Act 3

Magneto- HARRY POTTER IS BACK!
Kurt- Not you again.
Magneto- ::points at Prof. X whom still has Jean and Rogue on his lap:: It's Draco!
Prof.X- Get away you little whore! Go see Kazam! I'm Hagrid.
Kitty- Shouldn't he be Dumbledore, like he was wise. Hagrid is a -
Rogue- I'm Scabbers!
Jean- I'm Crookshanks! ::stares at Rogue evilly::
Rogue- ::runs behind Scott and hugs his leg::
Scott- Get away from me! I hate children. My daughter is the little whore who got me fired.
Rogue- I'M NOT A CHILD! I'M 5!!
Kitty- You don't have any kids. You were supposedly dating Jean.
Scott- Listen! I ain't no lesbian.
Wolvertooth-
L-Alright bub. We're taking you and the rest of you kids home. Creed will you quit touching my side of my ass.
S- I have an itch
L- Listen your side is on the left.
S- Well you weren't itching it.
L- Listen our powers heal so all I gotta do is slice your arm off and it will heal.
S- Damn you…fine.
Ororo- Will all you mutants shut up already. Damn your getting on my nerves! Jean stop sneaking up on Rogue. She is no damn rat and you aint no cat.
Jean- ::about to bite Rogue's arm:: Why'd you tell?! ::messes with Ororo's mind::
Ororo- MY EYES!
Tabatha- What she do to your eyes?
Ororo- I'm blind! Where is everybody?
Jean- MARCO!
Rogue- POLO!
Jean- MARCO!
Ororo- Quit it you little monsters! I want some wine! ::Jean and Rogue still saying Marco Polo:: I'll beat you two with my cane if I have to! ::they stop::
Tabatha- When did you get a cane?
Ororo- ::running towards Tabatha's voice:: I'll get you!
Rogue: POLO!
Ororo- ::crashes into something in confusement:: AHH!!
Rogue: HAHAHA!! SHE GO BOOM!
Tabatha- Boom?
Kurt- NO!
Tabatha- ::sends out small bomb and it hits Ororo::
Rogue- ::screams and ducks her head w/ Jean::
Ororo- ::sends a lightning bolt at Tabatha but accidentally hits Kurt's tail which now reappears::
Kurt- OOOOOWWWWWWW!! What the hell?
Kitty- Your tail is showing.
Kurt- Go figure…
Kitty- ::Turns to all the ruckus:: Like, everyone, like, SHUT UP!
Wolvertooth- L- Will everyone please get back into the X- Jet…including Harry Potter boy over there.
Magneto- ::fighting with sticks/pencils they think are called wands with Prof. X:: I cant leave. Hogwarts rule!
Kurt- Dear God man! You are in Jarrot playground!
Prof. X- ::rides over and pulls Kurt's tail off:: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Kurt- OW!
Ororo- I AM BLIND!! I CANT SEE!! GIVE ME SOME WINE!
Jean- ::gives her a water bottle:: Wine!
Ororo- ::drinks it and throws it at Kurt:: This isn't wine!
Kurt- STOP ABUSING ME!
Scott- Have a cigarette it'll make you feel better. ::pulls out a cigarette and lights it:: Bastards…
Rogue- YOU SAID BAD WORD!!
Scott- Go away…You'll be saying it someday too. If it was up to me you'd be living in Alabama with your father.
Rogue- I have a daddy?
Prof. X- ::picks up water bottle and throws it at Magneto:: Die you Harry Potter. He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is behind you! He's gonna kill ya! He's gonna kill ya!
Magneto- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Scott- He's a reject of society. Let him die.
Wolvertooth- S- This is too pathetic ::attempts to leave::
L- You can't leave. Your attached to me and we have to watch them.
S- I forgot.
L- Let's go everyone into the X-Jet!
Tabatha- All the pretty flowers flowers flowers- FREAKIN ASSHOLE!
Jean- They saying bad words…HAHAHA!!
Rogue- DAT BAD WORD! ::smacks Jean and Tabitha' s hands:: GO SIT ON THE CORNER!
Jean- No
Rogue- ::shrugs, takes glove off, and repeatedly pokes Jean::
Jean- ::laughs even though her life is being sucked out with each poke:: I feel funny…::spontaneous flinching::
Kitty- Your retarded…
Jean- I AM NOT RETARDED! MOMMY SAYS I'M SPECIAL! SPECIAL!
Kitty- Logan can we go…
L- Yea, Let's go. Kurt and Kitty help get the others.
Kurt, Wolvertooth, & Kitty- ::gets everyone into the X-Jet::