Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters!!! OKAY!!! I'VE SAID IT
THREE TIMES ALREADY!!! **Breathes heavily**
A/N: This one is probably going to be better than the last one but I dunno. I kinda had a teeny writer's block on this one too.
Chapter Three: Heads Up!
Harry and Ron were in the boy's locker room getting ready for Quidditch practice.
"So, guess what happened with Jocelyn?" Ron said sulkily to Harry as he put on a thin, scarlet practice robe.
"What?" Harry replied, closing his locker and locking it with his wand.
"Draco and Jocelyn were holding hands." Ron said as he too, then closed his locker.
"Oh, man, I'm sorry! She broke up with you!?" Harry said sympathetically as he put a hand on Ron's shoulder.
"No. But they were holding hands."
Harry gave a look of sympathy then shrugged. Ron looked a bit concerned but at the same time he looked as if he didn't really care
"Alright boys, get yourselves ready. We've got a hard practice planned for today," Oliver said as he came into the locker room from the Quidditch field.
"Oliver!" Ron exclaimed. "What are you doing here? You finished Hogwarts two years ago!"
"Well, for the past year, I've had a job. A damn good job too. But Professor McGonagall sent me an owl saying that the team wasn't quite the same without me. She said I could come back, but it would only be for this year. So I came and did the classes because I thought it would be a nice review and, well, what else am I going to do all day?" Oliver said. But then he focused his attention to Harry. "Harry I'm sorry I took the team away from you. I know that you coached it last year."
"It's okay Oliver, the team missed you," Harry replied.
"Enough of this sensitive shit! Let's go play some Quidditch!" Ron said as he grabbed his broom. He found that some of the first and second years gaped at him. "Sorry," he chuckled apologetically.
Once the boys came out of the locker room, they found the girls already on the field.
Harry stopped. He saw Katherine Ann, standing in front of the mirror, pulling her hair back into a high ponytail.
"C'mon, Harry, we've got Quidditch to practice," Ron said, trying to draw him away from her.
The Quidditch players took their positions onto the field.
"Okay, team. Today, for our first practice, we're going to run through a game. I have yellow and red belts to divide you up into teams," Oliver said as he held up the pieces of fabric for the teams to get.
As the whole team glided on their brooms to get the belts, something stopped Harry as he was trying to get one.
"Look, Harry, I'm sorry," Katherine Ann said as the wind blew free strands of her curly chestnut hair across her face.
"Yeah," Harry replied disbelieving, grabbing one of the belts.
"No really, I am. It's just that this is my first year at Hogwarts, and I don't want to blow it."
Harry sighed "What does that have to do with anything?"
"Let's just say frustrations can turn me into…er, well a bitch." she said, tucking a lock of her hair behind her ear. "I shouldn't have said those things to you when you were only trying to help."
"No you shouldn't have. But you do have the bitch thing right," Harry retorted nastily.
"Oh and Katherine Ann," Oliver said as he looked for her. "You be the Seeker for the red team just this once. I'll take your place as the Beater."
"What! Well then if you are going to be a beater for the read team then go easy on the yellow." Ron said, making it clear which team he was on.
"On my whistle: three, two - " Oliver said as he let go of the balls, blew his whistle, and finally got onto his broom and joined the red team.
The game then started. Chaos ensued between the two teams .
Harry and Katherine Ann were the only ones who were not moving. Harry stared at her from a distance.
It was strange to Harry that even when she was cruel to him, he still liked her. She was a poison to him that could not be taken out of his very flesh.
His thoughts were interrupted by a gold ball hovering right in front of his eyes: the Golden Snitch. Harry got onto his broom and chased after it. Noticing this, Katherine Ann flew on her broom to Harry to compete for the snitch.
"Get out of my way, U.S. Bitch!" Harry insulted as he pushed her over, trying to make her see how hurt he was with his words and actionw.
Katherine Ann only concentrated on the snitch.
"What's the matter? Are all Americans this dumb and ugly or is it just you?" Harry said as he reached for the snitch and pushing her over again.
"Never insult my country in front of me!" Katherine Ann yelled as she pushed him even harder.
The snitch went way more upward than Harry could remember it going before.
"Why are you being so mean to me now, Harry, I told you I was sorry. You really embarrassed me in Potions class," she said, still neck-and-neck with Harry trying to get the snitch.
"Why would you even ask that?" Harry asked.
"Look, Potter, don't expect me to always act like Miss Mary Sunshine, okay? I grew up with seven brothers and a father."
"Oh so being a bitch just comes naturally, is that what you're trying to say?" Harry asked as he grabbed the snitch.
"What?" Katherine Ann asked, confused. She let go of her broom and soonn found herself plummeting to the ground..
Harry looked down and panicked. He sped downward to try to catch her. He got closer and closer until he finally grabbed her. However, they were still about sixty feet from the ground.
"Thanks," she said, smiling gratefully.
But just when Harry thought that they both were safe, Ron sped by Harry, knocking him off. Harry found himself plummeting towards the mass of green. He then fell with a sickening thud
.
"Harry!" Ron called, distressed. He and the other teammates went down to the ground to make sure he was okay.
But Harry didn't reply. He laid there, Unconscious , on the ground.
~^*^~
Harry woke up with a groan. He found himself in the hospital wing.
"Good morning, Harry," Hermione said. She greeted him with a smile.
"Hi." He said. Looking down, he discovered he had a sling on his wrist.
"Are the bones still-" Harry began.
"Broken? No Madam Pomfrey fixed them up quickly yesterday. She just put it in the sling because she thought that it might still be too sore for you not to have the sling on." Ron said as he quietly walked into the door.
"Hi, Ron." Harry said, turning over.
"Do you mind if Jocelyn comes in?" Ron asked.
"No, not at all." Harry said.
Hermione hung her head in exasperation as she heard the sound of Jocelyn's name.
"Hi, Harry." Jocelyn said. "I'm sorry that you broke your arm."
"Wow, Ron, you've gotten her to say a full sentence now," Harry said. "I'm amazed."
Hermione sniggered.
"I'm really sorry about knocking you off your broom." Ron said.
"No, it wasn't your fault, Ron."
Jocelyn picked up the plastic bowl on the floor (you know, what people throw up or go to the bathroom in the nursing home) and put it on her head. She giggled.
"I-AM-YOUR-FATHER!" Jocelyn wheezed, imitating Darth Vader with the plastic bowl over her face.
Hermione, Harry, and Ron exchanged looks.
"Do you feel well enough to take a walk around Hogwarts?" Hermione asked.
"Will Madam Pomfrey let me?" Harry asked.
"Yes. We already asked her," Ron replied.
"Okay, well, let me go to the bathroom and get dressed." Harry said, going into the bathroom.
Once Harry came out, they were all ready, except Ron. He was trying to get that plastic bowl off of Jocelyn's head.
Harry laughed.
"C'mon." Harry said. He walked out the door, and Hermione followed.
The plastic bowl wouldn't budge. Ron shrugged and ran after Harry and Hermione.
"Ronnikins, help me!" Jocelyn's muffled voice sounded. Walking away from the infirmary, they could hear her cries as she bumped into wall after wall.
A/N
Ron: Why do I always have to put up with this dumbass girlfriend
Jocelyn: Cuz u like me
Ron rolls his eyes.
Harry: At least u have a girlfriend…I was being a big ol bastard to the girl of my dreams!
Hermione: The one I like doesn't even notice me…. (Hermione looks at Ron who is still trying to get the pot off of her head) He just assists his girlfriend.
Harry: Am I ever going to hook up with Katherine Ann?
Author: Well, maybe if they send in reviews on what I can do…and if they like it…if they don't I'm gonna quit the story.
Please send in ur reviews!!
A/N: This one is probably going to be better than the last one but I dunno. I kinda had a teeny writer's block on this one too.
Chapter Three: Heads Up!
Harry and Ron were in the boy's locker room getting ready for Quidditch practice.
"So, guess what happened with Jocelyn?" Ron said sulkily to Harry as he put on a thin, scarlet practice robe.
"What?" Harry replied, closing his locker and locking it with his wand.
"Draco and Jocelyn were holding hands." Ron said as he too, then closed his locker.
"Oh, man, I'm sorry! She broke up with you!?" Harry said sympathetically as he put a hand on Ron's shoulder.
"No. But they were holding hands."
Harry gave a look of sympathy then shrugged. Ron looked a bit concerned but at the same time he looked as if he didn't really care
"Alright boys, get yourselves ready. We've got a hard practice planned for today," Oliver said as he came into the locker room from the Quidditch field.
"Oliver!" Ron exclaimed. "What are you doing here? You finished Hogwarts two years ago!"
"Well, for the past year, I've had a job. A damn good job too. But Professor McGonagall sent me an owl saying that the team wasn't quite the same without me. She said I could come back, but it would only be for this year. So I came and did the classes because I thought it would be a nice review and, well, what else am I going to do all day?" Oliver said. But then he focused his attention to Harry. "Harry I'm sorry I took the team away from you. I know that you coached it last year."
"It's okay Oliver, the team missed you," Harry replied.
"Enough of this sensitive shit! Let's go play some Quidditch!" Ron said as he grabbed his broom. He found that some of the first and second years gaped at him. "Sorry," he chuckled apologetically.
Once the boys came out of the locker room, they found the girls already on the field.
Harry stopped. He saw Katherine Ann, standing in front of the mirror, pulling her hair back into a high ponytail.
"C'mon, Harry, we've got Quidditch to practice," Ron said, trying to draw him away from her.
The Quidditch players took their positions onto the field.
"Okay, team. Today, for our first practice, we're going to run through a game. I have yellow and red belts to divide you up into teams," Oliver said as he held up the pieces of fabric for the teams to get.
As the whole team glided on their brooms to get the belts, something stopped Harry as he was trying to get one.
"Look, Harry, I'm sorry," Katherine Ann said as the wind blew free strands of her curly chestnut hair across her face.
"Yeah," Harry replied disbelieving, grabbing one of the belts.
"No really, I am. It's just that this is my first year at Hogwarts, and I don't want to blow it."
Harry sighed "What does that have to do with anything?"
"Let's just say frustrations can turn me into…er, well a bitch." she said, tucking a lock of her hair behind her ear. "I shouldn't have said those things to you when you were only trying to help."
"No you shouldn't have. But you do have the bitch thing right," Harry retorted nastily.
"Oh and Katherine Ann," Oliver said as he looked for her. "You be the Seeker for the red team just this once. I'll take your place as the Beater."
"What! Well then if you are going to be a beater for the read team then go easy on the yellow." Ron said, making it clear which team he was on.
"On my whistle: three, two - " Oliver said as he let go of the balls, blew his whistle, and finally got onto his broom and joined the red team.
The game then started. Chaos ensued between the two teams .
Harry and Katherine Ann were the only ones who were not moving. Harry stared at her from a distance.
It was strange to Harry that even when she was cruel to him, he still liked her. She was a poison to him that could not be taken out of his very flesh.
His thoughts were interrupted by a gold ball hovering right in front of his eyes: the Golden Snitch. Harry got onto his broom and chased after it. Noticing this, Katherine Ann flew on her broom to Harry to compete for the snitch.
"Get out of my way, U.S. Bitch!" Harry insulted as he pushed her over, trying to make her see how hurt he was with his words and actionw.
Katherine Ann only concentrated on the snitch.
"What's the matter? Are all Americans this dumb and ugly or is it just you?" Harry said as he reached for the snitch and pushing her over again.
"Never insult my country in front of me!" Katherine Ann yelled as she pushed him even harder.
The snitch went way more upward than Harry could remember it going before.
"Why are you being so mean to me now, Harry, I told you I was sorry. You really embarrassed me in Potions class," she said, still neck-and-neck with Harry trying to get the snitch.
"Why would you even ask that?" Harry asked.
"Look, Potter, don't expect me to always act like Miss Mary Sunshine, okay? I grew up with seven brothers and a father."
"Oh so being a bitch just comes naturally, is that what you're trying to say?" Harry asked as he grabbed the snitch.
"What?" Katherine Ann asked, confused. She let go of her broom and soonn found herself plummeting to the ground..
Harry looked down and panicked. He sped downward to try to catch her. He got closer and closer until he finally grabbed her. However, they were still about sixty feet from the ground.
"Thanks," she said, smiling gratefully.
But just when Harry thought that they both were safe, Ron sped by Harry, knocking him off. Harry found himself plummeting towards the mass of green. He then fell with a sickening thud
.
"Harry!" Ron called, distressed. He and the other teammates went down to the ground to make sure he was okay.
But Harry didn't reply. He laid there, Unconscious , on the ground.
~^*^~
Harry woke up with a groan. He found himself in the hospital wing.
"Good morning, Harry," Hermione said. She greeted him with a smile.
"Hi." He said. Looking down, he discovered he had a sling on his wrist.
"Are the bones still-" Harry began.
"Broken? No Madam Pomfrey fixed them up quickly yesterday. She just put it in the sling because she thought that it might still be too sore for you not to have the sling on." Ron said as he quietly walked into the door.
"Hi, Ron." Harry said, turning over.
"Do you mind if Jocelyn comes in?" Ron asked.
"No, not at all." Harry said.
Hermione hung her head in exasperation as she heard the sound of Jocelyn's name.
"Hi, Harry." Jocelyn said. "I'm sorry that you broke your arm."
"Wow, Ron, you've gotten her to say a full sentence now," Harry said. "I'm amazed."
Hermione sniggered.
"I'm really sorry about knocking you off your broom." Ron said.
"No, it wasn't your fault, Ron."
Jocelyn picked up the plastic bowl on the floor (you know, what people throw up or go to the bathroom in the nursing home) and put it on her head. She giggled.
"I-AM-YOUR-FATHER!" Jocelyn wheezed, imitating Darth Vader with the plastic bowl over her face.
Hermione, Harry, and Ron exchanged looks.
"Do you feel well enough to take a walk around Hogwarts?" Hermione asked.
"Will Madam Pomfrey let me?" Harry asked.
"Yes. We already asked her," Ron replied.
"Okay, well, let me go to the bathroom and get dressed." Harry said, going into the bathroom.
Once Harry came out, they were all ready, except Ron. He was trying to get that plastic bowl off of Jocelyn's head.
Harry laughed.
"C'mon." Harry said. He walked out the door, and Hermione followed.
The plastic bowl wouldn't budge. Ron shrugged and ran after Harry and Hermione.
"Ronnikins, help me!" Jocelyn's muffled voice sounded. Walking away from the infirmary, they could hear her cries as she bumped into wall after wall.
A/N
Ron: Why do I always have to put up with this dumbass girlfriend
Jocelyn: Cuz u like me
Ron rolls his eyes.
Harry: At least u have a girlfriend…I was being a big ol bastard to the girl of my dreams!
Hermione: The one I like doesn't even notice me…. (Hermione looks at Ron who is still trying to get the pot off of her head) He just assists his girlfriend.
Harry: Am I ever going to hook up with Katherine Ann?
Author: Well, maybe if they send in reviews on what I can do…and if they like it…if they don't I'm gonna quit the story.
Please send in ur reviews!!