Act 2
Wolvertooth- Lets check the asteroid Magneto was on in the Cauldron series.
Tabatha- Where's it at now?
Rogue- It blew up.
Kitty- If it blew up then why would we go there?
Jean- ::chewing her hand::
Wolvertooth- I have a better idea. ::Flies to some laboratory in England where Magneto just happens to be. Magneto has on a sorcerers hat, thick rimmed black glasses, and is riding around on a metal broom::
Magneto- LOOK AT ME! I'M HARRY POTTER!
Tabatha- Oh dear God. WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO!
Storm- What did you do to your old friend Xavier?
Magneto- I turned him into Fluffy, the 3 headed dog from the Underworld.
Storm- Right…
Prof. X- ::wakes up:: IT'S HARRY POTTER!
Magneto- OBEY ME!
Prof. X- Shut up you skanky whore!
Magneto- ::insane laughter:: I RULE THE WORLD!
Scott- LOOK! It's Kazam!
Kazam- ::rides up in her minivan wearing ghetto clothing:: Timothy! Get in the car! It's time for your ballerina lessons. Then go back to Hogwarts and study your witchcraft stuff with Scott.
Magneto- Scott?
::Everyone stares at Scott::
Scott- Don't look at me! ::covers his face::
Kazam- TIMOTHY! GET INTO THE CAR!
Magneto- ::gets in the car. Kazam drives away::
Rogue- ::sounding like a lil kid:: Now we know the two greatest mutants of all are insane! Who is doing this to them?
Kurt- What happened to your voice?
Rogue- I dunno. 2+2=9 & 7
Prof. X- Shut up Princess Slut!
Rogue- Why don't ---
Kitty- Look!
Prof. X- Shut up you little bitch!
Kitty- Go away!
Prof. X- I love you! ::tries to hug Kitty but goes through her since she used her powers::
Kitty- It's Mystique! ::points at her in the laboratory::
Kurt and Rogue- Mom why are you in this story?
Prof. X- YOUR MOTHER HAS SCALES! ::throws ice from nowhere at Mystique::
Mystique- I'M MELTING! ::melts into blue foam::
Prof. X- You should have kept your legs crossed you little whore.
Kurt- YOU KILLED MY MOTHER……YEAH!!!!
Tabatha- ::throws sparkling bomb at blue foam:: NEVER COME BACK AGAIN WHORE! ::sticks tongue out::
Rogue- You killed my mama… ::Starts to cry::
Prof. X- ::gasps and rides over to her. He grabs her and puts her on his lap. He pushes her head to his chest:: Don't cry little girl put your head on my breastiss! ::he strokes her hair repeatedly::
Jean Grey- My mama…::starts to cry too::
Kurt- She ain't your mom so what are you crying about.
Ororo- Just let her cry. ::Jean Grey grabs her legs and starts to call her Mama:: Get off me! ::kicks her off::
Kitty- ::to Rogue:: How old are you?
Rogue- ::stops crying automatically:: Me only 5 years old.
Tabatha- Really?
Rogue- Yep!
Tabatha- Ya know maybe we should try the Brotherhood of Mutants. At this rate, pretty soon we're all gonna go insane anyway.
Ororo- How will we find them? Jean and the Prof. Are the only two with powers to find them.
Scott- Jean. We need your help.
Jean- ::kisses his cheek:: I wuv you.
Scott- ::shakes her:: No! Listen!
Jean- ::slaps him:: You don't wuv me. I hate you. I HATE YOU!
Prof. X- I love you! ::Pulls Jean on his lap too.::
Jean- ::sticks tongue out at Rogue::
Rogue- ::hits her:: OFF!
Jean- ::odd groaning sound:: Owww! Dat hurt!
::Jean and Rogue in weird hitting fight::
Scott- STOP! Jean use your psychic abilities to find The Brotherhood of Mutants.
Jean- ::starts hitting herself in the head.::
Tabatha- It's hopeless.
Kitty- Lets check the mall.
Wolvertooth- We ain't bringing them to the mall.
Ororo- Ya we are. I need a new cloak. Tabatha put a hole in my other one with those damn bombs of hers.
Tabatha- Don't go dissing my bombs.
Kurt- Let's just go somewhere. I'm bored.
Scott- ::Hoarse sounding voice and unexplainable cigarette appears:: Listen I've been on unemployed for 36 hours. I need to go to the welfare office.
Kitty- NOT YOU TOO!
Ororo- Let's see. They got Prof. X, Logan, Rogue, Jean, Scott, and Magneto.
That leaves me, Kitty, Kurt, and Tabatha. Only four of us. Let's head to the mall.
Wolvertooth- Lets check the asteroid Magneto was on in the Cauldron series.
Tabatha- Where's it at now?
Rogue- It blew up.
Kitty- If it blew up then why would we go there?
Jean- ::chewing her hand::
Wolvertooth- I have a better idea. ::Flies to some laboratory in England where Magneto just happens to be. Magneto has on a sorcerers hat, thick rimmed black glasses, and is riding around on a metal broom::
Magneto- LOOK AT ME! I'M HARRY POTTER!
Tabatha- Oh dear God. WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO!
Storm- What did you do to your old friend Xavier?
Magneto- I turned him into Fluffy, the 3 headed dog from the Underworld.
Storm- Right…
Prof. X- ::wakes up:: IT'S HARRY POTTER!
Magneto- OBEY ME!
Prof. X- Shut up you skanky whore!
Magneto- ::insane laughter:: I RULE THE WORLD!
Scott- LOOK! It's Kazam!
Kazam- ::rides up in her minivan wearing ghetto clothing:: Timothy! Get in the car! It's time for your ballerina lessons. Then go back to Hogwarts and study your witchcraft stuff with Scott.
Magneto- Scott?
::Everyone stares at Scott::
Scott- Don't look at me! ::covers his face::
Kazam- TIMOTHY! GET INTO THE CAR!
Magneto- ::gets in the car. Kazam drives away::
Rogue- ::sounding like a lil kid:: Now we know the two greatest mutants of all are insane! Who is doing this to them?
Kurt- What happened to your voice?
Rogue- I dunno. 2+2=9 & 7
Prof. X- Shut up Princess Slut!
Rogue- Why don't ---
Kitty- Look!
Prof. X- Shut up you little bitch!
Kitty- Go away!
Prof. X- I love you! ::tries to hug Kitty but goes through her since she used her powers::
Kitty- It's Mystique! ::points at her in the laboratory::
Kurt and Rogue- Mom why are you in this story?
Prof. X- YOUR MOTHER HAS SCALES! ::throws ice from nowhere at Mystique::
Mystique- I'M MELTING! ::melts into blue foam::
Prof. X- You should have kept your legs crossed you little whore.
Kurt- YOU KILLED MY MOTHER……YEAH!!!!
Tabatha- ::throws sparkling bomb at blue foam:: NEVER COME BACK AGAIN WHORE! ::sticks tongue out::
Rogue- You killed my mama… ::Starts to cry::
Prof. X- ::gasps and rides over to her. He grabs her and puts her on his lap. He pushes her head to his chest:: Don't cry little girl put your head on my breastiss! ::he strokes her hair repeatedly::
Jean Grey- My mama…::starts to cry too::
Kurt- She ain't your mom so what are you crying about.
Ororo- Just let her cry. ::Jean Grey grabs her legs and starts to call her Mama:: Get off me! ::kicks her off::
Kitty- ::to Rogue:: How old are you?
Rogue- ::stops crying automatically:: Me only 5 years old.
Tabatha- Really?
Rogue- Yep!
Tabatha- Ya know maybe we should try the Brotherhood of Mutants. At this rate, pretty soon we're all gonna go insane anyway.
Ororo- How will we find them? Jean and the Prof. Are the only two with powers to find them.
Scott- Jean. We need your help.
Jean- ::kisses his cheek:: I wuv you.
Scott- ::shakes her:: No! Listen!
Jean- ::slaps him:: You don't wuv me. I hate you. I HATE YOU!
Prof. X- I love you! ::Pulls Jean on his lap too.::
Jean- ::sticks tongue out at Rogue::
Rogue- ::hits her:: OFF!
Jean- ::odd groaning sound:: Owww! Dat hurt!
::Jean and Rogue in weird hitting fight::
Scott- STOP! Jean use your psychic abilities to find The Brotherhood of Mutants.
Jean- ::starts hitting herself in the head.::
Tabatha- It's hopeless.
Kitty- Lets check the mall.
Wolvertooth- We ain't bringing them to the mall.
Ororo- Ya we are. I need a new cloak. Tabatha put a hole in my other one with those damn bombs of hers.
Tabatha- Don't go dissing my bombs.
Kurt- Let's just go somewhere. I'm bored.
Scott- ::Hoarse sounding voice and unexplainable cigarette appears:: Listen I've been on unemployed for 36 hours. I need to go to the welfare office.
Kitty- NOT YOU TOO!
Ororo- Let's see. They got Prof. X, Logan, Rogue, Jean, Scott, and Magneto.
That leaves me, Kitty, Kurt, and Tabatha. Only four of us. Let's head to the mall.