterested in guys in general. Rumor has it that she had a boyfriend once, but he forgot her after a trip around the world. Since then the thing she fears most is being forgotten. So she makes it hard for you to forget her. In many painful ways. But who knows? She might find someone else someday. She carries great pride in her race, heritage, and chosen profession. She is a member of the Bermecian mouse clan Dragon Knights, and has superb jumping ability due to her highly advanced leg muscles.
Tifa Lockheart--This is one of the infamous girls who are after Cloud's heart. She and Aeris have a long-standing rivalry over Cloud, and he's caught right in the middle (poor guy). She scorns firearms, but will resort to them if pressed. She much prefers her own martial arts skills, which are in no little way assisted by her steel-reinforced gloves and boots. Tifa is mostly mild-mannered, but whenever Cloud is in the same room, she gets weird. If Aeris is there too, she gets aggressive. She has little interest in anything other than finding a way to outsmart Aeris and gain Cloud forever.
Aeris--This is the second half of Cloud's own personal Hell. Aeris is sweet and condescending, unless, you guessed it, Cloud and/or Tifa are in the same room. Almost murdered by Sephiroth once, she never quite got over the feeling of cold steel in her chest. However, she is able to relieve the burning hate she feels for Sephiroth on, lo and behold (or rather don't), Sephiroth himself. He has been known to plummet over cliffs and tie lead weights to his feet before jumping in the ocean to escape from this sweet-looking she-devil from Hell. On a more positive note, she is the driving force behind all improvements in the guy's lifestyles, such as healthy cigarettes for Cid, replacing all the beer with Vanilla Cokes, and the supply of soap and other toiletries in the castle. Her excuse for all this effort over the boys of all things is that she simply refuses to live with pigs.
Katt Monroe--A Loose Cannon of the worst sort, Katt is vehemently searching for a man that can handle her lifestyle. Anyone who thinks they are up to the challenge is welcome to try, but chances (and all bets) are not in your favor. She is a swift and agile fighter with either a gun or her fists, but she excels when she has the advantage of range and surprise, most preferably with a silenced sniper rifle in her graceful paws. Most well known for being the one to take Barret Wallace down in a fight, she is also known for winding up any girls she is pissed at by flirting with their boyfriends, often leading to a conflict of the kind no-one ever wants to be dragged into, but is always eager to watch. She never actually seriously goes for 'taken' men, and always respects the ties between boyfriend and girlfriend. But it never hurts to press the envelope a little every now and then.
Fara Pheonix--Fox's former bitchy consort, she has now calmed down due to Fox finally putting his booted foot down. Though still quick to anger, her relationship with Fox has shifted from rocky in the extreme to tolerable, in that she no longer skims his wallet three times a day, and has stopped being so demanding. Besides her willingness to start a fight, Fara is also known for fighting Barret Wallace and, even though she was KO'd, giving him a few things to think about in the morning. Fara's fighting style is all her own. Her mastery of the blunt object, coupled with her innate need for a good pistol on her shapely hip, makes her a formidable opponent, and a good ally to have beside you in the heat of a pitched battle.
Maria--Oh shit! It's Dante's mother! Run! Run for your miserable lives! A stickler for cleanliness and good manners, she is less than impressed at Dante's lifestyle, what with the empty coke cans and pizza boxes all over the place. If you want to know where Dante's got his unique opinions on the female gender, look no further. She had a heavy hand in his upbringing, and has no tolerance for slackers and mess-makers. When she said "Come!" by God he came. If he didn't, he'd better have a damn good reason. Usually, though, he came if he had to crawl on his belly and drag himself across the house. She has made it her mission to clean up Dante's life, though he's probably already too far-gone to help.
Yuna--Daughter of High Summoner Braska, Yuna is also a Summoner. She is shy, though not as shy as Rinoa, and is Tidus' girlfriend. This has had both positive and negative influences on her life. For instance, she has learned to hold her breath almost as long as Tidus, and is able to swim like a duck. On the downside, she has also experienced such awful things as green hair from algae and bites from rather large fish that look at the usual human as a pre-meal morsel. Some of Tidus' brashness has also rubbed of on her, though it shows through rarely. A healer before all else, she is able to cure almost any kind of sickness or wound known to man.
Lulu--The castle's resident black mage, Lulu is quiet and conservative in manner. As a focus point for the various spells of mass destruction she casts, she carries around little dolls, many of which get stepped on as they make their way about the castle. Despite her appearance, she is a woman of the world and as such has seen many strange things, one of which being Tidus. Another guardian to Yuna, Lulu is quite fearsome when angry, and is capable of making a monster the size of a semi truck disappear in a brilliant flash of beautiful-yet-terrifying light. Unlike Yuna, Lulu specializes in destruction, not preservation.
Coco--Crash's sister. Unfortunately for her. She is often the only one who can have any kind of influence on Crash at all without bribing him with something. He loves her dearly, and will do almost anything for her. As you can probably imagine, she is a harried individual, with many, many worries of her own without having to think about the combined effects of both Crash and Zidane loose in the same Castle. Most of her time in eaten up by Crash's special needs, but when she does have some free time on her hands, she pursues such intellectual interests as chess, reading, computer work, and research. A precocious person, words as long as ten inches are a cinch for her. Most puzzles present her with no challenge whatsoever, and the only thing capable of confusing her is Crash. Even though he is her brother, she has yet to fully understand him and all his idiosyncrasies.