SSJ V: Wow, we're FINALLY updating this. Actually, I probably wouldn't have gotten around to it anyway, if it weren't for the suggestion by lady rouge ^_^.

Boba: *cough* and I'm sure that it had nothing to do with your plot to destroy Mr. R?

SSJ V: . . . We do not own Star Wars. STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT! You would too!

The trio of children carefully touched down just outside Frieza's ship. "So what do we do again?" Vegesa asked, just to make sure that she had heard the 'super full proof best plan in the Universe' correctly.

Boba rolled his eyes. "Simple. We blow up the wall, sneak in, blast down the door, stick the Chi collar on her so that she can't use any special abilities, blow up another wall, and sneak out."

Vegeta nodded, then paused. "Why do we need to sneak when we just blew up a wall?"

"Duh, because you're supposed to!" Boba smacked his forehead.

". . . OK."

"Ok." Boba announced. "On the count of ten, fire. One, two . . . five, um, TEN!"

*KABOOM*

"Ok, now sneak, really, really fast!" Boba whispered.

The three tiptoed around a snoring Zarbon, who we will now assume is deaf if that didn't wake him up.

"Guys?" Vegesa asked, wandering up to the green alien's bedside. "This guy, well, he is a guy, right?"

"Um. . ." Vegeta answered. "Actually, I'm not sure about a lot of the people here."

Boba shot the say-jin pair a disgusted look. "Ew you guys. Just ew."

The sound of footsteps echoed through the hall.

"Hide!" Vegeta instructed, grabbing the two and yanking them under the bed.

The two guards stopped at the door and looked around.

Guard One: Dang, I knew he snored, but-

Guard Two: Ha, Jace owes me ten bucks. I told him Zarbon had the most powerful snore on the ship. It's like a vacuum, man!

With that, the two plodded off, ready to inspect the next part of the ship.

". . . Holly Kai, those two are thicker than the old milk in Obi Wan's fridge." Vegesa snorted, pulling herself up.

"I don't want to know how you know that." Vegeta remarked, walking out the door towards their objective (code name 'jelly bean'). Striding up to the door, he stopped and pressed his ear against it. Almost immediately, his face turned sour.

"Problem." He muttered. "There's two of 'em. Zarbon's daughter too."

Vegesa and Boba peaked in through the crack. Yup, Zarbon's daughter was in there. Vegesa stifled a yawn. "Man, how do fourteen year olds stay up so late?"

"Why would you even want to stay up this late, unless you were plotting something incredibly evil?" Vegeta asked. The trio looked at each other. "Uh-oh." The five year olds flattened themselves to the door.

"So then, like, I found out-" Began Dedoria's daughter, in a freaky sounding British accent. Very freaky. "That Derrick doesn't really like me!"

"Oh my dear Kammi." Vegesa began.

"Yup." Agreed Boba.

"She thought someone liked her?" Vegeta snorted, peaking through the crack. "Has she ever been near a reflective surface?"

"Yo, Vegeta, how high are their power levels? (Translation for those who do not speak Dragon Ball Z: poke the device over your eye {a scouter} and see how strong they are.)" Vegesa hissed, checking up and down the hallways.

"HA!" He laughed. "Not even strong enough to put up a fight! Aliens are so weird . . . they don't even have tails!"

"Right. Tails. Normal." Boba whistled and turned to face them full front.

"Dude, we know you don't have a tail." Vegesa laughed. "So what happened to it? (Humans look kinda the same as say-jins except that they don't have tails and say-jin hair sticks up. And face it, with Boba's hair, he could pass for one any day. *Gets smacked with giant rolled up newspaper by random Fett fan.* Ow. . .)

"Uh . . . a- blender accident."

"0.o OOOOKKK, back to business." Exclaimed Vegeta, readying the collar.



Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah a! End O Chapter!

Lots O Laughs,

B& SSJ V